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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: 213372bu on January 03, 2020, 12:03:23 AM

Title: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: 213372bu on January 03, 2020, 12:03:23 AM: https://twitter.com/breathsbts/status/1212957103465385984
https://twitter.com/pgcraiig/status/1212954618474500096
https://twitter.com/itsrealhypex/status/1212955625443012609
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Momo on January 03, 2020, 12:26:58 AM: I'm just going to proclaim to hate Ghostbusters 2016 on twitter, no one would want a sexist in their army
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Himu on January 03, 2020, 12:53:15 AM: Man I'm scared.

Also, remove Trump.

Also, fuck Republicans.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 03, 2020, 01:06:25 AM: Quote from: shosta on January 03, 2020, 01:03:42 AM
I don't really understand the people saying we're heading into WW3. Iran isn't in a mutual defense treaty with Russia or China and the first target would be Israel and Saudi Arabia anyway. Russia in particular would never want to trigger a NATO action, that would be a nightmare scenario for them.

(http://i.imgur.com/p5cETuw.png)
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Himu on January 03, 2020, 01:07:11 AM: https://twitter.com/yfn_demarkus/status/1212968952516599808?

:dead

Yo I'm high and time has stopped. It's got me convinced we all been nuked
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Post by: toku on January 03, 2020, 01:14:48 AM: bless up
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Momo on January 03, 2020, 01:15:17 AM: this is like the 24th world war for me :noah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvjwXhCNZcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t95aLo7R1NM
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: team filler on January 03, 2020, 01:34:12 AM: https://twitter.com/AsapKalon/status/1212963465696088064
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: team filler on January 03, 2020, 01:55:11 AM: https://twitter.com/jxs3q/status/1212984827911139329

https://twitter.com/_SeauxRetro/status/1212956558558138369
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Himu on January 03, 2020, 01:59:16 AM: https://twitter.com/himymfan011/status/1212981463718612993
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: team filler on January 03, 2020, 01:59:56 AM: https://twitter.com/YourFavoriteZoe/status/1212990899740909568
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Himu on January 03, 2020, 02:03:52 AM: https://twitter.com/worldwaeer/status/1212982212473303040
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: team filler on January 03, 2020, 02:11:42 AM: https://twitter.com/EInyang_/status/1212962329907879936
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Momo on January 03, 2020, 02:22:35 AM: IN
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: team filler on January 03, 2020, 02:34:20 AM: https://twitter.com/RealRareTy/status/1212956329188503557
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 03, 2020, 02:44:41 AM: https://twitter.com/Mckenzieas93/status/1212964158746058752
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Momo on January 03, 2020, 03:08:14 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muoR8Td44UE
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Momo on January 03, 2020, 05:21:35 AM: The Associated Press is reporting on schoolyard roastings between two schoolyard bullies, ladies and gentlemen we made it :rejoice
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Nintex on January 03, 2020, 05:49:50 AM: Iran was pushing it with Soleimani huddling with his revolutionary buddies in Iraq to coordinate the embassy raid. Plus their supreme leader was dragging Trump on Twitter.
There won't be WW3 because if Iran starts more shit they won't have the ability to respond. They're broke and now their top military leader is dead.
Also Russia and China won't team up with Iran against Trump. So whom would have to fight this World War?

Soleimani was like the Diplomatic Immunity guy from Lethal Weapon, considered untouchable. Every terrorist leader on the planet shit themselves last night.
If Trump can get to him, he can get anyone. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets another very nice letter from Kim Jun Un soon.

It's fucking hilarious to watch some journalists and some left wing pundits side with Iran's dead intelligence officer.
Who was responsible for lots of killing and terrorist attacks on behalf of the regime.

It seems that some people also fail to understand that Trump would not wage war for a prolonged occupation but to defeat his enemies like in the old days.
So any campaign in Iran would start with blowing up the Palace of the Supreme Leader without warning probably while he's doing a speech on live TV.
Which for a top down hierarchy like Iran would be a devastating blow to morale and their ability to fight.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Mandark on January 03, 2020, 06:41:59 AM: you said iran has nuclear weapons
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Nintex on January 03, 2020, 06:56:41 AM: Quote from: Mandark on January 03, 2020, 06:41:59 AM
you said iran has nuclear weapons
Soleimani and Iran knew the risks. They went to Iraq to fuck with the biggest military power in the world and almost succeeded in doing another 1979.
Baghdad airport was partly used as a US air base not so long ago (and some might argue it still is). That's the type of diplomatic immunity this motherfucker thought he had.

And yes, Iran likely has nuclear weapons. But there's a difference between having nukes and being able to deploy them in any meaningful way.
I'd say the US should be more worried about a ground invasion of Iraq. Iran was taking over Iraq using 'soft power' but they might resort to different methods now.
I don't think there will ever be a massive invasion into Iran itself. The campaign will focus on taking out the proxies such as Hizbollah (who do most of the heavy lifting for the regime anyway).
Followed by cyberattacks and taking out their leadership and somehow coming to terms with a new regime.

To escalate Iran would have to fight and defeat the US forces in the region, which outside of Iraq and Afghanistan are spread out and mostly out of their reach in US allied countries.
They don't have the resources to take on the US and its allies in the region. They can do some damage but such a move would be very unwise.

Also I expect some heads will roll at Iranian intelligence once they figure out Eric Trump gave them a 30 minute warning something was about to go down.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: BisMarckie on January 03, 2020, 07:40:25 AM: The Germans are due for a win. :doge
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Nintex on January 03, 2020, 07:46:33 AM: Trump is awake and shit posting :preach
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Potato on January 03, 2020, 09:22:48 AM: Quote from: filler on January 03, 2020, 02:11:42 AM
https://twitter.com/EInyang_/status/1212962329907879936
Consider me distracted
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Tasty on January 03, 2020, 10:03:54 AM: Quote from: Nintex
Also Russia and China won't team up with Iran against Trump. So whom would have to fight this World War?

You're right. It's not like unforeseen consequences have ever lead to a World War. Everyone acts rationally all the time for sure.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 03, 2020, 10:05:56 AM: Just drone strike enemy commanders. Nothing bad will happen!
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Tasty on January 03, 2020, 10:13:05 AM: (https://i.imgur.com/tN9iM5o.png)
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 03, 2020, 10:18:25 AM: Thank god I'm old, fat, and white, don't need to worry about being drafted
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: nudemacusers on January 03, 2020, 10:42:03 AM: Don’t know why anyone here would be worried about a draft, they only want fit, attractive people.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Nintex on January 03, 2020, 10:45:58 AM: Iran fucked up. Literally all they had to do was visit the Mar-a-Lago, take a picture with Trump and sign some document about improving relations* and maintaining the deal.
Maybe send Trump a few letters a year, play some golf and/or give Ivanka a nice birthday present.

Instead they had this nutjob running around doing all sorts of terrorist shit.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: eleuin on January 03, 2020, 10:59:27 AM: https://twitter.com/basedsavage_/status/1093385072219222017
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Brehvolution on January 03, 2020, 11:12:11 AM: Millions of new cases of bone spurs incoming.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Tasty on January 03, 2020, 11:17:02 AM: Cyberwar is big now right? I won't be on the front lines? :'(
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Tasty on January 03, 2020, 11:17:21 AM: Quote from: shosta on January 03, 2020, 11:17:01 AM
Quote from: Nintex on January 03, 2020, 06:56:41 AM
And yes, Iran likely has nuclear weapons. But there's a difference between having nukes and being able to deploy them in any meaningful way.
They don't have nuclear weapons.

Neither does Israel.

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Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Rufus on January 03, 2020, 11:26:22 AM: https://twitter.com/christlover2000/status/1213120757406019584

:lol
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 03, 2020, 12:16:11 PM: I’m glad I turned 26 this year so I’m out of a potential draft.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Tasty on January 03, 2020, 12:20:27 PM: Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 03, 2020, 12:16:11 PM
I’m glad I turned 26 this year so I’m out of a potential draft.

Oh shit didn't know about this. :jeb

Getting really old has its benefits :jeb
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: nudemacusers on January 03, 2020, 01:40:24 PM: Did you tho :teehee

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/10/246
Quote
(a) The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Tripon on January 03, 2020, 01:48:46 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on January 03, 2020, 01:40:24 PM
Did you tho :teehee

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/10/246
Quote
(a) The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard.

The draft only comes 18-25. You can elist up to 45, and I suppose Congress can expand the age if they needed.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: nudemacusers on January 03, 2020, 01:55:17 PM: Well, that was the point. FYI US code 127e was used as justification for this whole kickoff event, so people do read these things and use them 👀
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 03, 2020, 01:58:16 PM: Lmao Iran cant even invade Iraq lads relax
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Kara on January 03, 2020, 02:16:13 PM: Quote from: Premium Lager on January 03, 2020, 01:58:16 PM
Lmao Iran cant even invade Iraq lads relax

Iran held off an Iraqi army that was heavily supported by U.S. intelligence with a military that had half an officer corps in prison or a grave shortly after a revolution.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Kara on January 03, 2020, 02:17:31 PM: Anyway, big ups to:

benji for saying Donald Trump is reflexively anti-war.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: nachobro on January 03, 2020, 02:19:50 PM: Quote from: Kara on January 03, 2020, 02:16:13 PM
Iran held off an Iraqi army that was heavily supported by U.S. intelligence with a military that had half an officer corps in prison or a grave shortly after a revolution.
and yet they couldn't protect one dude at an airport :trumps
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 03, 2020, 02:20:18 PM: Quote from: Kara on January 03, 2020, 02:16:13 PM
Quote from: Premium Lager on January 03, 2020, 01:58:16 PM
Lmao Iran cant even invade Iraq lads relax

Iran held off an Iraqi army that was heavily supported by U.S. intelligence with a military that had half an officer corps in prison or a grave shortly after a revolution.

Ok pls pm me when iran will do more then talk in this case
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Kara on January 03, 2020, 02:24:29 PM: Quote from: nachobro on January 03, 2020, 02:19:50 PM
Quote from: Kara on January 03, 2020, 02:16:13 PM
Iran held off an Iraqi army that was heavily supported by U.S. intelligence with a military that had half an officer corps in prison or a grave shortly after a revolution.
and yet they couldn't protect one dude at an airport :trumps

According to the genius politics guys he killed hundreds so that's a pretty good KDA ratio.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 03, 2020, 02:27:11 PM: Dude was thinking he was playing DM but it was Fortnite so his k/d don't count for shit now.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: nachobro on January 03, 2020, 02:27:34 PM: thank god we got a long enough kill streak to unlock the airstrike :jawalrus
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 03, 2020, 02:41:50 PM: :lol

US can wipe Iran from the face of the earth tonight, Iran wouldn't even know what hit em.

Doesn't mean this dude wasn't able to inflict some damage. Low scale.

Nuance might be hard for college intellectual pussies. That why you guys end up losing (elections). Cant even celebarate a decent assassination of a fucktard.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: EightBitNate on January 03, 2020, 02:45:49 PM: Quote from: Premium Lager on January 03, 2020, 02:41:50 PM
:lol

US can wipe Iran from the face of the earth tonight, Iran wouldn't even know what hit em.

Doesn't mean this dude wasn't able to inflict some damage. Low scale.

Nuance might be hard for college intellectual pussies. That why you guys end up losing (elections). Cant even celebarate a decent assassination of a fucktard.

“Sand people”

Iranian Genocide

Smh what has this board come to
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: thetylerrob on January 03, 2020, 02:45:49 PM: begun the drone war has
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Post by: Momo on January 03, 2020, 02:48:48 PM: Quote from: EightBitNate on January 03, 2020, 02:45:49 PM
Quote from: Premium Lager on January 03, 2020, 02:41:50 PM
:lol

US can wipe Iran from the face of the earth tonight, Iran wouldn't even know what hit em.

Doesn't mean this dude wasn't able to inflict some damage. Low scale.

Nuance might be hard for college intellectual pussies. That why you guys end up losing (elections). Cant even celebarate a decent assassination of a fucktard.

“Sand people”

Iranian Genocide

Smh what has this board come to
i choose to believe PL was out drinking with some gopniks and he accidentally injected krokodil. Should be fine tomorrow, minus some necrotic flesh
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 03, 2020, 03:08:02 PM: (https://icdn.justarsenal.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/Ozil-Tweet-Turkistan.jpg)
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: team filler on January 03, 2020, 03:41:13 PM: https://twitter.com/GabeGotJUice_/status/1213013857943339009

:lol
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: team filler on January 03, 2020, 03:45:03 PM: https://twitter.com/SonofBaldwin/status/1213195440386166792

https://twitter.com/SonofBaldwin/status/1213191842952548352
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: team filler on January 03, 2020, 05:10:29 PM: he is not a socialist, who does not, in time of imperialist war, desire the defeat of his own country ;)
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Tripon on January 03, 2020, 05:15:19 PM: https://twitter.com/SSS_gov/status/1213124918625345539
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Tasty on January 03, 2020, 05:18:13 PM: Quote from: Tripon on January 03, 2020, 05:15:19 PM
https://twitter.com/SSS_gov/status/1213124918625345539

I'm sure they'd come up with some stupid shit like "Draft on Terror" to get around it.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: team filler on January 03, 2020, 05:31:20 PM: https://twitter.com/knight69420/status/1213137461750185985
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: team filler on January 03, 2020, 05:37:36 PM: https://twitter.com/grabba/status/1213201353671168000

https://twitter.com/tdg_gg/status/1213203635624169474
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Nintex on January 04, 2020, 08:39:10 AM: https://twitter.com/Yasub14/status/1213186415779098625 (https://twitter.com/Yasub14/status/1213186415779098625)

Americans:
(https://i.imgur.com/8ubGFLt.gif)
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: nudemacusers on January 04, 2020, 10:06:22 AM: Please support the troops, send likes right away, even if the post is subpar.
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Post by: BIONIC on January 04, 2020, 10:19:00 AM: Quote from: nudemacusers on January 04, 2020, 10:06:22 AM
Please support the troops, send likes right away, even if the post is subpar.

Die, infidel :juche
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: nudemacusers on January 04, 2020, 01:35:32 PM: (https://i.redd.it/fgan5j2k0s841.jpg)
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: team filler on January 04, 2020, 03:13:43 PM: https://twitter.com/TheNewThinkerr/status/1213536316731691008

:fbm
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 04, 2020, 03:15:54 PM: Please post itt if you haven't been drafted yet for ww3 with Iran
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: team filler on January 04, 2020, 03:24:48 PM: https://twitter.com/Copernicus2013/status/1213301256401412096
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 04, 2020, 03:24:58 PM: Quote from: 213372bu on January 04, 2020, 03:18:58 PM
Quote from: Premium Lager on January 04, 2020, 03:15:54 PM
Please post itt if you haven't been drafted yet for ww3 with Iran
This thread is explicitly for memes, but you got roasted out of your own thread so I guess you have to sardonically post here :lol

You must be new here if you think I got roasted out of a thread :lol
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Post by: team filler on January 04, 2020, 03:28:58 PM: https://twitter.com/TheOrlandoJones/status/1213557079966916610

he got a shaving profile 8)
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Kara on January 04, 2020, 03:54:59 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/YYhXWQU.jpg)
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Post by: Nintex on January 04, 2020, 06:50:56 PM: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ENeN9urWkAYQjTM?format=jpg&name=900x900)
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Post by: Mr Gilhaney on January 04, 2020, 07:00:44 PM: hopefully denmark do the 200iq strat again, of not picking side until there is a winner.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 04, 2020, 07:03:45 PM: Quote from: Mandark on January 03, 2020, 06:41:59 AM
you said iran has nuclear weapons

TBF we can't be 100% certain that they don't until we invade. Whats a few more decades of regional instability when it comes to peace of mind?
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Post by: El Babua on January 04, 2020, 08:22:02 PM: Conscript all Dutch posters
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Post by: Nintex on January 04, 2020, 08:42:00 PM: There's a big chance that Iraq will pass a law to have all US forces removed from their country as soon as tomorrow.
But something tells me Trump is just going to flat-out ignore it or "TAKE THE OIL" on his way out.
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Post by: paprikastaude on January 04, 2020, 09:18:24 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 03, 2020, 10:13:05 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/tN9iM5o.png)

Also the reaction any country is gonna give the US when they ask for help in a "world war" :doge
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Tasty on January 04, 2020, 09:23:56 PM: As long as we're bankrolling NATO they'll do what we want :trumps
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 04, 2020, 09:35:06 PM: Quote from: filler on January 04, 2020, 03:28:58 PM
https://twitter.com/TheOrlandoJones/status/1213557079966916610

he got a shaving profile 8)

We’re not sending our best. :goldberg
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Post by: OnlyRegret on January 05, 2020, 12:35:33 AM: americans attacking culture? what a surprise
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 05, 2020, 02:38:33 AM: Stay safe while browsing muricans!

I was just on the internet myself today, shaking now.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Nintex on January 05, 2020, 05:42:39 AM: Looking at previous geopolitical rivalries between Donald Trump and some other leaders, there's two different outcomes.

25% chance Trump honors the memory of John McCain with operation Bomb Bomb Bomb ... Bomb Bomb Iran
75% chance Trump becomes best friends with Supreme Leader Khamenei after they meet in neutral territory

If I was Iran I would aim for the latter. That would make a lot more people in the US uncomfortable and would be a bigger victory than blowing up a tanker or military base.
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Post by: MMaRsu on January 05, 2020, 07:43:25 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on January 05, 2020, 02:38:33 AM
Stay safe while browsing muricans!

I was just on the internet myself today, shaking now.

It's getting real now
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: jorma on January 05, 2020, 10:19:09 AM: Quote from: shosta on January 04, 2020, 08:50:02 PM
Quote from: Nintex on January 04, 2020, 08:42:00 PM
There's a big chance
No there's not, they don't have the votes for that ::)

yeah, about that...
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 05, 2020, 11:09:12 AM: https://twitter.com/anthonyvclark20/status/1213515286919426052
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 05, 2020, 01:15:39 PM: Quote from: jorma on January 05, 2020, 10:19:09 AM
Quote from: shosta on January 04, 2020, 08:50:02 PM
Quote from: Nintex on January 04, 2020, 08:42:00 PM
There's a big chance
No there's not, they don't have the votes for that ::)

yeah, about that...

did he just lose face to nintex
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 05, 2020, 02:59:49 PM: https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1213589231551037440

https://twitter.com/jinpayn/status/1213337218766368768
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Nintex on January 05, 2020, 05:33:19 PM: Quote from: shosta on January 05, 2020, 12:14:49 PM
Quote from: jorma on January 05, 2020, 10:19:09 AM
yeah, about that...
:existential
:birb
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Himu on January 05, 2020, 06:03:07 PM: I wish I were French.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Nintex on January 05, 2020, 06:13:18 PM: According to our local news Iran has put a bounty of 80 million USD on Trump's head.

They said something about getting their revenge all the way up to the White House and they cried a lot as if they had just watched the Lion King
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: TEEEPO on January 05, 2020, 08:02:48 PM: look at that fucking incel
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 05, 2020, 09:22:28 PM: https://twitter.com/shafei_d/status/1213627025388396544
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 05, 2020, 09:55:28 PM: Quote from: shosta on January 05, 2020, 07:48:48 PM
:dead

(https://i.imgur.com/ffvzvAn.jpg)

:salute
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 06, 2020, 01:15:47 AM: Quote from: shosta on January 05, 2020, 07:48:48 PM
:dead

(https://i.imgur.com/ffvzvAn.jpg)

No wonder people this smart are afraid of ww3 breaking out
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 06, 2020, 01:25:32 AM: Well just seemed like an average american to me
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Momo on January 06, 2020, 02:09:51 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7v8DAbIOx0

me and my crew rolling up for the fight
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 06, 2020, 08:57:07 AM: When all the Zoomers get drafted, Millennials get to be in charge of funny memes again. :rejoice
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Nintex on January 06, 2020, 09:01:51 AM: millennials are all too depressed and nihilistic to fight anyway. 8)

anyhow, I'd volunteer to be a drone pilot, cyber commander or general should the need arise. :salute
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 06, 2020, 09:21:20 AM: Nintenx u are already fighting the real online world war 3 with iranian proxy agents that are trying to make u feel bad for the assassination
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 06, 2020, 09:29:04 AM: (https://i.postimg.cc/dvgRcwp4/Screenshot-20200101-230245-01.jpg)
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Nintex on January 06, 2020, 12:52:39 PM: https://twitter.com/netflix/status/1214200102967029760 (https://twitter.com/netflix/status/1214200102967029760)

Ok Trump, humanity is officially lost and beyond saving, fire the missiles :kermit
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: team filler on January 06, 2020, 02:10:10 PM: https://twitter.com/HadiNasrallah/status/1214253043484631045

https://twitter.com/MaxAbrahms/status/1214250874404515843
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Tasty on January 06, 2020, 02:12:23 PM: Off to fight WW3, see you guys later. 👋🏻
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Nintex on January 06, 2020, 02:55:15 PM: In a twist of events the US is now leaving Iraq and/or even the 'region'. :lol
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 06, 2020, 03:38:23 PM: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ENcdCDfWsAAK4bT.jpg)
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Nintex on January 07, 2020, 06:26:45 PM: https://twitter.com/PressTV/status/1214688299316588545 (https://twitter.com/PressTV/status/1214688299316588545)

:doge

Trump chuckled: "You mean the Chaos emeralds?"
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 08, 2020, 12:04:16 AM: :neogaf

https://twitter.com/samswey/status/1214732649123594240
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: team filler on January 08, 2020, 12:28:03 AM: https://twitter.com/LaithMarouf/status/1214776550584995840
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Momo on January 08, 2020, 07:16:20 AM: (https://i.imgur.com/eVpXsiL.png)
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Nintex on January 08, 2020, 07:19:55 AM: This should be pretty good for Khamenei's poll numbers. He might overtake Kim but unless the League of Evil commits to a single challenger this is the GOP primary all over again.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ENwaWNqXkAESmpX?format=png&name=small)
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 08, 2020, 08:34:03 AM: Quote from: OnlyRegret on January 08, 2020, 12:04:16 AM
:neogaf

https://twitter.com/samswey/status/1214732649123594240

I mean, he's not wrong
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Nintex on January 08, 2020, 09:32:27 AM: Iran's Milkshake brings all the bois to the yard

https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1214775449001299968 (https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1214775449001299968)
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Brehvolution on January 08, 2020, 09:35:03 AM: Bill Barr got him off too.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Himu on January 08, 2020, 09:48:10 AM: Quote from: Nintex on January 08, 2020, 09:32:27 AM
Iran's Milkshake brings all the bois to the yard

https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1214775449001299968 (https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1214775449001299968)

Have you seen Iranian women? :lawd
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 08, 2020, 02:19:12 PM: Quote from: Dickie Dee on January 08, 2020, 08:34:03 AM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on January 08, 2020, 12:04:16 AM
:neogaf

https://twitter.com/samswey/status/1214732649123594240

I mean, he's not wrong

https://twitter.com/ZacharyBrownAL/status/1214771990126645249
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Brehvolution on January 08, 2020, 02:19:37 PM: trump getting back all the missiles sold by reagan to Iran via Iraq was some next level shit.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Nintex on January 08, 2020, 02:46:06 PM: Quote from: Brehvolution on January 08, 2020, 02:19:37 PM
trump getting back all the missiles sold by reagan to Iran via Iraq was some next level shit.
Just wait until you hear Rudy is selling Iran new missiles through some Ukrainian government official who lost his wife he cheated on in the plane crash yesterday.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Tripon on January 08, 2020, 08:15:12 PM: https://twitter.com/aNerdskull/status/1214856783715397632
https://twitter.com/aNerdskull/status/1215069284688252928
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Momo on January 09, 2020, 11:35:25 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/1VfClrJ.png)
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: team filler on January 10, 2020, 12:27:12 AM: https://twitter.com/isgoodrum/status/1215454989042118656

back to russia again ::)
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Momo on January 10, 2020, 01:50:41 AM: The second CNN says Russia my brain immediately pushes the big blue doubt X
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 10, 2020, 01:55:37 AM: russian shit was dumb centrist fluff
I think I saw someone trying to angle Trump claiming he'd back out of Syria (I think) and touted it as "doing Putin's bidding and handing Syria to Russia"
among other various takes, and realized this shit was a stupid push of 3 or so years

It's basically criticizing Trump whilst being in favour of global "intervention" fuckery
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Nintex on January 10, 2020, 07:37:17 AM: World War 3 early access impressions are mixed and it seems kinda half baked and not well thought out. Not sure if I'm buying the full game when it comes out with all this jank tbh.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Momo on January 10, 2020, 07:41:46 AM: Quote from: Nintex on January 10, 2020, 07:37:17 AM
World War 3 early access impressions are mixed and it seems kinda half baked and not well thought out. Not sure if I'm buying the full game when it comes out with all this jank tbh.

I dont like the flight controls tbh, I keep getting shot by stinger noobs
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Nintex on January 10, 2020, 07:50:06 AM: Missile vs infantry does almost 0 damage.

35+ rockets and not a single casualty, this really needs some balancing.
Yet it takes only 1 missile of any type to take out a plane or an SUV.
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Momo on January 10, 2020, 07:54:13 AM: The Guerre des Toyota update should be lit tho
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Himu on January 10, 2020, 09:18:06 AM: Hold up, setting inputs
Title: Re: World War 3 Pre-Alpha Conscription Lobby - You’re First Pick, Time to Queue Up
Post by: Nintex on January 10, 2020, 11:14:42 AM: At least the memes were decent :fbm
https://twitter.com/PolishPatriotTM/status/1215068861533507586 (https://twitter.com/PolishPatriotTM/status/1215068861533507586)