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Title: Rip big Kim
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on April 25, 2020, 02:13:30 PM
https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/25/north-korea-dictator-kim-jong-un-dead-dies-heart-surgery-reports/

Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 25, 2020, 02:17:36 PM
Is TMZ known for their NK reporting? 
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Pissy F Benny on April 25, 2020, 02:18:11 PM
The one hurts almost as much as when pac died :tocry
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: bork on April 25, 2020, 02:18:56 PM
Not confirmed yet.
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: VomKriege on April 25, 2020, 02:19:04 PM
Is TMZ known for their NK reporting?

https://www.tmz.com/2019/10/16/kim-jong-un-rides-horse-paekdu-mountain-north-korea/ (https://www.tmz.com/2019/10/16/kim-jong-un-rides-horse-paekdu-mountain-north-korea/)
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: bork on April 25, 2020, 02:19:56 PM
https://nypost.com/2020/04/25/north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-un-rumored-to-be-dead/
Quote
Kim Jong Un is rumored to be dead, according to a Hong Kong broadcast network, while a Japanese magazine is reporting that North Korea’s rocket man is in a “vegetative state” after he underwent heart surgery earlier this month.

A vice director of HKSTV Hong Kong Satellite Television, a Beijing-backed broadcast network in Hong Kong, claimed that Kim was dead, citing a “very solid source.” Her post on the Chinese messaging app Weibo has been shared widely on social media, according to a report in the International Business Times.

Other unconfirmed reports, attributed to senior party sources in Beijing, said an operation to insert a stent went wrong because the surgeon’s hands were shaking so badly.
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: BisMarckie on April 25, 2020, 02:20:08 PM
I thought internet entrepreneur Kim Dot Com passed away  >:(
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: nudemacusers on April 25, 2020, 02:20:23 PM
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/0057105b0e35124d0675191774711927/tenor.gif?itemid=11990958)
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: team filler on April 25, 2020, 02:21:29 PM
 ::) let me know when mainland chiner reports it
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Himu on April 25, 2020, 02:21:32 PM
It's just a rumor.
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Propagandhim on April 25, 2020, 02:30:49 PM
Pouring out a warmbier for this fatso
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: nachobro on April 25, 2020, 02:37:42 PM
::) let me know when mainland chiner reports it
personally i'll wait for rodman to report it
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on April 25, 2020, 02:40:06 PM
Tmz knew that slipknots bassist had died. And he wore a mask. Wake up people. They got their sources.
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Nintex on April 25, 2020, 02:54:20 PM
Here's what I gathered so far reading the different pieces of the puzzle:
- Kim collapsed, rushed to hospital, North Korea signaled China for help
- China was prepared to send a team but it would take some time to get them to Kim's location
- North Korean doctors (one of them trained in China) feared the help would not arrive in time as Kim's condition worsened
- The North Korean doctors decided to operate on their own, one of them was apparently nervous to operate on the body of dear leader
- A procedure that should've taken 30 seconds to a minute took a full 8 minutes, leaving Kim in a vegetative state
- Kim being obese apparently also complicated the procedure
- North Korea once more asked Chinese doctors to help, hoping that they could perhaps do something to save dear leader
- The Chinese concluded that Kim was already (brain) dead and nothing could be done
- China has mobilized border forces and activated their agents in case Kim's sister turns to the US (after all she spearheaded the diplomatic efforts between Trump/Kim)
- North Korea has mobilized ICBM launchers during the last 48 hours

Tomorrow there is a big celebration in North Korea.
So they could announce his death and successor soon.

The biggest Dutch newspaper reported on his death yesterday. Followed by Turkish outlets.
Some high up news person in Hong Kong also broke the story early along with sources in Japan.
Although reports from Japan indicated he's still in a vegetative state and not dead yet.
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: nudemacusers on April 25, 2020, 03:05:27 PM
Tmz knew that slipknots bassist had died. And he wore a mask. Wake up people. They got their sources.
We all wear masks, bb.
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: paprikastaude on April 25, 2020, 03:08:12 PM
I'm not seeing this anywhere else :gurl
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Nintex on April 25, 2020, 03:09:56 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWeC-qpXkAEpVj5?format=jpg)
4
D
Chess
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 25, 2020, 03:10:36 PM
Ya but if TMZ gets this right everyone will be like TMZ is credible because they said Kimmy died, and if they get it wrong no one will remember. 
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: toku on April 25, 2020, 03:10:55 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/2226PLh.gif)
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Nintex on April 25, 2020, 03:14:43 PM
https://twitter.com/Kca_14/status/1254123132971028481 (https://twitter.com/Kca_14/status/1254123132971028481)

https://twitter.com/manbearpiggins/status/1254115762324807680 (https://twitter.com/manbearpiggins/status/1254115762324807680)

Keep losing communists :snob
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: thisismyusername on April 25, 2020, 09:23:19 PM
Shits getting serious now:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1253811177978822658
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: BIONIC on April 25, 2020, 09:40:08 PM
Someone make this into a frowny face

:juche
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 25, 2020, 11:11:54 PM
Is Lil Kim still okay?
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: benjipwns on April 25, 2020, 11:14:42 PM
I don't see anything on KCNA. :idont
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 25, 2020, 11:28:54 PM
Does the wife get buried alive with the dead dictator? I forget how these death cults work.
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: team filler on April 25, 2020, 11:48:28 PM
rodman is king now, but no power. he's just like the first lady to mistress kim yo jongi dictator bae  :heart
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Tripon on April 25, 2020, 11:50:01 PM
https://twitter.com/bablurockzzzz/status/1254214900575924224
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 25, 2020, 11:52:18 PM
#Kim Jong Undead
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: BIONIC on April 25, 2020, 11:57:58 PM
#Kim Jong Undead

Someone make this into a zombie face

:juche
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: MMaRsu on April 26, 2020, 06:15:22 AM
He was too good for this world
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: MMaRsu on April 26, 2020, 06:15:36 AM
wait   ??? ???
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Nintex on April 26, 2020, 07:36:40 PM
In China, increased military activity along the border with North Korea. including bridges and other equipment needed for invasion.

https://twitter.com/Robin579384016/status/1254317366848000000 (https://twitter.com/Robin579384016/status/1254317366848000000)

https://twitter.com/Robin579384016/status/1254512091794268160 (https://twitter.com/Robin579384016/status/1254512091794268160)
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Don Rumata on April 26, 2020, 10:15:35 PM
Someone make this into a frowny face

:juche
(https://i.imgur.com/epXfwOR.png)
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 01, 2020, 07:44:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CVGDPqnZj8
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: nachobro on May 01, 2020, 07:44:51 PM
:bow welcome back to the god :bow2

(https://i.imgur.com/BA3T6wi.jpg?1)

:juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche :juche
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Transhuman on May 01, 2020, 07:55:47 PM
I don't know if I should trust what North Korean state media says. Are they left-wing or right-wing?
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: nachobro on May 01, 2020, 07:59:11 PM
Someone should make a Reasonable Doubt album cover shop of that pic.

(https://i.imgur.com/VXH5i1q.png)
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: thisismyusername on May 01, 2020, 11:25:18 PM
His little sister right now:

(https://i.imgur.com/FOD7cW0.gif)
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Pissy F Benny on May 01, 2020, 11:54:27 PM
 :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: team filler on May 02, 2020, 12:13:15 AM
 :kermit
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Pissy F Benny on May 02, 2020, 12:21:35 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/eSuD1yI.jpg)

:bow :bow :bow :bow :bow :bow2 :bow2 :bow2 :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 02, 2020, 01:28:36 AM
So it took a few weeks to fatten up a look a like?
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 02, 2020, 01:33:47 AM
has TMZ ever been this loud wrong before? They usually get it right.

Edit: looks like they were just passing along reports they head from Japan/China.
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: OnlyRegret on May 02, 2020, 01:36:51 AM
it's a sign, I must master the Juche
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: brawndolicious on May 02, 2020, 01:38:03 AM
It’s weird how in sports media, if you get the facts wrong (even something as benign as prematurely announcing a transaction) you get your name dragged through the mud and lose your audience.

Mistakenly kill off a world leader and everyone just shrugs their shoulders. Where is the examination in where this report started and who was responsible? Seems like that person or organization needs to shamed.

Is he absolutely confirmed to be alive? Like is there proof those pictures are new or that it isn't a body double?

To be clear, the second part is not racist because it's intentional. And because Kim looks VERY different than the average North Korean.
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 02, 2020, 02:14:06 AM
Sorry, I posted shit without reading the link. Then realized the link had all my answers. That’s usually how I post, just spurt out some dumb shit like a pile of mashed potatoes then slowly mold them into shape in successive edits.

—//—


I dug around some more and it looks like the first reports came from a former N.K. Defector that’s now a S.K. Lawmaker.

i Seong-ho, who earned a proportional representation seat of a minor party in the country’s April 15 elections, told Yonhap News Agency he believes Kim died after his recent surgery and that North Korea will announce it this weekend.

“I’ve wondered how long he could have endured after cardiovascular surgery. I’ve been informed that Kim died last weekend,” Ji told the outlet. “It is not 100 percent certain, but I can say the possibility is 99 percent. North Korea is believed to be grappling with a complicated succession issue
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: EVOL on May 02, 2020, 04:24:14 AM
The original reports were sourced from the Korean equivalent of Breitbart and other political grifters like that dude Ji. Western news agencies don't really seem to know that a lot of these NK defectors are conmen who make their living through fearmongering and overcompensation for their bootlicking past.

Dunno about the Chinese reports but the singular Japanese report came from Shukan Gendai, a rag which has the oh-so acclaimed journalistic past of being warned by the Japanese government for publishing a bunch of pictures of vaginas.

This was always a bunch of fucking nothing.
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: team filler on May 02, 2020, 07:44:49 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/66lXF4f.jpg)
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Nintex on May 02, 2020, 08:10:00 AM
"I know how he's doing relatively speaking" :trumps
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2020, 10:44:48 AM
They should have included a picture of him holding a calendar and pointing to May 2.
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 02, 2020, 11:09:31 AM
How do we know its him
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: nachobro on May 02, 2020, 11:14:16 AM
They should have included a picture of him holding a calendar and pointing to May 2.
they pretty much did. :lol had him standing in front of a big background with 2020 5 1 on it in the official video

(https://i.imgur.com/nuqp4Wx.png)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_23U7aICkJs

the hot NK jams kick in at 31:24
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Tripon on May 02, 2020, 01:49:20 PM
https://twitter.com/ebere_danny/status/1256524663146119168
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: team filler on May 02, 2020, 02:07:31 PM
https://twitter.com/telesurenglish/status/1256637073567543297

 :pimp
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Nintex on May 02, 2020, 02:13:26 PM
Dear leader needed some time to play Final Fantasy VII Remake
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: MMaRsu on May 02, 2020, 03:07:10 PM
Aww I thought he was dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn6GbXZCt-o&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Pissy F Benny on May 02, 2020, 04:46:46 PM
He had to live to stop his sister from becoming the worlds first e-thot dictator :tocry
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: benjipwns on May 02, 2020, 05:06:55 PM
More egg on the face for the unregulated Western media which will just report any imperialist rumor, meanwhile KCNA goes straight to the source and gets the true story to report.
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 02, 2020, 09:06:53 PM
trying to think of another classic hiphop album that would fit but I ain't got a clue.

(https://i.imgur.com/nRjgN9P.jpg)

Feminism loses again, Patriarchy remains undefeated.  :hitler
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: team filler on May 03, 2020, 03:50:12 AM
https://twitter.com/Rover829/status/1256841829825212416

 :pimp
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Momo on May 03, 2020, 01:44:16 PM
Never believed this but enjoyed the memes quite a bit, wish he let it go on longer  :engel
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Pissy F Benny on May 03, 2020, 01:51:54 PM
I wonder if he knows that he’s a meme king :mynicca
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: curly on May 03, 2020, 01:54:17 PM
Kim Yo Jong never going to break that glass ceiling :stahp
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 03, 2020, 02:48:45 PM
It's hard to believe a place (the internet) that birthed a place focused on the intersection of authoritarianism and hot asian women (4chan) could love a crazy hot Asian potential dictator, no? Haha jk

https://twitter.com/BeijingPalmer/status/1255924265578303489
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: team filler on May 03, 2020, 03:02:49 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: curly on May 03, 2020, 03:06:13 PM
boomer media :stahp
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: team filler on May 03, 2020, 03:55:29 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/hYpmnaC.jpg)
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Tripon on June 14, 2020, 03:39:23 PM
https://twitter.com/Rover829/status/1272035732492742657

Kim Jon Un apparently back in hiding as well.
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Nintex on June 14, 2020, 05:04:48 PM
Is it finally happening? Dictator-chan?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWiAdxfUEAAq5zL?format=jpg)

Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Pissy F Benny on June 14, 2020, 06:44:54 PM
If jongy dies the hopes and dreams of a generation dies with him  :juchesad
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Nintex on June 16, 2020, 12:32:42 PM
So they blew up a building along the border for meetings for something
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: bork on June 16, 2020, 12:50:10 PM
Quote
North Korea has blown up a joint liaison office used for talks between itself and South Korea, the latest sign that ties between the two longtime adversaries are rapidly deteriorating.

North Korean state media reported that the four-story building, which is located in the town of Kaesong on the North Korean side of the demilitarized zone that divides the two Koreas, was "completely destroyed by a "terrific explosion" at 2:50 p.m. local time.

.....

But the destruction of a building meant to facilitate dialogue, paid for by South Korea and sitting on North Korean soil, is highly symbolic. It may mark a turning point in relations between two countries that had committed themselves to "a new era of peace" fewer than three years ago.

North Korea framed its decision to destroy the liaison office as a retaliatory measure after a group of defectors used balloons to send anti-North Korean leaflets north of the DMZ.

More good news in 2020.
 :juchesad
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 16, 2020, 12:58:38 PM
They blew up a building on the North Korean side of the border to send a message. :rollsafe
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 16, 2020, 04:52:10 PM
Kim's mad that no one is paying attention to him anymore.
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Nintex on August 23, 2020, 05:33:29 PM
After passing on some powers to his sister last week, he is now reportedly in a coma

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1297630064058785793 (https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1297630064058785793)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EgIeu2vWoAEC2AA?format=jpg)
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: team filler on August 23, 2020, 05:39:59 PM
this is just the daddy p saga adapted for north korea  :doge
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 23, 2020, 05:40:33 PM
Ya but if TMZ gets this right everyone will be like TMZ is credible because they said Kimmy died, and if they get it wrong no one will remember. 
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Tripon on August 23, 2020, 05:44:15 PM
Ya but if TMZ gets this right everyone will be like TMZ is credible because they said Kimmy died, and if they get it wrong no one will remember. 

But you remembered.
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: team filler on August 23, 2020, 07:31:44 PM
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/does-vladimir-putin-have-aspergers-syndrome/

does kim jongi have uwu syndrome (https://i.imgur.com/jp5Pk4n.png)
Title: Re: Rip big Kim
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 23, 2020, 11:48:22 PM
Kim’s all-meat diet is finally paying off.