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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Rman on February 24, 2020, 10:25:44 PM

Title: Boys, would you step in the ring for one round with Tyson fury for 500k?
Post by: Rman on February 24, 2020, 10:25:44 PM: No running or anything lol. Only requirement is that you either get knocked out or survive the round.
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Post by: team filler on February 24, 2020, 10:28:45 PM: :dead
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Post by: Momo on February 24, 2020, 10:36:19 PM: Can I use judo?
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Post by: bdoughty on February 24, 2020, 11:16:45 PM: I would let him take one swing an knock me out for $10,000 let alone 500K.
Title: Re: Boys, would you step in the ring for one round with Tyson fury for 500k?
Post by: bdoughty on February 25, 2020, 12:07:48 AM: Jokes on you, as a disabled person I am on Medicare! :brain

Johnny Knoxville made millions abusing his body, it's one punch and he is wearing a glove. It's not like what he took from Butterbean. Also German Dubbed Jackass is the best Jackass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxVdyIZzH2I
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Post by: Pissy F Benny on February 25, 2020, 05:46:38 AM: Quote from: shosta on February 24, 2020, 11:30:58 PM
Ok but you have to remember to subtract the medical bills from that for your skull reconstruction

The nhs will patch me up for free :smug

:piss :american :piss2
Title: Re: Boys, would you step in the ring for one round with Tyson fury for 500k?
Post by: Ghoul on February 25, 2020, 06:01:16 AM: I have 3x the lower body strength, better upper body strength, better cardiovascular development, 8 inches and 30-60 lbs in mass, and a BJJ blue belt, wrestling and Muay Thai training.
Don't ask where he would be competition for me, ask how many thousands of video game nerds would hand him his ass in about 30 seconds that's the more telling proposal.

So yes in short, I would take not only the $500k I would take his belt too.
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Post by: D3RANG3D on February 25, 2020, 06:24:48 AM: Quote from: Ghoul on February 25, 2020, 06:01:16 AM
I have 3x the lower body strength, better upper body strength, better cardiovascular development, 8 inches and 30-60 lbs in mass, and a BJJ blue belt, wrestling and Muay Thai training.
Don't ask where he would be competition for me, ask how many thousands of video game nerds would hand him his ass in about 30 seconds that's the more telling proposal.

So yes in short, I would take not only the $500k I would take his belt too.

Shower Goblin is that you?
Title: Re: Boys, would you step in the ring for one round with Tyson fury for 500k?
Post by: Ghoul on February 25, 2020, 06:30:28 AM: Quote from: D3RANG3D on February 25, 2020, 06:24:48 AM
Quote from: Ghoul on February 25, 2020, 06:01:16 AM
I have 3x the lower body strength, better upper body strength, better cardiovascular development, 8 inches and 30-60 lbs in mass, and a BJJ blue belt, wrestling and Muay Thai training.
Don't ask where he would be competition for me, ask how many thousands of video game nerds would hand him his ass in about 30 seconds that's the more telling proposal.

So yes in short, I would take not only the $500k I would take his belt too.

Shower Goblin is that you?

Copypasta for the ages.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on February 25, 2020, 08:50:12 AM: Quote from: bdoughty on February 24, 2020, 11:16:45 PM
I would let him take one swing an knock me out for $10,000 let alone 500K.

I would do it for the total amount of all my debt, plus one year of salary, which is still way less than 500k
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Post by: Raist on February 25, 2020, 08:53:59 AM: Quote from: bdoughty on February 24, 2020, 11:16:45 PM
I would let him take one swing an knock me out for $10,000 let alone 500K.

Let's be real. He'd probably kill you in one swing.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 25, 2020, 09:07:39 AM: Yes, we all still live in a capitalist dystopia in which we all are willing to make grave sacrifices for money, why do you ask?
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Post by: Great Rumbler on February 25, 2020, 09:12:31 AM: I wanna say no, but...yeah, I probably would.
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Post by: bdoughty on February 25, 2020, 09:14:13 AM: Pssh. I played High School Football.

(https://i.imgur.com/2qfBRoi.jpg)

Let's rock!
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Post by: kingv on February 25, 2020, 09:20:57 AM: I’d go 10 rounds with fifty Tyson
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Post by: Raist on February 25, 2020, 10:15:33 AM: Quote from: bdoughty on February 25, 2020, 09:14:13 AM
Pssh. I played High School Football.

(https://i.imgur.com/2qfBRoi.jpg)

Let's rock!

That's Handegg tho.
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Post by: EightBitNate on February 25, 2020, 10:27:21 AM: Kind of an easy question. Even the best fighters don’t have superhuman health. He couldn’t hit you harder than he could hit his toughest rival.
Title: Re: Boys, would you step in the ring for one round with Tyson fury for 500k?
Post by: bdoughty on February 25, 2020, 12:59:07 PM: Quote from: Raist on February 25, 2020, 10:15:33 AM
That's Handegg tho.

Are you expecting Fury to punch you in the shin?
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Post by: Raist on February 25, 2020, 01:12:44 PM: I'm not expecting him to punch me anywhere, even for 500k, cause I'm not distinguished mentally-challenged.

That being said, Handegg is basically Rugby for wimps.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on February 25, 2020, 01:29:08 PM: Yes
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Post by: nachobro on February 25, 2020, 01:30:19 PM: Quote from: Raist on February 25, 2020, 01:12:44 PM
That being said, Handegg is basically Rugby for wimps.
::) one nfl tackle would kill any rugby player
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Post by: Ghoul on February 25, 2020, 01:35:47 PM: FULL FORCE!
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Post by: Pennywise on February 25, 2020, 06:13:42 PM: Yes I would fight Dr. Eggman
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Post by: bdoughty on February 25, 2020, 08:28:05 PM: Quote from: nachobro on February 25, 2020, 01:30:19 PM
::) one nfl tackle would kill any rugby player

What if that NFL tackle was made by a former rugby (technically aussie rules) player?

:mindblown

https://www.seahawks.com/video/michael-dickson-s-61-yard-punt-and-tackle
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Post by: nachobro on February 25, 2020, 08:59:47 PM: american football helping athletes reach their true potential :rejoice
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Post by: Momo on February 25, 2020, 10:27:56 PM: Handegg is lame and Rugby is bae
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Post by: Transhuman on February 25, 2020, 10:43:13 PM: Whats the conversion of k's to $?
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Post by: Propagandhim on February 26, 2020, 07:29:04 AM: you mean would he step in the ring with me.
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Post by: Momo on February 26, 2020, 07:35:55 AM: I mean, he's a traveller, I'd distract him by parking a mint trailer next to the ring
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Post by: BisMarckie on February 26, 2020, 07:47:42 AM: So Momo watched Snatch :rollsafe
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Post by: TEEEPO on February 26, 2020, 05:13:52 PM: i rather get hit by a car for a 3rd time than step in the ring with tyson fury
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Post by: porkbun on February 27, 2020, 08:44:15 AM: I would give half of it to Tyson and then go the finger poke of doom route.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUoSZrxxksE
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Post by: Joe Molotov on February 27, 2020, 08:47:46 AM: Would you let Tyson Fury eat your pussy for one round for $500k?
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Post by: BisMarckie on February 27, 2020, 09:20:26 AM: Would you pay Tyson Fury $500K to eat your bussy?
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Post by: team filler on February 28, 2020, 12:19:07 AM: would you show bobs n vagene to tyson fury for 500k?
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Post by: bdoughty on February 28, 2020, 01:00:21 AM: When did Mike Tyson become part of this?
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Post by: bdoughty on February 28, 2020, 01:03:58 AM: Quote from: shosta on February 28, 2020, 01:02:32 AM
wow. I thought we were talking about Mike Tyson this whole time. I don't think I'd ever let a white guy fuck my ass to be honest

Why not? Asking for a friend.
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Post by: Leadbelly on February 29, 2020, 11:28:52 AM: Quote from: bdoughty on February 25, 2020, 12:07:48 AM
Jokes on you, as a disabled person I am on Medicare! :brain

Johnny Knoxville made millions abusing his body, it's one punch and he is wearing a glove. It's not like what he took from Butterbean. Also German Dubbed Jackass is the best Jackass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxVdyIZzH2I

I will mention one thing actually. Gloves are designed to protect the hands not the head. The skull is actually stronger than the bones in your hand, which means a full force punch is more likely to damage your hand more than the person's head. And that is why boxing gloves were made.

Point being, fighting with boxing gloves on can be more dangerous than fighting bare knuckles.