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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MMaRsu on June 07, 2020, 04:25:08 AM

Title: I'm sorry, I was a dick
Post by: MMaRsu on June 07, 2020, 04:25:08 AM
Hey all I'm back. I'm sorry for causing a ruckus.
I've been depressed and out.of work for a few months now , qnd noticed myself getting more and more fed up with my own online presence and behaviour. Not to mention how I acted towards some of you.

I want to apolagize for being an absolute dick, I'm sorry and I'll try to do better. I'll try to steer away from online stuff about politics, because seeing a lot of unfairness in the world and bad shit really gets to me.
Title: Re: I'm sorry, I was a dick
Post by: team filler on June 07, 2020, 04:28:35 AM
breh, you aren't the only one to blame for all that shid. glad you came back  :heart
Title: Re: I'm sorry, I was a dick
Post by: team filler on June 07, 2020, 04:30:49 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvmmo-0ntdY

Title: Re: I'm sorry, I was a dick
Post by: BIONIC on June 07, 2020, 04:30:54 AM
The Bore could always use more Dutch Directness  :rejoice
Title: Re: I'm sorry, I was a dick
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on June 07, 2020, 04:41:56 AM
Quote from: BIONIC on June 07, 2020, 04:30:54 AM
The Bore could always use more Dutch Directness  :rejoice

And dick.


I forgive you and I am sure Allah will too. Bishmallah
Title: Re: I'm sorry, I was a dick
Post by: Ghoul on June 07, 2020, 04:57:54 AM
Only accepting if you say you love Picard.  :doge
Title: Re: I'm sorry, I was a dick
Post by: MMaRsu on June 07, 2020, 05:18:08 AM
I love Picard, he's a great inspiration   ;)
Title: Re: I'm sorry, I was a dick
Post by: Nintex on June 07, 2020, 06:45:42 AM
Glad you have come to your senses. Us gamers have to stick together in times like these.
Now about your unemployment problem. That might be easier to fix than you think.

1. You see all those office buildings, schools, government buildings etc.? They were used to working in offices and suddenly they have to work remotely.
But these are mostly people that can't even open a PDF jack. They need help with video conferencing, video editing and everything else related to WFH or video.
Most of them didn't even know ZOOM existed before COVID-19 hit. If you land something like this at the government you get all the full protections and retirement benefits too.

2. How do we do marketing when we can't hand out flyers and shit? Social media? But how does that work?
Well you're an expert in social media friend. You might not feel like it but these people can't change their banner or avatar picture and I'm sure you can.
You know about Photoshop and Premiere, just download a bunch of templates (https://elements.envato.com/) from the internet to edit. WOW, you are amazing.
I can't believe how good you are with graphic design. Advertising? The Facebook/Instagram AI basically does that for you. You could be like Brad Parscale.

3. Learn to code. I'm not even kidding, learn to code and get paid. This is the lifehack my friend. You see all those fancy colleges suck and most coders they hire suck or don't have any social skills so they can't work in teams.
Large companies such as banks and software firms have decided to just hire a bunch of people instead, see what the level of their skills is and if they aren't yet good enough (and none of them are) train them themselves.
Learn the absolute minimum on some kind of code academy tutorial website and that's your ticket to a free quality education and a company car. If you fail, oh well at least you got paid 6 - 12 months.
Don't want to code, no problem! Look into something called 'Mendix' a no-code solution because there are so few quality coders companies are switching to that instead.

Open a LinkedIn, follow some people, add 'Coder', 'Software Engineer' or 'Programmer' or whatever to your profile and you will be stalked by armies of recruiters within a week.
I think about 36% of Dutch companies are searching for IT people right now. And that was before COVID-19 hit.
Title: Re: I'm sorry, I was a dick
Post by: thisismyusername on June 07, 2020, 09:55:00 AM
Damn it, I thought we finally got rid of you. >:(

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Glad you're back.
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Title: Re: I'm sorry, I was a dick
Post by: Pissy F Benny on June 07, 2020, 11:10:04 AM
I forgive you my child

 :blessup
Title: Re: I'm sorry, I was a dick
Post by: Tasty on June 07, 2020, 11:15:51 AM
I know, I know I've let you down
Title: Re: I'm sorry, I was a dick
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 07, 2020, 11:24:50 AM
Bienvenido a casa
Title: Re: I'm sorry, I was a dick
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 07, 2020, 11:59:44 AM
Anders posten we weer op gamer.nl net als 20 jaar geleden
Title: Re: I'm sorry, I was a dick
Post by: Himu on June 07, 2020, 12:19:09 PM
Honey I'm hungry. Where are we going to eat tonight?
Title: Re: I'm sorry, I was a dick
Post by: Positive Touch on June 07, 2020, 12:39:49 PM
Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on June 07, 2020, 12:19:09 PM
Honey I'm hungry. Where are we going to eat tonight?

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51LOaJ8x6yL._SX466_PIbundle-10,TopRight,0,0_SX466SY324SH20_.jpg)

and

(https://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/GUEST_0030bc57-a5e1-4d17-af20-68dd1efd04c4?wid=488&hei=488&fmt=pjpeg)
Title: Re: I'm sorry, I was a dick
Post by: Himu on June 07, 2020, 12:49:48 PM
Quote from: Positive Touch on June 07, 2020, 12:39:49 PM
Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on June 07, 2020, 12:19:09 PM
Honey I'm hungry. Where are we going to eat tonight?

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51LOaJ8x6yL._SX466_PIbundle-10,TopRight,0,0_SX466SY324SH20_.jpg)

and

(https://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/GUEST_0030bc57-a5e1-4d17-af20-68dd1efd04c4?wid=488&hei=488&fmt=pjpeg)

I don't know which I want. Sno balls have a disgusting texture but ding dongs are like 400-500 calories a pop.
Title: Re: I'm sorry, I was a dick
Post by: toku on June 07, 2020, 02:12:59 PM
play ssx 2013, remember the good times
Title: Re: I'm sorry, I was a dick
Post by: Tasty on June 07, 2020, 02:24:01 PM
Quote from: toku on June 07, 2020, 02:12:59 PM
play ssx 2013, remember the good times

Deadly Descents?
Title: Re: I'm sorry, I was a dick
Post by: EchoRin on June 07, 2020, 03:43:33 PM
 :heart :heartbeat
Title: Re: I'm sorry, I was a dick
Post by: toku on June 07, 2020, 04:30:21 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 07, 2020, 02:24:01 PM
Quote from: toku on June 07, 2020, 02:12:59 PM
play ssx 2013, remember the good times

Deadly Descents?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET75FwfQCLQ

Title: Re: I'm sorry, I was a dick
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 07, 2020, 07:23:47 PM
Welcome back. :)