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Title: Poll: Best Star Wars?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 20, 2020, 05:07:57 PM

I was too lazy to decide on any other examples or delineate any rules for what qualifies as a Star Wars, but one I definitely believe is that it needs to have started after at the earliest, like, the mid 70s, as Star Warses are specifically a neoliberal and (I hope) perhaps post-neoliberal era phenomenon. Star Trek for instance is definitely not a Star Wars for multiple reasons.

and yes, this is sort of meant to push my fanboy opinion that Final Fantasy is the best Star Wars, but I'm open to being convinced otherwise

Title: Re: Poll: Best Star Wars?
Post by: Pissy F Benny on July 20, 2020, 05:14:12 PM

Phinal Phantasy bb

:expert

Title: Re: Poll: Best Star Wars?
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 20, 2020, 05:20:00 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/GoCshU9.png)

Title: Re: Poll: Best Star Wars?
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2020, 05:20:28 PM

ff

Title: Re: Poll: Best Star Wars?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 20, 2020, 05:28:54 PM

Stargate

Title: Re: Poll: Best Star Wars?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 20, 2020, 05:32:28 PM

I added a Ghibli option which doubles as an placeholder for an imaginary Ursula K. Le Guin anti-Star Wars (or IS IT??) Star Wars, even though it blatantly violates my own rules on top of being really silly. But we believe because it is absurd, etc

Title: Re: Poll: Best Star Wars?
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 20, 2020, 05:34:42 PM

I dunno if I want an Ursula K Le Guin cinematic universe, tbh. I mean, did you watch that Scifi Channel Earthsea miniseries? It was straight-up garbage. Like, actual poison. Dunno if I could handle something like that again.

Title: Re: Poll: Best Star Wars?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 20, 2020, 05:35:20 PM

Did I mention I got literally no sleep at all last night and have been up for 30 hours at this point?

Title: Re: Poll: Best Star Wars?
Post by: Tasty on July 20, 2020, 05:54:29 PM

Doooooon :nintendo

Title: Re: Poll: Best Star Wars?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 20, 2020, 06:02:32 PM

I have decided that Dune is not a Star Wars, however Twin Peaks is. I will NOT be explaining my reasoning behind this decision at any time in the foreseeable present or future.

Title: Re: Poll: Best Star Wars?
Post by: BIONIC on July 20, 2020, 06:10:19 PM

ur mom is a star whore  :drool

Title: Re: Poll: Best Star Wars?
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 20, 2020, 08:28:45 PM

Deathstalker was on MST3K and none of those others were, so I'll go with it.

Title: Re: Poll: Best Star Wars?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 20, 2020, 08:32:16 PM

Rifftrax did some video game clips including FFX at one point!

Title: Re: Poll: Best Star Wars?
Post by: Positive Touch on July 20, 2020, 08:56:01 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfTQDsGvKF0

the best scene in star wars

Title: Re: Poll: Best Star Wars?
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 20, 2020, 09:28:23 PM

remember this Star War?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENqYJRJztls

Title: Re: Poll: Best Star Wars?
Post by: Tasty on July 20, 2020, 09:35:45 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 20, 2020, 09:28:23 PM

remember this Star War?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENqYJRJztls

I love Final Fantasy.

Title: Re: Poll: Best Star Wars?
Post by: benjipwns on July 20, 2020, 09:51:28 PM

the first Guardians of the Galaxy was pretty good Star War

Title: Re: Poll: Best Star Wars?
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 20, 2020, 10:15:03 PM

Willow is Star War and LOTR fucking but they had a baby with learning disabilities.