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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Shostakovich on January 18, 2020, 01:07:33 AM

Title: You awake restless and irksome from a night of terrible dreams
Post by: Shostakovich on January 18, 2020, 01:07:33 AM

Your blinds are open and every ray of the bright morning sun is an unwelcome vexation. A garbage truck has collided with a parked vehicle and the resultant alarm multiplies your misery.

Alarm...

You lunge for the phone sitting on your nightstand. The battery is dead. The wall clock indicates that you are already an hour late for work.

Today is going to be a terrible day.

The bathroom is to the EAST. The living room is to the NORTH.

Title: Re: You awake restless and irksome from a night of terrible dreams
Post by: samir on January 18, 2020, 01:12:43 AM

Go EAST

Title: Re: You awake restless and irksome from a night of terrible dreams
Post by: TVC15 on January 18, 2020, 01:19:12 AM

Is this dungeons and dragons? Can I be a magic dwarve?

Title: Re: You awake restless and irksome from a night of terrible dreams
Post by: samir on January 18, 2020, 01:19:43 AM

Pull down pants

Title: Re: You awake restless and irksome from a night of terrible dreams
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 18, 2020, 01:20:20 AM

Go back to sleep.

Title: Re: You awake restless and irksome from a night of terrible dreams
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on January 18, 2020, 01:20:29 AM

crank it

Title: Re: You awake restless and irksome from a night of terrible dreams
Post by: samir on January 18, 2020, 01:22:26 AM

sit on toilet

Title: Re: You awake restless and irksome from a night of terrible dreams
Post by: team filler on January 18, 2020, 01:30:20 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvMKSERPNFo

Title: Re: You awake restless and irksome from a night of terrible dreams
Post by: TVC15 on January 18, 2020, 01:34:08 AM

Shit in the toilet
don’t flush
reach into toilet
get bag
pull out
flush toilet

Title: Re: You awake restless and irksome from a night of terrible dreams
Post by: samir on January 18, 2020, 01:37:23 AM

kill roommate

Title: Re: You awake restless and irksome from a night of terrible dreams
Post by: TVC15 on January 18, 2020, 01:38:08 AM

empty condom on face

Title: Re: You awake restless and irksome from a night of terrible dreams
Post by: Momo on January 18, 2020, 02:01:21 AM

havent played mud in years

Title: Re: You awake restless and irksome from a night of terrible dreams
Post by: TVC15 on January 18, 2020, 02:12:04 AM

give vial to homeless person
go to The Port
walk up behind Emiliano
snap those strappy things on the side of his jock strap

Title: Re: You awake restless and irksome from a night of terrible dreams
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 18, 2020, 09:31:47 AM

Watch The Witcher on Netflix

Title: Re: You awake restless and irksome from a night of terrible dreams
Post by: toku on January 18, 2020, 10:21:49 AM

Imagine sleeping.

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Post by: Kara on January 18, 2020, 01:13:13 PM

Open door

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Post by: MMaRsu on January 18, 2020, 01:59:25 PM

kill jester

Title: Re: You awake restless and irksome from a night of terrible dreams
Post by: Trent Dole on January 18, 2020, 03:17:30 PM

Haha like I actually ever fall asleep for a decent amount of time anymore.

Title: Re: You awake restless and irksome from a night of terrible dreams
Post by: team filler on January 18, 2020, 03:21:52 PM

Quote from: Trent Dole on January 18, 2020, 03:17:30 PM

Haha like I actually ever fall asleep for a decent amount of time anymore.

:lol

Title: Re: You awake restless and irksome from a night of terrible dreams
Post by: TVC15 on January 18, 2020, 08:12:45 PM

Quote from: Glen on January 18, 2020, 08:09:53 PM

Of course Shosh turns out to be a deadbeat DM   ::)

I assume a couple of party sluts were posing around the maypole last night.

Title: Re: You awake restless and irksome from a night of terrible dreams
Post by: team filler on January 18, 2020, 08:33:51 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RMbxmtlYdg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgBWX067MTE