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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: 213372bu on June 30, 2020, 03:38:55 PM

Title: ~uwu military develops esports team + coopts pre-teen talk to groom minors uwu~
Post by: 213372bu on June 30, 2020, 03:38:55 PM
https://twitter.com/USArmyesports/status/1277956497725669377
https://twitter.com/USArmyesports/status/1277958560534708225
https://twitter.com/USArmyesports/status/1277959363030810624

We've moved past E3/CoD XP military recruiting, we're going full on uwu might snuggle with my fav snorlax plush and commit a warcrime  :heartbeat
Title: Re: ~uwu military develops esports team + coopts pre-teen talk to groom minors uwu~
Post by: Boredfrom on June 30, 2020, 03:44:31 PM
https://funnyjunk.com/channel/military/Ill+save+you+meguca/pDNLMcQ/
Title: Re: ~uwu military develops esports team + coopts pre-teen talk to groom minors uwu~
Post by: jorma on June 30, 2020, 03:46:53 PM
imagine having your wedding bombed by a weeb
Title: Re: ~uwu military develops esports team + coopts pre-teen talk to groom minors uwu~
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 30, 2020, 03:49:24 PM
can't wait to get a kill streak and unlock white phosphorous UwU
Title: Re: ~uwu military develops esports team + coopts pre-teen talk to groom minors uwu~
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 30, 2020, 03:52:26 PM
OwO
Title: Re: ~uwu military develops esports team + coopts pre-teen talk to groom minors uwu~
Post by: Himu on June 30, 2020, 03:56:35 PM
:lol the us army is posting animu memes

This year is something else
Title: Re: ~uwu military develops esports team + coopts pre-teen talk to groom minors uwu~
Post by: Nintex on June 30, 2020, 04:24:07 PM
:lol the us army is posting animu memes

This year is something else
If the zoomers are to be believed Barron Trump is an anime weeb who likes k-pop.
They found his roblox account or something
Title: Re: ~uwu military develops esports team + coopts pre-teen talk to groom minors uwu~
Post by: thisismyusername on June 30, 2020, 05:43:27 PM
We've moved past E3/CoD XP military recruiting, we're going full on uwu might snuggle with my fav snorlax plush and commit a warcrime  :heartbeat

CoD?

Goddamn, you're younger than Andy-kun in this case:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America's_Army
Title: Re: ~uwu military develops esports team + coopts pre-teen talk to groom minors uwu~
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 30, 2020, 07:59:01 PM
UwU did Great Rumbler-senpai and Joe Molotov-senpai tweet this from this inside of a Taco Bell like when then banned Etoilet-chan?

Kaaawaaaiiiii

Being inside a Taco Bell in the Year 2020. :scust
Title: Re: ~uwu military develops esports team + coopts pre-teen talk to groom minors uwu~
Post by: Tripon on June 30, 2020, 09:42:46 PM
https://twitter.com/Alpha_Blaster/status/1277979410398801920
Title: Re: ~uwu military develops esports team + coopts pre-teen talk to groom minors uwu~
Post by: Trent Dole on July 01, 2020, 12:21:51 AM
https://twitter.com/Aurum_Corpus/status/1278118562188742656
Title: Re: ~uwu military develops esports team + coopts pre-teen talk to groom minors uwu~
Post by: EchoRin on July 01, 2020, 12:25:00 AM
NOT KAWAII!  >:(
Title: Re: ~uwu military develops esports team + coopts pre-teen talk to groom minors uwu~
Post by: thisismyusername on July 01, 2020, 01:34:42 AM
We've moved past E3/CoD XP military recruiting, we're going full on uwu might snuggle with my fav snorlax plush and commit a warcrime  :heartbeat

CoD?

Goddamn, you're younger than Andy-kun in this case:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America's_Army
Wasn't America's Army the E3/con one? :doge

CoD XP had you ride in a JEEP and a bunch of ex-military shot brown people armed with RPGs as you drove by.

E3/Con?

Er-No? It was literally made for/by the Army. They gave it out for free to kids in the attempt to get them recruited because "kids today like video games, yeah? Let's go to them."

From what I remember it was "successful" in terms of getting people to play, but not successful in getting them to sign up. The Jingoism of 9/11 is what caused folks to sign up (if not being dirt poor and needing to do that to get a "free" college degree if they survived Afghan/Iraq)
Title: Re: ~uwu military develops esports team + coopts pre-teen talk to groom minors uwu~
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 01, 2020, 09:15:55 AM
You guys should download Glorious Mission and join the Bore server.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Mission
Title: Re: ~uwu military develops esports team + coopts pre-teen talk to groom minors uwu~
Post by: nudemacusers on July 01, 2020, 11:08:03 AM
You guys should download Glorious Mission and join the Bore server.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Mission
if I play this but not USA esports am I committing virtual treason?  :brain
Title: Re: ~uwu military develops esports team + coopts pre-teen talk to groom minors uwu~
Post by: thisismyusername on July 01, 2020, 11:21:40 AM
We've moved past E3/CoD XP military recruiting, we're going full on uwu might snuggle with my fav snorlax plush and commit a warcrime  :heartbeat

CoD?

Goddamn, you're younger than Andy-kun in this case:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America's_Army
Wasn't America's Army the E3/con one? :doge

CoD XP had you ride in a JEEP and a bunch of ex-military shot brown people armed with RPGs as you drove by.

E3/Con?

Er-No? It was literally made for/by the Army. They gave it out for free to kids in the attempt to get them recruited because "kids today like video games, yeah? Let's go to them."

From what I remember it was "successful" in terms of getting people to play, but not successful in getting them to sign up. The Jingoism of 9/11 is what caused folks to sign up (if not being dirt poor and needing to do that to get a "free" college degree if they survived Afghan/Iraq)
From what I remember (mobile, in bed, no factchecking) there was a program that they pretended that us military used as “realistic military exercises” that may or may not have been total bullshit and it was published on PS2/Xbox/PC.

Later, they developed a version they would bring to cons and as you walked in/out you’d literally be approached by recruiters.

Could be total bs though :doge

Well, from what I remember: America's Army isn't on PS2. It was X-box, PC, and then Mac/Linux (which got dropped) and now is only PS4/PC.
Title: Re: ~uwu military develops esports team + coopts pre-teen talk to groom minors uwu~
Post by: bolak on July 01, 2020, 04:27:55 PM
We've moved past E3/CoD XP military recruiting, we're going full on uwu might snuggle with my fav snorlax plush and commit a warcrime  :heartbeat

CoD?

Goddamn, you're younger than Andy-kun in this case:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America's_Army
Wasn't America's Army the E3/con one? :doge

CoD XP had you ride in a JEEP and a bunch of ex-military shot brown people armed with RPGs as you drove by.

E3/Con?

Er-No? It was literally made for/by the Army. They gave it out for free to kids in the attempt to get them recruited because "kids today like video games, yeah? Let's go to them."

From what I remember it was "successful" in terms of getting people to play, but not successful in getting them to sign up. The Jingoism of 9/11 is what caused folks to sign up (if not being dirt poor and needing to do that to get a "free" college degree if they survived Afghan/Iraq)
From what I remember (mobile, in bed, no factchecking) there was a program that they pretended that us military used as “realistic military exercises” that may or may not have been total bullshit and it was published on PS2/Xbox/PC.

Later, they developed a version they would bring to cons and as you walked in/out you’d literally be approached by recruiters.

Could be total bs though :doge

Is that Full Spectrum Warrior? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_Spectrum_Warrior (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_Spectrum_Warrior)
Title: Re: ~uwu military develops esports team + coopts pre-teen talk to groom minors uwu~
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 01, 2020, 07:51:20 PM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/Participants_test_their_skills_on_the_virtual_battelfield.JPG)

who's driving? :thinking
Title: Re: ~uwu military develops esports team + coopts pre-teen talk to groom minors uwu~
Post by: Yeti on July 02, 2020, 12:38:31 AM
Jesus took the wheel
Title: Re: ~uwu military develops esports team + coopts pre-teen talk to groom minors uwu~
Post by: thisismyusername on July 02, 2020, 12:46:55 AM
Jesus took the wheel

Goddamn it, I was coming in to say that.