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Title: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)
Post by: bork on December 31, 2019, 04:05:36 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUUbPjlWRoQ

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I really did forget about Crackdown until he mentioned it. :lol
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Title: Re: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)
Post by: bork on December 31, 2019, 04:11:04 PM: The Death Stranding ad :lol
Title: Re: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 31, 2019, 04:45:54 PM: The Death Stranding ad was legit hilarious.
Title: Re: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)
Post by: kingv on December 31, 2019, 08:12:03 PM: Neither crackdown 3 nor death stranding are actually “bad” games.

Crackdown 3 is a completely unremarkable but competent sequel. It’s like a solid 6 or 7 game but I guarantee there are 50 games last year that came out that are worse. And death stranding is actually awesome.
Title: Re: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)
Post by: bork on December 31, 2019, 09:16:59 PM: Quote from: kingv on December 31, 2019, 08:12:03 PM
Neither crackdown 3 nor death stranding are actually “bad” games.

Crackdown 3 is a completely unremarkable but competent sequel. It’s like a solid 6 or 7 game but I guarantee there are 50 games last year that came out that are worse. And death stranding is actually awesome.

So you didn't watch the video. :doge

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Death Stranding isn't even on the list. :brain
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Title: Re: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)
Post by: BisMarckie on December 31, 2019, 09:51:47 PM: Watching Jim Sterling videos in 2020 :sabu
Title: Re: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 01, 2020, 12:08:03 AM: Quote from: pork on December 31, 2019, 09:16:59 PM
Quote from: kingv on December 31, 2019, 08:12:03 PM
Neither crackdown 3 nor death stranding are actually “bad” games.

Crackdown 3 is a completely unremarkable but competent sequel. It’s like a solid 6 or 7 game but I guarantee there are 50 games last year that came out that are worse. And death stranding is actually awesome.

So you didn't watch the video. :doge

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Death Stranding isn't even on the list. :brain
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...only because it's not even a game :jawalrus
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Title: Re: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)
Post by: HardcoreRetro on January 01, 2020, 04:18:11 AM: That trailer is a pretty good representation of the emotional writing you can expect in the game. 10/10 trailer.
Title: Re: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)
Post by: kingv on January 01, 2020, 06:07:34 AM: Quote from: pork on December 31, 2019, 09:16:59 PM
Quote from: kingv on December 31, 2019, 08:12:03 PM
Neither crackdown 3 nor death stranding are actually “bad” games.

Crackdown 3 is a completely unremarkable but competent sequel. It’s like a solid 6 or 7 game but I guarantee there are 50 games last year that came out that are worse. And death stranding is actually awesome.

So you didn't watch the video. :doge

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Death Stranding isn't even on the list. :brain
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I actuall6 had the sound off when I watched it lol.
Title: Re: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)
Post by: bork on January 01, 2020, 10:50:40 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=260cTCdA-o8

:lol
Title: Re: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)
Post by: thisismyusername on January 01, 2020, 12:28:39 PM: Quote from: BisMarckie on December 31, 2019, 09:51:47 PM
Watching Jim Sterling videos in 2020 :sabu

Don't worry, I skipped the 20 mins for you:

Quote from: The List
1. Anthem
2. Samael: The Legacy of Ophiuchus
3. Crackdown 3
4. Left Alive
5. SolSeraph
6. WWE/F 2K20
7. Contra: Rogue Corps
8. Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey
9. Ghost Recon: Breakpoint
10. Death Stranding, I guess. I didn't see a yellow title card on my skipping ahead so whatever.

I'm sure he explains them, but fuck watching a 20 minute video about how shitty they are. Only 6 (well 7 with Death Stranding) I've heard of. And that's only because they're AAA shit that was notable for how piss-poor they were developed (Left Alive, PBUFront Mission, Anthem), or just plain bad (#FucKonami but thank you for Contra: PC ports, I guess?, Ghost Recon: Breakpoint).

Seriously fuck doing this:

Quote from: BisMarckie on December 31, 2019, 09:51:47 PM
Watching Jim Sterling videos in 2020 :sabu
Title: Re: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)
Post by: bork on January 01, 2020, 05:09:27 PM: Quote from: thisismyusername on January 01, 2020, 12:28:39 PM
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/015/266/Z7HeRxU.png)

:badass
Title: Re: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)
Post by: benjipwns on January 01, 2020, 06:18:39 PM: What's fun about Jim Sterling?
Title: Re: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 01, 2020, 06:20:22 PM: What's fun about fun?
Title: Re: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 01, 2020, 06:21:56 PM: Quote from: benjipwns on January 01, 2020, 06:18:39 PM
What's fun about Jim Sterling?

I mean if you're demi you want to fuck him, so
Title: Re: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)
Post by: curly on January 01, 2020, 06:23:04 PM: Am I the only one who finds his voice physically painful to listen to
Title: Re: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)
Post by: benjipwns on January 01, 2020, 06:35:32 PM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 01, 2020, 06:20:22 PM
What's fun about fun?
Tons. Which is why willingly allowing Jim Sterling into your life seems like such a poor decision.

Jim Sterling is actually a really good representation of how poorly we treat the subject of mental health, especially when it comes to "famous" people.
Title: Re: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)
Post by: benjipwns on January 01, 2020, 06:44:46 PM: I don't feel safe on a forum where the moderators endorse this kind of hateful bigoted content pushing Gamergate type agendas ala Play Asia but censor/remove helpful Portal Gun tips for LGBT posters.
Title: Re: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on January 01, 2020, 07:01:48 PM: Quote from: benjipwns on January 01, 2020, 06:18:39 PM
What's fun about Jim Sterling?

he's fat and ugly.