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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 09:40:44 PM

Title: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 09:40:44 PM: In this thread we take each evilbore character and cast them for the big-budget box office smash, Hot Dog Bar: The Movie

So Far we have

Stocky: Chris Tucker
FoC: John Cusack
Himuro: Rupaul
Dark Shake: Andy Milinokis
Emperor Triumph: Larry the Cable Guy
Demi: That British dude in his avatar
PD: Carlton
Boogie: Dave Coulier
TVC: Neil Patrick Harris

Cloudwalking: Lisa Loeb
WhiteAcid: Kirsten Dunst
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 01, 2007, 09:41:05 PM: stocky: angry black man
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 09:43:00 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 01, 2007, 09:41:05 PM
stocky: angry black man

Christ Tucker?
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 01, 2007, 09:46:11 PM: Oh geez, I wasn't thinking.

Uhhh, I'll go with...yea I don't know.

I'm sorry. :'(
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 01, 2007, 09:49:50 PM: Willco: Andy Milonakis
PhoenixDark: that fat homes from Kangaroo Jack
Himuro: Cuba Gooding Jr circa Boat Trip
FlameOfCallandor: Tom Green's fat dopey sidekick
TheDarkShake: Fran Drescher
am nintendho: the kid who played Corky from Life Goes On
Triumph: Jon LeGuizamo in ginger regalia
Mupepe: Mupepe :-*
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Mupepe on February 01, 2007, 09:49:57 PM: Himuro: Flamboyantly gay guy in denial. Eventually comes out at a party in front of everyone and then gets pounded by the guy he's been secretly in love with in the backseat of his Buick.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 09:50:22 PM: I'll be played by an overweight John Cusack
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 09:51:04 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on February 01, 2007, 09:49:57 PM
Himuro: Flamboyantly gay guy in denial. Eventually comes out at a party in front of everyone and then gets pounded by the guy he's been secretly in love with in the backseat of his Buick.

Himuro: RuPaul?
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 01, 2007, 09:51:09 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on February 01, 2007, 09:49:57 PM
Himuro: Flamboyantly gay guy in denial. Eventually comes out at a party in front of everyone and then gets pounded by the guy he's been secretly in love with in the backseat of his Buick.

Uh, isn't that PD's role? :shh
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 09:52:10 PM: Dark Shake will be played by Andy Milinakis
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Christopher on February 01, 2007, 09:53:26 PM: Phoenix: Jallel White
Mupepe: Tom Cruise
White Man: Angelina Jolee
Demi: ...duh
Bz: The Stay Puff Marshmellow man :-*
cloudwalking: Tina Fey
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Mupepe on February 01, 2007, 09:54:09 PM: Quote from: Christopher on February 01, 2007, 09:53:26 PM
Phoenix: Jallel White
Mupepe: Tom Cruise
White Man: Angelina Jolee
Demi: ...duh
Bz: The Stay Puff Marshmellow man :-*
cloudwalking: Tina Fey

:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 09:54:41 PM: BZ should be played by Philip Seymour Hoffman
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 01, 2007, 09:54:55 PM: nah, Bz should be played by the dude who played that hairless rapist monk in "The Name of the Rose"
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2007, 09:57:18 PM: Why am I Angelina Jolie?!
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 09:58:12 PM: Emperor Triumph will be played by Larry the Cable guy
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 01, 2007, 10:00:07 PM: cuz Chris wants your big dicksucking lips wrapped around his tonker, dude.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 10:00:50 PM: TVC should be played by a less cool version of Neil Patrick Harris
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 01, 2007, 10:01:08 PM: Fine, don't let me be in your movie.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2007, 10:01:47 PM: I DEMAND to be Andy Dick.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: brawndolicious on February 01, 2007, 10:02:13 PM: Cajolejuice: Jack Bauer pro-op
PD: Daniel Radcliffe in blackface
Willco: Tom Hanks, with no facial hair and bowl haircut.
FoC: Clay Aiken, will prepare for the role by soliciting gay sex online.
Mupepe: Malek
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 01, 2007, 10:02:16 PM: I DEMAND to be Mel Gibson.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2007, 10:03:04 PM: AN DEE DICK AN DEE DICK!
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2007, 10:03:07 PM: Dark Shake: Kevin Smith
Mupepe: Jack Black, plus 10 pounds
White Man: Brendon Fraiser
Bz: Marlon Brando circa 2002
WhiteAcid: Naomi Watts
Drinky Crow: Tom Hanks w/beard
MAF: gay asisn dude from Star Trek
Himuro: Cuba Gooding Jr circa Boat Trip
am nintendho: Random terrorist from 24
Phoenix Dark: Sean Patrick Thomas
FlameOfCallandor: Julian Lennon
Beezy: Chris Tucker
Cheebs: Brad Pitt
Malek: Sean Penn
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Mupepe on February 01, 2007, 10:03:34 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on February 01, 2007, 10:02:13 PM
Cajolejuice: Jack Bauer pro-op
PD: Daniel Radcliffe in blackface
Willco: Tom Hanks, with no facial hair and bowl haircut.
FoC: Clay Aiken, will prepare for the role by soliciting gay sex online.
Mupepe: Malek
What? Why?

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2007, 10:03:07 PM
Dark Shake: Kevin Smith
Mupepe: Jack Black, plus 10 pounds
White Man: Brendon Fraiser
Bz: Marlon Brando circa 2002
WhiteAcid: Naomi Watts
Drinky Crow: Tom Hanks w/beard
MAF: gay asisn dude from Star Trek
Himuro: Cuba Gooding Jr circa Boat Trip
am nintendho: Random terrorist from 24
Phoenix Dark: Sean Patrick Thomas
FlameOfCallandor: Julian Lennon
Beezy: Chris Tucker
Cheebs: Brad Pitt
Malek: Sean Penn
Holy shit dude. I'm not THAT fat.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 10:04:05 PM: I'm havign trouble casting PD.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: brawndolicious on February 01, 2007, 10:04:25 PM: Cuz he wants to!

and this just in, Daniel Radcliffe will prepare by having sex with horses.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2007, 10:04:43 PM: Brandon Fraser! FUCK NO!!! AN DEE DICK AN DEE DICK!
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 01, 2007, 10:05:01 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on February 01, 2007, 10:02:13 PM
Cajolejuice: Jack Bauer pro-op
PD: Daniel Radcliffe in blackface
Willco: Tom Hanks, with no facial hair and bowl haircut.
FoC: Clay Aiken, will prepare for the role by soliciting gay sex online.
Mupepe: Malek

I don't know what this means.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Christopher on February 01, 2007, 10:05:30 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 01, 2007, 10:04:43 PM
Brandon Fraser! FUCK NO!!! AN DEE DICK AN DEE DICK!

SILENCE ANGELINA
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: brawndolicious on February 01, 2007, 10:05:40 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 01, 2007, 10:05:01 PM
I don't know what this means.
After transexual surgery.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: makaveli on February 01, 2007, 10:06:04 PM: kurtis jackson or dmx can play me
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2007, 10:06:22 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on February 01, 2007, 10:05:40 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 01, 2007, 10:05:01 PM
I don't know what this means.
After transexual surgery.

That would be POST-OP, YOU FUCKING distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2007, 10:06:25 PM: CajoleJuice: Andy Garcia circa 2000
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 01, 2007, 10:06:46 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on February 01, 2007, 10:05:40 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 01, 2007, 10:05:01 PM
I don't know what this means.
After transexual surgery.

Did you mean "post-op"?

::)

And PD, I'm hurt by the lack of casting. Although, I should be grateful you picked am nintenho to be the terrorist and not me.

Nevermind. :-* I like that.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2007, 10:06:58 PM: Quote from: makaveli on February 01, 2007, 10:06:04 PM
kurtis jackson or dmx can play me

Mother fucker aren't you mexican? :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: brawndolicious on February 01, 2007, 10:07:31 PM: OKAY HE HAS NO DICK. BIG SURPRISE.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2007, 10:08:16 PM: Dude, I will not rest until either Andy Dick or Kal Penn is playing me.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: makaveli on February 01, 2007, 10:08:50 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2007, 10:06:58 PM
Quote from: makaveli on February 01, 2007, 10:06:04 PM
kurtis jackson or dmx can play me

Mother fucker aren't you mexican? :lol :lol :lol
ill tell you if you tell me what you are
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 01, 2007, 10:09:01 PM: I want Mel Gibson or GG Allin.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 10:09:22 PM: Enjoy Bell woods will be played by elijah wood
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 01, 2007, 10:09:54 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 01, 2007, 09:57:18 PM
Why am I Angelina Jolie?!

To bring the sex appeal of course

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Tina Fey doesn't do it for me anymore.
[close]

PD would so be who ever played Carlton.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 10:10:50 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 01, 2007, 10:09:54 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 01, 2007, 09:57:18 PM
Why am I Angelina Jolie?!

To bring the sex appeal of course

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Tina Fey doesn't do it for me anymore.
[close]

PD would so be who ever played Carlson.

I think that choice is too obvious.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: brawndolicious on February 01, 2007, 10:11:16 PM: Carlton's a little too black.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Beezy on February 01, 2007, 10:11:39 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2007, 10:03:07 PM
Dark Shake: Kevin Smith
Mupepe: Jack Black, plus 10 pounds
White Man: Brendon Fraiser
Bz: Marlon Brando circa 2002
WhiteAcid: Naomi Watts
Drinky Crow: Tom Hanks w/beard
MAF: gay asisn dude from Star Trek
Himuro: Cuba Gooding Jr circa Boat Trip
am nintendho: Random terrorist from 24
Phoenix Dark: Sean Patrick Thomas
FlameOfCallandor: Julian Lennon
Beezy: Chris Tucker
Cheebs: Brad Pitt
Malek: Sean Penn

HELL NO
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 01, 2007, 10:12:35 PM: I definitely say we cast Drinky and TVC as Mel and Andy Dick respectively.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: brawndolicious on February 01, 2007, 10:12:53 PM: who is the gay assassin from star trek?
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 01, 2007, 10:12:53 PM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 10:10:50 PM
I think that choice is too obvious.

Thats because it the perfect pick, and everyone has know that for years. My second choice would be Will Smith, just because he isn't really black either, lol.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2007, 10:13:13 PM: KAL PENN OR ANDY DICK OR BUST!

MAF will be played by David Spade.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 01, 2007, 10:14:33 PM: Quote from: Beezy on February 01, 2007, 10:11:39 PM

HELL NO

How about a young Denzel Washington?
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Vizzys on February 01, 2007, 10:14:52 PM: I feel left out :(
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 01, 2007, 10:15:16 PM: MAF is the Howard Cho to your Kal Penn and my DOOGIE FUCKIN' HOWSER.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 01, 2007, 10:15:24 PM: I'll take Freddy Prince jr. :-*
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: brawndolicious on February 01, 2007, 10:15:33 PM: Quote from: Viz on February 01, 2007, 10:14:52 PM
I feel left out :(
Eddie Murphy in whiteface
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2007, 10:16:05 PM: Quote from: Viz on February 01, 2007, 10:14:52 PM
I feel left out :(

I don't know of any eskimo actors.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 10:17:15 PM: Is Viz white?
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Vizzys on February 01, 2007, 10:18:49 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2007, 10:16:05 PM
Quote from: Viz on February 01, 2007, 10:14:52 PM
I feel left out :(

I don't know of any eskimo actors.

I'm white.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 01, 2007, 10:19:09 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2007, 10:16:05 PM
Quote from: Viz on February 01, 2007, 10:14:52 PM
I feel left out :(

I don't know of any eskimo actors.

I think the closest Viz will get is either Jewel or Bjork. Viz played by Jewel confirmed
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 01, 2007, 10:19:43 PM: FoC add me as Andy Garcia in the OP. It's the only person that's been recommended and I approve. :)
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 01, 2007, 10:21:10 PM: Cajole going for the secksy actor :-*

Andy Garcia is pretty awesome
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Boogie on February 01, 2007, 10:21:27 PM: Anyone casting Bob Saget as me gets a swift kick to the nuts. :punch
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Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2007, 10:22:17 PM: We should get Luis Guzman to be Reirom.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 10:23:01 PM: I think the brother from wonder years should play olimario
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 01, 2007, 10:23:41 PM: Quote from: Boogie on February 01, 2007, 10:21:27 PM
Anyone casting Bob Saget as me gets a swift kick to the nuts. :punch

Jean Claude Van Damn or the guy that played in American ninja for you.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Mupepe on February 01, 2007, 10:24:05 PM: Quote from: Boogie on February 01, 2007, 10:21:27 PM
Anyone casting Bob Saget as me gets a swift kick to the nuts. :punch
John Stamos as Boogie! That would be so awesome.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: demi on February 01, 2007, 10:27:15 PM: Here I am pimps, holla.

(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/3946/pimpdizzledemizy6.jpg)
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Boogie on February 01, 2007, 10:33:59 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on February 01, 2007, 10:24:05 PM
Quote from: Boogie on February 01, 2007, 10:21:27 PM
Anyone casting Bob Saget as me gets a swift kick to the nuts. :punch
John Stamos as Boogie! That would be so awesome.

oooh, I like! :-*
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 10:35:38 PM: Ok I updated
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Boogie on February 01, 2007, 10:39:59 PM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 10:35:38 PM
Ok I updated

one kick in the nuts, coming right up....
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 10:40:58 PM: Quote from: Boogie on February 01, 2007, 10:39:59 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 10:35:38 PM
Ok I updated

one kick in the nuts, coming right up....

You cant be John Stamos, Dave is much more your style.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 01, 2007, 10:41:14 PM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 10:35:38 PM
Ok I updated

wtf dude!
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 10:42:34 PM: Who will play Cajole.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: The Sceneman on February 01, 2007, 10:43:06 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on February 01, 2007, 10:24:05 PM
Quote from: Boogie on February 01, 2007, 10:21:27 PM
Anyone casting Bob Saget as me gets a swift kick to the nuts. :punch
John Stamos as Boogie! That would be so awesome.

John Stamos is awesome.

Scenester would be played by Ray Liotta or Adrien Brodie.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Beezy on February 01, 2007, 10:43:10 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 01, 2007, 10:14:33 PM
Quote from: Beezy on February 01, 2007, 10:11:39 PM

HELL NO

How about a young Denzel Washington?

:lol
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Boogie on February 01, 2007, 10:45:30 PM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 10:40:58 PM
Quote from: Boogie on February 01, 2007, 10:39:59 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 10:35:38 PM
Ok I updated

one kick in the nuts, coming right up....

You cant be John Stamos, Dave is much more your style.

y'know, just when I was starting to feel sorry that everyone has been picking on you.... :gun
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 01, 2007, 10:47:17 PM: Cloudwalking will be played by Lisa Loeb.
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 10:51:19 PM: And whiteacid will be played by Alyson Hannigan
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 10:52:27 PM: Wilco can be played by Fatty Arbuckle
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Post by: Robo on February 01, 2007, 10:56:16 PM: This casting is worse than Superman Returns. Be shameful, all of you.
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Post by: The Sceneman on February 01, 2007, 11:08:34 PM: Youd be Bill Murray?
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Post by: bagofeyes on February 01, 2007, 11:10:04 PM: Me

<--------
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 11:10:37 PM: You cant be your avatar. That's cheating.
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Post by: Mupepe on February 01, 2007, 11:17:20 PM: Yeah seriously. If I was Charlotte Church I'd stare at my tits in the mirror all day.
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Post by: Robo on February 01, 2007, 11:19:16 PM: No, I'd be Burt Reynolds
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: bagofeyes on February 01, 2007, 11:20:42 PM: I wanna be Mark Wahlberg
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Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2007, 11:21:08 PM: FUCKING CAST ME
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Robo on February 01, 2007, 11:22:00 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 01, 2007, 11:21:08 PM
FUCKING CAST ME

You're Pauly Shore
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: demi on February 01, 2007, 11:35:24 PM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 11:10:37 PM
You cant be your avatar. That's cheating.

But didn't you just put in your latest update for me...
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: demi on February 01, 2007, 11:35:41 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 01, 2007, 11:21:08 PM
FUCKING CAST ME

You're Horatio Sanz :drool
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Diablos on February 01, 2007, 11:36:03 PM: PhoenixDark: K-Fed :tbslol
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 11:36:21 PM: Quote from: demi on February 01, 2007, 11:35:41 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 01, 2007, 11:21:08 PM
FUCKING CAST ME

You're Horatio Sanz :drool

IS TVC fat and mexican?
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: demi on February 01, 2007, 11:37:09 PM: To me he is
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Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2007, 11:37:44 PM: I am not mexican!
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 11:38:17 PM: IS TVC FAT!!!!!!! :rofl
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: demi on February 01, 2007, 11:39:10 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 01, 2007, 11:37:44 PM
I am not mexican!

Robby is Spanish :drool
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2007, 11:39:48 PM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 01, 2007, 11:38:17 PM
IS TVC FAT!!!!!!! :rofl

No, but oddly enough I found the mexican comment more offensive.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Stocky on February 01, 2007, 11:39:54 PM: Chris Tucker? What fucking drugs are you on, son?
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: xnikki118x on February 01, 2007, 11:41:12 PM: HAHAHA K-FED.

Who am I?
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 01, 2007, 11:41:34 PM: Quote from: stocky on February 01, 2007, 11:39:54 PM
Chris Tucker? What fucking drugs are you on, son?

go with the joke man, I mean chomonn. chomonn stocky!
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Stocky on February 01, 2007, 11:43:11 PM: I won't be played by anyone other than Bruno Kirby
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Vizzys on February 01, 2007, 11:43:59 PM: Quote from: stocky on February 01, 2007, 11:43:11 PM
I won't be played by anyone other than Bruno Kirby

Vince Vaughn
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Stocky on February 01, 2007, 11:46:44 PM: Viz will be played by DJ Qualls. No one else makes sense.

Don't believe me?

(http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/DJ_Qualls%20-%202%20-%20Hustle_and_Flow.jpg)

PERFECT match
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 01, 2007, 11:54:20 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 01, 2007, 10:03:07 PM
Dark Shake: Kevin Smith

This is much better than Andy Milonakis, you idiots. Have you even SEEN Willco? ::)
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 01, 2007, 11:56:04 PM: im not that asian looking tho
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Vizzys on February 01, 2007, 11:57:26 PM: Quote from: stocky on February 01, 2007, 11:46:44 PM
Viz will be played by DJ Qualls. No one else makes sense.

Don't believe me?

(http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/DJ_Qualls%20-%202%20-%20Hustle_and_Flow.jpg)

PERFECT match

:bow the new guy :bow
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 01, 2007, 11:57:29 PM: Wow, if FoC sucks this bad at casting internet personalities, I can't wait till his first horribly mis-cast feature that crashes and burns, thereby ruining his little career. :lol
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Stocky on February 01, 2007, 11:58:52 PM: Quote from: Viz on February 01, 2007, 11:57:26 PM
Quote from: stocky on February 01, 2007, 11:46:44 PM
Viz will be played by DJ Qualls. No one else makes sense.

Don't believe me?

(http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/DJ_Qualls%20-%202%20-%20Hustle_and_Flow.jpg)

PERFECT match

:bow the new guy :bow

That's what I imagine when suddenly from behind I get chainsawed
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 02, 2007, 01:56:36 AM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 01, 2007, 11:57:29 PM
Wow, if FoC sucks this bad at casting internet personalities, I can't wait till his first horribly mis-cast feature that crashes and burns, thereby ruining his little career. :lol

I actually thought casting Andy Milinokis as you was genius.

And then Larry the Cable guy playing Emperor Triumph is just uncanny.

Shake, if you want Fatty Arbuckle can play you and Andy can be wilco. Either way doesnt matter to me.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: cloudwalking on February 02, 2007, 06:34:10 AM: Quote from: malek4980 on February 01, 2007, 10:47:17 PM
Cloudwalking will be played by Lisa Loeb.

:bow LISA LOEB :bow

(http://garfieldridge.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/4306b_lisa_loeb_02.jpg)

her music videos kick ass:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mn1hO-mMh8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka9mCmx9Jhs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajnU4ZxH1so
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p34KVKW_DWA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-hmhLK8ojA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOmkcPONdag

glasses
:-*
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: G The Resurrected on February 02, 2007, 07:29:35 AM: Hmm i'm actually offended more that i get played by the godfather than the stay puff marshmellow man... Come on guys you can do better.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: PhoenixWright on February 02, 2007, 09:37:35 AM: Heh, I was actually considering an Evilbore game project, where the GAF mods have taken over the (real) world.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: whiteACID on February 02, 2007, 09:49:27 AM: (http://z.about.com/d/beauty/1/0/I/G/alysonhannigan.jpg)
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 02, 2007, 09:49:45 AM: :drool
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 10:35:00 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on February 01, 2007, 11:41:12 PM
HAHAHA K-FED.

Who am I?
Hi, Ms. Diaz
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: whiteACID on February 02, 2007, 10:36:13 AM: Kirsten Dunst would be more appropriate for me I think
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 02, 2007, 10:36:49 AM: True, I think Kursten Dunst is the best choice.

I had to confirm you were worthy of Kursten Dunst, so I just stalked you for a bit on facebook. You're a looker Theresa. :-*
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: drozmight on February 02, 2007, 10:53:42 AM: I want to be portrayed by a fat Crispin Glover.

"Mooore snaiiils."

Or Phillip Seymore Hoffman, because that guy is awesome.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Beezy on February 02, 2007, 10:56:00 AM: Quote from: whiteACID on February 02, 2007, 10:36:13 AM
Kirsten Dunst would be more appropriate for me I think

Kirsten Dunst looks like a granny. Do you look like a granny?
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 11:04:59 AM: Quote from: Beezy on February 02, 2007, 10:56:00 AM
Quote from: whiteACID on February 02, 2007, 10:36:13 AM
Kirsten Dunst would be more appropriate for me I think

Kirsten Dunst looks like a granny. Do you look like a granny?
I dunno. I'd bang both of them. :o
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Tauntaun on February 02, 2007, 11:26:15 AM: <~~~Brad Pitt :pimp
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: etiolate on February 02, 2007, 05:35:58 PM: One of the Harold & Kumar guys for MAF

Oh and Christopher = Chris Klein.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Bacon on February 02, 2007, 05:48:01 PM: I want Orlando Bloom to play me. He's so dreamy.

:heart (http://xs312.xs.to/xs312/07055/orlando-bloom.jpg) :heart
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 05:53:15 PM: Well, it makes sense. Rodi wouldn't sleep with either of you.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Okay, that one sucked.
[close]
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Bacon on February 02, 2007, 06:05:13 PM: (http://www.myheritagefiles.com/H/storage/site1/files/62/14/72/621472_274523deeb3c5416r0ha10.JPG)

JOHNNY RZEZNIK CAN PLAY ME. :heartbeat
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 06:06:31 PM: He's so awesome! I've seen him live so many times :heartbeat
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Bacon on February 02, 2007, 06:08:40 PM: I WANT A MOMENT TO BE REAL
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 06:10:14 PM: AND I WAS NOT THE ANSWER, SO FORGET YOU EVER THOUGHT IT WAS ME
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Himu on February 02, 2007, 06:16:29 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 01, 2007, 09:49:50 PM
Himuro: Cuba Gooding Jr circa Boat Trip

WTF
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 06:18:25 PM: Quote from: Himuro on February 02, 2007, 06:16:29 PM
Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 01, 2007, 09:49:50 PM
Himuro: Cuba Gooding Jr circa Boat Trip

WTF
I think he's calling you black and gay and in denial.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Himu on February 02, 2007, 06:20:22 PM: WTF
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Himu on February 02, 2007, 06:33:06 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 06:18:25 PM
Quote from: Himuro on February 02, 2007, 06:16:29 PM
Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 01, 2007, 09:49:50 PM
Himuro: Cuba Gooding Jr circa Boat Trip

WTF
I think he's calling you black and gay and in denial.

I think it was more like calling me a coon!
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 02, 2007, 06:34:25 PM: WTF? I agree wth Humiro, Rupaul is obviously a better choice.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Himu on February 02, 2007, 06:36:30 PM: No it's not. I'd rather be Nick Cannon than that fuck.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 06:36:56 PM: I vote for Rupaul. Enjoy, Himumu.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Himu on February 02, 2007, 06:37:13 PM: You son of bitches.. >:(
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: etiolate on February 02, 2007, 06:40:50 PM: he wnats himuo's alabama black snake
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Himu on February 02, 2007, 06:41:33 PM: boom boom long time!
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 02, 2007, 06:41:59 PM: Quote from: Himuro on February 02, 2007, 06:37:13 PM
You son of bitches.. >:(

Post a picture of yourself next to who you want to play you.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Himu on February 02, 2007, 06:49:16 PM: (http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/4238/1006071826lse6.jpg)

(http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/0301/DLuke_150x218.jpg)
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 06:52:26 PM: :rofl :rofl :rofl

Yeah, and I want to be played by Brad Pitt.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 02, 2007, 10:21:50 PM: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/galeninjapan/loser.jpg)
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 02, 2007, 10:23:47 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 10:24:29 PM: :-\
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Tauntaun on February 02, 2007, 11:29:12 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 06:52:26 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl

Yeah, and I want to be played by Brad Pitt.

I called it, I called it! But it can be yours for a little nipple rub. :-*
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 11:56:07 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on February 02, 2007, 11:29:12 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 06:52:26 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl

Yeah, and I want to be played by Brad Pitt.

I called it, I called it! But it can be yours for a little nipple rub. :-*
*rub rub* lolz
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Stocky on February 03, 2007, 12:00:32 AM: I will not be played by Chris Tucker. Change it to Bruno Kirby, immediately.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: xnikki118x on February 03, 2007, 03:14:34 AM: Well, I did that celebrity lookalikes thing, and apparently I look like Jessica Biel and Eva Longoria.

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/xnikki118x/random/collage1.png)
Jessica Biel
Joely Richardson
Winona Ryder
Eva Longoria
Isabella Rossellini
Krista Allen
Ali Landry
Reese Witherspoon

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/xnikki118x/random/collage2.png)
Christina Ricci
Vanessa Marcil
Selma Blair
Claire Danes
Britney Spears
Daniela Pestova
Michelle Pfeiffer
Rebecca Romijn

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/xnikki118x/random/collage3.png)
Jessica Biel
Joely Richardson
Meredith Monroe
Kristin Kreuk
Kate Hudson [I have a picture of myself from junior year where I look like Kate Hudson! :)]
Samantha Fox
Delta Goodrem
Catherine Zeta-Jones

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/xnikki118x/random/collage4.png)
Eva Longoria
Jessica Biel
Kristin Kreuk
Isabella Rossellini
Joley Richardson
Shiri Appleby
Michelle Rodriguez
Alicia Silverstone

Looks like you were wrong about Cameron Diaz, Mupepe. :(
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: etiolate on February 03, 2007, 03:27:24 AM: Since I mentioned her in the euro thread, I'm going to go with Emily Watson for you.
Title: Re: Lets cast the Evilbore movie.
Post by: Mupepe on February 03, 2007, 01:42:39 PM: No way, Clare Danes. Please, my love. Please.