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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Shostakovich on March 21, 2020, 11:12:45 PM

Title: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: Shostakovich on March 21, 2020, 11:12:45 PM: I'm also open to suggestions
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: headwalk on March 21, 2020, 11:23:03 PM: we're due another solar flare EMP with the power to fry every microchip on the planet:

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/3/110302-solar-flares-sun-storms-earth-danger-carrington-event-science/
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: toku on March 21, 2020, 11:30:33 PM: no option for voluntary sacrifice for goth gf blood rituals either :-\
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: Mandark on March 21, 2020, 11:59:56 PM: Thanks to this thread I'm gonna spend some of the quarantine time rereading The Windup Girl.
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: Don Rumata on March 22, 2020, 12:02:10 AM: FACT CHECK: A solar flare can't damage a Nokia 3310, nor a Game cube.

EDIT: But it'd delay next gen's launch, so that's bad.

Asteroid is still my favorite tho.
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 22, 2020, 12:05:43 AM: why can't minorities inflict fascism on the whites instead :maf
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: headwalk on March 22, 2020, 12:20:22 AM: i've actually been watching ken burns' series on the american civil war and you mad cunts certainly had a way with words back then.
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: TEEEPO on March 22, 2020, 12:23:16 AM: Quote from: headwalk on March 21, 2020, 11:23:03 PM
we're due another solar flare EMP with the power to fry every microchip on the planet:

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/3/110302-solar-flares-sun-storms-earth-danger-carrington-event-science/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHUqNCDwQj4
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: toku on March 22, 2020, 10:27:20 AM: (https://i.imgur.com/zWMO3A5.jpg)
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 22, 2020, 10:32:52 AM: Why you got to make the most likely option minority only? Racist. I can be murdered by Nazis if I want to.
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: Rufus on March 22, 2020, 01:10:11 PM: I have to spell my name, so economic anxiety.
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 22, 2020, 02:29:46 PM: I've said this before, and I'll say it again: Ted Kaczynski is the acedemics' terrorist and you plebs can't have him.
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 22, 2020, 03:10:01 PM: Well, most of his views were formed in the 70's. We must be place people and their views in the context of the time and until a better candidate comes along to take his mantle, people can back off from our boy.

Also, the view of you, conditing your hair to peek shine, spraying yourself with Eternity for Men, then relaxing to a quiet evening of shitposting and reading the Unabomber's manifesto in the middle of the global pandemic is concerning. Are you doing OK?
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: Nintex on March 22, 2020, 03:48:19 PM: The money printers explode bankrupting the G7 economies :shaking
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on March 22, 2020, 03:57:11 PM: Quote from: shosta on March 22, 2020, 03:01:15 PM
Quote from: Madrun Badrun on March 22, 2020, 02:29:46 PM
I've said this before, and I'll say it again: Ted Kaczynski is the acedemics' terrorist and you plebs can't have him.
Was reading this guy's manifesto last night...

This guy is the academic's terrorist in the same way Jordan Peterson is the working man's philosopher :heh
he was always just limbaugh + usenet
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on March 22, 2020, 04:46:28 PM: i’ve looked up et’s reddit profile 2 or 3 times since he’s gotten banned just to check in on him. idk if i was expecting him to radicalize a little more, but, hes pretty much the exact same mesh of takes with the exact same distribution of posts he always was: it’s just guild wars, the kings, and normie common-sense disguised as heroic contrarianism. a hermeneutic of suspicion towards anything leftward with cries of measured sympathy for everything reactionary. it’s why i felt this board was a little too indulgent when it dogpiled on him (not that he shouldnt’ve gotten dogpiled on at all) and why i’ve always wanted his ban to be lifted. he’s the kind of idiot anyone can manage to be. and a person like that has to be reformable, right?
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: Mandark on March 22, 2020, 04:49:22 PM: you, dumb: lurking et's posts on reddit

me, genius: lurking hungrynoob's posts on reddit
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on March 22, 2020, 04:53:25 PM: (https://www.thecoli.com/media/dahell-mask.20259/full?d=1584572174)well i would be if you threw up the damn link
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 22, 2020, 05:15:51 PM: Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on March 22, 2020, 04:46:28 PM
i’ve looked up et’s reddit profile 2 or 3 times since he’s gotten banned just to check in on him. idk if i was expecting him to radicalize a little more, but, hes pretty much the exact same mesh of takes with the exact same distribution of posts he always was: it’s just guild wars, the kings, and normie common-sense disguised as heroic contrarianism. a hermeneutic of suspicion towards anything leftward with cries of measured sympathy for everything reactionary. it’s why i felt this board was a little too indulgent when it dogpiled on him (not that he shouldnt’ve gotten dogpiled on at all) and why i’ve always wanted his ban to be lifted. he’s the kind of idiot anyone can manage to be. and a person like that has to be reformable, right?

NO his implacable normieness is precisely what makes him unreformable.
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 22, 2020, 05:16:59 PM: Maybe e-stalking people isn't the best use of our time gang.
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 22, 2020, 05:17:55 PM: Unless I do it, but that's only to keep my records up to date.
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: curly on March 22, 2020, 05:40:16 PM: Quote from: toku on March 22, 2020, 10:27:20 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/zWMO3A5.jpg)

Spent a couple minutes trying to read this in the political compass format
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: team filler on March 23, 2020, 01:04:04 AM: (https://i.imgur.com/NpJhHNb.jpg)
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: Momo on March 23, 2020, 01:07:45 AM: Auto-erotic asphyxiation during The Fappening III
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: Don Rumata on March 23, 2020, 07:10:12 AM: Quote from: Momo on March 23, 2020, 01:07:45 AM
Auto-erotic asphyxiation during The Fappening III
Celeb nudes are at an all time low interest.
Maybe some Twitch Titty Streamer, would do it for the zoomers.
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: Momo on March 23, 2020, 09:09:33 AM: Quote from: Don Rumata on March 23, 2020, 07:10:12 AM
Quote from: Momo on March 23, 2020, 01:07:45 AM
Auto-erotic asphyxiation during The Fappening III
Celeb nudes are at an all time low interest.
Maybe some Twitch Titty Streamer, would do it for the zoomers.
(https://i.imgur.com/pZj0TAZ.png)
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 23, 2020, 10:48:40 PM: https://twitter.com/WasteOfBlake/status/1242226697782595586
Title: Re: Choose your catastrophe, 21st century edition
Post by: toku on March 24, 2020, 07:16:15 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/GvdvRXd.jpg)

vampire monastery sounding like a nice toku vibe