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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MMaRsu on March 25, 2020, 09:24:40 AM

Title: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
Post by: MMaRsu on March 25, 2020, 09:24:40 AM: Just Twilight fanfiction rewritten while removing all the twilight references

:lol :lol
Title: Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
Post by: Ghoul on March 25, 2020, 09:25:29 AM: lmao yeah dude, that's what makes it even worse. Horny women are unstoppable.
Title: Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
Post by: Pissy F Benny on March 25, 2020, 09:35:37 AM: i watched about 10 mins of the film 4 shits and gigs and it was terrible :doge
Title: Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
Post by: Pissy F Benny on March 25, 2020, 09:36:08 AM: tbh i watched cos i heard you could see some gash in there :pimp
Title: Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
Post by: Ghoul on March 25, 2020, 09:36:53 AM: excuse season from Blue. :ufup
Title: Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 25, 2020, 09:55:14 AM: It's just softcore porn for middle-aged housewives either way.
Title: Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
Post by: james on March 25, 2020, 10:53:22 AM: I read all the twilight books ama
Title: Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
Post by: Ghoul on March 25, 2020, 11:05:39 AM: Quote from: james on March 25, 2020, 10:53:22 AM
I read all the twilight books ama

Why are you gay?
Title: Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 25, 2020, 01:48:00 PM: Quote from: james on March 25, 2020, 10:53:22 AM
I read all the twilight books ama

I heard a werewolf marries a baby or some shit, why?
Title: Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
Post by: BisMarckie on March 25, 2020, 01:50:31 PM: Quote from: riotous on March 25, 2020, 10:18:39 AM
Quote from: Ghoul on March 25, 2020, 09:25:29 AM
lmao yeah dude, that's what makes it even worse. Horny women are unstoppable.

I tend to enjoy "so bad it's good" kinda movies but yeah, Fifty Shades was just fucking dull. I was gonna try to stick it out and find a scene I actually watched being filmed from my work out the window but couldn't stomach it lol

Twilight itself, at least the first one, is fucking hilarious though.

My ex wife for some reason liked the Twilight movies. The first one was dumb and campy but still enjoyable for its camp. The second one made me want to stab myself.
Title: Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
Post by: bluemax on March 25, 2020, 08:03:12 PM: The first person to tell me about Twilight was my dad, because the author is LDS and they were set in Forks Washington.
Title: Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 25, 2020, 08:05:52 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O06tMbIKh0

I remember this being a good watch.
Title: Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
Post by: james on March 26, 2020, 10:15:55 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 25, 2020, 01:48:00 PM
Quote from: james on March 25, 2020, 10:53:22 AM
I read all the twilight books ama

I heard a werewolf marries a baby or some shit, why?

This is true. He becomes imprinted with the baby. That's how warewolf love works.

Don't worry, he will wait until the baby becomes a young teen to fuck her
Title: Re: I didnt know Fifty Shades of Grey was..
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 26, 2020, 10:27:04 AM: Quote from: james on March 26, 2020, 10:15:55 AM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 25, 2020, 01:48:00 PM
Quote from: james on March 25, 2020, 10:53:22 AM
I read all the twilight books ama

I heard a werewolf marries a baby or some shit, why?

This is true. He becomes imprinted with the baby. That's how warewolf love works.

Don't worry, he will wait until the baby becomes a young teen to fuck her

Stephanie Mayer just ripped off Kare Kano.