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Title: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: bdoughty on December 09, 2019, 02:12:09 AM
Fuck it College Football deserves it's own thread.

We have Bowl Season and the Playoffs approaching.

All times listed are Eastern.

College Football Playoff Schedule:

    College Football Playoff Semifinal at the Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl (4 p.m., ESPN): LSU vs. Oklahoma     
    College Football Playoff Semifinal at the PlayStation Fiesta Bowl (8 p.m., ESPN): Ohio State vs. Clemson
   

    College Football Playoff National Championship (8 p.m., ESPN)

Here is the schedule for the full slate of games:

Friday, Dec. 20

    Makers Wanted Bowl (2 p.m., ESPN): Charlotte vs. Buffalo
    Frisco Bowl (7:30 p.m., ESPN2): Utah State vs. Kent State

Saturday, Dec. 21

    Celebration Bowl (Noon, ABC): Alcorn Sate vs. North Carolina A&T
    New Mexico Bowl (2 p.m., ESPN): San Diego State vs. Central Michigan
    Cure Bowl (2:30 p.m. CBSSN): Liberty vs. Georgia Southern
    Cheribundi Boca Raton Bowl (3:30 p.m., ABC): SMU vs. FAU
    Camellia Bowl (5:30 p.m., ESPN): Arkansas State vs. FIU
    Mitsubishi Motors Las Vegas Bowl (7:30 p.m., ABC): Washington vs. Boise State
    R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl (9 p.m., ESPN): Appalachian State vs. UAB

Monday, Dec. 23

    Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla Bowl (2:30 p.m., ESPN): Marshall vs. UCF

Tuesday, Dec. 24

    SoFi Hawai'i Bowl (8 p.m., ESPN): Hawaii vs. BYU

Thursday, Dec. 26

    Walk-On's Independence Bowl (4 p.m., ESPN): Miami vs. Louisiana Tech
    Quick Lane Bowl (8 p.m., ESPN): Pittsburgh vs. Eastern Michigan

Friday, Dec. 27

    Military Bowl Presented by Northrop Grumman (Noon, ESPN): North Carolina vs. Temple
    New Era Pinstripe Bowl (3:20 p.m., ESPN): Michigan State vs. Wake Forest
    Academy Sports + Outdoors Texas Bowl (6:45 p.m., ESPN): Oklahoma State vs. Texas A&M
    San Diego County Credit Union Holiday Bowl (8 p.m., FS1): USC vs. Iowa
    Cheez-It Bowl (10:15 p.m., ESPN): Air Force vs. Washington State

Saturday, Dec. 28

    Camping World Bowl (Noon, ABC): Notre Dame vs. Iowa State
    Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic (Noon, ESPN): Penn State vs. Memphis
    College Football Playoff Semifinal at the Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl (4 p.m., ESPN): LSU vs. Oklahoma     
    College Football Playoff Semifinal at the PlayStation Fiesta Bowl (8 p.m., ESPN): Ohio State vs. Clemson

   

Monday, Dec. 30

    SERVPRO First Responder Bowl (12:30 p.m., ESPN): Western Kentucky vs. Western Michigan
    Franklin America Mortgage Music City Bowl (4 p.m., ESPN): Louisville vs. Mississippi State
    Redbox Bowl (4 p.m., FOX): Illinois vs. Cal
    Capital One Orange Bowl (8 p.m., ESPN): Florida vs. Virginia

Tuesday, Dec. 31

    Belk Bowl (Noon, ESPN):  Virginia Tech vs. Kentucky
    Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl (2 p.m., CBS): Florida State vs. Arizona State
    AutoZone Liberty Bowl (3:45 p.m., ESPN): Navy vs. Kansas State
    NOVA Home Loans Arizona Bowl (4:30 p.m., CBS Sports Network): Wyoming vs. Georgia State
    Valero Alamo Bowl (7:30 p.m., ESPN): Texas vs. Utah

Wednesday, Jan. 1

    Vrbo Citrus Bowl (1 p.m., ABC): Alabama vs. Michigan
    Outback Bowl (1 p.m., ESPN): Minnesota vs. Auburn
    Rose Bowl (5 p.m., ESPN): Oregon vs. Wisconsin
    Allstate Sugar Bowl (8:45 p.m., ESPN): Georgia vs. Baylor

Thursday, Jan. 2

    TicketSmarter Birmingham Bowl (3 p.m., ESPN): Boston College vs. Cincinnati
    TaxSlayer Gator Bowl (7 p.m., ESPN): Indiana vs. Tennessee

Wednesday, Jan. 3

    Famous Idaho Potato Bowl (3:30 p.m., ESPN): Nevada vs. Ohio

Thursday, Jan. 4

    Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl (11:30 a.m., ESPN): Tulane vs. Southern Miss

Saturday, Jan. 6

    Mobile Alabama Bowl (7:30 p.m., ESPN): Miami (OH) vs. ULL
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on December 09, 2019, 03:27:48 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/UrveHK3.jpg)
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 09, 2019, 09:15:13 AM
Alabama getting bodied and missing out on the playoffs warms my heart.
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: bdoughty on December 09, 2019, 12:03:07 PM
Alabama getting bodied and missing out on the playoffs warms my heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js9kBy8F7rg


also this weeks video because as much as I hate the SEC, SEC Shorts are the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M-U3tkLxfs
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: bluemax on December 10, 2019, 02:28:56 AM
#FireHelton
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on December 14, 2019, 11:21:39 AM
#AndKillHim!
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: Akala on December 14, 2019, 11:25:12 AM
I kind of like having Saturdays free again.  :doge
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: bdoughty on December 14, 2019, 12:54:58 PM
We do have the Army Navy game today.

Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on December 14, 2019, 06:15:20 PM
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1205974527957708800
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: Tripon on December 14, 2019, 10:05:40 PM
Quote
The commitment to serve that comes with attendance at West Point, the Naval Academy, and the Air Force Academy has been the subject of shifting and changing standards in recent years, as it relates to whether service can be deferred until after a professional sports career.

On Saturday, the current Commander-in-Chief touted while attending the annual Army-Navy game a shift in policy that permits athletes at the service academies to delay their service.

President Trump told the players that they now have the chance “to make a fortune, and after you’re all finished with your professional career, you’ll go and you’ll serve and everybody’s thrilled.”

The President apparently thinks this will help recruiting; he joked to Army coach Jeff Monken, “It probably gives the coach no reason to ever lose another game.”

It made for a more positive visit to the annual Army-Navy game by the President than his first visit, three years ago. After he had been elected but before he had been inaugurated, then-President-elect Trump told CBS broadcasters Verne Lundquist and Gary Danielson, “I don’t know if it’s necessarily the best football.”

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/president-tells-army-navy-players-231148423.html

I don't believe that is the case.
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: bdoughty on December 15, 2019, 05:36:18 AM
The college football thread is pleased to announce it's 2020 changes.

No Trump discussion.
No Anime of any kind whatsoever.
Images of the USC Song Girls are not only recommended but in 2021 may be considered a requirement.
Limit Alabama discussion to once a page.
Any posts that are not liked by Filler will be subject to removal.
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: bdoughty on December 15, 2019, 05:40:00 AM
Congrats to Joe Burrow on the Heisman win. OU fans wish you the same success in the first round of the playoffs as the last two Heisman winners.
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: Akala on December 15, 2019, 11:29:19 AM
Happy for Joe on the Heisman but yeah, regular season awards don't really mean much if they can't finish. We had it on in the background, but I didn't really actively watch until they called him up. The structure/way it was set up like some shit reality show competition came off as a touch...cruel? At least a bit mean-spirited and uncomfortable. People were telling me that it's fine, the ceremony just caps off a fun weekend or whatever, but that was likely the first and last one I watch. Also lol@ our governor being there.  :lol

I have no idea how the game is going to go, and the snub last night only adds to how Jalen/OU is going to be motivated af. It will all come down to whether or not LSU's D shows up to determine if it's a shootout or a blowout, not really seeing other option.

Also thank you for rules list.

(http://i.imgur.com/b5rK63U.jpg)

In event of LSU loss there's gotta be some OU MAGA weeb BS around somewhere...if not there will be. :teehee
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: bdoughty on December 15, 2019, 01:07:30 PM
Rules were in jest, since I have absolutely no power but one can dream.

I was researching the cheerleaders and it came to my attention that Oregon has some serious talent on the sidelines.




Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: bdoughty on December 18, 2019, 10:38:22 AM
Oh Baylor. Crank Yankers commitment edition.

http://twitter.com/BUFootball/status/1207291163948015616

http://twitter.com/BUFootball/status/1207297645049503747

http://twitter.com/BUFootball/status/1207303590521528321

http://twitter.com/BUFootball/status/1207300619335327744

http://twitter.com/BUFootball/status/1207298510414057473

http://twitter.com/BUFootball/status/1207296582665883651

http://twitter.com/BUFootball/status/1207293600951947264


There are more, I had to stop.
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on December 21, 2019, 12:04:48 AM
https://twitter.com/JaredLChris/status/1207531222227988481
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2019, 07:57:17 PM
Can we all agree that the biggest losers of the season are Gerogia's coaching staff, for letting Justin Fields go in favor of Fromm?  :lol

Yes, I get that Georgia's offense is a bit antiquated and he wouldn't be balling out like he is at OSU but jesus. They have the talent and speed...Fields would have still be great there.
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: bdoughty on December 23, 2019, 12:03:27 AM
To an extent yes but ask any Georgia fan and you can say that about their team every year since 1981. Little Sister Georgia Tech has a Co-National Championship in 1990 to boot. Justin Fields is a great QB but he also joined an Ohio State team that has so much talent on both sides of the ball it is scary.

To me the biggest losers for the season are Nebraska.

Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on December 28, 2019, 04:59:42 PM
refs  :pacspit
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on December 28, 2019, 05:10:29 PM
https://twitter.com/FDSportsbook/status/1211045672037879808

 ::)
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: Huff on December 28, 2019, 05:46:28 PM
Lsu gunna win by 50 who cares biatch
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on December 28, 2019, 05:51:45 PM
burrow and lamb to las vegas  ;)
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: Akala on December 28, 2019, 06:21:34 PM
CHOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: bdoughty on December 28, 2019, 06:23:24 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/zrRjRgK.gif)

Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: bdoughty on December 28, 2019, 06:48:33 PM
Joe Burrow responsible for 8 TD's.
Jalen Hurts 5 Completions.
This is peak Chokelahoma.
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: bdoughty on December 28, 2019, 08:01:35 PM
Congrats LSU, I will be rooting for you against the Ohio St/Clemson winner. Now to go to Sonic and drown my sorrows with a 44oz Strawberry Coke.

Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 28, 2019, 08:03:45 PM
We just happy to be there.
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on December 28, 2019, 09:22:54 PM
clemson  :-\
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: bdoughty on December 28, 2019, 09:32:14 PM
LSU offense versus Ohio State defense is the matchup I really want to see.


Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on December 28, 2019, 09:57:51 PM
 :o
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: bdoughty on December 28, 2019, 10:03:52 PM
or the LSU offense versus the Clemson defense.  ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_goSMl1JKi0
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on December 28, 2019, 11:26:54 PM
 8)
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on December 29, 2019, 12:03:41 AM
 :woooo
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 29, 2019, 12:51:19 AM
OSU had some shit calls against them, but their QB looked like a chump most of the night. Very inaccurate.

Clemsons D is for real. They’ll put up a better fight against LSU.
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2019, 04:35:33 PM
I expected OSU to pop Clemson and it looked like they were going to for awhile. Mix of bad ref calls and Fields shitting the bed.

LSU is probably going to destroy Clemson. If Dobbins could dice them with one leg I'm sure LSU's athletes will have a lot of fun.
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on December 30, 2019, 05:34:41 PM
I feel like clemson might get annihilated, but they could also surprise. It's a team that knows how to fight back
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: Rman on December 31, 2019, 10:17:22 AM
Does anyone care about these shitty Bowl games btw? Not the BCS playoffs obviously, but the single bowls.
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on December 31, 2019, 02:24:46 PM
nope  :lol
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: bdoughty on January 10, 2020, 04:48:46 PM
Mike Leach to Mississippi State

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/28459479/mississippi-state-coach-mike-leach-starts-new-chapter-excited-challenge-sec

https://twitter.com/Coach_Leach/status/1215418003535171584

That cowbell will get really annoying after a few games.
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: bdoughty on January 11, 2020, 09:04:54 PM
Congrats to NDSU.

https://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/1216089810944675841

Mark those calendars. September 5th NDSU heads to Oregon. I wish some FBS teams had the balls to play at NDSU.
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: Akala on January 13, 2020, 10:13:07 AM
Ain't no work getting done today or tomorrow LESS GO. The city is going to be such a shitshow.  :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP7Ns613b0A
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on January 13, 2020, 08:26:42 PM
Tigers gonna win  ;)
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on January 13, 2020, 08:51:14 PM
either of these qb's becoming future raidahs  :lawd
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on January 13, 2020, 08:59:59 PM
clemson D so far  :o
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on January 13, 2020, 09:03:37 PM
 :juicy
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: bluemax on January 13, 2020, 10:13:18 PM
This game is so good. Not having Alabama make its so much more fun.
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on January 13, 2020, 10:21:08 PM
can clemson fight back again  :whew
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on January 13, 2020, 10:34:35 PM
https://twitter.com/NickCothrel41/status/1216924852038144000

 :delicious
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on January 13, 2020, 10:49:50 PM
clemson back in this  :rejoice
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on January 13, 2020, 11:46:21 PM
 :fbm
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on January 13, 2020, 11:48:55 PM
fuck da refs  :maf
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on January 14, 2020, 12:15:46 AM
joe burrow's mom  :shaq
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: Akala on January 14, 2020, 01:04:09 AM
Chooooooo
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 14, 2020, 11:44:39 AM
Every 5-7 years there's a new QB that I think is the best college QB I've ever seen. I can't tell if I'm a prisoner of recency bias or are they are actually improving each time.
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on January 14, 2020, 02:56:54 PM
fuck the bangholes  ::)
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: Akala on January 14, 2020, 04:48:50 PM
Jesus what a long-ass day. the only thing keeping me up is a delicious stream of hot takes and twitter.

  :comeon :lawd :aah :jawalrus

Wonder what, if anything, will come of the footage of uncle OBJ passing out all that totally fake money.

What a glorious season.
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: bdoughty on July 30, 2020, 03:01:13 PM
Looks like Joe Pa 2.0: Michigan edition.

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2020/07/30/lawsuit-alleges-schembechler-knew-about-sexual-abuse-of-university-of-michigan-doctor/5543444002/?csp=chromepush

Over/under on how many hours before this is torn down?

(https://i.imgur.com/LBgnHjG.jpg)
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on July 30, 2020, 03:11:23 PM
https://twitter.com/clarencehilljr/status/1288840478516011011
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: OnlyRegret on July 30, 2020, 04:03:18 PM
I thought you rage quit this forum?
:thinking
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on July 30, 2020, 04:08:10 PM
I would never quit, bb  :-[
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: OnlyRegret on July 30, 2020, 04:31:05 PM
Not you, but OP
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: Akala on July 30, 2020, 04:34:41 PM
I have kind of come to terms with not having CFB this year.

the reign of LSU continues  :jeb
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: bdoughty on July 30, 2020, 06:23:08 PM
Not you, but OP

Never trust a land thief.
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: bdoughty on July 30, 2020, 06:35:36 PM
I have kind of come to terms with not having CFB this year.

Same here. OU can't lose in a playoff if there is no season. Made a 32 team league of the best college teams all time for Super Mega Baseball 3. The best QB's for each team as starting pitchers and then just threw in all the best players everywhere else. 8 divisions of 4 rival teams. Winner of each division goes to the playoffs.

West Conference

OU
Texas
Texas A&M
Nebraska

Michigan
Michigan St
Ohio St
Notre Dame

UCLA
USC
Washington
Oregon

(the not rival division)

BYU
Colorado
Arizona St
Stanford


East Conference

Alabama
LSU
Auburn
Tennessee

Georgia
Florida
Florida St
Miami

Pitt
West Virginia
Virginia Tech
Penn St

(the other not rival division)

Clemson
Georgia Tech
Arkansas
Syracuse

Created a another league for my NFL Fix. Based it on the 1979 season and went all out on the proper logos,  players etc. Team power is based on how they ended up in the final rankings that year. It was my favorite season as a Steeler fan even though I was on 7. Best uniforms, logos, etc. Only teams with a complete 1979 roster are Pittsburgh and Dallas because I lived in Texas and was forced to watch the Cowboys. Sprinkled the rest of the teams with best players in that teams history.

Also play this as I prepare for a game. The best sports intro in the history of sports.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHk0BtQWs68
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: team filler on August 02, 2020, 04:17:41 PM
https://twitter.com/PlayersTribune/status/1289893710872936450

https://twitter.com/camgoode19/status/1289981446766002176

 :tocry
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: Akala on September 04, 2020, 12:27:49 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/BORvIM6.jpg)

 :killme
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 04, 2020, 02:12:49 AM
Thank you, PlayStation 5!
Title: Re: College Football Thread: Soulless Saban Slaughters Slippery Rock
Post by: kingv on September 05, 2020, 03:52:41 AM
Sir yacht.