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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2019, 08:16:16 PM
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Haven't posted much. Decided I'd return and bring joy to you coward's lives. I've been enjoying life. Good job, settled down, trying to eat healthy (ie a nice balance of home cooked meals and Taco Bell). Very busy between work and home, but life is good. What have you guys been up to. What have I missed...
Prole still alive? Is Atra gay yet?
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I've officiated two weddings and so far only one of the couples has gotten divorced.
So pretty, pretty good.
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Atra is a power bottom
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Atra is getting cancelled in the relationship thread, should have gone gay tbh
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I received a PM from a troubled member yesterday, who warned me about Atra. Is shit really this real?
:dead
Crazy to think I've been posting here on/off since what, 2005 or 06? For this place to last that long without too many major fuck ups or controversies (that matter) is impressive. Hope everyone is doing well. 2020 will be interesting, man. If I get married I'm inviting some of you. Bless up.
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bless up
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This motherfucker right here
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Pretty amazing. life is amazing. Kiss your mother, man.
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Ангелы и демоны кружили надо мной
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Doing alright. Got a new job that pays well, fixed up some past mistakes so they don't keep haunting me, and mostly chilling wiser than I was when I first joined at 19 whining about everything (I'll never not whine about random shit though :shh )
Glad you're back, missed regular conversations with ya.
Oh and Atra is pretty much the old dude at teen parties who rationalizes it with not having the experience when he was young now.
Get fucked.
I told the 15 y/o to fuck off and y’all motherfuckers keep on gaslighting me about it.
Also, feel free to perma ban me mods. I’m done here.
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Doing alright. Got a new job that pays well, fixed up some past mistakes so they don't keep haunting me, and mostly chilling wiser than I was when I first joined at 19 whining about everything (I'll never not whine about random shit though :shh )
Glad you're back, missed regular conversations with ya.
Oh and Atra is pretty much the old dude at teen parties who rationalizes it with not having the experience when he was young now.
Get fucked.
I told the 15 y/o to fuck off and y’all motherfuckers keep on gaslighting me about it.
Also, feel free to perma ban me mods. I’m done here.
Don’t leave :(
I enjoy catching up on your adventures every now and then
People here love to tease others for stupid shit, I noticed. I don’t think you actually did anything wrong, but the situation is funny. I doubt anyone is actually judging you (besides bitter people like TIMU).
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Doing alright. Got a new job that pays well, fixed up some past mistakes so they don't keep haunting me, and mostly chilling wiser than I was when I first joined at 19 whining about everything (I'll never not whine about random shit though :shh )
Glad you're back, missed regular conversations with ya.
Oh and Atra is pretty much the old dude at teen parties who rationalizes it with not having the experience when he was young now.
Get fucked.
I told the 15 y/o to fuck off and y’all motherfuckers keep on gaslighting me about it.
Also, feel free to perma ban me mods. I’m done here.
Is this some facebook thing? I barely see you post these days and it would be a shame if you left cause people are assholes here, just be an asshole right back
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Doing alright. Got a new job that pays well, fixed up some past mistakes so they don't keep haunting me, and mostly chilling wiser than I was when I first joined at 19 whining about everything (I'll never not whine about random shit though :shh )
Glad you're back, missed regular conversations with ya.
Oh and Atra is pretty much the old dude at teen parties who rationalizes it with not having the experience when he was young now.
Get fucked.
I told the 15 y/o to fuck off and y’all motherfuckers keep on gaslighting me about it.
Also, feel free to perma ban me mods. I’m done here.
The corrupt Bire mods only ban good posters like Cream and Etoilet ::)
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Middle of page Atra:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DzoERiaWwAAtrTm.jpg)
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Doing alright. Got a new job that pays well, fixed up some past mistakes so they don't keep haunting me, and mostly chilling wiser than I was when I first joined at 19 whining about everything (I'll never not whine about random shit though :shh )
Glad you're back, missed regular conversations with ya.
Oh and Atra is pretty much the old dude at teen parties who rationalizes it with not having the experience when he was young now.
Get fucked.
I told the 15 y/o to fuck off and y’all motherfuckers keep on gaslighting me about it.
Also, feel free to perma ban me mods. I’m done here.
Is this some facebook thing? I barely see you post these days and it would be a shame if you left cause people are assholes here, just be an asshole right back
you missed a big arc in the relationships thread
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I dont read the relationship thread, non combat/motorsports, nor politics .. tl;dr none of the sticky threads except the schadenfreude thread
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start here, if you want
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44700.msg2755339#msg2755339
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the bits edited out by rumbler were texted clips of said kid put online :doge
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I mean, I would, but I dont read those threads for a reason :stahp :mike :juicy
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If you perma atra he will only become more sleazy
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I mean, I would, but I dont read those threads for a reason :stahp :mike :juicy
Some past trauma, twinky?
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No, I just dont want more reasons to hate people on here
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Doing alright. Got a new job that pays well, fixed up some past mistakes so they don't keep haunting me, and mostly chilling wiser than I was when I first joined at 19 whining about everything (I'll never not whine about random shit though :shh )
Glad you're back, missed regular conversations with ya.
Oh and Atra is pretty much the old dude at teen parties who rationalizes it with not having the experience when he was young now.
Get fucked.
I told the 15 y/o to fuck off and y’all motherfuckers keep on gaslighting me about it.
Also, feel free to perma ban me mods. I’m done here.
You chose to brag about it and even shared texts and vids of the girl, dude. Shared for some weirdo to gawk at it, no less. Glad you didn't go through with it but you're not a victim here.
Exactly this shit right here, dude. You want to gain sympathy when you provided James with fap material over getting attention in the relationship thread with your aside. Fuck outta here. There was no reason to even save that shit to your phone beyond you being just like James and/or trying to gain more likes here. :nothot
Maybe think about why folks that like you (me) are piling on you, dude.
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Doing alright. Got a new job that pays well, fixed up some past mistakes so they don't keep haunting me, and mostly chilling wiser than I was when I first joined at 19 whining about everything (I'll never not whine about random shit though :shh )
Glad you're back, missed regular conversations with ya.
Oh and Atra is pretty much the old dude at teen parties who rationalizes it with not having the experience when he was young now.
Get fucked.
I told the 15 y/o to fuck off and y’all motherfuckers keep on gaslighting me about it.
Also, feel free to perma ban me mods. I’m done here.
Is this some facebook thing? I barely see you post these days and it would be a shame if you left cause people are assholes here, just be an asshole right back
He matched with a 15 year old on tinder then shared the pics/vids she sent him in the relationship thread
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I dont read the relationship thread, non combat/motorsports, nor politics .. tl;dr none of the sticky threads except the schadenfreude thread
It's important for us to be exposed to Banbot's views, but you opt out of large parts of the forum yourself because it upsets you? ...Do you want my sanzaru emotes? 🐵
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+ Still no recession :awesome
+ Watchmen was awesome :D
+ The Witcher is awesome :o
+ The Mandalorian is great :heart
+ filler still posts 8)
+ The commies were soundly defeated again :lol
+ My bro is coming over from Canada for Christmas :hyper
+ Only 4 months until Cyberpunk 2077 hits :cop
+ HALF-LIFE is coming back :omg
+ C Y B E R T R U C K :pimp
+ ResetEra is still a garbage dump :rofl
+ My BRAND(TM) is stronger than ever :-*
+ We have exciting plans for our company and have grown from 6 tot 14 employees in the span of 2 years :tophat
+ One of my good friends found a nice new home :)
+ For the first time in years everyone invited attended the pre-Christmas dinner :P
+ It's almost Christmas and I'm wrapping all sorts of nice presents for my family :heart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UJ1syXaNoQ
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I dont read the relationship thread, non combat/motorsports, nor politics .. tl;dr none of the sticky threads except the schadenfreude thread
It's important for us to be exposed to Banbot's views, but you opt out of large parts of the forum yourself because it upsets you? ...Do you want my sanzaru emotes? 🐵
why would i read stuff im not interested in, this is distinguished mentally-challenged fellow logic
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I dont read the relationship thread, non combat/motorsports, nor politics .. tl;dr none of the sticky threads except the schadenfreude thread
It's important for us to be exposed to Banbot's views, but you opt out of large parts of the forum yourself because it upsets you? ...Do you want my sanzaru emotes? 🐵
why would i read stuff im not interested in, this is distinguished mentally-challenged fellow logic
Yeah, hence my confusion. I'm not asking you to read stuff you don't want to read.
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Get fucked.
I told the 15 y/o to fuck off and y’all motherfuckers keep on gaslighting me about it.
Also, feel free to perma ban me mods. I’m done here.
imagine being mad when people think you are a weirdo for posting pics and vids of a child you met on a dating site without their consent. you'd have to be a real nutjob to be upset at that.
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Lost my job, lost my apartment, lost my city, lost a friendship, lost a grandparent, and lost most of my will to live over the first half of the year. I've been clawing back a sense of hope since then.
Meeting up with Cats/spencer and shosta in September for Bore-con Vegas was a massive boost. :heart
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Doing alright. Got a new job that pays well, fixed up some past mistakes so they don't keep haunting me, and mostly chilling wiser than I was when I first joined at 19 whining about everything (I'll never not whine about random shit though :shh )
Glad you're back, missed regular conversations with ya.
Oh and Atra is pretty much the old dude at teen parties who rationalizes it with not having the experience when he was young now.
Fixing past mistakes must be a referral to foreskin restoration. No other possibility.
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dw atra, 15 is legal here. move to denmark where you can be yourself :noah
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Something is rotten in the state of Denmark or something
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Lost my job, lost my apartment, lost my city, lost a friendship, lost a grandparent, and lost most of my will to live over the first half of the year. I've been clawing back a sense of hope since then.
Meeting up with Cats/spencer and shosta in September for Bore-con Vegas was a massive boost. :heart
:(
Hang in there bb :heart
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Lost my job, lost my apartment, lost my city, lost a friendship, lost a grandparent, and lost most of my will to live over the first half of the year. I've been clawing back a sense of hope since then.
Meeting up with Cats/spencer and shosta in September for Bore-con Vegas was a massive boost. :heart
Listing meeting shosta as a highlight. Your year must’ve been truly wretched beyond belief.
I’m so sorry :juicy
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suggestion: nudemac should adopt tasty meat.
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bore autisty's sounding a lot like amirox used to on gaf.
atra matches with skank who lied on her profile about her age. skank tells atra her real age, atra says fuck ooooooooooofffffffffffff. atra posts about it and clowns the skank by posting her dumb videos. bore autisty's :gamergate REEEEEEEEE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE!!! :gamergate
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We survivin.
We were drinkin earlier, now we drivin
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wouldn't the dude with the videos of children be the real amirox tier poster? :doge
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No, I just dont want more reasons to hate people on here
awww
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I dont read the relationship thread, non combat/motorsports, nor politics .. tl;dr none of the sticky threads except the schadenfreude thread
It's important for us to be exposed to Banbot's views, but you opt out of large parts of the forum yourself because it upsets you? ...Do you want my sanzaru emotes? 🐵
Do not question the enigmatic machinations of His will.
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The more time I spend here, the more gay I realize I am.
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Doing alright. Got a new job that pays well, fixed up some past mistakes so they don't keep haunting me, and mostly chilling wiser than I was when I first joined at 19 whining about everything (I'll never not whine about random shit though :shh )
Glad you're back, missed regular conversations with ya.
Oh and Atra is pretty much the old dude at teen parties who rationalizes it with not having the experience when he was young now.
Get fucked.
I told the 15 y/o to fuck off and y’all motherfuckers keep on gaslighting me about it.
Also, feel free to perma ban me mods. I’m done here.
DONT POST PICS/VIDS OF 15 YEAR OLDS THATS NOT A HARD ASK
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The more time I spend here, the more gay I realize I am.
bless up, sis
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Doing alright. Got a new job that pays well, fixed up some past mistakes so they don't keep haunting me, and mostly chilling wiser than I was when I first joined at 19 whining about everything (I'll never not whine about random shit though :shh )
Glad you're back, missed regular conversations with ya.
Oh and Atra is pretty much the old dude at teen parties who rationalizes it with not having the experience when he was young now.
Get fucked.
I told the 15 y/o to fuck off and y’all motherfuckers keep on gaslighting me about it.
Also, feel free to perma ban me mods. I’m done here.
DONT POST PICS/VIDS OF 15 YEAR OLDS THATS NOT A HARD ASK
Ya, keep it 16+ you butt holes.
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can we get a link to these 15 year olds?
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Posting pics/vids that anyone has sent to you without their express permission is skeevy :doge
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can we get a link to these 15 year olds?
not quite 15 but here (https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f3/3a/1f/f33a1f4bd32625b2cf27b20a52e9bbfb.jpg) ::)
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Hope you’re doing well, PD. You’re a swell guy.
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(https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-31-2016/F7p6Ev.gif) (http://www.thebore.com/gif/the-tick-thumbs-up-F7p6Ev)
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Lost my job, lost my apartment, lost my city, lost a friendship, lost a grandparent, and lost most of my will to live over the first half of the year. I've been clawing back a sense of hope since then.
Meeting up with Cats/spencer and shosta in September for Bore-con Vegas was a massive boost. :heart
Hang in there man. Glad you still have hope. You're a talented dude, I'm sure things will break your way man. Bless up.
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start here, if you want
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44700.msg2755339#msg2755339 (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44700.msg2755339#msg2755339)
okay I read some of it, Atra boi, this aint cool. I'm sure you've heard that enough by now.
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TBF, we've all done shitty stuff on this forum.
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Lost my job, lost my apartment, lost my city, lost a friendship, lost a grandparent, and lost most of my will to live over the first half of the year. I've been clawing back a sense of hope since then.
Meeting up with Cats/spencer and shosta in September for Bore-con Vegas was a massive boost. :heart
Hang in there man. Glad you still have hope. You're a talented dude, I'm sure things will break your way man. Bless up.
The bless up era is over, bro :(
Ask Toku about it :(
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Bless up, and Merry Christmas.
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:hitler
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Bless up, and Merry Christmas.
The era is back? :jeb
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start here, if you want
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44700.msg2755339#msg2755339
i see some things have been edited.
congrats on the sex, atra
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Merrt xmas yall
Never been as good, 2 lovely kids, cool wife, fun job, made some new friends.
Shit is good.
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who dis? some new ResetERA.com refugee?
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who dis? some new ResetERA.com refugee?
I had to come back home. The rock that I had built so much of my life on (Lyndon LaRouche) is gone. Only my e-family remains.
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- still no mobile theme
- harbors alt-right refugees
- terrible forum software
- mods keep banning people for no reason
- willco still hasn't apologized
honestly why bother anymore. let's all go back to neogaf is all i'm saying
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- no hog posts in weeks
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- will not allow us to decide which chipmunk is getting the best head
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- still no mobile theme
- harbors alt-right refugees
- terrible forum software
- mods keep banning people for no reason
- willco still hasn't apologized
honestly why bother anymore. let's all go back to neogaf is all i'm saying
unban me, lore!
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- will not allow us to decide which <canonically 200 year old> chipmunk is getting the best head
Fixed
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- will not allow us to decide which chipmunk is getting the best head
i still don't get how that's even a question. Theodore's getting the best head. Fat chicks gobble dick down. I don't see how a fat chipmunk would be any different.
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https://alvin.fandom.com/wiki/The_Chipettes
Eleanor Miller is the chubbiest of the three. She wears spring green (her signature color) almost all the time. She and Theodore have an open relationship.
:cornette
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:lol an open relationship
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Some additional lore here :brain
https://alvin.fandom.com/wiki/Theodore_%26_Eleanor
This page contains support indicating the coupling of Theodore Seville and Eleanor Miller, and their most accepted couple name is Theonor (Theodore + Eleanor).
:doge :doge :doge
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Some additional lore here :brain
https://alvin.fandom.com/wiki/Theodore_%26_Eleanor
This page contains support indicating the coupling of Theodore Seville and Eleanor Miller, and their most accepted couple name is Theonor (Theodore + Eleanor).
:doge :doge :doge
(https://i.imgur.com/LTdQJVT.gif)
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Stifling a sob, Alvin opens his mouth, letting Theodore in. Slowly, he starts to bob his head up and down, taking Theodore deeper and deeper into his mouth. He uses his tongue to lick Theodore's head and sucks as best as he can given his position. All the while staring into his baby brother's eyes. By the sound of brother's breathing, he was doing a good job. Unfortunately, good just wasn't enough. Grabbing Alvin's head with both hands, Theodore forces him to take all of his cock, right to the base, filling Alvin's mouth. All ten inches. Alvin nearly chokes on Theodore's dick, but doesn't fight him. He knows better. Theodore moans at the feeling of his brother's throat squeezing his dick. Moving his hips, he starts thrusting in and out of Alvin's mouth. He stares directly into Alvin's eyes while he does, seeing tears fill him again and run down his cheeks once more. It only made him look more desirable. His thrusts start to speed up as he feels himself getting closer to the edge. 'Not yet,' he thinks, pulling out of Alvin's mouth. Alvin takes a deep breath, savoring it. He could feel Theodore pulsing in his mouth, just before he pulled out. He knows he's close, which means he's not done with him yet. And he was right. Theodore moves up a bit and pushes Alvin towards his balls. Alvin already knew what he wanted and starting running his tongue over them. He does it slowly and sensually, causing Theodore to moan once more. Then he starts to suck on them. First the left one, then the right one. Theodore starts to breath even heavier after that. Alvin then takes both in his mouth at once and sucks on them. That has Theodore moaning for the third time.
Theodore couldn't help, but moan.Alvin was better than he thought. Tapping his brothers cheeks has Alvin focus on him. He moves back some and turns Alvin's head, so he's facing the side of his dick. Again, Alvin already knows want he wants. He riuns his tongue up and down his brother's shaft and underside of his dick. Again, slow and sensual. Then, Alvin kisses his dick, all along the side. He repeats these actions on the other side of Theodore's dick and under it. All the way to the head. Opening his mouth, he let's Theodore back in as he wishes. Theodore sighs contently as his dick re-enters his brother's mouth. He takes the reins again as he starts face fucking his brother. Alvin has no choice but to sit back and take it. None at all. Soon, he felt Theodore pulsing in his mouth again and knew the end was near. He just hoped, he didn't have to swallow it. Unfortunately, with a long and low moan, Theodore buries himself to the hilt in Alvin's mouth as he cums, he hips jerking back and forth with spasms.
Ropes after roles of cum begin to fill Alvin's mouth, forcing him to swallow it all as he brother road out his orgasms. He so desperately wanted to spit it all out, but he couldn't. So, he sat there and waited, until his brother was done, tears running anew. Coming down from his high, Theodore sighs contently, before looking down at Alvin. Who eyes were still on him. 'Good. He knows how to follow orders when given the right.......incentive,' he thinks. Seeing Alvin's tears, he smiles.
"You look good with tears running down your face and my cock in your mouth. Maybe I should keep you like this for the rest of the night."
Alvin's eyes widen in alarm at Theodore's words. 'Please don't,' he thinks fearfully,'This is enough, isn't it?'
"Too bad I can't."
Relief fills Alvin, but it's short lived.
"Swallow it," Theodore orders, "All of it."
Alvin looks at him like he's gone insane. He already swallowed all he could stand, the rest he let fill his mouth until his cheeks bulged out. And now his brother wanted him to swallow it all. Theodore stares back at Alvin blankly and unmoving. Sighing mentally and realizes he was still tied up and couldn't move, Alvin forces himself to swallow all of Theodore's cum in two gulps. All while not breaking eye contact, no matter how much he wanted to. Once he did, Theodore let go of his head. Immediately, Alvin yanks his head back and starts violently coughing up his cum. Hitting his chest and neck with it.
Theodore sighs. "You just don't learn, do you?" he asks disappointedly.
Alvin looks at helm fearfully and crying. "S-sorry," he mutters, "I-I c-couldn't(gulp) swallow it all. It was too much. A-are......are you done? You're done.....right?"
"Not quite, Alvin. Not quite."
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Well I already knew Alvin was a cumslut but this doesn’t tell us which chipmunk is getting the best head; zero mentions of Simon. Jury’s still out.
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There is also no way Theodore, who is canonically 200 years old by the way (no atra/james) has a 10 inch dick. I need to see the science and/or narrative justification for that.
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- will not allow us to decide which chipmunk is getting the best head
like said, fat people are the best in bed. it's theodore both ways. but you go on, try and entertain yourself