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Title: Why are bus drivers always arseholes?
Post by: bagofeyes on February 01, 2007, 06:05:29 AM

Go fuck yourselves you bitter old cunts

Title: Re: Why are bus drivers always arseholes?
Post by: drozmight on February 01, 2007, 06:29:45 AM

Because they're bitter old cunts.

Title: Re: Why are bus drivers always arseholes?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 01, 2007, 11:29:23 AM

If I was a bus driver I'd be a bitter old cunt too.  I'd probably also spit on babies.

Title: Re: Why are bus drivers always arseholes?
Post by: Himu on February 01, 2007, 11:31:58 AM

I liked my middle school bus driver. She was nice!

Title: Re: Why are bus drivers always arseholes?
Post by: Tauntaun on February 01, 2007, 11:40:21 AM

I had this one bus driver in elementary school that I'm pretty sure used to drink, he had that drunk slur going on.  The one thing I remember about him is one time he was asking this hefty girl how many centimeters could she fart (a stupid question but not if you've been drinking).  Yeah I'm glad we got a new bus driver pretty soon after that. 

Title: Re: Why are bus drivers always arseholes?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 01, 2007, 11:44:09 AM

Quote from: Tauntaun on February 01, 2007, 11:40:21 AM

I had this one bus driver in elementary school that I'm pretty sure used to drink, he had that drunk slur going on.  The one thing I remember about him is one time he was asking this hefty girl how many centimeters could she fart (a stupid question but not if you've been drinking).  Yeah I'm glad we got a new bus driver pretty soon after that. 

 :lol :lol :lol

Title: Re: Why are bus drivers always arseholes?
Post by: HomShaBom on February 01, 2007, 11:47:18 AM

Because they realize what failures they are. Who the fuck wants to be a bus driver for the rest of their lives? No future at all.

Title: Re: Why are bus drivers always arseholes?
Post by: Mupepe on February 01, 2007, 11:57:34 AM

Quote from: HomShaBom on February 01, 2007, 11:47:18 AM

Because they realize what failures they are. Who the fuck wants to be a bus driver for the rest of their lives? No future at all.

The sky is the limit!  They could eventually be the scheduler!  Or is there possibly like Lead Bus Driver?  So you can be like Bus #32, quit playing on the radio!!!  I dunno.  I'm trying to be positive.