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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlueTsunami on June 16, 2020, 10:44:17 PM

Title: I have a tickle in my anus
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 16, 2020, 10:44:17 PM: :-\
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Post by: Tasty on June 16, 2020, 10:45:25 PM: :drool
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 16, 2020, 10:47:51 PM: pinworms
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 16, 2020, 10:47:54 PM: probably wiping too hard, bro

or it's an parasite
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Post by: BlueTsunami on June 16, 2020, 10:50:10 PM: I keep clenching my butthole like it just took the cinnamon challenge
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Post by: remy on June 16, 2020, 10:51:49 PM: Just stick a pointer in and give it a scratch
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on June 16, 2020, 10:56:00 PM: are you fucking crazy?! tickle in my anus??? where did you come up with—haha, i dont have a tickle...who said that?
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Post by: benjipwns on June 16, 2020, 10:57:38 PM: well if nobody is going to help out a fellow Borean I guess wish me luck
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Post by: Tasty on June 16, 2020, 10:57:59 PM: Charge the dildo and sniff some poppers.
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Post by: toku on June 16, 2020, 11:02:54 PM: stand and think
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Post by: Positive Touch on June 16, 2020, 11:06:52 PM: it's cancer
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Post by: ToxicAdam on June 16, 2020, 11:09:25 PM: I looked on WebMD and they said only the tongue of a young alter boy can cure it.

Edit: shit, I had the wrong tab open and was on the Catholic Diocese FAQ. Ignore.
Title: Re: I have a tickle in my anus
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 16, 2020, 11:14:20 PM: Shosta and Tasty can dig it out. Cabona boys helping out a Cabona boy
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 16, 2020, 11:15:03 PM: You deserve a bidet
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Post by: Tasty on June 16, 2020, 11:17:38 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 16, 2020, 11:14:20 PM
Shosta and Tasty can dig it out. Cabona boys helping out a Cabona boy

Find out next time
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Title: Re: I have a tickle in my anus
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 16, 2020, 11:19:54 PM: Hey it’s the altar boys, here to get altered? (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0238924/)
Title: Re: I have a tickle in my anus
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 16, 2020, 11:21:24 PM: Quote from: shosta on June 16, 2020, 11:15:21 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 16, 2020, 11:09:25 PM
alter
altar

My spellcheck accepted it, so your wrong.
Title: Re: I have a tickle in my anus
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2020, 11:23:51 PM: Sounds like worms. Had them when I was a little kid and my booty itched! I've never felt that sensation since.
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Post by: benjipwns on June 16, 2020, 11:25:12 PM: Altair boy, as in a boy from Altair holding an Altair 8800 running Microsoft Altair BASIC.
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Post by: naff on June 16, 2020, 11:28:20 PM: prob fissures

but also, maybe butt parasite 8)
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Post by: naff on June 16, 2020, 11:29:57 PM: hang some meat by ur butt hole and see if anything comes out for a nibble
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 16, 2020, 11:33:04 PM: Welp that’s enough for me
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Post by: naff on June 16, 2020, 11:59:36 PM: hey baybeh get ready 'ter grab eet when the varmint sticc it nek out
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Post by: eleuin on June 17, 2020, 03:49:46 AM: take some laxatives and post up on the toliet?
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Post by: Mr Gilhaney on June 17, 2020, 04:22:55 AM: There's itchy chocolate factory

And then there's pruritus from liver disease in your oily hole

:stop
Title: Re: I have a tickle in my anus
Post by: skullstorm on June 17, 2020, 08:10:31 AM: Put a piece of tape on ur anus when you go to sleep and take it off when you wake up, you'll see it's full of worms 8)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
...Or so my biology teacher told us to do if we get an itchy anus :-\
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Title: Re: I have a tickle in my anus
Post by: MMaRsu on June 17, 2020, 08:33:48 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcF5MxkbXDI
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 17, 2020, 11:49:55 AM: a tickle is a plea for a pickle, boo :-*
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Post by: Raist on June 17, 2020, 02:16:38 PM: Look behind you, in case shostie is there.
Title: Re: I have a tickle in my anus
Post by: Clockwork5 on June 18, 2020, 06:52:56 PM: Does it itch a night? Pinworms are notorious for waking you up at night. I thought I had em at one point so I’m kind of an expert, AMA.

Turns out I never had em but we had a mite infestation in my apt building and the fuckers were just feasting on my anus.

If it goes on for a while do the clear tape test.