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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Cryo on July 17, 2020, 03:46:44 PM

Title: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Cryo on July 17, 2020, 03:46:44 PM
Not a joke thread, just cannot deal anymore thanks to social distancing  :'(
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Pissy F Benny on July 17, 2020, 03:52:42 PM
:pika
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: G The Resurrected on July 17, 2020, 03:56:01 PM
 :nsfw

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(https://i.ibb.co/WKtW2Tx/71c-Oap-RSk-YL-AC-SL1280.jpg)
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Bad Dragon also makes some options
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Himu on July 17, 2020, 04:01:25 PM
:nsfw

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(https://i.ibb.co/WKtW2Tx/71c-Oap-RSk-YL-AC-SL1280.jpg)
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Bad Dragon also makes some options

URL?
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Cryo on July 17, 2020, 04:07:08 PM
What’s it called, and how much maintenance does it need?
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: team filler on July 17, 2020, 04:18:03 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/YD2Cu6j.gif)
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on July 17, 2020, 04:22:15 PM
As a validated Jenna Haze fleshlight owner, I can fully recommend it. But I am yet to start a collection or branch out in anyway way. But man, that feels good on the benis
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Transhuman on July 17, 2020, 04:27:53 PM
Not a joke thread, just cannot deal anymore thanks to social distancing  :'(

Don't blame Covid-19 for your sexual deviancy.
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: porkbun on July 17, 2020, 04:40:02 PM
As a validated Jenna Haze fleshlight owner, I can fully recommend it. But I am yet to start a collection or branch out in anyway way. But man, that feels good on the benis

I got high with Jenna Haze once, does that count for anything?

But TBH I would say to go to the social media/onlyfans of your favorite star, most of them seem to be doing a lot of custom stuff now, whether that involves sleeves, VR, or just good old dirty talk.
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: G The Resurrected on July 17, 2020, 04:44:38 PM
URL?

 https://bad-dragon.com/shop (https://bad-dragon.com/shop)

Good resource for FL

 https://fleshassist.com/en/top (https://fleshassist.com/en/top)
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: tiesto on July 17, 2020, 05:11:58 PM
(https://external-preview.redd.it/1XJhxdE0UwRIL98feFx-9JcYS_E_htUW6CJa5qBe_HQ.jpg?auto=webp&s=1f4b708d00697adb7a93d1eb95b0d6a3c990bf13)
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on July 17, 2020, 05:20:41 PM
As a validated Jenna Haze fleshlight owner, I can fully recommend it. But I am yet to start a collection or branch out in anyway way. But man, that feels good on the benis
I got high with Jenna Haze once, does that count for anything?

I met her and said hey to her. But I was too awkward and weird to say anything more after that.  But then again, I was really there to lust over her boyfriend.  :-*
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: thisismyusername on July 17, 2020, 05:33:25 PM
Not a joke thread,

https://www.fleshjack.com/collections/fleshjack-boys/products/johnny-rapid

Combo for all your needs, bb.

If Johnny cool young dude isn't your style:

https://www.fleshjack.com/collections/fleshjack-boys
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Himu on July 17, 2020, 06:48:46 PM
URL?

 https://bad-dragon.com/shop (https://bad-dragon.com/shop)

Good resource for FL

 https://fleshassist.com/en/top (https://fleshassist.com/en/top)

Those dildos look great :drool Thanks!
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Himu on July 17, 2020, 07:01:49 PM
Wait they are selling dragon pillows? Is this a furry site?

Also that Fleshlight you posted is not listed on that shop.
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Himu on July 17, 2020, 07:07:04 PM
Ok the fleshlight G posted was a Fleshlight ice.

Link here.

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/fleshlight-ice
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: G The Resurrected on July 17, 2020, 07:16:46 PM
Actually that's the Riley Reid Quickshot in the picture I posted.

https://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-Riley-Reid-Quickshot-Ended/dp/B084KVY7T6 (https://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-Riley-Reid-Quickshot-Ended/dp/B084KVY7T6)

She's got an only fans

I don't know what Bad Dragon is honestly.
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Nuitangg on July 17, 2020, 08:55:37 PM
Lisa Ann's butt hole is fine but washing that shit out in the sink is pretty sad or so I've been told. 
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: G The Resurrected on July 17, 2020, 09:01:45 PM
Thats where the quick shot shines, cleaning that thing is a breeze since it is open ended.
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Cryo on July 17, 2020, 09:39:54 PM
Thats where the quick shot shines, cleaning that thing is a breeze since it is open ended.
It seems pretty short though?
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: G The Resurrected on July 17, 2020, 09:54:43 PM
If it gets the job done what does the length matter? Sure its short, but its more discrete and cleanable. The bigger FL products are a chore to clean and require more regular maintenance of the soft materials.
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: jorma on July 18, 2020, 12:20:41 PM
As a validated Jenna Haze fleshlight owner, I can fully recommend it. But I am yet to start a collection or branch out in anyway way. But man, that feels good on the benis

I got high with Jenna Haze once, does that count for anything?

But TBH I would say to go to the social media/onlyfans of your favorite star, most of them seem to be doing a lot of custom stuff now, whether that involves sleeves, VR, or just good old dirty talk.

At first i actually thought that Jenna Haze was a new weed strain i'd never heard of.  :lol
It really should be. I love all the haze strains.
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: thisismyusername on July 18, 2020, 05:49:42 PM
Wait they are selling dragon pillows? Is this a furry site?

Also that Fleshlight you posted is not listed on that shop.

Bad Dragon is notorious online for being a furry-shop. :doge

Notorious for this: :nsfanyone

https://bad-dragon.com/products/chanceunflared

Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Himu on July 18, 2020, 05:53:23 PM
Wait they are selling dragon pillows? Is this a furry site?

Also that Fleshlight you posted is not listed on that shop.

Bad Dragon is notorious online for being a furry-shop. :doge

Notorious for this: :nsfanyone

https://bad-dragon.com/products/chanceunflared

No thank you

I thought the snail dildos were just creative horror type shit.
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Don Rumata on July 18, 2020, 06:24:41 PM
Not judging anyone, but how the fuck have dog dildos become so normally accepted?  :doge
If i saw someone with a dog-vagina fleshlight, i'd be weirded the fuck out.  :yuck
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: thisismyusername on July 18, 2020, 06:30:56 PM
I don't get it either. I know someone with a Dragon Dildo and I'm like :yeshrug You do you. :yeshrug
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: G The Resurrected on July 18, 2020, 06:33:07 PM
Don you got a point, but we aren't dealing with normal people here!

The folks behind those toys have said at conventions that they make their male toys for insertion in other people. Think about that for a moment. What normal person wants to stick that inside them and have an experience like that? NOT NORMAL PEOPLE!

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Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Don Rumata on July 18, 2020, 07:24:36 PM
I don't get it either. I know someone with a Dragon Dildo and I'm like :yeshrug You do you. :yeshrug
Sure but dragon/alien dildos are whatever, because dragons don't exist.
Dog dildos though wouldn't remind you of fucking a(n actual) dog?  :holeup

Don you got a point, but we aren't dealing with normal people here!

The folks behind those toys have said at conventions that they make their male toys for insertion in other people. Think about that for a moment. What normal person wants to stick that inside them and have an experience like that? NOT NORMAL PEOPLE!

This information brought to you by All Gas No Breaks Patreon account
It's not just borderline personality furries using these, go 2 minutes on Pornhub and both dragon and dog dildos are very common. :ufup

But again, no judgment on my part, to each their own.
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: benjipwns on July 20, 2020, 01:06:00 AM
I got high with Jenna Haze once, does that count for anything?
what'd you talk about, Atlus strategy RPGs lol nerds :heh
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: thisismyusername on July 20, 2020, 05:05:34 PM
I don't get it either. I know someone with a Dragon Dildo and I'm like :yeshrug You do you. :yeshrug
Sure but dragon/alien dildos are whatever, because dragons don't exist.
Dog dildos though wouldn't remind you of fucking a(n actual) dog?  :holeup

Don you got a point, but we aren't dealing with normal people here!

The folks behind those toys have said at conventions that they make their male toys for insertion in other people. Think about that for a moment. What normal person wants to stick that inside them and have an experience like that? NOT NORMAL PEOPLE!

This information brought to you by All Gas No Breaks Patreon account
It's not just borderline personality furries using these, go 2 minutes on Pornhub and both dragon and dog dildos are very common. :ufup

But again, no judgment on my part, to each their own.

The "woman puts peanut butter on her vag for the dog to lick" trope is very common. I'm not surprised about the dog dick dildos. :doge
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Nintex on July 20, 2020, 05:32:10 PM
Let's hold a moment of silence for all the diamond dogs that have been raped by thots during the quarantine  :salute  :doge
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: benjipwns on July 20, 2020, 10:14:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pdiy0nniX4
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: thisismyusername on July 21, 2020, 12:15:59 AM
Let's hold a moment of silence for all the diamond dogs that have been raped by thots during the quarantine  :salute  :doge

They're all diamonds. :doge
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: team filler on July 21, 2020, 12:40:28 AM
I turned a chick down at a bar once and she grabbed my junk and said in my ear “I’ve got a dog at home that fucks me.”

That’s all I have to add.
:drool
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Rufus on July 21, 2020, 07:07:50 AM
I turned a chick down at a bar once and she grabbed my junk and said in my ear “I’ve got a dog at home that fucks me.”

That’s all I have to add.
That made my skin crawl. Thanks.
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: G The Resurrected on July 21, 2020, 12:21:49 PM
I turned a chick down at a bar once and she grabbed my junk and said in my ear “I’ve got a dog at home that fucks me.”

That’s all I have to add.

Well

Was she hot?

this would explain a lot of things
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: BisMarckie on July 21, 2020, 12:32:32 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rbc5rHp.jpg)
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Pissy F Benny on July 21, 2020, 12:35:13 PM
 :hmm
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: BisMarckie on July 21, 2020, 01:21:06 PM
Reposting riotous PM if that’s okay with him:


Get Fleshlights 25% off, just use the promo code: RIOTOUS
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Yulwei on July 21, 2020, 02:11:01 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/YD2Cu6j.gif)

Imagine the kickback on that thing   :-[ :-*
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Transhuman on July 21, 2020, 03:14:51 PM
I found a fleshlight in my dad's closet once but all it had inside was a spring and batteries
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Transhuman on July 21, 2020, 03:49:13 PM
Well I wouldn't say "professional", but a girl did show me her tits once
Title: Re: Someone please recommend me a fleshlight
Post by: Pissy F Benny on July 21, 2020, 04:29:17 PM
:biden