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Title: April fools is canceled this year, ignore this April fools thread
Post by: james on April 01, 2020, 05:58:30 PM
<Amir0x reference>
Title: Re: Please help my Mother live her final days with some semblance of quality of life
Post by: Ghoul on April 01, 2020, 06:01:07 PM
No dice
Title: Re: Please help my Mother live her final days with some semblance of quality of life
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 01, 2020, 06:01:46 PM
If this is a joke I don’t find it funny and I think you should stop.
Title: Re: Please help my Mother live her final days with some semblance of quality of life
Post by: VomKriege on April 01, 2020, 06:04:56 PM
The fool of April was you all along.
Title: Re: Please help my Mother live her final days with some semblance of quality of life
Post by: Ghoul on April 01, 2020, 06:07:19 PM
Each day James comes closer to being Am0rix piss play partner
Title: Re: Please help my Mother live her final days with some semblance of quality of life
Post by: Nintex on April 01, 2020, 06:07:26 PM
Quote
Thank you for reading and if there are any questions or if you want my paypal to send me money, please send me a PM.
How will this impact THE JAMES FUND?
Title: Re: Please help my Mother live her final days with some semblance of quality of life
Post by: Pennywise on April 01, 2020, 06:08:02 PM
Each day James comes closer to being Am0rix piss play partner
Was about to suggest that someone throws a piss bottle.
Title: Re: Please help my Mother live her final days with some semblance of quality of life
Post by: Nintex on April 01, 2020, 06:17:22 PM
Also as someone who is dealing with a mother that has had mental issues for the past 5 years and survived cancer during it
and is currently unable to meet her support group and psychiatrist because of the corona virus circumstances.

I sincerely say

Fuck you with a pile driver
Title: Re: Please help my Mother live her final days with some semblance of quality of life
Post by: toku on April 01, 2020, 06:21:29 PM
james making my sympathize with the dutch fuck you james
Title: Re: Please help my Mother live her final days with some semblance of quality of life
Post by: james on April 01, 2020, 06:21:52 PM
Also as someone who is dealing with a mother that has had mental issues for the past 5 years and survived cancer during it
and is currently unable to meet her support group and psychiatrist because of the corona virus circumstances.

I sincerely say

Fuck you with a pile driver

Nintex, your money is safe.

Also, sorry about your mom.

Also, this post is an April Fools reference to the infamous time where Amir0x scammed people out of money to buy drugs.

https://archive.fo/0xMnH

I thought you all had better memories  :doge

If we cant joke about Amir0x's scams, what can we joke about?
Title: Re: Please help my Mother live her final days with some semblance of quality of life
Post by: toku on April 01, 2020, 06:22:30 PM
we can joke about loving you
Title: Re: Please help my Mother live her final days with some semblance of quality of life
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 01, 2020, 06:23:13 PM
April fools is canceled this year, so say we all
Title: Re: Please help my Mother live her final days with some semblance of quality of life
Post by: james on April 01, 2020, 06:23:31 PM
we can joke about loving you

Youre not my girlfriend

 :karen
Title: Re: Please help my Mother live her final days with some semblance of quality of life
Post by: james on April 01, 2020, 06:26:20 PM
When even Nintex doesn't think you're funny, you've truly fucked up

Nintex was never on Neogaf. hes too young to get the reference.

As are you



Title: Re: Please help my Mother live her final days with some semblance of quality of life
Post by: Nintex on April 01, 2020, 06:37:58 PM
I was on NeoGAF a long long time ago. Anyway, I accept your apology but really you should apologize to your mom if she's still with us.

Trust me, when you have driven her to a hospital late at night fearing she just had a brain hemorrhage as she's unable to speak, walk or look you in the eye and your dad is crying in the back you feel different about these things.

With that said, I wouldn't share the memes and funnies of a convicted pedophile but you do you  :idont
Title: Re: Please help my Mother live her final days with some semblance of quality of life
Post by: toku on April 01, 2020, 06:42:28 PM
fuck it, nintex for admin
Title: Re: Please help my Mother live her final days with some semblance of quality of life
Post by: james on April 01, 2020, 06:49:01 PM
I was on NeoGAF a long long time ago. Anyway, I accept your apology but really you should apologize to your mom if she's still with us.

Trust me, when you have driven her to a hospital late at night fearing she just had a brain hemorrhage as she's unable to speak, walk or look you in the eye and your dad is crying in the back you feel different about these things.

With that said, I wouldn't share the memes and funnies of a convicted pedophile but you do you  :idont

My mom is fine, thankfully, but she does work at a hospital though, so we're worried every day. 
Title: Re: Please help my Mother live her final days with some semblance of quality of life
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 01, 2020, 06:49:30 PM
Really, the only way james can make this up is by giving as many people as possible the opportunity to play the hit game Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Title: Re: April fools is canceled this year, ignore this April fools thread
Post by: Pennywise on April 01, 2020, 07:06:51 PM
Time to open the James fund for the public.

Pay your taxes.
 :juche
Title: Re: April fools is canceled this year, ignore this April fools thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 01, 2020, 07:27:35 PM
garbage thread
Title: Re: April fools is canceled this year, ignore this April fools thread
Post by: OnlyRegret on April 01, 2020, 07:58:00 PM
stupid idiot
Title: Re: April fools is canceled this year, ignore this April fools thread
Post by: thisismyusername on April 01, 2020, 08:01:59 PM
Oh damn, what was the original OP. James being too much of a coward during a back fire to where I missed it.
Title: Re: April fools is canceled this year, ignore this April fools thread
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 01, 2020, 08:36:14 PM
I thought maybe it was an Ami reference because of the “send me money stuff”. I just don’t know if now is the time to invoke the idea of sick moms and older people.

I’m certainly on edge. A few days ago my almost 70 mom cried a little because she’s scared. My lady friends mom wanted to talk to her about what happens if something were to happen. I work with a lot of older people and they are quite nervous.

I mean jokes are great source of relief, I guess I didn’t like this one because I’m pretty scared for my mom.
Title: Re: April fools is canceled this year, ignore this April fools thread
Post by: Himu on April 01, 2020, 08:47:04 PM
Personally anyone doing an April Fools joke that isn't actually tongue in cheek this year is, as someone smarter than me said, reading the room wrong. If you're not doing something worth laughing about and something people can have a good chuckle (re: ProJared's FFVII remake review) then you're probably a dipshit of massive proportions. Like the Eightbitnate thread. Yeah, post a thread about gamma radiation from phones as an april fools joke during a time when it feels like anything can happen. Fuck nut.
Title: Re: April fools is canceled this year, ignore this April fools thread
Post by: james on April 01, 2020, 09:06:15 PM
Oh damn, what was the original OP. James being too much of a coward during a back fire to where I missed it.

You might have actually understood it