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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Shostakovich on July 31, 2020, 10:10:54 PM

Title: If you could move your dick to anywhere on your body, where would you put it?
Post by: Shostakovich on July 31, 2020, 10:10:54 PM
https://nypost.com/2020/07/31/man-who-lost-penis-to-blood-infection-has-new-one-built-on-his-arm/

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A British man whose penis fell off due to a severe blood infection had a new one built – on his arm, where he even got an extra 2 inches, according to a report.

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“When I saw my penis go black I was beside myself. It was like a horror film. I was in a complete panic. I knew deep down it was gone and I was going to lose it,” he said.

He said he was “completely gutted” when his penis “just dropped off on to the floor” in 2014 – but his testicles remained intact, according to the outlet.

“Because I had been through the devastation of knowing I was going to lose it, I just picked it up and put it in the bin,” MacDonald continued.

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Surgeons formed a new manhood — with its own blood vessels and nerves – using a skin flap on the left arm of the right-handed man. They created a urethra and installed two tubes inflated with a hand-pump, allowing him to achieve an erection.

The shaft was then removed from his forearm, leaving the base, allowing it to form naturally as skin and tissue. He now awaits for it to be finally transferred to its proper location

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“When I saw it on my arm for the first time I was so, so proud. After everything I had been through it didn’t feel weird at all — it was just a part of me,” he said.

(https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/07/penis-arm-mcdonald-03.jpg?quality=90&strip=all)

 :crazy you have to read this shit
Title: Re: If you could move your dick to anywhere on your body, where would you put it?
Post by: team filler on July 31, 2020, 10:14:10 PM
right up your ass  :shaq
Title: Re: If you could move your dick to anywhere on your body, where would you put it?
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 31, 2020, 10:15:17 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0P8oRGI.jpg)
Title: Re: If you could move your dick to anywhere on your body, where would you put it?
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 31, 2020, 11:32:37 PM
in yer mom’s butt lmao, gottem
Title: Re: If you could move your dick to anywhere on your body, where would you put it?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 01, 2020, 11:11:29 AM
It's fine where it is but I would have a bunch of other, entirely new organs with new, modern designs at various other places on my body (some of them might be spatially independent) which are involved in entirely new interpersonal physiological systems, which operate in a manner analogous to sex and reproduction, and have their own social and relationship forms associated with them like sex does, but all with entirely different specifics and content. I've outlined this yearning in a twitter thread a while back:

https://twitter.com/Otakundead/status/853750669123219456
https://twitter.com/crossslide/status/854539751390498816
https://twitter.com/crossslide/status/854540508839804928
https://twitter.com/Xenofeminism/status/854705369985286144
Title: Re: If you could move your dick to anywhere on your body, where would you put it?
Post by: BisMarckie on August 01, 2020, 11:15:30 AM
I would put my dick below my balls. Subverting expectations.
Title: Re: If you could move your dick to anywhere on your body, where would you put it?
Post by: nudemacusers on August 01, 2020, 11:19:29 AM
I would put my dick below my balls. Subverting expectations.
plus your dick would be completely hidden :girlaff
Title: Re: If you could move your dick to anywhere on your body, where would you put it?
Post by: EchoRin on August 01, 2020, 11:23:08 AM
Pop it on the nose. You can lick one hole while penetrating the other.

Think about her pleasure for once.
Title: Re: If you could move your dick to anywhere on your body, where would you put it?
Post by: BisMarckie on August 01, 2020, 11:27:45 AM
I would put my dick below my balls. Subverting expectations.
plus your dick would be completely hidden :girlaff

You say hidden, I say protected.
Title: Re: If you could move your dick to anywhere on your body, where would you put it?
Post by: EchoRin on August 01, 2020, 11:45:05 AM
Bismarkie your dick kinda dampens random blows to your balls. Think of the random soccer ball or something else that knocks into your groin area. The cock minimizes the damage the balls would take as long as it wasn't some kind of direct hit.
Title: Re: If you could move your dick to anywhere on your body, where would you put it?
Post by: BisMarckie on August 01, 2020, 11:46:22 AM
I already have two kids, it‘s not like I need them anymore :trumps
Title: Re: If you could move your dick to anywhere on your body, where would you put it?
Post by: BisMarckie on August 01, 2020, 11:51:20 AM
Bismarkie your dick kinda dampens random blows to your balls. Think of the random soccer ball or something else that knocks into your groin area. The cock minimizes the damage the balls would take as long as it wasn't some kind of direct hit.

It‘s all a matter of perspective. Your balls would be pretty well protected from strikes from below.
Title: Re: If you could move your dick to anywhere on your body, where would you put it?
Post by: BIONIC on August 01, 2020, 04:19:59 PM
Let’s ask the important question here: how soon after the bandages came off did he suck his own dick?

I say 24 hours tops.