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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Great Rumbler on March 17, 2020, 01:52:20 PM

Title: brrrr
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 17, 2020, 01:52:20 PM: Money printer prints money, money goes in my pocket. Big win. :win

Can't wait to get my Corona Bucks. :win :win
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Post by: Coffee Dog on March 17, 2020, 02:02:32 PM: I mean, I'm in a service/event based industry and I don't have any clients for months now. I'm gonna need every cent they offer. :-\
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 17, 2020, 02:05:51 PM: :money
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 17, 2020, 02:07:02 PM: Quote from: shosta on March 17, 2020, 02:05:41 PM
Tell your landlord they're shit out of luck and stop paying rent. Good luck to anyone trying to get someone evicted during the coronavirus pandemic, courts are not going to care about landlords :lol

Sign on the door that says "Corona inside, do not enter!" :society
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Post by: Lonewulfeus on March 17, 2020, 02:16:52 PM: I’m gonna buy an Xbox series X with my corona bux, now I don’t care if Gamestop goes out of business :snob
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Post by: Uncle on March 17, 2020, 03:02:45 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/vF9gU5o.png)
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Post by: Tripon on March 17, 2020, 03:14:34 PM: How much would it cost to figure out the means testing to not give rich people money vs. to just give rich people money they don't need? :doge
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Post by: Tripon on March 17, 2020, 04:25:33 PM: https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1239981577813331968
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Post by: Nintex on March 17, 2020, 04:40:18 PM: (https://i.gifer.com/YBwG.gif)

:trumps

Surely Era will not take Trump's blood money 8)
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Post by: Pissy F Benny on March 17, 2020, 04:50:24 PM: wheres my free money boris :gbcry
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Post by: Nintex on March 17, 2020, 04:55:00 PM: Boeing: can I have $14 billion to buy some stonks plz Trump-kun :uguu
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Post by: Pissy F Benny on March 17, 2020, 04:55:05 PM: the tight cunt is only offering corporate socialism at the minute :stahp
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Post by: Trent Dole on March 17, 2020, 05:54:36 PM: Quote from: shosta on March 17, 2020, 04:53:51 PM
Quote from: BlueLithium on March 17, 2020, 04:50:24 PM
wheres my free money boris :gbcry
reading this post I just realized the US and the UK are gonna be handing out CaronaBucks but the political and economic structure of the EU makes it impossible there :heh
lmao Brexit :rejoice
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Post by: BisMarckie on March 17, 2020, 05:57:43 PM: Quote from: shosta on March 17, 2020, 04:53:51 PM
Quote from: BlueLithium on March 17, 2020, 04:50:24 PM
wheres my free money boris :gbcry
reading this post I just realized the US and the UK are gonna be handing out CaronaBucks but the political and economic structure of the EU makes it impossible there :heh

While that is partially true there is nothing stopping the member states from tax forgiveness or even negative taxes.
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Post by: BisMarckie on March 17, 2020, 06:00:51 PM: But 1000 NEET bucks will ? :gurl
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Post by: nudemacusers on March 17, 2020, 06:02:38 PM: When 5 months of your 2019 income was tax exempt making you poor af on paper :rejoice
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Post by: team filler on March 17, 2020, 08:25:36 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on March 17, 2020, 06:02:38 PM
When 5 months of your 2019 income was tax exempt making you poor af on paper :rejoice
:salute
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Post by: Tripon on March 17, 2020, 08:50:15 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lthF5veeJw
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Post by: Let's Cyber on March 17, 2020, 09:07:06 PM: vidya it is
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Post by: Akala on March 17, 2020, 09:14:03 PM: that one summer animal crossing sold 50 millioin copies
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 17, 2020, 10:00:35 PM: Here for it, give me all the stimulus, I’m being a good American and wasting vacation time
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Post by: Tripon on March 19, 2020, 05:42:25 PM: https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1240750290321772545

RIP if you're a poor.
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Post by: nudemacusers on March 19, 2020, 06:57:10 PM: When half your income is tax exempt and you have four kids :rejoice :whew
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Post by: Tripon on March 19, 2020, 07:41:12 PM: https://twitter.com/RepJerryNadler/status/1240722359990001665
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Post by: james on March 19, 2020, 07:49:23 PM: The income phase out should begin 1 dollar above whatever I made in 2018
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Post by: ToxicAdam on March 19, 2020, 09:24:50 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on March 19, 2020, 06:57:10 PM
When half your income is tax exempt and you have four kids :rejoice :whew
You’ll almost have enough for a new outfit.
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Post by: nudemacusers on March 19, 2020, 11:48:30 PM: https://www.valextra.com/en-us/sacca-estensibile-moncler-vitello-vs-palladio-avana-pergamena/

For when I don’t travel, I can do it in style :fabulous
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Post by: james on March 20, 2020, 02:27:49 PM: Brrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Post by: Tripon on March 20, 2020, 05:13:34 PM: https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1241060440429465600
https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1241082573717209088
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Post by: OnlyRegret on March 20, 2020, 05:15:47 PM: (https://preview.redd.it/5n4ktv7rfom41.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=d129e5468fdbd280534c1804c3f0033c1c3d444e)
Title: Re: brrrr
Post by: thisismyusername on March 20, 2020, 05:58:54 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 17, 2020, 02:07:02 PM
Quote from: shosta on March 17, 2020, 02:05:41 PM
Tell your landlord they're shit out of luck and stop paying rent. Good luck to anyone trying to get someone evicted during the coronavirus pandemic, courts are not going to care about landlords :lol

Sign on the door that says "Corona inside, do not enter!" :society

...Don't Corona, Open Inside?
Title: Re: brrrr
Post by: Nintex on March 21, 2020, 12:48:02 PM: https://twitter.com/Nero14966464/status/1240090484988686336 (https://twitter.com/Nero14966464/status/1240090484988686336)
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Post by: OnlyRegret on March 21, 2020, 05:12:35 PM: (https://external-preview.redd.it/luNkPsgg8scgd9Q69OMvYHESE8BlKtkEbINRcFMmMsQ.jpg?auto=webp&s=99650886874f2bb67544875b5313ae2649479b20)
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Post by: Nintex on March 22, 2020, 03:34:55 PM: https://brrr.money/ (https://brrr.money/)

brrrrrrrr
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on March 22, 2020, 10:49:34 PM: (https://i.redd.it/0pp084d10bo41.jpg)
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Post by: james on March 23, 2020, 11:58:27 AM: We have been bamboozled

The money printer clearly does not sound like brrrr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nKDh1jCm0U&feature=youtu.be&t=181
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Post by: Pissy F Benny on March 23, 2020, 12:55:33 PM: Quote from: james on March 23, 2020, 11:58:27 AM
We have been bamboozled

The money printer clearly does not sound like brrrr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nKDh1jCm0U&feature=youtu.be&t=181

:pika
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Post by: team filler on March 23, 2020, 02:49:09 PM: Quote from: james on March 23, 2020, 11:58:27 AM
We have been bamboozled

The money printer clearly does not sound like brrrr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nKDh1jCm0U&feature=youtu.be&t=181
everyone confused the money printer with the money counting machine :doge
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Post by: Tripon on March 23, 2020, 05:05:13 PM: https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1242189799265579010
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Post by: james on March 23, 2020, 05:08:07 PM: Note to self: Do not make more than $74,999 next year
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Post by: Nintex on March 23, 2020, 05:13:08 PM: wat
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETzFhZmXkAEKcik?format=png)'

That's a GDP growth of +36 in the 3rd quarter.
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Post by: thisismyusername on March 23, 2020, 05:16:13 PM: lol

I don't buy that for a second. With how hard the economy is taking a hit, they fully expect everything to just EXPLODE in one quarter back to positive, really?
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Post by: OnlyRegret on March 23, 2020, 05:21:13 PM: so the GDP is like an elastic band then? :thinking
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 23, 2020, 05:22:16 PM: At -24% we get access to purple shells
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2020, 05:28:18 PM: Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 23, 2020, 05:21:13 PM
so the GDP is like an elastic band then? :thinking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znGyQXWKxGM
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Post by: Mandark on March 23, 2020, 05:34:19 PM: Quote from: Nintex on March 23, 2020, 05:13:08 PM
wat
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETzFhZmXkAEKcik?format=png)'

That's a GDP growth of +36 in the 3rd quarter.

no it is not
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Post by: Nintex on March 23, 2020, 08:46:06 PM: Quote from: thisismyusername on March 23, 2020, 05:16:13 PM
lol

I don't buy that for a second. With how hard the economy is taking a hit, they fully expect everything to just EXPLODE in one quarter back to positive, really?
Zoomers will get their inheritance and spend billions on Fortnite loot :rejoice
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Post by: Mandark on March 23, 2020, 09:09:09 PM: nintex pls explain why you can't read a bar graph
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Post by: team filler on March 23, 2020, 09:11:30 PM: bar graph go brrrrrrrrrrrr :lol
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Post by: Tripon on April 09, 2020, 01:57:48 PM: https://twitter.com/SenKamalaHarris/status/1248302623326953473

Bring on the brrrrrrrr.
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Post by: Nintex on April 09, 2020, 01:59:45 PM: Fuck it just give everyone living in the US/Europe a million each under the condition that you invest 25% in stonks 8)
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Post by: Great Rumbler on April 09, 2020, 02:05:06 PM: We're already more than a month into this thing and people haven't even gotten the first cash payout. :beli
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Post by: Nintex on April 09, 2020, 02:11:40 PM: When you are evicted from your home for not paying rent or mortgage and enter tent city and see your neighbour from 12 years ago

(https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fentries%2Ficons%2Ffacebook%2F000%2F027%2F763%2F07B89120-B48D-45FB-AF1D-49AF6CD16790.jpg)
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Post by: nachobro on April 09, 2020, 02:31:26 PM: Quote from: riotous on April 09, 2020, 02:18:57 PM
Is this still how it worked out?

See so much conflicting info out there.
You get $1200 single / $2400 married with a phase out at $75,000 (single) / $150,000 (married). You get nothing if you made $99,000 (single) / $198,000 (married). It's based on 2019 taxes if you filed them, 2018 if you did not.

https://www.irs.gov/coronavirus/economic-impact-payment-information-center

Payouts are supposed to start today.
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Post by: nachobro on April 09, 2020, 04:33:40 PM: no pay backs, glad they decided against that.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 09, 2020, 04:36:46 PM: No takebacks
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Post by: team filler on April 09, 2020, 04:36:49 PM: no takesy backsies ;)
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Post by: nachobro on April 09, 2020, 04:41:13 PM: also i assume this doesn't apply to anyone here but i believe you will also not get paid if you owe back child support
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Post by: team filler on April 09, 2020, 04:42:24 PM: my older brother recently got money paid back to him from child support for some reason :doge
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Post by: nachobro on April 09, 2020, 04:50:23 PM: :thinking
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Post by: Nintex on April 10, 2020, 07:56:14 PM: Larry Kudlow bailed out his wife

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqwiBsXzltk

Also he was drunk af on Fox Business yesterday and said working was cool again.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 07, 2020, 12:39:10 PM: Got my corona bux today! :win :jeb
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Post by: Tripon on May 07, 2020, 12:45:08 PM: There's been some talk of a second round of stimulus money coming.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 07, 2020, 12:46:00 PM: I wish. Oregon still ain’t hit me with my unemployment cash