THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Shostakovich on June 29, 2020, 03:10:47 PM

Title: Very serious debate
Post by: Shostakovich on June 29, 2020, 03:10:47 PM
(https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/106297787_10100277242682364_4347372258437289645_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_sid=8024bb&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=gxIox0V-keMAX8Mm7Qp&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&_nc_tp=14&oh=78a1e5e28e749d8ae92b1305404403d9&oe=5F1FFFD0)
Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 29, 2020, 03:12:06 PM
A dolphin would project a 3D image of a trumpet’s sound wave directly into your mind, were you another dolphin
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Recently scientists have made a significant breakthrough in inter-species communication. Researchers in the UK and USA have proved that the clicking sounds dolphins use for echolocation actually form reproducible holographic pictures that the researchers suggest may be the basis of dolphin language
Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 29, 2020, 03:12:38 PM
I'm not a biologist, but I feel like the blowhole is like a nose and since no one would play a trumpet with their nose, I'd have to go with the first picture.
Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 29, 2020, 03:14:40 PM
The top one, but training it to do it the other way would make a lot more money.

That's what really matters, how can we profit more from the suffering of others.
Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: Tripon on June 29, 2020, 03:16:09 PM
Dolphins are rapists and immature, so they would play the trumpet with their dick.
Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: Tuckers Law on June 29, 2020, 03:17:26 PM
Neither, duh.

































Dolphins only play the French horn.
Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: benjipwns on June 29, 2020, 03:18:54 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/kt7O94c.png)

edit: dangit tripon
Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 29, 2020, 03:19:34 PM
I'm not a biologist, but I feel like the blowhole is like a nose and since no one would play a trumpet with their nose, I'd have to go with the first picture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQI4ff_B9Kk
Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: benjipwns on June 29, 2020, 03:20:06 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/kt7O94c.png)

edit: dangit tripon
where do you think a dolphins dick is :neogaf
Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: Tripon on June 29, 2020, 03:23:01 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/kt7O94c.png)

edit: dangit tripon
where do you think a dolphins dick is :neogaf

This is why I didn't use my photoshop skills to show my ignorance on the matter.
Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: BisMarckie on June 29, 2020, 05:12:25 PM
benji outing himself as an anti-dolphin bigot, you hate to see it
Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: Mandark on June 29, 2020, 05:14:11 PM

where do you think a dolphins dick is :neogaf

in ur butt
Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 29, 2020, 05:32:57 PM
Dolphins are nothing more than disgusting sex-pests.

CANCEL DOLPHINS
Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: El Babua on June 29, 2020, 05:47:01 PM
Seems like sex pestism correlates positively with intelligence  :thinking

:cody
Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: jorma on June 29, 2020, 05:52:10 PM
i had no idea shosta was a vigilant walrus alt account  :lol
Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 29, 2020, 05:57:10 PM
we can't even understand dolphin language, how do we know whether the dolphins are sex pests/whatever. maybe it's all consensual kink roleplay negotiated in advance using those telepathic hologram projections to block out the scenario staging.
Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: Tasty on June 30, 2020, 08:12:48 AM
Dolphins are nothing more than disgusting sex-pests.

CANCEL DOLPHINS

This thinly-veiled homophobia will NOT stand!
Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: Uncle on June 30, 2020, 01:49:58 PM
i had no idea shosta was a vigilant walrus alt account  :lol

The genitals has to be physically exchanged between the two creatures. This is the terrorists law.
Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: HardcoreRetro on July 01, 2020, 07:23:26 AM
I like the dolphin that commited suicide when the trainer wouldn't jerk it off anymore. My spirit animal.
Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: T-Short on July 01, 2020, 08:18:36 AM
https://twitter.com/PleaseBeGneiss/status/1278138622726647809
Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on July 01, 2020, 11:33:55 AM
Neither, duh.

































Dolphins only play the French horn.

Underrated post.
Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: jorma on July 01, 2020, 02:29:53 PM
The dolphin vagina is made of of 78 independent muscles with the power to crush anything that enters but with enough precision to solve a rubix cube in under 3 seconds.

kinda makes you understand why shostie only asks about whether he should be playing his trumpet in the blowhole or the mouth

Title: Re: Very serious debate
Post by: Raist on July 01, 2020, 02:57:18 PM
The dolphin vagina is made of of 78 independent muscles with the power to crush anything that enters but with enough precision to solve a rubix cube in under 3 seconds.

How does your vagina rate on that scale?