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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on January 31, 2007, 11:02:51 PM

Title: Phoenix Dark, Enemy of the People and White Person
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 31, 2007, 11:02:51 PM
There has been a cancer hovering over this board for months now, and it is time to recognize our problem.  If we are lucky, we may in fact be able to remove our tumor before it kills us all.  Let's look at the facts, shall we?

-Phoenix Dark claims to be black.
-Phoenix Dark likes Cher.
-Phoenix Dark likes John McCain and dislikes liberals in general.
-Phoenix Dark invites barely functioning distinguished mentally-challenged fellows to post here and doesn't feel bad about it.
-Phoenix Dark doesn't like Monty Python.
-And finally, as if all of this wasn't enough, Phoenix Dark has stolen demi's avatar fixation.  Shocking.

These are the facts.  He has owned up to all of them.  Ask yourselves, my brothers and brothers pretending to be sisters, is this a person you want to be associated with on a message board on the internet that is full of gay subtext?  Clearly not.

It is time to take a stand, before this cancer kills all of us.  Posting in this thread affirms your hatred for Phoenix Dark and your promise to pray for his death daily until said death occurs.  Thank you for your support.
Title: Re: Phoenix Dark, Enemy of the People and White Person
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 31, 2007, 11:11:52 PM
Phoenix :heartbeat
Title: Re: Phoenix Dark, Enemy of the People and White Person
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 31, 2007, 11:12:47 PM
There has been a cancer hovering over this board for months now, and it is time to recognize our problem.  If we are lucky, we may in fact be able to remove our tumor before it kills us all.  Let's look at the facts, shall we?

-Phoenix Dark claims to be black.
-Phoenix Dark likes Cher.
-Phoenix Dark likes John McCain and dislikes liberals in general.
-Phoenix Dark invites barely functioning distinguished mentally-challenged fellows to post here and doesn't feel bad about it.
-Phoenix Dark doesn't like Monty Python.
-And finally, as if all of this wasn't enough, Phoenix Dark has stolen demi's avatar fixation.  Shocking.

These are the facts.  He has owned up to all of them.  Ask yourselves, my brothers and brothers pretending to be sisters, is this a person you want to be associated with on a message board on the internet that is full of gay subtext?  Clearly not.

It is time to take a stand, before this cancer kills all of us.  Posting in this thread affirms your hatred for Phoenix Dark and your promise to pray for his death daily until said death occurs.  Thank you for your support.

 :violin
Title: Re: Phoenix Dark, Enemy of the People and White Person
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 31, 2007, 11:14:30 PM
 :lol :lol :lol

didn't some one track him down and sign him up to Hillerys news letter?  He didn't find a pic during that investigation?

Lets pool out money and buy a PI!
Title: Re: Phoenix Dark, Enemy of the People and White Person
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 31, 2007, 11:15:11 PM
Thanks for your support, guys.  That's another 3 on the bandwagon.

Incidentally, if anyone has a story of abuse at the hands of PD, please take the opportunity to post it here.  You can even post a pic of a doll and show us where he touched you.  Don't be afraid, you can let it out here.  We're all friends, except for Phoenix Dark.
Title: Re: Phoenix Dark, Enemy of the People and White Person
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2007, 11:17:38 PM
(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/6544/723489mb6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"Triumph is on to me....what?....yeah, go ahead and TiVo The OC"
Title: Re: Phoenix Dark, Enemy of the People and White Person
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 31, 2007, 11:18:14 PM
Thanks for your support, guys.  That's another 3 on the bandwagon.

Incidentally, if anyone has a story of abuse at the hands of PD, please take the opportunity to post it here.  You can even post a pic of a doll and show us where he touched you.  Don't be afraid, you can let it out here.  We're all friends, except for Phoenix Dark.

Phoenix Dark once saved 20 children from a burning orphanage. He is a hero!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
sure he set it on fire, but nobody is perfect.
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Title: Re: Phoenix Dark, Enemy of the People and White Person
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 31, 2007, 11:18:31 PM
:lol :lol :lol

didn't some one track him down and sign him up to Hillerys news letter?  He didn't find a pic during that investigation?

Lets pool out money and buy a PI!

Edit:  Don't get me wrong, I like PD  :heart  :-* :-[, I just think we spy on him a little.  I'll be heart broken if hes not black. 

Edit:  I hit the quote button instead of edit :(
Title: Re: Phoenix Dark, Enemy of the People and White Person
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 01, 2007, 12:25:59 PM
PD> Triumph the Whiney Pudge Monster
Title: Re: Phoenix Dark, Enemy of the People and White Person
Post by: Himu on February 01, 2007, 12:28:22 PM
Ask yourselves, my brothers and brothers pretending to be sisters,

 :lol

Triumph is fucking hilarious.
Title: Re: Phoenix Dark, Enemy of the People and White Person
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 01, 2007, 12:29:41 PM
Uh, no. People like MAF, Willco, and (occasionally) Drinky are the funnymen. Triumph? Please. ::)
Title: Re: Phoenix Dark, Enemy of the People and White Person
Post by: Tauntaun on February 01, 2007, 12:30:55 PM
It is time to take a stand, before this cancer kills all of us.  Posting in this thread affirms your hatred for Phoenix Dark and your promise to pray for his death daily until said death occurs.  Thank you for your support.

What happens if/when PD posts in here?  Does that mean he hates himself and is committed to his demise?

Title: Re: Phoenix Dark, Enemy of the People and White Person
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 12:33:56 PM
Me and Phoenix Dark are going to start a gang. "The socially inept Stunnas" and we gonna fuck yo shit up.
Title: Re: Phoenix Dark, Enemy of the People and White Person
Post by: Beezy on February 01, 2007, 02:29:35 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Phoenix Dark, Enemy of the People and White Person
Post by: drozmight on February 01, 2007, 03:24:22 PM
Unce upon a time PD and I saw Kathy Bates ass naked at a Russian bath house.

I ran in terror calling upon the grace of Allah to protect me, but PD didn't follow. He most likely had sex with her, or at the very least, spanked her ass with tea leaves.


Edit: I don't remember why we were at a bath house. PD lured me in.