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Title: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Eschaton on February 26, 2020, 01:24:38 PM
So I googled Brazilian pizza today :dead :mjcry


(https://i.redd.it/7qiau7dkyj831.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/LfImnsB.jpeg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/JqWgOzl.jpeg)
(https://cdn.firstwefeast.com/assets/2015/11/PizzaSteak.jpg)
(https://what.thedailywtf.com/uploads/files/1478547172005-untitled.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/0umQGbK.jpg)
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: toku on February 26, 2020, 01:26:53 PM
This thread is already more morally loose, more wanton, more hedonistic and shameless than all 250 pages of the NSFW thread.
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2020, 01:28:30 PM
I could've lived not knowing about that.

I thought we were gonna talk bout the glory that is Korean Tacos.

Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Raist on February 26, 2020, 01:29:30 PM
Most of these seem fine. If you ignore the random ass toppings or the central dessert bit that is.
"Mixed toppings" pizzas are otherwise OK in my books, though it's more commonly half and half.
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 26, 2020, 01:29:38 PM
Those pizzas are extremely cursed.
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 26, 2020, 01:30:17 PM
I can't imagine trying to eat the rice pizza with your hands.  :lol
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Himu on February 26, 2020, 01:31:26 PM
This thread is haram.
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: nachobro on February 26, 2020, 01:44:11 PM
the canned peach pizza is especially upsetting to me
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Raist on February 26, 2020, 01:46:38 PM
Quote from: nachobro on February 26, 2020, 01:44:11 PM
the canned peach pizza is especially upsetting to me

Shouldn't have eaten the tin can breh.
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: nachobro on February 26, 2020, 01:50:45 PM
as someone who rarely eats tex mex, i'm all about that filthy mess. it's on the taco bell level of gluttony for me.
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: nachobro on February 26, 2020, 01:53:06 PM
:jeb
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Raist on February 26, 2020, 01:53:07 PM
This thread go probably go for 20 pages just for muhrica's version of european staples.


Such as this "pizza"

(https://assets.tmecosys.com/image/upload/t_web767x639/img/recipe/ras/Assets/02ea0224-7316-406d-bb3d-5ed36e17a7b6/Derivates/85848d56-2911-4221-950f-b071d2d8fedf.jpg)
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: headwalk on February 26, 2020, 01:54:39 PM
this is roast chicken and yorkshire puddings in america:

(http://i.imgur.com/OIY0Z.jpg)
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: nachobro on February 26, 2020, 01:55:08 PM
gluttonous tex mex filth give it all to me :mouf

(https://i.imgur.com/VoocPOc.jpg)
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on February 26, 2020, 01:55:32 PM
Quote from: Raist on February 26, 2020, 01:53:07 PM
This thread go probably go for 20 pages just for muhrica's version of european staples.


Such as this "pizza"

(https://assets.tmecosys.com/image/upload/t_web767x639/img/recipe/ras/Assets/02ea0224-7316-406d-bb3d-5ed36e17a7b6/Derivates/85848d56-2911-4221-950f-b071d2d8fedf.jpg)

This is a pie
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Raist on February 26, 2020, 01:58:04 PM
Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on February 26, 2020, 01:55:32 PM
Quote from: Raist on February 26, 2020, 01:53:07 PM
This thread go probably go for 20 pages just for muhrica's version of european staples.


Such as this "pizza"

(https://assets.tmecosys.com/image/upload/t_web767x639/img/recipe/ras/Assets/02ea0224-7316-406d-bb3d-5ed36e17a7b6/Derivates/85848d56-2911-4221-950f-b071d2d8fedf.jpg)

This is a pie

Behold the Chicago style pizza.
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: nachobro on February 26, 2020, 01:58:27 PM
does currywurst count for this? that shit is wack

(https://i.imgur.com/r72UuyA.jpg?1)
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Ghoul on February 26, 2020, 01:59:12 PM
It’s a pizza shit more like
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: nachobro on February 26, 2020, 02:00:11 PM
also of course japanese pizza with seafood, mayo, and corn

(https://i.huffpost.com/gen/946036/thumbs/o-MAYONNAISE-PIZZA-DOMINOS-570.jpg?5)

e: changed to a less appetizing picture :D
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: nachobro on February 26, 2020, 02:01:05 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 26, 2020, 01:59:58 PM
Fast food in the Philippines is like the culinary equivalent of playing telephone :dead

(https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Cjbb2dXCVHZbh0V5KVhVqw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTQ4MC42MjI1NjgwOTMzODUy/https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/Cfp6Zq585Ut9YAD86KgQjg--~B/aD0zODY7dz01MTQ7c209MTthcHBpZD15dGFjaHlvbg--/http://globalfinance.zenfs.com/en_us/Finance/US_AFTP_SILICONALLEY_H_LIVE/The_McDonalds_of_the_Philippines-bc482a0dec7e3f15db778b7875750e85)

:birb jollibee is some fucked up shit

https://twitter.com/timjdillon/status/1094689166539935748?lang=en
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Raist on February 26, 2020, 02:02:16 PM
Nothing wrong with seafood or corn on pizza.

Why did they have to put it together though. Almost as bad a Hawaiian Pizza.

Also, Mayo wtf.
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Himu on February 26, 2020, 02:05:54 PM
American Chinese food is good even if tacky.

Taco Bell fits this but is good.

Tex Mex is trash.
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: nachobro on February 26, 2020, 02:06:01 PM
Quote from: Raist on February 26, 2020, 02:02:16 PM
Nothing wrong with seafood or corn on pizza.

Why did they have to put it together though. Almost as bad a Hawaiian Pizza.

Also, Mayo wtf.
ya when i was in san francisco i had a pretty good clam and garlic pizza but the combo of mayo with seafood is pretty gross.
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: headwalk on February 26, 2020, 02:06:59 PM
Quote from: Esch on February 26, 2020, 02:04:07 PM
The Scottish "munchy box" is the kind of extreme gluttony only a first worlder can invent :mueller

glasgow is barely first world mate.
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: nachobro on February 26, 2020, 02:08:03 PM
i'd probably destroy that munchie box after a couple bottles of buckfast. maybe i belong in scotland :thinking
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Pennywise on February 26, 2020, 02:10:48 PM
Quote from: nachobro on February 26, 2020, 01:58:27 PM
does currywurst count for this? that shit is wack

(https://i.imgur.com/r72UuyA.jpg?1)
Whoever declares this as Currywurst, deserves to eat the entire peach pizza.
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: headwalk on February 26, 2020, 02:10:51 PM
Quote from: nachobro on February 26, 2020, 02:08:03 PM
i'd probably destroy that munchie box after a couple bottles of buckfast. maybe i belong in scotland :thinking

do you have transluscent skin and one pair of tracksuit bottoms than you can wear for upto six months at a time?
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on February 26, 2020, 02:10:59 PM
Quote from: shosta on February 26, 2020, 01:59:58 PM
Fast food in the Philippines is like the culinary equivalent of playing telephone :dead

(https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Cjbb2dXCVHZbh0V5KVhVqw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTQ4MC42MjI1NjgwOTMzODUy/https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/Cfp6Zq585Ut9YAD86KgQjg--~B/aD0zODY7dz01MTQ7c209MTthcHBpZD15dGFjaHlvbg--/http://globalfinance.zenfs.com/en_us/Finance/US_AFTP_SILICONALLEY_H_LIVE/The_McDonalds_of_the_Philippines-bc482a0dec7e3f15db778b7875750e85)

The worst is... I absolutely love that shit. It's amazing how they manage to make everything just taste of sugar. My kind of diet.

The best thing is seeing grown up people in their 30 and 40s, having birthday parties in there
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Raist on February 26, 2020, 02:11:04 PM
Quote from: Esch on February 26, 2020, 02:04:07 PM
The Scottish "munchy box" is the kind of extreme gluttony only a first worlder can invent :mueller

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchy_box

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/Munchy_Box.jpg)
(https://i0.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/19.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=679%2C518&ssl=1)
(https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/01/munch-e1546429425945.jpg)


Hey look, the dinner version of England's full breakfast.
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 26, 2020, 02:14:08 PM
Quote from: nachobro on February 26, 2020, 01:50:45 PM
as someone who rarely eats tex mex, i'm all about that filthy mess. it's on the taco bell level of gluttony for me.

I'm the same way. I don't have anything like that near me, so when I'm visiting a city that has a Chuy's, I will try to go.

Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Raist on February 26, 2020, 02:20:47 PM
That's not linguine you muppet.
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: nachobro on February 26, 2020, 02:23:31 PM
ok i changed my mind. no scotland for me. :nope
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: BisMarckie on February 26, 2020, 02:24:34 PM
Quote from: nachobro on February 26, 2020, 02:23:31 PM
ok i changed my mind. no scotland for me. :nope

Fried Snickers bars are a staple there.
Does that piece of information change your mind?
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: BisMarckie on February 26, 2020, 02:26:30 PM
(https://d12xickik43a9a.cloudfront.net/images/magazine/de/M35707-Doener-Pizza-Q75-750.jpg)

Doner Kebab Pizza is fusion cuisine gone terribly wrong.  :oreilly
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: BisMarckie on February 26, 2020, 02:30:46 PM
:kobeyuck

I think pouring milk in tea is absolutely disgusting, but who in their right mind would do that?


Quote
The trend started in Taiwan's food stalls

One-China policy sounds pretty good tbh.
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Raist on February 26, 2020, 02:31:45 PM
Behold, the German "Diesel".

(https://i.imgur.com/dIEAd3R.jpg)

Yes. That's beer + coke. Traditionally, Weissbier, even  :-X
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: BisMarckie on February 26, 2020, 02:33:24 PM
Eh, it's not great, but it's drinkable. Radler is much better.

I think Calimocho is way more offensive.
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Raist on February 26, 2020, 02:34:44 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on February 26, 2020, 02:33:24 PM
Eh, it's not great, but it's drinkable. Radler is much better.

I think Calimocho is way more offensive.


That's just as bad.

Then again Spanish wine is trash, so I kinda get why they thought about cutting it with coke  :heh
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 26, 2020, 02:42:59 PM
Quote from: Raist on February 26, 2020, 01:53:07 PM
This thread go probably go for 20 pages just for muhrica's version of european staples.


Such as this "pizza"

(https://assets.tmecosys.com/image/upload/t_web767x639/img/recipe/ras/Assets/02ea0224-7316-406d-bb3d-5ed36e17a7b6/Derivates/85848d56-2911-4221-950f-b071d2d8fedf.jpg)

Fuck you its good
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Pennywise on February 26, 2020, 02:53:02 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/F7Dc1ppg.jpg)
Spam Musubi.
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: TVC15 on February 26, 2020, 03:00:04 PM
Not cross cultural but targeted ads showed me these and bullseye

https://store.portosbakery.com/products/potato-ball%C2%AE?_ga=2.215710231.1415984187.1581201442-991354101.1578411251
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: BisMarckie on February 26, 2020, 03:14:57 PM
That sounds pretty good to me  :jawalrus
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: nachobro on February 26, 2020, 03:38:41 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on February 26, 2020, 02:24:34 PM
Fried Snickers bars are a staple there.
Does that piece of information change your mind?
they have those at the state fair here once a year which is about the correct frequency to eat one, so i'll stay here.
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: tiesto on February 26, 2020, 03:53:37 PM
Quote from: Esch on February 26, 2020, 02:04:07 PM
The Scottish "munchy box" is the kind of extreme gluttony only a first worlder can invent :mueller

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchy_box

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/Munchy_Box.jpg)
(https://i0.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/19.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=679%2C518&ssl=1)
(https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/01/munch-e1546429425945.jpg)

The second one looks pretty good. They remind me of a Scottish take on Rochester's infamous garbage plates:

(https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5b9de5312100003100c5b362.jpeg?ops=scalefit_720_noupscale&format=webp)
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: jorma on February 26, 2020, 04:03:32 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on February 26, 2020, 02:26:30 PM
(https://d12xickik43a9a.cloudfront.net/images/magazine/de/M35707-Doener-Pizza-Q75-750.jpg)

Doner Kebab Pizza is fusion cuisine gone terribly wrong.  :oreilly

Fuck OFFFFF

kebab pizza is greatness and that pic looks delicious!
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: nachobro on February 26, 2020, 04:06:03 PM
whats that stuff on top?
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: bdoughty on February 26, 2020, 04:08:54 PM
Quote from: nachobro on February 26, 2020, 03:38:41 PM
they have those at the state fair here once a year which is about the correct frequency to eat one, so i'll stay here.

Texas State Fair, where they will deep fry anything. Deep Fried beer was first introduced there. Take that Scotland.

Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: bdoughty on February 26, 2020, 04:09:49 PM
Quote from: nachobro on February 26, 2020, 04:06:03 PM
whats that stuff on top?

Sadness.
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: BisMarckie on February 26, 2020, 04:10:51 PM
Quote from: nachobro on February 26, 2020, 04:06:03 PM
whats that stuff on top?

cabbage :yuck
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: nachobro on February 26, 2020, 04:20:04 PM
oh weird. other than the cabbage it looks okay to me.
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: team filler on February 26, 2020, 04:39:38 PM
Quote from: Pennywise on February 26, 2020, 02:53:02 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/F7Dc1ppg.jpg)
Spam Musubi.
this is the only time I'll eat spam  :delicious
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Raist on February 26, 2020, 04:49:30 PM
Quote from: riotous on February 26, 2020, 03:23:36 PM
Quote from: Raist on February 26, 2020, 02:20:47 PM
That's not linguine you muppet.

Yes it is?

Looks more like Trenette. Proper Linguine aren't completely flat. More like thicc spaghetti.

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:snob :expert
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Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: TEEEPO on February 26, 2020, 04:57:13 PM
middle eastern fobs -- looking at you mom -- and their obsession with putting stacks on stacks on stacks of veggies on pizza  :yuck
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 26, 2020, 07:43:54 PM
Quote from: Pennywise on February 26, 2020, 02:53:02 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/F7Dc1ppg.jpg)
Spam Musubi.

Traditional Hawaiian cuisine :jeb
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: D3RANG3D on February 27, 2020, 02:05:53 AM
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Taco Bell
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Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: TEEEPO on February 27, 2020, 02:08:54 AM
evaporated milk and hot dogs? i feel like id fuck with filipino spagett hard
Title: Re: fucked up cross cultural food abominations
Post by: MMaRsu on February 27, 2020, 03:48:39 AM
Just gonna post the best food

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/73/0d/39/730d39338b0b13bfde7a9ba1bc8ae3ee.jpg)

A lot of other food itt are truly disgusting though

But fuck me I'm already jonesing for a nice Kapsalon, doner with fries and cheese and garlic sauce and lettuce tomatoes omggg all that good shit