If I get corona, I pledge to post hog before I die.
I think only EchoRin. I dont know why, but when he does die, remember that I called it.
I really hope this one surprises us and this is the end. I always wanted to live to see an end of the world scenario while I was healthy enough to take advantage of it.you'll get it, but it won't kill you. just destroy your life enough that you end up on kid row being pimped out by the homeless crips! you're pretty white buttcheeks belong to tyrone and the crew now!
I think only EchoRin. I dont know why, but when he does die, remember that I called it.
Nah. I get sick for like 48 hours a year and already had that stint a few weeks back. I'm in the clear.
I really hope this one surprises us and this is the end. I always wanted to live to see an end of the world scenario while I was healthy enough to take advantage of it.you'll get it, but it won't kill you. just destroy your life enough that you end up on kid row being pimped out by the homeless crips! you're pretty white buttcheeks belong to tyrone and the crew now!
Get a load of this Fatboy!If I get corona, I pledge to post hog before I die.
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Your move :hmph
tyrone and the crew ain't letting you out of their sight until you earn enough to pay for their neck tatts!
covid-19 doesn't give a runny nose tho
so if u got a runny nose ur safe :itagakispoiler (click to show/hide)but u can still get the virus later :doge[close]
My government decided to repatriate 120 people from Wuhan :dead <- me
(https://i.imgur.com/oUKtuti.png)My government decided to repatriate 120 people from Wuhan :dead <- me
You in all this:
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(https://i.imgur.com/70djOem.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/oUKtuti.png)My government decided to repatriate 120 people from Wuhan :dead <- me
You in all this:
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me rnme last nightspoiler (click to show/hide)(https://i.imgur.com/TvE1l2h.png)[close]spoiler (click to show/hide)(https://i.imgur.com/0HyD5Jb.png)[close]
you know there's a ten day waiting period in California right
Just order it off the dark web, no need to risk it by going outside your house.you know there's a ten day waiting period in California right
I’m not talking about the legal way. I just assumed there basically wasn’t a legal way around here.
I don't think you have the social skills to get a gun on the black market
emiliano can help with that and a lot more, babe :pitbullyou know there's a ten day waiting period in California right
I’m not talking about the legal way. I just assumed there basically wasn’t a legal way around here.
they canceled the Bahrain Grand Prix :(
Guess I picked the right time to stock up on rice and curry cubes. :trumps
Well it’s dead to me now. At least my tix refunded. :(
Inmates at more than two dozen Italian prisons rioted against restrictions on family visits and other containment measures, and six died after they broke into the infirmary and overdosed on methadone.
My literal neighbor just got back from Asia yesterday, she told me 'im fine' then coughed into her hands while we were in the elevator together :dead
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Woolworths rules out panic buyer's remorse
Supermarket giant Woolworths has told customers attempting to return excess purchases of toilet paper, pasta, canned foods and other items in high demand amid the coronavirus outbreak that they will not be eligible for refunds.
The grocery giant issued a notice across stores saying that from Wednesday onwards it would not allow "rainchecks" on any products, or refunds for certain goods that have been in high demand amid the coronavirus outbreak. "Dear customers, due to unprecedented demand, we have decided to make changes to our ... policies," the notice read.
The list of goods affected by the policy includes toilet paper, paper towels, tissues and serviettes, painkillers, cleaning and baby wipes, feminine hygiene products, cleaning sprays, disposable gloves, pasta and pasta sauce, canned food, flour and bread mixes, cooking oils, and rice.
A Woolworths spokesperson told the Herald and The Age that the company believed this step to be "a necessary measure to meet the needs of as many shoppers as possible," and that they "thank customers for their understanding."
The policy changes have been made to "help support more customers’ access to high demand essential products in reasonable quantities," the spokesperson said.
The new policy does not apply to people who had loaded up on supplies before Wednesday.
Thank god no famous people have died.https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1237909577913401344
Thank god no famous people have died.https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1237909577913401344
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:ufup
the great potato famine
Hell no I burned her passport two months ago :boloWell it’s dead to me now. At least my tix refunded. :(
Did you have to return the complimentary Thai sloot?
He's praying it away, but just in case his hands are soaked in hand sanitizer (I hope that's what that is).
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He's praying it away, but just in case his hands are soaked in hand sanitizer (I hope that's what that is).
Those shoes :yuckI’m wearing sweatpants and woven leather slip ons. I am living my best life tbh.
i got the regular ??? flu. if i die of it, will that count
i got the regular ??? flu. if i die of it, will that countTfw u r such a boring cac u just get boring viruses :girlaff
jamil deleted this take, mother nature killing the poors because of rich westerners :roflI knew this is a very :curious take and all, but bitch you're an actress, which is probably the most pointless, least productive, consumption-driven job you can have. Go and fucking do something useful if you are so concerned.
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"If Trump wasn't president the whole country would be nothing but vacant streets filled with bones"It's not nice to say that Hilary is a ghoul that survives by sucking the meat from the bones of men.