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Title: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Shostakovich on September 11, 2020, 02:48:51 AM
Assalamu alaikkum. Friends, colleagues, and my fellow Americans, 19 years after the darkest day in American history, we must ask ourselves: was Osama bin Laden right? I say this with the utmost compassion for all victims of all terrorist attacks. And I do not mean right as in right action, but right as in having reasonable grievances.

Was Osama not right about US support for Israel denying Palestinians their freedom and land? Is this not a crime against God and all Muslims?

Was Osama not right about US arrogance toward the Arab world? Does this arrogance not come from the widespread sin and evil in American society?

Was Osama not right about all Americans being complicit in the policies of his government? For if America is a democracy then all Americans sanction all actions taken by their representatives. And surely decades of policy continuity show that Americans do not disapprove of this policy.

Is it not true that tens, even a hundred times the amount of American deaths have been murdered in the Arab world unjustly and without provocation? And if this is true, is a retaliation so dastardly, so impossible to understand?

Is it so wrong to admit that evil wages war against the good, and so the good must in turn wage war against evil, even if that battle is impossible to win? Is this not what jihad is? Is this not the highest calling of all humanity, to sacrifice your life in the pursuit of justice?

With these and other such facts in your mind, I hope you will reconsider this day and what it means.

أشكرك على اهتمامك.
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: mormapope on September 11, 2020, 03:07:32 AM
 :gaas
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Transhuman on September 11, 2020, 03:09:25 AM
Fuck you

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fuck you
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Post by: Pissy F Benny on September 11, 2020, 05:46:09 AM
was osama bin laden framed? :thinking
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Post by: VomKriege on September 11, 2020, 05:50:02 AM
Memes for Bloomberg !
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Mandark on September 11, 2020, 05:53:27 AM
https://twitter.com/T_Rozzay3/status/64889433505284096
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: nudemacusers on September 11, 2020, 06:24:54 AM
more importantly, was he wrong?
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 11, 2020, 07:06:24 AM
Osama, yo mama!
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Himu on September 11, 2020, 07:06:56 AM
https://twitter.com/T_Rozzay3/status/64889433505284096

https://twitter.com/MrButterChicken/status/978943291428188160
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 11, 2020, 07:54:41 AM
If you are looking for work as a professional stochastic terrorist, think you have to move to Russia if you want to get paid for it.
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: BIONIC on September 11, 2020, 10:53:34 AM
Osama, yo mama!

My mother has no ties to known terrorist Osama bin Laden. Any evidence to the contrary is circumstantial at best. Cease and desist this slander at once.  :bolo
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 11, 2020, 11:06:26 AM
shonda plz
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Nintex on September 11, 2020, 12:40:05 PM
In 2020 Osama Bin Laden would've just been another edgelord on Twitter lamenting the fact that his Niece is a Trump supporter or like her he would've been a Q follower.
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on September 11, 2020, 02:13:51 PM
When the CIA released the contents of his hard drive, it was a bunch of porn and anime, as well as a bunch of emulators and roms, including FF7.

So apart from, well, you know, the actual follow through, he ws like an edgelord 13 year old weeb
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Nintex on September 11, 2020, 02:17:07 PM
Back then it was convincing but if you look at the Bin Laden tapes now, you can't help but wonder if Bin Laden wasn't just some third rate actor they hired to play a part.
And by 'they' I don't necessarily mean the CIA but perhaps Pakistani Intelligence or the Taliban.
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 11, 2020, 02:19:00 PM
I can help but wonder but I wonder why I can't help you. 
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 11, 2020, 02:24:09 PM
Osama won. America has been a nightmare since 9/11 :goty

But Osama's dead, and we're still alive. :smug

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o shit, you're right  :existential
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 11, 2020, 02:29:40 PM
The real question is "Did Osama win by destabilising and dividing America long term?"
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 11, 2020, 02:30:09 PM
Osama won. America has been a nightmare since 9/11 :goty

I should have read the entire thread
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 11, 2020, 02:32:42 PM
I was going to post that if 911 taught me anything it's how effective terrorism can be.
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: BIONIC on September 11, 2020, 02:32:59 PM
Osama won. America has been a nightmare since 9/11 :goty

But Osama's dead, and we're still alive. :smug

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o shit, you're right  :existential
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Osama is chilling with 40 big tiddy virgins rn, while you’re just a 40 y/o virgin  :goldberg
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 11, 2020, 02:33:33 PM
But I read the entire thread  :smug
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 11, 2020, 02:34:18 PM
BIONIC you get in between me and my jokes again and i'll cut you.
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: BIONIC on September 11, 2020, 02:40:25 PM
BIONIC you get in between me and my jokes again and i'll cut you.

I’m already cut tho
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on September 11, 2020, 02:43:30 PM
Osama won. America has been a nightmare since 9/11 :goty

But Osama's dead, and we're still alive. :smug

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o shit, you're right  :existential
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Osama is chilling with 40 big tiddy virgins rn, while you’re just a 40 y/o virgin  :goldberg

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Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 11, 2020, 02:48:10 PM
BIONIC you get in between me and my jokes again and i'll cut you.

I’m already cut tho

All I ask is that if you feel a joke coming on from my end, you hold your post until I can google how to spell all the words. 
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Trent Dole on September 11, 2020, 03:06:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNrdmjcNTc
WE'LL PUT A BOOT IN YOUR ASS
IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on September 11, 2020, 03:36:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr9Kaa1sycs
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Himu on September 11, 2020, 03:39:08 PM
why even make this thread
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: BIONIC on September 11, 2020, 03:45:45 PM
why even make this thread

Absolutely terrible, right?

You should leave the discord in protest.
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Nintex on September 11, 2020, 03:47:54 PM
OP should return. He can't just drop this plane on us and leave like this
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Himu on September 11, 2020, 03:55:24 PM
why even make this thread

Absolutely terrible, right?

You should leave the discord in protest.

Excuse me but, who are you?

Being a Senior Member, I should know who you are. Yet I don't.

I don't recall a single one of your posts. :thinking
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: BIONIC on September 11, 2020, 04:07:28 PM
why even make this thread

Absolutely terrible, right?

You should leave the discord in protest.

Excuse me but, who are you?

Being a Senior Member, I should know who you are. Yet I don't.

I don't recall a single one of your posts. :thinking

Green Shinobi.
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: VomKriege on September 11, 2020, 04:16:52 PM
why even make this thread

shosta is fancying himself a chaos agent.
Il faut que jeunesse se passe.
 :iface
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: zomgee on September 11, 2020, 04:18:59 PM
أشكرك على اهتمامك.

Hm. We must find this Jalaisl Sla Jusnil and change his mind.
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Nintex on September 11, 2020, 04:31:06 PM
why even make this thread

Absolutely terrible, right?

You should leave the discord in protest.

Excuse me but, who are you?

Being a Senior Member, I should know who you are. Yet I don't.

I don't recall a single one of your posts. :thinking
And this is why you must take good care of your brand recognition folks  :trumps
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 11, 2020, 06:33:24 PM
why even make this thread

Forget it, Cindi. It's a shosta thread.
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Transhuman on September 11, 2020, 06:38:59 PM
That shosta sure is edgy
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 12, 2020, 01:02:32 AM
BIONIC you get in between me and my jokes again and i'll cut you.

I’m already cut tho
That's illegal

In Denmark

Take that Osama
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 12, 2020, 01:35:49 AM
idk "right" but 9/11 seems like a really successful operation strategically in retrospect, in that it somehow set off a chain of events that catalyzed American decline over the following 20 years
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: El Babua on September 12, 2020, 02:02:59 AM
https://twitter.com/oda_nobunigga/status/1304278891020853248
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: VomKriege on September 12, 2020, 02:24:24 AM
shosta :
"Trump is peace and Ben Laden did nothing wrong ! What's the matter Bire, 2 edgy 4 u ?"
 :waluigi

Also shosta :
"Coming of age film about 11 years old twerking ?"
 :shaking
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: headwalk on September 12, 2020, 05:59:16 AM
you all laugh at this thead, but watch him now get a posthumous nobel peace prize nomination.
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Transhuman on September 12, 2020, 07:08:08 AM
idk "right" but 9/11 seems like a really successful operation strategically in retrospect, in that it somehow set off a chain of events that catalyzed American decline over the following 20 years

It lost them the religious holy war. They were always going to lose, but now it's happening so quickly they'll get to live to see it happen (the unlucky ones that is, the lucky ones get to die).
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: VomKriege on September 12, 2020, 07:32:34 AM
idk "right" but 9/11 seems like a really successful operation strategically in retrospect, in that it somehow set off a chain of events that catalyzed American decline over the following 20 years

It lost them the religious holy war. They were always going to lose, but now it's happening so quickly they'll get to live to see it happen (the unlucky ones that is, the lucky ones get to die).

 :riot :what

Project for A New American Bore Century.
Title: Re: Was Osama bin Laden right?
Post by: Nintex on September 12, 2020, 09:09:25 AM
idk "right" but 9/11 seems like a really successful operation strategically in retrospect, in that it somehow set off a chain of events that catalyzed American decline over the following 20 years
And Donald Trump predicted the whole thing in a book he wrote* in 1999

Quote
"Instead of one looming crisis hanging over us, we face a bewildering series of smaller crises, flash points, standoffs, and hot spots. We're not playing the chess game to end all chess games anymore. We're playing tournament chess -- one master against many rivals. One day we're all assured that Iraq is under control, the UN inspectors have done their work, everything's fine, not to worry. The next day the bombing begins. One day we're told that a shadowy figure with no fixed address named Osama bin-Laden is public enemy number one, and U.S. jetfighters lay waste to his camp in Afghanistan. He escapes back under some rock, and a few news cycles later it's on to a new enemy and new crisis."

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"I really am convinced we're in danger of the sort of terrorist attacks that will make the bombing of the Trade Center look like kids playing with firecrackers. No sensible analyst rejects this possibility, and plenty of them, like me, are not wondering if but when it will happen."

 :trumps