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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: mormapope on June 03, 2020, 03:55:20 PM

Title: How videogame cynicism and bitchiness sounds applied to something else
Post by: mormapope on June 03, 2020, 03:55:20 PM: Lmao, Pornhub fans are desperate as fuck for exclusive videos. The last great exclusive they had was anal creampie squirters and that was a last gen video :lol

XNXX has the most formulaic shit. Every year they host the same videos, Desperate Amateurs, casting couch, not nearly enough JAV content. My favorite shit comes from Japan, Western stuff pales in comparison. JAV producers are just way ahead of the game, and focus on the most important aspect, foreplay.

I can't believe there are mobile plebs that jerk off to porn from their phone. I watch porn on my glorious $1500 porno PC. After watching a slender Asian mature take a creampie in her mouth at 120 fps, with Cumtracing activated, I can never go back to anything else.
Title: Re: How videogame cynicism and bitchiness sounds applied to something else
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 03, 2020, 04:01:32 PM: wut
Title: Re: How videogame cynicism and bitchiness sounds applied to something else
Post by: bork on June 03, 2020, 04:05:39 PM: (https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--aCGYp0aN--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/qoxm6te80xqpzgkxqbla.gif)
Hey, you been watching the porn lately there, Paul? Ha ha ha haaa! Wooooo!

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Title: Re: How videogame cynicism and bitchiness sounds applied to something else
Post by: mormapope on June 03, 2020, 04:07:30 PM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 03, 2020, 04:01:32 PM
wut

Hub heads will always stan for Pornhub, but Xbots that stan for Xvideos are even worse.

One of the worst porn production companies is based in France, Boobysoft. All their videos are about gigantic tits and how you explore them and you always end up at a nipple. Formulaic trash.

(I'm applying how gamers talk online, basically barely tolerable 14 year olds that can barely communicate anything nuanced or thought provoking, and applying it to pornography sites.)
Title: Re: How videogame cynicism and bitchiness sounds applied to something else
Post by: Positive Touch on June 03, 2020, 04:15:20 PM: i enjoy this content
Title: Re: How videogame cynicism and bitchiness sounds applied to something else
Post by: mormapope on June 03, 2020, 04:19:54 PM: Quote from: ExoYZA on June 03, 2020, 04:17:22 PM
This is funny, especially cause those porn forums actually do exist and they talk like that :lol

The meanest comments are usually on amateur couple videos where the guy has an average or small dick, and there's usually a slew of dudes bitching about cock size.
Title: Re: How videogame cynicism and bitchiness sounds applied to something else
Post by: HardcoreRetro on June 03, 2020, 04:42:16 PM: Jane and Lynch 2: Cock Days is an unfairly maligned masterpiece.
Title: Re: How videogame cynicism and bitchiness sounds applied to something else
Post by: toku on June 03, 2020, 05:26:14 PM: horny in gaming
Title: Re: How videogame cynicism and bitchiness sounds applied to something else
Post by: El Babua on June 03, 2020, 05:39:10 PM: I remember a time when you could post racist titles for your videos instead of vaguely racist like now.

I remember when you could put brother or sister in porn titles without the term "step" preceding it.

PC culture has ruined porn.
Title: Re: How videogame cynicism and bitchiness sounds applied to something else
Post by: Nintex on June 03, 2020, 06:12:00 PM: how non-gamers sound when having to stay inside for a couple of weeks

I'm gonna run out of toilet paper because the news says so
O my god I'm so bored I'm going to scroll through my Facebook memories again
I can no longer go to the gym bro my life is ending, I guess I'll just eat ice cream and be fat now
My laptop is too slow to buffer YouTube movies at 480p
Guess I'll simp on OnlyFans and cry myself to sleep
Title: Re: How videogame cynicism and bitchiness sounds applied to something else
Post by: remy on June 03, 2020, 06:38:05 PM: Quote from: Nintex on June 03, 2020, 06:12:00 PM

I can no longer go to the gym bro my life is ending, I guess I'll just eat ice cream and be fat now

:'(
Title: Re: How videogame cynicism and bitchiness sounds applied to something else
Post by: thisismyusername on June 03, 2020, 07:24:43 PM: Quote from: Esch on June 03, 2020, 07:15:08 PM
Don't know what provoked this but I want more of it

*Nominates Esch for horniest Bore poster...?*
Title: Re: How videogame cynicism and bitchiness sounds applied to something else
Post by: Tasty on June 03, 2020, 07:44:09 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/5QwOkQe.png)
Title: Re: How videogame cynicism and bitchiness sounds applied to something else
Post by: chronovore on July 05, 2020, 08:25:08 PM: Quote from: Esch on June 03, 2020, 08:06:05 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on June 03, 2020, 07:24:43 PM
Quote from: Esch on June 03, 2020, 07:15:08 PM
Don't know what provoked this but I want more of it

*Nominates Esch for horniest Bore poster...?*

I support anything that dunks on gamers :salute

:respect
Title: Re: How videogame cynicism and bitchiness sounds applied to something else
Post by: Let's Cyber on July 05, 2020, 09:47:04 PM: I'm Commander ~~Shepard~~ Moneyshot and this is my favorite thread on the Bore.
Title: Re: How videogame cynicism and bitchiness sounds applied to something else
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 05, 2020, 09:59:48 PM: It's about ethics in porn journalism
Title: Re: How videogame cynicism and bitchiness sounds applied to something else
Post by: bluemax on July 06, 2020, 02:25:17 AM: Quote from: mormapope on June 03, 2020, 04:19:54 PM
Quote from: ExoYZA on June 03, 2020, 04:17:22 PM
This is funny, especially cause those porn forums actually do exist and they talk like that :lol

The meanest comments are usually on amateur couple videos where the guy has an average or small dick, and there's usually a slew of dudes bitching about cock size.

Look I just don't understand how a girl as cute as Robin Mae is with a guy with a gut that big and a dick that small, okay.
Title: Re: How videogame cynicism and bitchiness sounds applied to something else
Post by: chronovore on July 11, 2020, 09:38:50 PM: This recent trend of “fans” demanding that studios retract a released movie and delete it from canon is really annoying.

Then there are movies like Terminator: Dark Fate, which seem to cede to them, by deleting previous films in the franchise.
Title: Re: How videogame cynicism and bitchiness sounds applied to something else
Post by: Tasty on July 11, 2020, 09:58:03 PM: Quote from: chronovore on July 11, 2020, 09:38:50 PM
This recent trend of “fans” demanding that studios retract a released movie and delete it from canon is really annoying.

Then there are movies like Terminator: Dark Fate, which seem to cede to them, by deleting previous films in the franchise.

I feel like the producers/directors of Dark Fate actually hated the series and were obligated by the studio to take the story in certain directions based on the performance of Genisys.

I'm sorry, you don't kill kid Connor in the first 5 minutes while pretending to give a damn about the franchise.
Title: Re: How videogame cynicism and bitchiness sounds applied to something else
Post by: chronovore on July 12, 2020, 06:18:45 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 11, 2020, 09:58:03 PM
Quote from: chronovore on July 11, 2020, 09:38:50 PM
This recent trend of “fans” demanding that studios retract a released movie and delete it from canon is really annoying.

Then there are movies like Terminator: Dark Fate, which seem to cede to them, by deleting previous films in the franchise.

I feel like the producers/directors of Dark Fate actually hated the series and were obligated by the studio to take the story in certain directions based on the performance of Genisys.

I'm sorry, you don't kill kid Connor in the first 5 minutes while pretending to give a damn about the franchise.

Yeah, it was the Alien 3 move.