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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: max_cool on January 31, 2007, 12:32:49 AM

Title: I will be going to the Phoenix Open
Post by: max_cool on January 31, 2007, 12:32:49 AM

And you won't, sorry that you'll be missing the greatest show on grass and the party at the 16th hole, but that's what you get for being a poor and not coming to the Phoenix Open, the best attended PGA tour event at over 500,000!

Saturday is going to rock!

Title: Re: I will be going to the Phoenix Open
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2007, 12:33:30 AM

This thread about Phoenix Darks fudge hole? :-[

and awesome about going to that. I need to go to more sporting events :heartbeat

Title: Re: I will be going to the Phoenix Open
Post by: Vizzys on January 31, 2007, 12:34:53 AM

I'm going to get roasted for this (a lot of old people here lolz ) but:

Golf sucks dude.

Title: Re: I will be going to the Phoenix Open
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2007, 12:37:09 AM

 :lol

Title: Re: I will be going to the Phoenix Open
Post by: max_cool on January 31, 2007, 12:41:57 AM

it's not so much about the golf, it's about getting drunk and booing bad shots and cheering good shots. That's what the 16th hole is all about.

Title: Re: I will be going to the Phoenix Open
Post by: aoi tsuki on January 31, 2007, 12:43:56 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2007, 12:33:30 AM

This thread about Phoenix Darks fudge hole? :-[

and awesome about going to that. I need to go to more sporting events :heartbeat

i just imagined some random golfer hit the ball over a small hill, and into the 18th hole. But it wasn't green; it was brown. PD's brown hole, goatse-style. The ball rolled between his outstretched fingers, over his cheek, and down his chocolate starfish into his cavernous rectum. As the white ball entered the dark crevasse, it made the familiar sound. The camera focused on the golfer, and it was like Tiger Woods or some shit, and he struck a victory pose as the crowd cheered.

Holy shit i'm going to bed.