THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: james on August 19, 2020, 05:25:58 PM
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I try to open the door. It's locked.
I get a key. It won't fit.
I try to use a different key.
It wouldn't fit.
I try it again.
It wouldn't turn.
Fuck it, I'll try the other lock.
It turns but nothing happens.
I forcefully put the key into the first lock.
It fits.
I turn the key so I can go on the bore and make a thread to bitch about doors.
Door won't open.
For some utterly inane reason, twisting they key made it break.
Now a broken key is in the lock.
And here I am.
Fuck doors.
Fuck keys.
And if you're reading this: FUCK YOU.
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I have this with USB cables.
You turn them, you twist them and they never fit. :doge
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(https://i.imgur.com/dyQGhz3.jpg)
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:whatsthedeal
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I find most doors pretty confusing cause its like when I come it it decides to go one way but when I try to leave it decides to go the other way.
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This is ok for a james thread but anyone else who tries to make a wave of parody threads on this will be shot on sight
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I think what happened is that things went south after Jim Morrison died.
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Life hack: If you're ever at an office that has pull handles on push doors, you should take it as a warning sign that the people in charge are incompetent
I think what happened is that things went south after Jim Morrison died.
War Toad is pretty good :thinking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnErZF0LpAM
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They're are a garbage band with a couple of good songs
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They're are a garbage band with a couple of good songs
:rage
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED3mufU58bk
He's a drunken buffoon, posing as a poet!