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Title: Being to drunk to cum fucking sucks
Post by: Shostakovich on February 26, 2020, 12:28:28 AM
Am I right, boys? You're at a girl's place, it's showtime, you two are heavy petting, and when it's finally time to unsheathe your sword... turns out all you've got is a soft noodle. The situation is clear: you drank too much. You can usually get past this with a blowie and some intense concentration, but the whole ordeal is just a stressful game going back and forth between different states of semi-flaccid. At the end you get the ol' "let's just go to bed" and stay awake for hours thinking about how badly you blew it.

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Title: Re: Being to drunk to cum fucking sucks
Post by: bork on February 26, 2020, 12:31:59 AM
Look at this Boys' club rhetoric.
Title: Re: Being to drunk to cum fucking sucks
Post by: bluemax on February 26, 2020, 12:51:39 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jzdikbi9yE
Title: Re: Being to drunk to cum fucking sucks
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 26, 2020, 01:05:04 AM
I sure do love generating testosterone and having a Y chromosome, amirite fellow club members?
Title: Re: Being to drunk to cum fucking sucks
Post by: Mandark on February 26, 2020, 03:29:47 AM
thanks for telling us you watched the dem debate while soused and trying unsuccessfully to rub one out
Title: Re: Being to drunk to cum fucking sucks
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 26, 2020, 04:38:59 AM
I can't cum at all. Porn "addiction" has ruined my life.
Title: Re: Being to drunk to cum fucking sucks
Post by: bork on February 26, 2020, 07:14:13 AM
I can't cum at all. Porn "addiction" has ruined my life.

 :existential

Holy crap, have you tried going to therapy for this?
Title: Re: Being to drunk to cum fucking sucks
Post by: naff on February 26, 2020, 07:53:52 AM
I read this as "being forced to drink cum fucking sucks".

that is all

i first saw - being to drink cum fucking sucks

i think correcting the grammar with a too would help
Title: Re: Being to drunk to cum fucking sucks
Post by: james on February 26, 2020, 11:42:49 AM
Can we rename this thread or move it to the secret forum please

 :nsfw
Title: Re: Being to drunk to cum fucking sucks
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 26, 2020, 12:12:36 PM
Being too drunk on cum is pretty hard
Title: Re: Being to drunk to cum fucking sucks
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2020, 12:17:06 PM
I can't cum at all. Porn "addiction" has ruined my life.

Can you go a day or two without it? Therapy might be a good idea.
Title: Re: Being to drunk to cum fucking sucks
Post by: Don Rumata on February 26, 2020, 12:55:39 PM
Being too drunk on cum is pretty hard
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cum%20drunk