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Title: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2020, 04:53:27 PM
 Harry Potter sucks balls. When remembering it you question how it was ever popular. John Williams probably made more HP fans with that score of his than Rowling.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Pissy F Benny on April 28, 2020, 04:55:13 PM
True badass fact: I've never seen (other than a trailer/ad) or read any Harry Potter material  ;)

:ego :ego :ego
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 28, 2020, 04:57:14 PM
I feel like this is your third anti-HP thread?  HP has some seriously good writing in it (and some pretty poor stuff).  Arguably it's not great fantasy, but its really good for young adult lit. 
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Post by: Momo on April 28, 2020, 04:57:28 PM
Same, have never seen or read any of that shit
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2020, 04:58:04 PM
True badass fact: I've never seen (other than a trailer/ad) or read any Harry Potter material  ;)

:ego :ego :ego

You're very lucky.

kids liked it.

the end.

PD and I were fans even in college and the series has a massive adult fanbase even when it first started to get popular.

So it really ain't the end and doesn't explain what crack we were smoking.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2020, 04:58:44 PM
I feel like this is your third anti-HP thread?  HP has some seriously good writing in it (and some pretty poor stuff).  Arguably it's not great fantasy, but its really good for young adult lit.

Is it? I'm getting old.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Momo on April 28, 2020, 04:59:01 PM
Wait I'm lying, I watched that Beasts of Eddie Redmayne boogaloo, but only cause I have a straight guy crush on Eddie Redmayne
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Don Rumata on April 28, 2020, 05:01:32 PM
True badass fact: I've never seen (other than a trailer/ad) or read any Harry Potter material  ;)

:ego :ego :ego
Me neither.  :idont
Big contrarian vibes when it came out, and then i was too old to start.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 28, 2020, 05:03:29 PM
I was late high school before I read them I think.  Maybe uni.  I don't think I watched any of them until after I read the books.  The movies aren't that good outside of 5 and 6. 
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Momo on April 28, 2020, 05:03:30 PM
Can we do Hunger Games next? I want to see how many more people I can safely disregard  :engel
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: mormapope on April 28, 2020, 05:04:42 PM
I remember reading a few books and seeing a few movies.

It's one of few fantasy franchises that have a lot of women as diehard fans. Every other adult woman I've known or dated loves Harry Potter. Even though I don't understand the appeal behind it so many years later, it's fanbase is pretty nontoxic imo.

Can't say that about many fambases.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2020, 05:07:36 PM
I remember reading a few books and seeing a few movies.

It's one of few fantasy franchises that have a lot of women as diehard fans. Every other adult woman I've known or dated loves Harry Potter. Even though I don't understand the appeal behind it so many years later, it's fanbase is pretty nontoxic imo.

Can't say that about many fambases.

The fanbase is fine. I'm just trying to understand the appeal. I was a big fan and even I don't know why.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: thisismyusername on April 28, 2020, 05:08:00 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/readanotherbook/

That aside: I stopped with Book 4. I should go back and buy/finish Book 5-7, but I just fell out of it. There was just other shit I had to do that I fell out of it.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: team filler on April 28, 2020, 05:08:03 PM
whoremainey grew up to be hot  :shaq
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Momo on April 28, 2020, 05:09:38 PM
whoremainey grew up to be hot  :shaq
she's the blond in that underwater movie right? Or is she from some other kids fantasy series?
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Ghoul on April 28, 2020, 05:10:31 PM
whoremainey grew up to be hot  :shaq

Yeah but she's fucking weird breh.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: team filler on April 28, 2020, 05:13:00 PM
whoremainey grew up to be hot  :shaq
she's the blond in that underwater movie right? Or is she from some other kids fantasy series?
(https://i.imgur.com/NdKRXY7.jpg)
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Tasty on April 28, 2020, 05:38:06 PM
The books are really good YA books way before that genre got raped to death by publishers, topped off with a satisfying ending by an author at the top of her game at the end of something she clearly planned out (well.) (It's unfortunate how sharp the drop off after that is, though...)

The movies are serviceable-to-decent PG-13 action/YA flicks elevated slightly by a cast of pretty stellar veteran actors and increasing budgets. Prisoner of Azkaban, having been directed by Alfonso Cuarón (Children of Men, Gravity), is the best of the bunch and great just on its own merits.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Tasty on April 28, 2020, 05:40:59 PM
I feel like this is your third anti-HP thread?  HP has some seriously good writing in it (and some pretty poor stuff).  Arguably it's not great fantasy, but its really good for young adult lit. 

Marry me :rejoice
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Mandark on April 28, 2020, 05:42:22 PM
Let's repurpose this thread to hate on the Dresden Files.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 28, 2020, 05:44:04 PM
Let's repurpose this thread to hate on the Dresden Files.

No fuck you don't you even dare.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Tasty on April 28, 2020, 05:48:24 PM
I think it's a legit cool world. :-[

Harry Potter World at Universal or whatever is like my dream. 😍

Wanna go there and choose my wand. 😍
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: toku on April 28, 2020, 05:48:32 PM
Read the first four books in a week to impress a girl in grade school. I'm still an idiot.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Tasty on April 28, 2020, 05:49:45 PM
Read the first four books in a week to impress a girl in grade school. I'm still an idiot.

Impressive reading skills tho damn. It took me like two months over the summer to get through the fourth on its own. :whew
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: VomKriege on April 28, 2020, 05:50:06 PM
READ SETTLERS OF CATTAN
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Mandark on April 28, 2020, 05:50:20 PM
Harry Poopoo Peepee is fine, it's children's entertainment. Everyone just gets mad about it now because some adults use it as a worldview, Read Another Book etc

It's kind of funny the lather people (twitter leftists) work themselves up into over people making HP references.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2020, 05:50:33 PM
I think it's a legit cool world. :-[

Harry Potter World at Universal or whatever is like my dream. 😍

Wanna go there and choose my wand. 😍

But it's a country. Not a world. A major flaw is you have no idea what's happening outside England. It's such a small world.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 28, 2020, 05:52:02 PM
Everyone just gets mad about it now because some adults use it as a worldview, Read Another Book etc
even this gets overstated, lets be real

edit: and mandark already did this post. now i see why he’s thebore’s most reviled forums poster
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Tasty on April 28, 2020, 05:52:18 PM
I think it's a legit cool world. :-[

Harry Potter World at Universal or whatever is like my dream. 😍

Wanna go there and choose my wand. 😍

But it's a country. Not a world. A major flaw is you have no idea what's happening outside England. It's such a small world.

You get more of a sense in the Fantastic Beasts movies which are canon to the books like DB Super is canon to the manga. Turns out America (at least in the 1920s) is fucking boring lmao.

But even beyond that the mechanics of how everything works is more what I meant. And IIRC they do go to various other countries in Yurop by the end of the series.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 28, 2020, 05:52:38 PM
Read the first four books in a week to impress a girl in grade school. I'm still an idiot.

Impressive reading skills tho damn. It took me like two months over the summer to get through the fourth on its own. :whew

He did this last week.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Tasty on April 28, 2020, 05:53:25 PM
Describing it as British shonen is pretty apt I feel. Kudos whoever drew that comparison.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: thisismyusername on April 28, 2020, 05:55:14 PM
Wanna go there and choose my wand. 😍

...You already have a wand... :doge
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: team filler on April 28, 2020, 05:57:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MaFcu9JTJY
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Momo on April 28, 2020, 05:58:25 PM
Can we talk about how Dune (only the Frank Herbert stuff) is amazing and anyone that doesn't agree can fuck off right into a sandworm's ass?
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Trent Dole on April 28, 2020, 05:58:33 PM
HP is fine as long as you ignore that the author has completely lost her damn mind since writing it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1RMITgiPyk
Can we talk about how Dune (only the Frank Herbert stuff) is amazing and anyone that doesn't agree can fuck off right into a sandworm's ass?
The first 3-4 Dune books are great stuff. They steadily decline in quality so when you stop feeling it just put the series away entirely. At some point one of his kids since picked the series back up and has been steadily been writing books even worse than their father's bottom tier material. :stahp
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Mandark on April 28, 2020, 05:59:02 PM
The first book is basically an homage to Roald Dahl (orphaned British child living in comical levels of deprivation and/or abuse is given a magical escape). When various younger family members were reading HP I used it as a chance to buy them some Dahl books and foist my own childhood on them.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 28, 2020, 05:59:44 PM
The world-building from a long term perspective is one of the worst parts of HP.  Most fantasy elements are introduced in the same book in which they are used to solve some problems, and often it's just right before.  This might have been OK in books 1 and 2 but it goes right till the end.  The Horcruxes and deathly hollows being the worst offenses since they retcon other stuff to do it.  The fact that we don't see much of the outside world is because that was never needed to solve any of their problems. 
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Tasty on April 28, 2020, 06:01:24 PM
Wanna go there and choose my wand. 😍

...You already have a wand... :doge

One that's magic. :doge
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: mormapope on April 28, 2020, 06:02:11 PM
Atlus making a Persona-esque Harry Potter licensed game would be pretty great. Social links influencing spells and Patronus stuff, all the different classes, dungeon crawling amounting to exploring Hogwarts and being teleported somewhere.



Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Mandark on April 28, 2020, 06:02:33 PM
Let's repurpose this thread to hate on the Dresden Files.

I read like 12 of these books from my YA years to early adulthood and they're all terrible. but they're openly garbage and never pretended to be anything but that.

Yeah I binged on the Spenser books in my teens and even back then reading them together made the formula hard to ignore.

I didn't try Dresden Files until later on and I think it was after reading Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell. That was a mistake.
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Post by: thisismyusername on April 28, 2020, 06:03:07 PM
Wanna go there and choose my wand. 😍

...You already have a wand... :doge

One that's magic. :doge

...Yours shoots white stuff... technically that's magic. :doge
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Tasty on April 28, 2020, 06:03:38 PM
...Expecto patronum? :uguu
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 28, 2020, 06:03:52 PM
Let's repurpose this thread to hate on the Dresden Files.

I read like 12 of these books from my YA years to early adulthood and they're all terrible. but they're openly garbage and never pretended to be anything but that.

I honestly can not even conceive of a person who can read Dresden past Changes and still think they are terrible.  They are pure pulp but the highest quality pulp. The first 2.5 are not good but after that, they just keep getting better.   
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Post by: Steve Contra on April 28, 2020, 06:05:59 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/readanotherbook/

That aside: I stopped with Book 4. I should go back and buy/finish Book 5-7, but I just fell out of it. There was just other shit I had to do that I fell out of it.
I stopped after the fourth one as well. Everything started to feel real contrived even by YA/fantasy standards. I went back years later and watched the movies and it confirmed that I was right in doing so. The third book and especially movie adaptation are great though.

Wanna go there and choose my wand. 😍

...You already have a wand... :doge

One that's magic. :doge

...Yours shoots white stuff... technically that's magic. :doge
And magic where that leads you to watch increasingly weird porn to perform is probably not the best kind of magic.
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Post by: thisismyusername on April 28, 2020, 06:07:36 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/g714w1/the_real_political_compass/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

(https://i.redd.it/92azxbk8rou41.jpg)

https://www.reddit.com/r/readanotherbook/

That aside: I stopped with Book 4. I should go back and buy/finish Book 5-7, but I just fell out of it. There was just other shit I had to do that I fell out of it.
I stopped after the fourth one as well. Everything started to feel real contrived even by YA/fantasy standards. I went back years later and watched the movies and it confirmed that I was right in doing so. The third book and especially movie adaptation are great though.

I didn't mind it, but the years wait when she was apparently on like book 6-7 at the time really soured me. This was back in like 7th grade, so Book 1-3 were already out, 8th was book 4. And then while waiting for that, I got into the Hobbit (finished that in like a week) and then started the Lord of the Rings (since the movies were coming out) and that took me like all of high-school and I never went back to 5-7 because at that point I was already doing high-school course-work and reading LotR in my spare-time, playing GTA, Q3A, etc.
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Post by: Mandark on April 28, 2020, 06:14:17 PM
It's totally overstated like everything else on twitter and I originally wanted to put (a small subset of) in my post before I rewrote it but there's just too many good jokes about the relationship The Libs have to the reanimated corpse of dead children's properties but maybe we're all enslaved to that seeing as how we're posting on a spinoff section of a videogame forum in our 30s-50's. I'll leave the analysis of the ideological evolution of the Lion King property to Zizek.

If anything I think irony posters' hate-obsession with HP and The West Wing gives ammo for the idea that American "leftists" are just libs with a different aesthetic.
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 28, 2020, 06:14:52 PM
The fact that we don't see much of the outside world is because that was never needed to solve any of their problems.
back of the napkin analysis: it might be a standard ya trope to isolate your setting from adult influence. rowling does that twice by having the magic world hermetically sealed off from the normal world and then hogwarts sealed off from the rest of the magic world. like a series of matryoshka dolls. then she tried to make the stakes of world-significance in the last three books but all the locations where shit goes down are...the school, the ministry of magic, and their appendages. its like the credits roll of a jrpg where your character travels back through all the plot beats in reverse order
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: toku on April 28, 2020, 06:15:24 PM
Read the first four books in a week to impress a girl in grade school. I'm still an idiot.

Impressive reading skills tho damn. It took me like two months over the summer to get through the fourth on its own. :whew

He did this last week.

suck my dick bro
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Post by: Steve Contra on April 28, 2020, 06:17:02 PM
If you’re really going to go all in on hating a fan base at least do some public good and make it adult Disney fans
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Post by: Mandark on April 28, 2020, 06:19:23 PM
Yeah, pretty clear the HP series wasn't constructed to accommodate the high stakes and breadth of conflict that were in the last couple books, similar to how ASOAIF's ever-increasing entropy has made it impossible for Martin to wrap things up.
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Post by: Himu on April 28, 2020, 06:22:33 PM
If you’re really going to go all in on hating a fan base at least do some public good and make it adult Disney fans

I don't hate the fanbase. I just don't get the appeal of them. I don't even remember why I liked them. The characters? But Harry sucks and Ron is even more sucky.
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 28, 2020, 06:23:07 PM
It's totally overstated like everything else on twitter and I originally wanted to put (a small subset of) in my post before I rewrote it but there's just too many good jokes about the relationship The Libs have to the reanimated corpse of dead children's properties
oh yeah, the books worldview is dumb. but also endlessly fun to make fun of cause rowling’s so loudly a boring ass burkean lib dem. but its like mandark said, once that fun crosses over into demonizing the fanbase as just-not-getting-it is where the brainworms start to set in. which is itself funny because those people are ostensibly left of center yet unaware that theyre doing consumerist moral psychology

(https://i.redd.it/92azxbk8rou41.jpg)
slytherin are the closest analogues to literal nazis i can think of in popular fiction. this is brilliant metacommentary that op needs to hateread another book
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Post by: El Babua on April 28, 2020, 06:23:25 PM
Harry Potter would be better if he smoked weed
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 28, 2020, 06:25:59 PM
The fact that we don't see much of the outside world is because that was never needed to solve any of their problems.
back of the napkin analysis: it might be a standard ya trope to isolate your setting from adult influence. rowling does that twice by having the magic world hermetically sealed off from the normal world and then hogwarts sealed off from the rest of the magic world. like a series of matryoshka dolls. then she tried to make the stakes of world-significance in the last three books but all the locations where shit goes down are...the school, the ministry of magic, and their appendages. its like the credits roll of a jrpg where your character travels back through all the plot beats in reverse order

I get your point and its true, however, world-building doesn't need to be directly tied to the characters' problems.  For example, they take a history class but don't use that as an opportunity to have a few throwaway lines to mention what is outside the UK.  Like it should have been mentioned that there were the French and Russian schools before the book they appear in.  Not to mention Grindelwald etc.  YA books are restricted in how much extra stuff they can include but these kinds of things could have added much-needed worldbuilding and, more importantly, foreshadowing.  Instead, I feel like she left most of this unsaid so that that it could be new to Harry (and thus the reader) when it becomes necessary, which is good writing for books 1-3 but not so good as the audience becomes accustomed to the world, even if they are kids. 
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Post by: Steve Contra on April 28, 2020, 06:26:08 PM
Yeah, pretty clear the HP series wasn't constructed to accommodate the high stakes and breadth of conflict that were in the last couple books, similar to how ASOAIF's ever-increasing entropy has made it impossible for Martin to wrap things up.
at least in asoiaf the central characters would be the central characters in a continent wide war. The strain of keeping children as the center of the events of Harry Potter killed the later books.
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Post by: Mandark on April 28, 2020, 06:27:54 PM
If you’re really going to go all in on hating a fan base at least do some public good and make it adult Disney fans

I don't have the fanbase. I just don't get the appeal of them. I don't even remember why I liked them. The characters? But Harry sucks and Ron is even more sucky.

Young people like the idea of being able to escape mundane, stressful circumstances and go to a wondrous place where they meet new friends, have crazy adventures, and are told they are special.

:yeshrug
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 28, 2020, 06:30:45 PM
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are the closest analogues to literal nazis i can think of in popular fiction. this is brilliant metacommentary that op needs to hateread another book
like, if anything, all the houses are in the top right -except hufflepuff because they arent even on the chart- and the author is clueless about this.
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Post by: Tasty on April 28, 2020, 06:31:12 PM
I remember turning 10 and waiting for my Hogwarts letter. :uguu
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Post by: thisismyusername on April 28, 2020, 06:44:27 PM
I remember turning 10 and waiting for my Hogwarts letter. :uguu

God, you really are a child. (Though Shosta has now beat you)

the reason rowling never touched on the outside world is simple: she's english.

Or because she really couldn't world-build worth a damn. :doge
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 28, 2020, 06:48:00 PM
i think its more she chose to world build at all rather than that she just did it poorly

also, brehs, the second movie is three hours long :dead. who the fuck ok’d this??
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Post by: Lonewulfeus on April 28, 2020, 06:50:00 PM
HP is a great introduction to low fantasy and still a decent story.  Just don’t pay attention to anything Rowling says about the universe post book 7 and you’re golden.  Also the cormoran strike books are great mystery novels.  Rowling’s strength was always in characterization and overarching narrative to the detriment of the little details.  I still do a read through every now and again when I’m feeling down and want a comfort read.
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Post by: thisismyusername on April 28, 2020, 06:54:08 PM
i think its more she chose to world build at all rather than that she just did it poorly

I mean, it's both. But she really can't world-build.

"The wizards just vanish their poop."

Where the fuck does it it go then? The shadow realm? "*shrug*"
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2020, 07:00:24 PM
HP is meant to be an introduction to young adult literature. Not

1) The only book/series you read
2) the only fiction you reference as a 30+ year old person
3) the only...haha remember when you guys tried to mail Deathly Hallows spoilers to my house in 2007
 :umad


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Post by: Nintex on April 28, 2020, 07:09:20 PM
I remember it bothered me to no end that people assumed I had seen and liked Harry Potter.  :doge

Harry Potter never interested me in the slightest, it always looked like a dumb over produced kids movie to me.
And around the peak of the Harry Potter nonsense actually good shit like Lord of the Rings released which was mind blowing for 12 - 16 year old Nintex.
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Post by: Himu on April 28, 2020, 07:12:31 PM

(https://i.redd.it/92azxbk8rou41.jpg)
slytherin are the closest analogues to literal nazis i can think of in popular fiction. this is brilliant metacommentary that op needs to hateread another book

Zeon.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: thisismyusername on April 28, 2020, 07:17:12 PM
3) the only...haha remember when you guys tried to mail Deathly Hallows spoilers to my house in 2007
 :umad

 :doge
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Post by: Great Rumbler on April 28, 2020, 07:18:49 PM
i think its more she chose to world build at all rather than that she just did it poorly

I mean, it's both. But she really can't world-build.

"The wizards just vanish their poop."

Where the fuck does it it go then? The shadow realm? "*shrug*"

It gets sent to unimportant countries in Africa, Asia, and South America.
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Post by: thisismyusername on April 28, 2020, 07:20:52 PM
i think its more she chose to world build at all rather than that she just did it poorly

I mean, it's both. But she really can't world-build.

"The wizards just vanish their poop."

Where the fuck does it it go then? The shadow realm? "*shrug*"

It gets sent to unimportant countries in Africa, Asia, and South America.

Now this is TERF-y Rowling Praxis™.

Let's repurpose this thread to hate on the Dresden Files.

I don't think I know what that is.

...And that's a good thing.
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Post by: curly on April 28, 2020, 07:21:49 PM
It was alright ya lit. The world was pretty fun, got dumb once Rowling felt the need to go dark in the last couple. Think I read the fourth book 20+ times over the course of a summer when I was a kid.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2020, 07:23:16 PM
Many of the issues I have with HP really make me come back to "but dude, it's kid shit and Rowling didn't think this through at all." Like how the world never really expands in any logical or meaningful way, or how Harry constantly makes colossal mistakes yet there are next to no consequences for anything he does.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Tasty on April 28, 2020, 07:23:40 PM
Shosta was probably born the same year Philosopher's/Sorcerer's came out (or later.) :snoop
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: StealthFan on April 28, 2020, 07:27:19 PM
Had to watch the last one in a homeless shelter eight years ago. I thought the magic streams was a whack ass thing to have in a huge budget film.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 28, 2020, 07:34:04 PM
Movies do kinda suck. Books just read in a pulpy crack bump sorta way that makes them easy to breeze through
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 28, 2020, 07:36:02 PM
Let's repurpose this thread to hate on the Dresden Files.

I don't think I know what that is.

This should convince you to read them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F17zuaRJG0U

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It's legitimately good.
 
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Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: OnlyRegret on April 28, 2020, 07:38:32 PM
I remember turning 10 and waiting for my Hogwarts letter. :uguu

me too, it never came :'(
fun books for kids though, gets a little weird to see adults treat it as their bible x life code
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: naff on April 28, 2020, 07:39:39 PM
as a kid the fantasy i got really into was his dark materials, earthsea quartet, brian jacques redwall furry shit, hobbt/lotr, the riftwar saga and yeah harry potter. was a huge lotr/earthsea nerd, but all the potter books were really fun page turners. also, prisoner of azkaban is an ok-decent movie. still seems obvious to me why harry potter was good. yeah the writings bland, but the world is a cute fantasy for sad adults/kids to escape to where they're special just for being born. very similar to earthsea, but not as good. more easily consumable maybe? not that earthsea is dense, but it's not as fun and fantastic as harry potter.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: OnlyRegret on April 28, 2020, 07:40:31 PM
HP is a great introduction to low fantasy and still a decent story.  Just don’t pay attention to anything Rowling says about the universe post book 7 and you’re golden.  Also the cormoran strike books are great mystery novels.  Rowling’s strength was always in characterization and overarching narrative to the detriment of the little details.  I still do a read through every now and again when I’m feeling down and want a comfort read.

lol what

It was alright ya lit. The world was pretty fun, got dumb once Rowling felt the need to go dark in the last couple. Think I read the fourth book 20+ times over the course of a summer when I was a kid.

I reread a bunch of them as a kid too, 4th and 5th ones reread the most maybe
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2020, 07:43:21 PM
If we're dunking on YA can we all agree Ender's Game is and always was trash?

Maybe it's cause I read it as a teen after a zillion of my white american friends told me it's the greatest book ever that I came away despising it, but shit sucked.

I don't understand the enders game hype.

3) the only...haha remember when you guys tried to mail Deathly Hallows spoilers to my house in 2007
 :umad

I'm still sorry I missed this. It was either that or the st.corny story that made me feel like I arrived after a golden age had passed.

Snorenado tried to spoil me and PD.

Many of the issues I have with HP really make me come back to "but dude, it's kid shit and Rowling didn't think this through at all." Like how the world never really expands in any logical or meaningful way, or how Harry constantly makes colossal mistakes yet there are next to no consequences for anything he does.

I have a problem with excusing bad writing with "it's for children" when we have Roald Dahl and Charles Dickens existing.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2020, 07:43:59 PM
I'd go so far as to say Prisoner's Of Azkaban is a legit good movie.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 28, 2020, 07:44:45 PM
HP is a great introduction to low fantasy and still a decent story.  Just don’t pay attention to anything Rowling says about the universe post book 7 and you’re golden.  Also the cormoran strike books are great mystery novels.  Rowling’s strength was always in characterization and overarching narrative to the detriment of the little details.  I still do a read through every now and again when I’m feeling down and want a comfort read.

lol what

Low fantasy = Realistic world with some magics

High fantasy = Tolkien
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 28, 2020, 07:45:18 PM
as a kid the fantasy i got really into was his dark materials, earthsea quartet, brian jacques redwall furry shit, hobbt/lotr, the riftwar saga and yeah harry potter.

Same, brother. Same. :whew
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2020, 07:49:52 PM
HP is a great introduction to low fantasy and still a decent story.  Just don’t pay attention to anything Rowling says about the universe post book 7 and you’re golden.  Also the cormoran strike books are great mystery novels.  Rowling’s strength was always in characterization and overarching narrative to the detriment of the little details.  I still do a read through every now and again when I’m feeling down and want a comfort read.

lol what


Low fantasy = Realistic world with some magics

High fantasy = Tolkien

???

Isn't a better descriptor of Harry Potter urban fantasy? Because it's not low fantasy at all.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 28, 2020, 07:50:15 PM
tolkien, at least wrt other mythopoeic works, always gets referenced as low fantasy cause gandalf never turns his staff into a flamethrower
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: thisismyusername on April 28, 2020, 07:52:05 PM
tolkien, at least wrt other mythopoeic works, always gets referenced as low fantasy cause gandalf never turns his staff into a flamethrower

Then every DnD property is low-fantasy. :doge
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: naff on April 28, 2020, 07:53:03 PM
subgenre discussion  :doge

no1curr
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: OnlyRegret on April 28, 2020, 07:55:59 PM
HP is a great introduction to low fantasy and still a decent story.  Just don’t pay attention to anything Rowling says about the universe post book 7 and you’re golden.  Also the cormoran strike books are great mystery novels.  Rowling’s strength was always in characterization and overarching narrative to the detriment of the little details.  I still do a read through every now and again when I’m feeling down and want a comfort read.

lol what


Low fantasy = Realistic world with some magics

High fantasy = Tolkien

it's neither realistic or possessing "some" magics
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2020, 07:58:39 PM
tolkien, at least wrt other mythopoeic works, always gets referenced as low fantasy cause gandalf never turns his staff into a flamethrower

I prefer the term fantasy minimalist
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Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 28, 2020, 07:59:04 PM
tolkien, at least wrt other mythopoeic works, always gets referenced as low fantasy cause gandalf never turns his staff into a flamethrower

Then every DnD property is low-fantasy. :doge
you can throw fireballs in dnd, right?

the tvtropes definition of high fantasy is rough conformity to the lotr/dnd template. but one of the criteria is how ‘big’ the magic is
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: thisismyusername on April 28, 2020, 08:00:05 PM
tolkien, at least wrt other mythopoeic works, always gets referenced as low fantasy cause gandalf never turns his staff into a flamethrower

Then every DnD property is low-fantasy. :doge
you can throw fireballs in dnd, right?

the tvtropes definition of high fantasy is rough conformity to the lotr/dnd template. but one of the criteria is how ‘big’ the magic is

I mean, Tolkien is high-fantasy in the sense there's a fucking magic ring that is able to be pin-pointed if put on by a massive flaming magic eye... If that's low-fantasy, then nearly everything is.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: OnlyRegret on April 28, 2020, 08:02:34 PM
I think the issue is high fantasy is very much dominant over low fantasy dysentery and sparkles throwing village shaman to the point of blurring the lines of something already vague.
Need a higher fantasy class, or highest
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: naff on April 28, 2020, 08:04:00 PM
tolkien, at least wrt other mythopoeic works, always gets referenced as low fantasy cause gandalf never turns his staff into a flamethrower

Then every DnD property is low-fantasy. :doge
you can throw fireballs in dnd, right?

the tvtropes definition of high fantasy is rough conformity to the lotr/dnd template. but one of the criteria is how ‘big’ the magic is

I mean, Tolkien is high-fantasy in the sense there's a fucking magic ring that is able to be pin-pointed if put on by a massive flaming magic eye... If that's low-fantasy, then nearly everything is.

as a child, and perhaps an ignorance continuing into later life because of my aversion to specifying sub genre tropes, i thought High Fantasy was a reference to a specific kind of fantasy where magic was at it's height. elves, dragons, humans, and all manner of magical beasts roam the earth. it's just normal. and low fantasy is nearing the end of the magical era where it's quite special/weird to be a magician or have magic abilities, races other than humans are starting to wane or escape (e.g. LoTR Elves are leaving or have left to another land where they won't be bothered by human greed, similar to The Witcher, and magic ability is a fairly rare thing or even legend, and magical beasts like Dragons and Giants are all but gone). LoTR being somewhere kinda in the middle, it's got a lot of magical things, but they're relegated to the fringes of society. regular non-evil folks don't have much to do with it, and the revival of big magic is the evil doer turning up the heat.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: thisismyusername on April 28, 2020, 08:04:24 PM
In any case:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_fantasy

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High fantasy is set in an alternative, fictional ("secondary") world, rather than the "real" or "primary" world.[2] This secondary world is usually internally consistent, but its rules differ from those of the primary world. By contrast, low fantasy is characterized by being set in the primary or real world, or a rational and familiar fictional world with the inclusion of magical elements (the more correct term for this is magical realism)
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Mandark on April 28, 2020, 08:06:18 PM
The wildest thing about Enders game is that his genius siblings successfully conspire to manipulate world politics by shitposting online.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on April 28, 2020, 08:06:26 PM
I mean, Tolkien is high-fantasy
no, youre right. what im saying is that not even tolkien satisfies all the trademark characteristics of ‘high fantasy’
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Mandark on April 28, 2020, 08:09:19 PM
Air Bud is magical realism.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: thisismyusername on April 28, 2020, 08:10:11 PM
Air Bud is magical realism.

So low-fantasy: Yes.meme
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Lonewulfeus on April 28, 2020, 08:12:41 PM
HP is a great introduction to low fantasy and still a decent story.  Just don’t pay attention to anything Rowling says about the universe post book 7 and you’re golden.  Also the cormoran strike books are great mystery novels.  Rowling’s strength was always in characterization and overarching narrative to the detriment of the little details.  I still do a read through every now and again when I’m feeling down and want a comfort read.

lol what


Low fantasy = Realistic world with some magics

High fantasy = Tolkien

it's neither realistic or possessing "some" magics

The HP universe exists on Earth as we know it.  The story is predominantly set in the wizarding world sure but they mesh enough that it feels like low fantasy to me 🤷🏻‍♂️
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Mandark on April 28, 2020, 08:14:35 PM
This just reminded me that I read like half a dozen Xanth books and even as a middle schooler I thought "these aren't very good."

It was like being 6 and watching Scooby Doo (also low fantasy) and being aware it sucked, but what was I gonna do, not watch TV?
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: thisismyusername on April 28, 2020, 08:18:31 PM
So what y'all are saying is we ended up in Ender's Game?

No wonder everything sucks.

And no wonder us homos can't get married, because Card is a huge closet case.

...Oh wait. :doge
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: curly on April 28, 2020, 08:18:37 PM
The wildest thing about Enders game is that his genius siblings successfully conspire to manipulate world politics by shitposting online.

They did it by being Greek Statue Guys too

Locke and Demosthenes :stahp
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2020, 08:20:28 PM
In any case:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_fantasy

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High fantasy is set in an alternative, fictional ("secondary") world, rather than the "real" or "primary" world.[2] This secondary world is usually internally consistent, but its rules differ from those of the primary world. By contrast, low fantasy is characterized by being set in the primary or real world, or a rational and familiar fictional world with the inclusion of magical elements (the more correct term for this is magical realism)

Isn't middle Earth basically Earth but a long, long time ago? So how does it constitute?
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2020, 08:21:32 PM
When I think of high/epic fantasy I think of Drizzt books; shout outs to everyone who read those shits as a kid, btw, we're the real MVPs. When I think of low fantasy I think of like...The First Law.

Air Bud is magical realism.

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/air-bud-was-a-system-dog.751779/
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: thisismyusername on April 28, 2020, 08:31:40 PM
In any case:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_fantasy

Quote
High fantasy is set in an alternative, fictional ("secondary") world, rather than the "real" or "primary" world.[2] This secondary world is usually internally consistent, but its rules differ from those of the primary world. By contrast, low fantasy is characterized by being set in the primary or real world, or a rational and familiar fictional world with the inclusion of magical elements (the more correct term for this is magical realism)

Isn't middle Earth basically Earth but a long, long time ago? So how does it constitute?

No?

That's be like saying the Witcher universe is just Earth a "long, long time ago." (Which... sort-of, with the "Conjunction of the Spheres." :doge )

It's its own thing. There's nothing Tolkien wrote that makes it sound like an "alternate Earth." Yes, the world has "Earth plants" and trees and other things, but then that goes into "what would be fantasy in that case?"
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: curly on April 28, 2020, 08:32:15 PM
The wildest thing about Enders game is that his genius siblings successfully conspire to manipulate world politics by shitposting online.

They did it by being Greek Statue Guys too

Locke and Demosthenes :stahp

Peter did it by making frenzied mental Russiagate troop tracking posts. Like Nintex with China but if anyone actually cared :whew

there's a lot of ideology going on in Ender's Shadow

if I recall correctly the Arabs end up with Ender's buddy reuniting the caliphate because some cultures aren't compatible with democracy and that's ok :)
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2020, 08:51:58 PM
In any case:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_fantasy

Quote
High fantasy is set in an alternative, fictional ("secondary") world, rather than the "real" or "primary" world.[2] This secondary world is usually internally consistent, but its rules differ from those of the primary world. By contrast, low fantasy is characterized by being set in the primary or real world, or a rational and familiar fictional world with the inclusion of magical elements (the more correct term for this is magical realism)

Isn't middle Earth basically Earth but a long, long time ago? So how does it constitute?

No?

That's be like saying the Witcher universe is just Earth a "long, long time ago." (Which... sort-of, with the "Conjunction of the Spheres." :doge )

It's its own thing. There's nothing Tolkien wrote that makes it sound like an "alternate Earth." Yes, the world has "Earth plants" and trees and other things, but then that goes into "what would be fantasy in that case?"

Pretty sure this is wrong and it is an alternate, forgotten history of Earth. It's even got Earth in the name.

https://www.quora.com/Is-Tolkiens-Middle-earth-supposed-to-be-our-own-Earth-in-mythical-times-or-is-it-a-different-place

The general idea of tolkiens work is that "things used to be better." As in, there used to be elves and hobbits and fantastical magic. A time when Man was truly great. So the idea it takes place outside the confines of this planet completely nullifies his actual content and messaging.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: thisismyusername on April 28, 2020, 09:52:53 PM
The general idea of tolkiens work is that "things used to be better." As in, there used to be elves and hobbits and fantastical magic. A time when Man was truly great. So the idea it takes place outside the confines of this planet completely nullifies his actual content and messaging.

I'm going with the actual map Middle Earth has. AFAIK, there is nothing Tolkien wrote/hinted that makes the Elves going across the Ocean "oh, they're just going to Europe/Asia/America." :doge
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 28, 2020, 09:53:50 PM
This just reminded me that I read like half a dozen Xanth books and even as a middle schooler I thought "these aren't very good."


What a flex.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 28, 2020, 09:57:19 PM
HP is a great introduction to low fantasy and still a decent story.  Just don’t pay attention to anything Rowling says about the universe post book 7 and you’re golden.  Also the cormoran strike books are great mystery novels.  Rowling’s strength was always in characterization and overarching narrative to the detriment of the little details.  I still do a read through every now and again when I’m feeling down and want a comfort read.

lol what


Low fantasy = Realistic world with some magics

High fantasy = Tolkien

it's neither realistic or possessing "some" magics

Quote
Low fantasy or intrusion fantasy is a subgenre of fantasy fiction where magical events intrude on an otherwise normal world. It thus contrasts with high fantasy stories, which take place in fictional worlds with their own sets of rules and physical laws.

:win
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 28, 2020, 10:16:23 PM
Also, I'm pretty disappointed that the Bore seems to be totally oblivious about fantasy subgenera ontology.  Like mixing up urban, low, and closet?  Conflating heroic and epic?  SMH
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: bluemax on April 28, 2020, 10:19:52 PM
I read the first 4 Harry Potter books in about half a week while home visiting my family in college. My conclusion at that time was that it was basically Scooby Doo with Wizards and the main character was a shitty jock. I never bothered reading any others and I cringe whenever someone remotely close to my age compares any real life situation to something from Harry Potter.

While I appreciated that it was getting people to read, it seems like they all stopped reading after and maybe we are worse off for that.

Also my youthful formulaic fantasy series was Redwall. Giving me mice and badgers with swords fucking up weasels and stoats over some garbage ass wizards.

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Also I read LotR in the third grade and finish Tad Williams' Sorrow/Memory/Thorn trilogy before I finished elementary school. So Harry Potter was too regressive for me in my early 20s.
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I remember reading a few books and seeing a few movies.

It's one of few fantasy franchises that have a lot of women as diehard fans. Every other adult woman I've known or dated loves Harry Potter. Even though I don't understand the appeal behind it so many years later, it's fanbase is pretty nontoxic imo.

Can't say that about many fambases.

I remember telling my last roommate that I find women my age who post Harry Potter stuff in their dating profiles to be a turn off, and he said those are the kind of girls he thought I'd have the best chance with. I showed him by dating a woman my age whose closest dalliance with fantasy was the Borgias.
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Post by: bluemax on April 28, 2020, 10:34:29 PM
Yeah Orson is a chud. it's funny how Alai is the peaceful representative of Islam but ends up being a dictator, Peter and Valentine achieve world peace through debate, Beans big brain intelligence solves all these problems. They say it's just kids entertainment or whatever but is it actually good to inject kids with great man theory? just look at the irrevocable damage orwell has done to the western brain.

Ender's game was never meant to be a children's book from what I can recall.

How many of you read Card's science fiction retelling of the Book of Mormon? Because as a nerdy Mormon kid I sure as shit did.

I did not read his fantasy retelling of the Joseph Smith story however.
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2020, 11:13:56 PM
The general idea of tolkiens work is that "things used to be better." As in, there used to be elves and hobbits and fantastical magic. A time when Man was truly great. So the idea it takes place outside the confines of this planet completely nullifies his actual content and messaging.

I'm going with the actual map Middle Earth has. AFAIK, there is nothing Tolkien wrote/hinted that makes the Elves going across the Ocean "oh, they're just going to Europe/Asia/America." :doge

That's your interpretation. The link I provided contains an actual quote.
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Post by: Steve Contra on April 28, 2020, 11:32:13 PM
Enders Game is just terrible wish fulfillment writing. What makes it worse is the wish is Orson Scott Card wanting to fuck little boys.
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Post by: thisismyusername on April 28, 2020, 11:38:53 PM
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And though I have not attempted to relate the shape of the mountains and land-masses to what geologists may say or surmise about the nearer past, imaginitively this ’history’ is supposed to take place in a period of the actual Old World of this planet.

Interesting. But still going with my own interpretation over Tolkeins. :doge Maybe next time, he should write about Britian instead of making a fantasy series that isn't based on "Earth" but takes "British middle-history."

I will give him props though: That middle-history is the basis for like all high-fantasy now.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2020, 06:10:03 PM
It is a daunting task for children to grasp both the miracles of survival and the horrors of suffering that occurred during the Holocaust. When they hear stories of survivors, how can they imagine the dark reality without becoming traumatized themselves? The fantasy elements of Harry Potter can give children a framework to safely encounter the twisted absurdity they inherit, whether directly or not. Consider the moment in the final book of the Harry Potter series, when the famous trio has to go deep into the belly of the wizarding bank, Gringotts. When they get down there, to rob a vault to save the world, they see that the vault is guarded by a blinded, beaten, and chained dragon. To avoid getting caught by bank guards, they break the chains of the dragon who moments before was trying to kill them and ride on its back to safety. Once free, the three must jump off of the blind dragon’s back into a lake, afraid that if the dragon notices that they have used it, it will turn on them. What a powerful allegory to prime kids for the absurdity of Kapos, of imprisonment, of the torture required to demean a living being into subservience, and the dangers around freedom.

(https://i.imgur.com/uxmXdXu.png)
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Post by: Great Rumbler on April 29, 2020, 06:12:25 PM
 :era
Title: Re: Harry Potter fucking sucked. what were we all smoking with that series?
Post by: Raist on April 30, 2020, 06:24:49 AM
In any case:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_fantasy

Quote
High fantasy is set in an alternative, fictional ("secondary") world, rather than the "real" or "primary" world.[2] This secondary world is usually internally consistent, but its rules differ from those of the primary world. By contrast, low fantasy is characterized by being set in the primary or real world, or a rational and familiar fictional world with the inclusion of magical elements (the more correct term for this is magical realism)


It gets really blurry for LotR (and related works) because he always meant it to be a form of ancient pre-history of the real world.


edit: lol I'm late.
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Post by: BisMarckie on April 30, 2020, 08:15:02 AM
Can we do Hunger Games next?

Good luck. Shit was as fad as fad gets popularity wise. Say what you will about Twilight, it has dedicated fans that stuck around and talk about it somehow. Outside of one hunger games movie being huge at the time I haven't heard a single person bring it up once and I don't think anyone here was a 12-22 year old girl when it came out.

The first Hunger Games movie was pretty good as a blatant Battle Royale ripoff. :trumps