THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Christopher on August 14, 2006, 06:03:31 AM
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Chris Adventures: I got hit on by a GUY at SEARS!
…the fuck? Ok here’s the story as you guys know I love telling the details and shit. Ok so I’m at work and it’s a really boring day…you ever just have one of those days where you just so fucking tired and sick of work? Well today was like the epitome of that day…time was going by so slowly and I felt like time was literally just dragging on. I asked my boss if I could just have the rest of the day off…she’s cool so she was like ok sure go ahead. So I go up to the third floor where the food section is, and I called my girlfriend. We went to the Jersey Shore (SHAKE!!11) on Saturday and it was AMAZING…no answer…the fuck?
I dunno that and the whole day made me feel like I was depressed like coming off a drug or something…I dunno I was just so sluggish and slow…ugh and I HATE when those people shove free samples down your throat like 80 times when walking on the third floor like all the time. (I always thought to myself what if someone just gives you poison on those samples and your like lolz ok I’ll eat it FOR FREE)
So anyway I’m walking in the mall just looking around as I don’t feel like driving right now and maybe if I get something to drink at GNC I’ll feel a bit better. Meh I got something and I still feel a bit drowse…so I see SEARS and I was walking through thinking maybe I can get my mom some house shit or something for her birthday…so I take a piss there and some dude like comes right in the urinal next to me…um isn’t it like a unwritten man rule that you have a stall apart if there are other ones free. I’m paranoid and I always feel in situations like that that SOMEONE is looking at my dong…but who cares, free show I guess?
Anyway I’m walking through sears and the bed department is there and I decide what the hell I’ll lay down in one…so I’m laying down pretending to have a good nap when I hear this phrase “Is there room for two on that bed?â€â€¦I look up and it’s the fucking dude from the bathroom giving me the gayest look ever…I just gave this look of what the fuck…and he just kept walking staring at me…I dunno I felt creped out.
For the record I don’t have anything wrong with gay people at all…but hitting on a dude at sears is pretty fucking creepy.
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It could be more awkward.
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Your storytelling isn't dazzling us here.
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But did he have long, flowing, Brazilian locks?
???
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Gay men love me.
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Your storytelling isn't dazzling us here.
He needs to take notes from a professional.
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Your storytelling isn't dazzling us here.
awe... lonely, miserable, and ugly? Sad life isn't it there masochist? Move on and do someting your little "online hate" isn't making me sad.
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Your storytelling isn't dazzling us here.
awe... lonely, miserable, and ugly? Sad life isn't it there masochist? Move on and do someting your little "online hate" isn't making me sad.
Actually, she's pretty hot..
But anyway, my grandma bought me a sweater a couple Christmases ago. It was a turtleneck, but the neck part was extremely long and fruity. I didn't wear it all year, but the next year I wore it just to make my mom happy. So I wear it to school, and while I'm in the school cafeteria this guy in a pink sweater walks up to my table. He laughed and said something like "hi, can I sit down?" Of course I didn't want anyone wearing pink sitting next to me, but since I'm a pussy I said he could sit down.
He talked nonstop for like 10 minutes, lauging at everything I said. Then when I started looking in the opposite direction, he said "wait...are you straight?" I said yes, and he laughed, apologized, and left. :lol
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Man I cant begin to understand the Christopher vs Masochist feud.
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masochist is redWOOD? She's a cute gal, and Christopher is sorely overmatched in terms of wit.
That said, at this point, if a duder hit on me, I'd just take it as a compliment and leave it at that.
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I got hit on by a riding lawn-mower at sears, that was MUCH worse.
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You do know I don't live on the Jersey Shore, don't you? :-\
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I got hit on by a riding lawn-mower at sears, that was MUCH worse.
"THAT'S THE TRACTOR STORY?!?!"
(http://www.undercover.com.au/pics/seinfeld.jpg)
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I've never seen a flirty gay person. All the ones I know don't flirt at all.
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Who the hell still shops at Sears?
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Sears still exists?