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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: 213372bu on July 25, 2020, 06:35:19 AM

Title: Why isn't it common practice to use butchered meat cuts as sex dolls?
Post by: 213372bu on July 25, 2020, 06:35:19 AM

It seems like common sense, the sex toy industry increasingly develops plastics/silicone to recreate the fleshy experience of sex at high costs so why not just go down to a mom & pop butcher shop and workshop a nice, fleshy sexdoll without all the expensive costs? The coronavirus lockdown is definitely causing a lot of people to interact with this market that just seems really predatory and ridiculous in price.

Beef seems like a great place to experiment. In any given cut there could be a dozen or so pounds of different fat:lean profiles that are non-homogenized and change the deeper you go in... something that sex toys so desperately market as selling points to consumers willing to drop tens of dollars on. Additionally, the nature and density of beef means you have a lot of soaking power meaning no wash out jizz in a post-cum regret. Simply let it soak-in a bit so it doesn't drip and leave it in the freezer where you can then flash-thaw in a pot at will.

Also, beef has so many cuts that you can just modularly invest in different parts and logically line them up naturally in a modular fashion. for instance, you could potentially simulate a vagina/asshole disparity just like you could potentially swap between a sandwiched brisket and chuck cut. Especially with brisket, we're talking 20 or so pounds and well over a dozen inches deep. I imagine you could even lightly grill flank shavings to visually and mechanically simulate an outie.

Anybody that's ever cooked a halved chicken breast before already knows that they're meaty on the hands, and the natural slime serves as an almost permanent lube that would no doubt be great to motorboat. Roughly $2.66 for a fresh motorboat and titjob, potentially stretching that cost down to $1.33/$.86 depending on frugality.

If you really specifically prefer JOI/fleshlight experiences you similarly could purchase whole pheasant to stimulate a fleshy cocksleeve and it'll be way cheaper than some 3D model of some random retired pornstar's vagina, someone here mentioned a couple hundred for Jenna Haze?

Best of all you could store these different meats just by repurposing an old 6 foot freezer at Salvation Army/Goodwill. Invest $20-30 into various cuts/meats and you could essentially fit a whole sexdoll especially if you carve it to simulate the real thing. I imagine before it even rots, and you get tinges of gray, you could just cook it and get a whole second wind worth of usability. But even then, I don't necessarily know if it would come to that because by finishing->freezing->boiling->using you could quickly maintain a steady period of time in which the meat only airates for a couple of minutes at room temperature. And even then, $20 to replace an entire freezer with a cheap, fleshy set assuming equal aeration and usage?

Title: Re: Why isn't it common practice to use meat cuts as sex toys/JOI? Isn't it safe?
Post by: Mandark on July 25, 2020, 06:42:51 AM

Quote from: 213372bu on July 25, 2020, 06:35:19 AM

It seems like common sense, the sex toy industry increasingly develops plastics/silicone to recreate the fleshy experience

A lot of those aren't body safe. You want to make sure you're getting something made of medical grade silicone or certain other materials.

Title: Re: Why isn't it common practice to use meat cuts as sex toys/JOI? Isn't it safe?
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on July 25, 2020, 07:06:26 AM

I certainly didnt pay that much for my jenna haze fleshy. Think it was like 50 dollars max.

Title: Re: Why isn't it common practice to use butchered meat cuts as sex dolls?
Post by: BIONIC on July 25, 2020, 07:26:09 AM

:cenk

Title: Re: Why isn't it common practice to use butchered meat cuts as sex dolls?
Post by: VomKriege on July 25, 2020, 07:38:30 AM

Look up Ebola Syndrom, the movie touches on that.

Title: Re: Why isn't it common practice to use butchered meat cuts as sex dolls?
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 25, 2020, 10:21:03 AM

:existential

Title: Re: Why isn't it common practice to use butchered meat cuts as sex dolls?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 25, 2020, 10:35:01 AM

 :nsfw

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57c3a5e14d7be

 :phil

Title: Re: Why isn't it common practice to use butchered meat cuts as sex dolls?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 25, 2020, 10:45:20 AM

So, is the alchemy here that if you combine bestiality with necrophilia, maybe the negatives cancel out? I don’t think it works like that. 

Title: Re: Why isn't it common practice to use butchered meat cuts as sex dolls?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 25, 2020, 11:06:58 AM

if we are able to bioengineer meat would that make it ok and if that meat was only a few months old would that be a sex crime

Title: Re: Why isn't it common practice to use butchered meat cuts as sex dolls?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 25, 2020, 11:21:28 AM

Ahhhhh now growing a genetic clone of a pornstars torso to its proper legal age in a lab, well, capitalism will support this soon

Title: Re: Why isn't it common practice to use butchered meat cuts as sex dolls?
Post by: Tasty on July 25, 2020, 11:25:52 AM

This is how we get another Arklay Mountains incident.

Title: Re: Why isn't it common practice to use butchered meat cuts as sex dolls?
Post by: Mandark on July 25, 2020, 12:46:28 PM

pretty brave posting in this thread with that username

Title: Re: Why isn't it common practice to use meat cuts as sex toys/JOI? Isn't it safe?
Post by: Kara on July 25, 2020, 02:18:31 PM

Quote from: Mandark on July 25, 2020, 06:42:51 AM

Quote from: 213372bu on July 25, 2020, 06:35:19 AM

It seems like common sense, the sex toy industry increasingly develops plastics/silicone to recreate the fleshy experience

A lot of those aren't body safe. You want to make sure you're getting something made of medical grade silicone or certain other materials.

Did not expect you to be the first reply in this thread. :lucas

Title: Re: Why isn't it common practice to use meat cuts as sex toys/JOI? Isn't it safe?
Post by: BIONIC on July 25, 2020, 02:34:39 PM

Quote from: Kara on July 25, 2020, 02:18:31 PM

Quote from: Mandark on July 25, 2020, 06:42:51 AM

Quote from: 213372bu on July 25, 2020, 06:35:19 AM

It seems like common sense, the sex toy industry increasingly develops plastics/silicone to recreate the fleshy experience

A lot of those aren't body safe. You want to make sure you're getting something made of medical grade silicone or certain other materials.

Did not expect you to be the first reply in this thread. :lucas

Does Mandark strike you as the kind of person that would have sex with a live human being?  :hmm

Title: Re: Why isn't it common practice to use meat cuts as sex toys/JOI? Isn't it safe?
Post by: Mandark on July 25, 2020, 02:41:37 PM

Quote from: BIONIC on July 25, 2020, 02:34:39 PM

Does Mandark strike you as the kind of person that would have sex with a live human being?  :hmm

just cause your dad's a bit of a starfish doesn't mean he's dead

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Title: Re: Why isn't it common practice to use butchered meat cuts as sex dolls?
Post by: Himu on July 25, 2020, 02:41:58 PM

Um.

Title: Re: Why isn't it common practice to use butchered meat cuts as sex dolls?
Post by: Pennywise on July 26, 2020, 03:13:24 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUahLVJuUn4

It is pretty common for some.  :doge
There was radio show here in Germany, where people called to speak about various topics or specific topics.
Quite a few hilarious thing have been part of it, but the standout was the guy buying 60kg of mince/ground meat per month. Dude forms a figure out of it and is gonna enjoy the heck out of it.

Title: Re: Why isn't it common practice to use butchered meat cuts as sex dolls?
Post by: curly on July 26, 2020, 03:27:14 PM

I think we all assumed the Germans were already doing it.

Title: Re: Why isn't it common practice to use butchered meat cuts as sex dolls?
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 26, 2020, 06:17:06 PM

tbh the only shocking thing about this thread is that tvc didn't start it 10 years ago

Title: Re: Why isn't it common practice to use butchered meat cuts as sex dolls?
Post by: Rufus on July 27, 2020, 03:44:20 AM

People just fuck their pets instead.