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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on January 31, 2007, 08:04:32 PM

Title: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: TVC15 on January 31, 2007, 08:04:32 PM: As some of you folks know, my MacBook Pro has become faulty. I talked to Applecare on the phone, and I agreed to take it to a local Apple Store for repair.

So we go to the Bellevue Square Mall, Hive of Scum, Teenager Hating, Villainy, and Cinnabon. I go to the Apple Store at the time scheduled for my session at the Genius Bar. Actually, I went a half hour early, and was told nicely that they don't take people early. Anyway, I get there for my scheduled appointment. I described my issues to the geek with "genius." written on his shirt.

"Yeah, the back left of the machine is making some awful noises. I did hardware diagnostics and I think the fan is borked. Also, the hard drive has developed a tick over the last month. If you could check that out, I'd appreciate it. You really can't hear it now, over the fan grinding."

"Cool, cool <writes things down>"

"Oh, also there was a hard drive read error just a week or so ago. I took a screencap of the error message because I couldn't make jack of it. Go to the images folder there."

And he did. And I had forgotten what was in that images folder. Set at preview icon size of 128x128 (that's a big preview), the first image that leapt onto the screen were two pictures, side by side, of our chunky lover Bz. The first one was the Bz'hole pic, the second one, the infamous panty pic.

Impossibly hoping that the genius didn't see the gaping asshole or panty-wearing freak, I immediately said, "Uhhh, scroll down."

The genius replied with a somewhat condescending "Ah, yeah."

So my laptop is now in the shop for repairs, no doubt in the back of the Apple store where employees are gathering around my MacBook Pro, probably making copies, and just laughing.

I felt soooo embarrassed. Drinky can back up my story. He was there the whole time. He nearly busted up when that thing popped up on screen. Man, I went to all the trouble of removing my pirated Apple software, but I FORGOT THAT!!!!
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 31, 2007, 08:05:56 PM: I knew this would come back to haunt you.
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 31, 2007, 08:06:10 PM: I sent in my powerbook because of a scren problem two mondays ago. It's still not back yet. \;9
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 31, 2007, 08:06:43 PM: This is karma biting you in the fucking ass after you backed out of the deal we made.

YOU LOSE
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: etiolate on January 31, 2007, 08:07:36 PM: you are now their chubby chasin homo customer.
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: Christopher on January 31, 2007, 08:07:56 PM: If this is true I'm sorry I actually laughed out loud reading the last half of the story.

damn the panties
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: TVC15 on January 31, 2007, 08:08:14 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 31, 2007, 08:06:43 PM
This is karma biting you in the fucking ass after you backed out of the deal we made.

YOU LOSE

Actually, I'm over it now and I find the situation absolutely hilarious. I know some Apple Store employees are laughing their ass off now. They probably think I'm some sort of gross pervert, but at least I'm not Bz! I kinda hope they are making copies.
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 31, 2007, 08:09:01 PM: :lol
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 31, 2007, 08:09:04 PM: :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: cloudwalking on January 31, 2007, 08:09:11 PM: Hahahaha, oh my god :rofl :rofl :rofl

I bet they've seen some weird stuff on computers before

Then again, this is Bz's gaping asshole :-X
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2007, 08:11:13 PM: :rofl :rofl :rofl

This is worse than that Verizon chick unlocking my phone messages and finding out someone sent me a gay message - I don't know who did that. :lol

TVC find that thread on GAF. Just search for "Verizon" under my name I guess. I think the thread was called "owned by Verizon" or something like that
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2007, 08:17:48 PM: :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

This is why I took that shit off my pc at home as quickly as possible. It felt like a curse would be put on me if I kept those pics in my Pictures folder. I don't need some random family member jumpin on my PC than finding that shit. Having a large family with big mouths, that news would spread like fiyah.
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: cloudwalking on January 31, 2007, 08:19:28 PM: People actually saved the Bz pics? Other than White Man, I mean.
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2007, 08:19:48 PM: :-[
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 31, 2007, 08:23:32 PM: :lol Poor TVC

Can somebody send these b'z pictures?
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2007, 08:24:59 PM: I don't save any pics - even if I have to in order to photobucket something I make sure to delete it after I'm done.

When people come over I make sure to clear the site history/delete cookies.

The only way someone would find my porn is if they used the search funtion to look up videos lol
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2007, 08:25:57 PM: Quote from: Junpei Heat! on January 31, 2007, 08:23:32 PM
:lol Poor TVC

Can somebody send these b'z pictures?

Just a word of warning, your going to be viewing this dudes anal compartment

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/bzchanboy/me1-30-07004.jpg)

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2007, 08:24:59 PM
I don't save any pics - even if I have to in order to photobucket something I make sure to delete it after I'm done.

When people come over I make sure to clear the site history/delete cookies.

The only way someone would find my porn is if they used the search funtion to look up videos lol

I save nearly everything I touch 8)

My picture folder is like 500MB worth of GAF memes, personal photos and other various shit. Bz's pics are the only ones that I nuked from my PC :lol
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: TVC15 on January 31, 2007, 08:28:19 PM: Quote from: Junpei Heat! on January 31, 2007, 08:23:32 PM
:lol Poor TVC

Can somebody send these b'z pictures?

Those were (TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE) the last remaing copies. I did get rid of the others, mainly because I got sick of opening my Mac Pro's image folder to be greeted by. . .that.

Oh wait, I have the panties pic on my webserver. I think the asshole pic is lost though. I didn't use the image folder on my MBP much so I must've forgotten they were in there.

A teaser, junpei:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://indarktrees.com/pics/guesswho.jpg)
[close]
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 31, 2007, 08:29:04 PM: That ddude is BZ? Why the fuck are his tits and ass online? Who took the pictures? Who would want to save them? I need answers!!!!

He has panties pic too? WTF
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: Shuri on January 31, 2007, 08:29:26 PM: I remember when i worked in computer shop, this 30-something business man came in with his pc, he couldnt install a modem driver, i tell him its going to take 5 minutes, and since our shop was open to the public, people could come see us work and talk to us while we were working on their machines.

So i plug his machine, boot it up, windows 98 boot screen.. then we get to windows.. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD :lol

His wallpaper was a horribly pixelated picture of ARIEL (from the littles mermaid) streched across his desktop with a long gaping vagina all opened up on her tail. The only thing i could say was..

"uhhh.. yeah lets open up the control panel AND PUT IT FULL SCREEN SINCE I CAN SEE BETTER THAT WAY, yes" :lol :lol. The dude was totally okay with this and didnt midn the fact that everyone in the shop saw his gaping vagina Ariel wallpaper.

Awkward.
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 31, 2007, 08:29:58 PM: :rofl
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 31, 2007, 08:30:34 PM: Oh jesus crhist! I dont understand some people. :o
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2007, 08:31:05 PM: Quote from: Shuri on January 31, 2007, 08:29:26 PM
I remember when i worked in computer shop, this 30-something business man came in with his pc, he couldnt install a modem driver, i tell him its going to take 5 minutes, and since our shop was open to the public, people could come see us work and talk to us while we were working on their machines.

So i plug his machine, boot it up, windows 98 boot screen.. then we get to windows.. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD :lol

His wallpaper was a horribly pixelated picture of ARIEL (from the littles mermaid) streched across his desktop with a long gaping vagina all opened up on her tail. The only thing i could say was..

"uhhh.. yeah lets open up the control panel AND PUT IT FULL SCREEN SINCE I CAN SEE BETTER THAT WAY, yes" :lol :lol. The dude was totally okay with this and didnt midn the fact that everyone in the shop saw his gaping vagina Ariel wallpaper.

Awkward.

ghahahahahhahahhah :rofl
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: TVC15 on January 31, 2007, 08:32:06 PM: I have located a picture of the cornhole pic, thanks to OA. Anyone want it?

Shit, now it's sitting on my desktop.
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 31, 2007, 08:32:36 PM: :lol @ Shuri's story.
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2007, 08:33:36 PM: Quote from: Shuri on January 31, 2007, 08:29:26 PM
I remember when i worked in computer shop, this 30-something business man came in with his pc, he couldnt install a modem driver, i tell him its going to take 5 minutes, and since our shop was open to the public, people could come see us work and talk to us while we were working on their machines.

So i plug his machine, boot it up, windows 98 boot screen.. then we get to windows.. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD :lol

His wallpaper was a horribly pixelated picture of ARIEL (from the littles mermaid) streched across his desktop with a long gaping vagina all opened up on her tail. The only thing i could say was..

"uhhh.. yeah lets open up the control panel AND PUT IT FULL SCREEN SINCE I CAN SEE BETTER THAT WAY, yes" :lol :lol. The dude was totally okay with this and didnt midn the fact that everyone in the shop saw his gaping vagina Ariel wallpaper.

Awkward.

:rofl
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2007, 08:35:24 PM: I've heard if you stare at Bz's pic long enough, right at the center, you can see the indentation of TBSs index fingers.
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 31, 2007, 08:35:59 PM: Why do the pictures even exist?
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: TVC15 on January 31, 2007, 08:39:13 PM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 31, 2007, 08:35:59 PM
Why do the pictures even exist?

I talked him into taking them and showing us in IRC.

IIRC, the cornhole pic was from EVILBORE GAMESHOW NIGHT: TRUTH OR DARE where I dared him to take a picture of his brown eye, which I had been prodding him for all day. He complied.

Similarly, someone from OA dug up an old thread where Bz talked about wearing panties. So I nagged him until he produced that pic.
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 31, 2007, 08:40:17 PM: *shudder

This is where child molasters come from.
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 31, 2007, 08:41:59 PM: I'm kinda sad I missed TRUTH OR DARE
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2007, 08:42:52 PM: I think the real rare pic is the uncensored version of Bz Frontal :lol :lol :lol

It LEANS TO THE LEFT!
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: etiolate on January 31, 2007, 08:43:44 PM: "The problem was that your harddrive was tainted."
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2007, 08:44:28 PM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 31, 2007, 08:40:17 PM
*shudder

This is where child molasters come from.

Uh oh...
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 31, 2007, 09:07:34 PM: BZ PICS: GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

Anyway...yeah. Me and MAF just hid near the nano accessories when the picture came up.
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 31, 2007, 09:09:32 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 31, 2007, 09:07:34 PM
BZ PICS: GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

Anyway...yeah. Me and MAF just hid near the nano accessories when the picture came up.

You guys are so cute. Going to the Apple store together and everything.
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 31, 2007, 09:10:45 PM: we periodically take lunch together when spending money is involved!

omg people have friends
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 31, 2007, 09:11:40 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 31, 2007, 09:10:45 PM
we periodically take lunch together when spending money is involved!

omg people have friends

It's sexy. :-*
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: TVC15 on January 31, 2007, 09:14:47 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2007, 08:42:52 PM
I think the real rare pic is the uncensored version of Bz Frontal :lol :lol :lol

It LEANS TO THE LEFT!

Yeah, he took that one down in a matter of SECONDS. I think that was my first exposure to his sheer insanity and shamelessness. I was really taken aback and couldn't think fast enough to make a copy of that moment.
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 31, 2007, 09:55:20 PM: I seen the bz pic....it not bad so send the gaping hole pic.

I was gonna make a dragona joke but i said nevermind
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: TVC15 on January 31, 2007, 09:57:07 PM: Quote from: Junpei Heat! on January 31, 2007, 09:55:20 PM
I seen the bz pic....it not bad so send the gaping hole pic.

I was gonna make a dragona joke but i said nevermind

You have it your way! I expect impressions.
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 31, 2007, 10:39:53 PM: :o :( :( :( >:( :(

Hmmm yeah it's rather pink and um....yeah.... :(

le sigh
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: G The Resurrected on January 31, 2007, 11:34:36 PM: :lol :lol :lol :lol Not the first time this will happen me thinks. TVC karma sure is a bitch. No more taking advantage of a drunk irritated Bz ever.
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: TVC15 on January 31, 2007, 11:37:31 PM: Quote from: G on January 31, 2007, 11:34:36 PM
:lol :lol :lol :lol Not the first time this will happen me thinks. TVC karma sure is a bitch. No more taking advantage of a drunk irritated Bz ever.

Are you kidding? Why would I stop? I am the Moriarty to your Holmes, Bz. Why would one, in hindsight amusing, mildly embarassing episode put me off? Oh no, my chubby male lover, I will come after you even harder now. And don't forget, due to me, even more people have experienced your hideous visage!
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2007, 11:38:14 PM: Curse of the Bz poop shoot
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Post by: G The Resurrected on January 31, 2007, 11:39:33 PM: Oh Noes, so has this rekindled your Bz love affair?
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: Christopher on January 31, 2007, 11:40:24 PM: next up the BZ Thong
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: G The Resurrected on January 31, 2007, 11:42:20 PM: I thought we agreed if i was to make a return it'd be Bz-babydoll or Bz-corset
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: Yeti on January 31, 2007, 11:44:09 PM: this is some funny stuff. :lol
Title: Re: So, the Bz pics caused me PUBLIC HUMILIATION today
Post by: drozmight on February 01, 2007, 01:05:20 AM: lawls.