THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: james on August 19, 2020, 05:25:58 PM

Title: What the fuck is wrong with doors?
Post by: james on August 19, 2020, 05:25:58 PM
I try to open the door. It's locked.

I get a key. It won't fit.

I try to use a different key.

It wouldn't fit.

I try it again.

It wouldn't turn.

Fuck it, I'll try the other lock.

It turns but nothing happens.

I forcefully put the key into the first lock.

It fits.

I turn the key so I can go on the bore and make a thread to bitch about doors.

Door won't open.

For some utterly inane reason, twisting they key made it break.

Now a broken key is in the lock.

And here I am.

Fuck doors.

Fuck keys.

And if you're reading this: FUCK YOU.
Title: Re: What the fuck is wrong with doors?
Post by: Nintex on August 19, 2020, 05:26:44 PM
I have this with USB cables.

You turn them, you twist them and they never fit.  :doge
Title: Re: What the fuck is wrong with doors?
Post by: team filler on August 19, 2020, 05:30:54 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/dyQGhz3.jpg)
Title: Re: What the fuck is wrong with doors?
Post by: EchoRin on August 19, 2020, 05:33:26 PM
 :whatsthedeal
Title: Re: What the fuck is wrong with doors?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 19, 2020, 05:44:03 PM
I find most doors pretty confusing cause its like when I come it it decides to go one way but when I try to leave it decides to go the other way. 
Title: Re: What the fuck is wrong with doors?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 19, 2020, 05:55:06 PM
This is ok for a james thread but anyone else who tries to make a wave of parody threads on this will be shot on sight
Title: Re: What the fuck is wrong with doors?
Post by: bork on August 19, 2020, 06:01:40 PM
I think what happened is that things went south after Jim Morrison died. 
Title: Re: What the fuck is wrong with doors?
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on August 19, 2020, 06:20:50 PM
Life hack: If you're ever at an office that has pull handles on push doors, you should take it as a warning sign that the people in charge are incompetent

I think what happened is that things went south after Jim Morrison died.

War Toad is pretty good :thinking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnErZF0LpAM
Title: Re: What the fuck is wrong with doors?
Post by: Himu on August 19, 2020, 07:35:19 PM
They're are a garbage band with a couple of good songs
Title: Re: What the fuck is wrong with doors?
Post by: Trent Dole on August 20, 2020, 05:09:37 PM
They're are a garbage band with a couple of good songs
:rage
Title: Re: What the fuck is wrong with doors?
Post by: Mandark on August 20, 2020, 05:20:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED3mufU58bk

He's a drunken buffoon, posing as a poet!