THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: CatsCatsCats on June 11, 2020, 11:59:15 AM

Title: Official Toilet Paper Brand of the Bore
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 11, 2020, 11:59:15 AM
We had the great TP shortage recently (and still somewhat on going) and we’ve all been forced off our buying habits and it got me thinking, “What does the average inhabitant of the bire use to create a thin barrier between their hand and their dirt nest?”
Title: Re: Official Toilet Paper Brand of the Bore
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 11, 2020, 12:00:42 PM
Angel Soft, but I had to buy Scotts a few times during the TP Famine.
Title: Re: Official Toilet Paper Brand of the Bore
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 11, 2020, 12:01:17 PM
Me too, Scott suxxxx but I usually buy MD

Title: Re: Official Toilet Paper Brand of the Bore
Post by: Himu on June 11, 2020, 12:03:36 PM
Bidet
Title: Re: Official Toilet Paper Brand of the Bore
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 11, 2020, 12:03:58 PM
You animals realize you should still wipe the wet shit water off your ass, right?
Title: Re: Official Toilet Paper Brand of the Bore
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 11, 2020, 12:05:47 PM
Angelsoft is usually the best bang for your buck. Sometimes I'll splurge and get Charmin if it's on sale.



Title: Re: Official Toilet Paper Brand of the Bore
Post by: Mandark on June 11, 2020, 12:07:51 PM
Did we ever talk about that toilet paper supply chain Medium post from a couple months back?
Title: Re: Official Toilet Paper Brand of the Bore
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 11, 2020, 12:13:16 PM
No but I read the voxsplainer on how people spent 40% more time pooping at home

It’s pretty much that + the differences in manufacturing and logistics between commercial buttwipe and corporate tissue paper make it so you can’t really shift the supply balance when the demand changes so suddenly
Title: Re: Official Toilet Paper Brand of the Bore
Post by: Mandark on June 11, 2020, 12:16:43 PM
Yup, here's the post: https://marker.medium.com/what-everyones-getting-wrong-about-the-toilet-paper-shortage-c812e1358fe0

Similarly, when all the restaurants shut down I was hoping I could buy outside skirt steak instead of inside at the supermarket, but no such luck.
Title: Re: Official Toilet Paper Brand of the Bore
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 11, 2020, 12:18:31 PM
Right, it’s out there, but you have to know how to get to that supplier. Lot of local meat you can get right now  :shaq
Title: Re: Official Toilet Paper Brand of the Bore
Post by: Akala on June 11, 2020, 12:22:34 PM
Kleenex Cottonelle  :snob
Title: Re: Official Toilet Paper Brand of the Bore
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 11, 2020, 12:40:06 PM
I only use silk cloths.

Paid for by George Soros, no doubt.
Title: Re: Official Toilet Paper Brand of the Bore
Post by: demi on June 11, 2020, 12:44:07 PM
I just go outside and scoot my ass on the grass like a wild animal
Title: Re: Official Toilet Paper Brand of the Bore
Post by: Himu on June 11, 2020, 12:47:32 PM
You animals realize you should still wipe the wet shit water off your ass, right?

(https://i.imgur.com/alTWjvY.jpg)

But the paper doesn't matter as much to me now. My roommate buys all the paper now. I'll go check my paper and see what I got.

Checked and it's Scott. These days IDGAF. As long as it's not dry, gas station paper with a single ply I don't care.
Title: Re: Official Toilet Paper Brand of the Bore
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 11, 2020, 12:53:44 PM
Good, good, scaring me with that air dry attitude
Title: Re: Official Toilet Paper Brand of the Bore
Post by: Tuckers Law on June 11, 2020, 01:18:42 PM
My apartment doesn’t have a bidet.

Instead of the soft and gentle angel kisses of cleansing water, I’m left with Poseidon kisses and paper wiping.

  :juicy
Title: Re: Official Toilet Paper Brand of the Bore
Post by: BisMarckie on June 11, 2020, 02:12:34 PM
i buy store brand toilet paper. I am not made of money brehs.
Title: Re: Official Toilet Paper Brand of the Bore
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on June 11, 2020, 02:51:31 PM
Wet wipes cause I hate my landlord.
Title: Re: Official Toilet Paper Brand of the Bore
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 11, 2020, 03:23:52 PM
i buy store brand toilet paper. I am not made of money brehs.

If you don't love your own butthole, nobody else will.
Title: Re: Official Toilet Paper Brand of the Bore
Post by: BIONIC on June 11, 2020, 03:49:38 PM
i buy store brand toilet paper. I am not made of money brehs.

If you don't love your own butthole, nobody else will.

Tell that to riotous and Mistress 9”  :hump  :drool