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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mr Gilhaney on April 17, 2020, 09:51:59 AM

Title: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on April 17, 2020, 09:51:59 AM
Hey Esch 👋🏻🤠 happy birthday you slut!! 🎉 Did you know 🕵️‍♀️ that every year older you are 👵🏻 you are more likely to experience constipation? 🚫💩 Your vax pusher 💉👨‍⚕ aka your doctor😷🙈 will probably tell you that essential oils can’t cure the poo problem😤😤 but i know you prefer to think for yourself, you are 30 now after all 💡🧐. For only 40$ i can hook you up 😉😘 with a special birthday shit kit 🎁🎂 with oils that make you poop 🚽💩 like a newborn again 👶🏻🙌🏻 Just tell me when the time comes ➡️😰 My PM is always open. 👐😃
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: BisMarckie on April 17, 2020, 09:54:11 AM
30?

Happy birthday zoomer.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: VomKriege on April 17, 2020, 09:55:23 AM
No birthdays in glorious Communist utopia. Only work veterancy.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: Akala on April 17, 2020, 10:01:59 AM
 :playa
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: toku on April 17, 2020, 10:09:34 AM
happy birthday dude! Hope someone is doing the cooking (and baking?) for you for a change today
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: demi on April 17, 2020, 10:33:44 AM
Treat yourself to an artful dick pic to admire how much you've grown as a person
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: Ghoul on April 17, 2020, 10:47:22 AM
Happy birthday Breh!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: EightBitNate on April 17, 2020, 10:49:38 AM
https://youtu.be/RwyKQ_j7Vew
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 17, 2020, 10:55:29 AM
Happy birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: thisismyusername on April 17, 2020, 11:41:53 AM
Quote from: demi on April 17, 2020, 10:33:44 AM
Treat yourself to an artful dick pic to admire how much you've grown as a person

And makes sure to post it here. As a birthday gift to yourself. :trumps
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: Crash Dummy on April 17, 2020, 11:55:01 AM
Happy birthday dude!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: Steve Contra on April 17, 2020, 11:59:36 AM
die already
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: bork on April 17, 2020, 12:02:07 PM
Don't die and have a happy birthday!  :-[
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: Cheddahz on April 17, 2020, 12:43:57 PM
happy birthday to one of the best people i've met on the internet; thanks for being my bro for all of this years and i hope that you get to have a chill day
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: Nintex on April 17, 2020, 01:22:31 PM
Happy birthday  8)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 17, 2020, 01:23:48 PM
S+ tier poster, happy birthday to the corona conqueror himself
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: Momo on April 17, 2020, 01:26:38 PM
Happy day of being sent into this hell hole :(
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: El Babua on April 17, 2020, 02:09:43 PM
Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: thisismyusername on April 17, 2020, 02:47:47 PM
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I'll have to fly out to LA so you can Veganize the Gay Guy's pantry. (Wait... that sounds sexual...  :doge )

But more seriously, may you have vegan curry today. :-*
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: D3RANG3D on April 17, 2020, 02:53:28 PM
Happy Birfday my dude.  :-*
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: MMaRsu on April 17, 2020, 03:44:36 PM
Happy birthday man! Make it an amazing one!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: Pissy F Benny on April 17, 2020, 03:45:45 PM
hb
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: team filler on April 17, 2020, 04:14:52 PM
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Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: Coffee Dog on April 17, 2020, 05:28:36 PM
Happy birthday! :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: Pennywise on April 17, 2020, 07:59:47 PM
Happy Birthday my young Arsene Wenger fan.

Hope your rona problems are gone and you're enjoying some fantastic food, while playing with Aerith and Tifa.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: EchoRin on April 17, 2020, 08:05:58 PM
Excellent poster.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: BisMarckie on April 18, 2020, 06:14:39 AM
Quote from: Esch on April 17, 2020, 04:16:25 PM
My grandma is a saibaba fanatic :dead

My mother in law is as well. It’s the stereotypical „white woman goes to India to find spiritual support“ story.
There are pictures everywhere in her house :notlikethis
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 18, 2020, 06:46:07 AM
Happy Birthday My Man

 :mynicca
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Esch
Post by: tiesto on April 18, 2020, 11:37:22 AM
Happy birthday Esch!