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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Shostakovich on April 17, 2020, 09:59:11 PM

Title: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: Shostakovich on April 17, 2020, 09:59:11 PM
I've got a burgeoning interest in extinction and I genuinely want to catalogue all the major crises that threaten human survival in this century or the next. Please list a brief explanation with each one.

Low hanging fruit:
- topsoil erosion. Farming has reduced the world's topsoil by about 70% since 1950. No topsoil means no arable land and no arable land means no food.
- ocean acidification. CO2 absorbed by the ocean lowers its pH and could cause ecological collapse. The ocean's phytoplankton, which produce approximately 70% of the atmosphere's oxygen, are especially vulnerable.
- global warming's effect on agriculture. Crop yields are sensitive to temperature and yields could be halved at the end of the century given the expected increases in global temperature. It will be impossible to feed ten billion people with half the food capacity and widespread droughts.
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: benjipwns on April 17, 2020, 10:22:38 PM
Henry Kissinger
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 17, 2020, 10:42:02 PM
Dutch Directness
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: toku on April 17, 2020, 10:46:30 PM
water issues comes to my mind a lot

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-52312260

Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: BIONIC on April 18, 2020, 12:20:23 AM
ur mom
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 18, 2020, 12:48:52 AM
My spawn
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 18, 2020, 01:22:31 AM
I mean if #1 isn't humanity itself, what are you even doing
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: OnlyRegret on April 18, 2020, 02:14:29 AM
(https://i.redd.it/s8rl5f94b8v21.jpg)
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: OnlyRegret on April 18, 2020, 02:16:05 AM
Antibiotic apocalypse is one I think about a lot.

comes down to the potential of phage therapy don't it
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: nachobro on April 18, 2020, 02:56:07 AM
your m--

ur mom

fuck :maf
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: thisismyusername on April 18, 2020, 03:20:36 AM
(https://i.redd.it/s8rl5f94b8v21.jpg)

How did you get a photo of me?
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 18, 2020, 06:17:40 AM
Ruminating on larger existential threats is a poor medicine for treating anxiety about your own personal future.

Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: BisMarckie on April 18, 2020, 06:21:41 AM
Jeff Gerstmann benjipwns is still a threat
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: Nintex on April 18, 2020, 06:28:02 AM
The confidence of the PlayStation 5 controller
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: tiesto on April 18, 2020, 11:38:31 AM
(https://i.redd.it/s8rl5f94b8v21.jpg)

Oldskool trance, deep house, and the Scatman...  8)
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 18, 2020, 11:41:34 AM
your m--

ur mom

fuck :maf

Me too.   :maf  Except I was going to go 'Low hanging fruit: - your mom' to also imply that his mom is a slut. 
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: curly on April 18, 2020, 03:52:00 PM
(https://i.redd.it/s8rl5f94b8v21.jpg)

none of these people are going to do shit
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 18, 2020, 04:20:27 PM
you act as if those are juxtaposing positions to have.
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: Mandark on April 18, 2020, 07:42:19 PM
I think shosta's point is that it's an implicit motte and bailey.
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: TEEEPO on April 18, 2020, 09:52:38 PM
a near-term threat to the bore is a complete embargo imposed by the feds on filler's likes

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Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: Crash Dummy on April 19, 2020, 05:13:26 AM
becoming a human bitcoin miner
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: who is ted danson? on April 19, 2020, 06:10:03 AM
(Un)intended mass sterilisation
5G/6G/7G
Solar flare
Basra Stargate explosion
Greta Thunberg
Yellowstone

 :hans1

Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: headwalk on April 19, 2020, 06:32:38 AM
post corona, the whole of civilisation will take a look at itself. economic equality will be initiatied, fanatic relgious and politcal zealous will be mediated, gender and racial prejudice will be liquidated, we'll all be carbon neutral, automation will be used to establish a society based around a  healthy work life balance.

then BAM, gamma ray burst outta nowhere.
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: Transhuman on April 19, 2020, 06:41:16 AM
If the world ends I blame celebrities for not raising enough awareness.
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: naff on April 19, 2020, 08:54:14 AM
viral outbreak, like a modified smallpox virus stockpile leaked from a lab with a near 100% kill rate or some other designer viral weapon.

https://www.nickbostrom.com/existential/risks.html

https://www.existential-risk.org/
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: VomKriege on April 19, 2020, 08:59:54 AM
Quote
designer viral weapon.

Ugh, those hipster virologists and influencers I swear.
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: VomKriege on April 19, 2020, 11:32:58 AM
COMPLETE GLOBAL SOCIAL DISTANCIATION
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: Nintex on April 19, 2020, 11:47:29 AM
Brands
Title: Re: help me list all near-term threats to humanity
Post by: Transhuman on April 19, 2020, 11:53:51 AM
(Un)intended mass sterilisation
thanks for reminding me of sperm count zero (https://www.gq.com/story/sperm-count-zero) :lol

we're slowly destroying our fertility, great job everybody!

Wow that's the best news i've heard in a long time. Utopia here we come!