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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eschaton on January 12, 2020, 12:34:16 AM

Title: Underrated Doritos
Post by: Eschaton on January 12, 2020, 12:34:16 AM: This is a gaming forum, after all. Anyway spicy sweet chili and flamas are the best :lawd

Ranch is the detritus of industrial civilization
Title: Re: Underrated Doritos
Post by: thisismyusername on January 12, 2020, 12:44:29 AM: Salt and Vinegar Lays, bb.

I have actually caused mouth injuries from eating too much of those. :doge
Title: Re: Underrated Doritos
Post by: TVC15 on January 12, 2020, 12:47:03 AM: (https://i.imgur.com/X8QE0Mw.jpg)

These originally going off the market correlates with the decline of my life.
Title: Re: Underrated Doritos
Post by: thisismyusername on January 12, 2020, 12:56:31 AM: Seaweed, Soft-Shelled Crab.

:larry
Title: Re: Underrated Doritos
Post by: TVC15 on January 12, 2020, 12:58:35 AM: Ketchup flavored stuff is gross
Title: Re: Underrated Doritos
Post by: TEEEPO on January 12, 2020, 01:02:30 AM: which came first: ranch or cool ranch
Title: Re: Underrated Doritos
Post by: TVC15 on January 12, 2020, 01:03:33 AM: Pringles were always gross to me in general. There’s something very food product-y about them, like McNuggets. I can’t get it out of my head that I’m eating something gross and artificial as a gnosh on their improbably consistent texture. It’s unnerving and I can feel it in my spine as I bite down. Nobody should want a potato to get pringled. It’s unnatural and less perfect than its normal form.
Title: Re: Underrated Doritos
Post by: bdoughty on January 12, 2020, 01:25:10 AM: (https://i.imgur.com/8y2TJiE.jpg)
Title: Re: Underrated Doritos
Post by: Kara on January 12, 2020, 02:17:01 AM: Quote from: Glen on January 12, 2020, 12:37:33 AM
The whole product line is trash.

:banplz
Title: Re: Underrated Doritos
Post by: Lonewulfeus on January 12, 2020, 04:07:46 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 12, 2020, 01:03:33 AM
Pringles were always gross to me in general. There’s something very food product-y about them, like McNuggets. I can’t get it out of my head that I’m eating something gross and artificial as a gnosh on their improbably consistent texture. It’s unnerving and I can feel it in my spine as I bite down. Nobody should want a potato to get pringled. It’s unnatural and less perfect than its normal form.

You wanna eat people and you’re gonna complain about McNuggets? :goldberg
Title: Re: Underrated Doritos
Post by: TVC15 on January 12, 2020, 04:26:53 AM: Not if they’ve been processed into Pringles and McNuggets :nope
Title: Re: Underrated Doritos
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on January 12, 2020, 06:30:50 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 12, 2020, 12:58:35 AM
Ketchup flavored stuff is gross

best chips ever made

(https://i.imgur.com/95bkHCv.jpg)
Title: Re: Underrated Doritos
Post by: nachobro on January 12, 2020, 09:17:36 AM: Jalapeno Doritos and whatever is the other green bag one are great. Also both the red bags. All the rest of them are suspect to bad.

:whew

(https://s.yimg.com/aah/mex-grocer/doritos-salsa-verde-flavored-tortilla-chips-10.gif)

actually the taco ones are p good too

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/GwwAAOSwCNpasX9Q/s-l300.jpg)
Title: Re: Underrated Doritos
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 12, 2020, 09:26:42 AM: Fiery Doritos Locos Tacos

Fuck you Taco Bell for getting rid of them.
Title: Re: Underrated Doritos
Post by: nachobro on January 12, 2020, 09:34:43 AM: what if you mixed a bag of taco doritos with a bag of takis? :hmm
Title: Re: Underrated Doritos
Post by: Coffee Dog on January 12, 2020, 10:37:53 AM: Quote from: nachobro on January 12, 2020, 09:34:43 AM
what if you mixed a bag of taco doritos with a bag of takis? :hmm

The takis would overwhelm the palette with their lime ass filth :yuck
Title: Re: Underrated Doritos
Post by: Himu on January 12, 2020, 10:58:26 AM: Bring back guacamole Doritos :stop

That and Taco Doritos