THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Nintex on October 01, 2020, 03:33:17 PM

Title: Post Debate US Presidential Election Poll
Post by: Nintex on October 01, 2020, 03:33:17 PM

Welcome back to Nintex LLC Polling. Thank you for taking the time to participate in our post debate US Presidential Election poll.
This time we've spiced things up a bit by adding the likes and dislikes of each candidate to measure voter interests.

Of course both political parties have selected the best possible candidate to represent their party in this election:

Donald John Trump (R)
A mentally insane circus clown who is over $400 million in debt with god knows who and stands normal every day trying to shout louder than an aircraft or helicopter engine and is somehow still alive on a 50 year straight diet of McDonalds and Diet Coke in the middle of a Pandemic he doesn't believe in. Would probably stop and push your car into the river if you had car trouble on a bridge or call someone to set it on fire. Loves none of his children equally.

Age: still thirsty
Likes: Cable TV news and Golf
Dislikes: Tax returns and war


Joe Biden (D)
An aged average Joe with a heart in the right place who stutters a bit, mourns his lost son and even though he hasn't achieved as much as some other notable politicians of his generation yet, he is well liked and respected by many. Would probably take a detour to turn around and help you if you had car trouble on a bridge and he happened to see it and send you chocolate and flowers afterwards to make you feel better.  Has not spend much time in public lately, sheltering for a Pandemic.

Age: Grandpa
Likes: Riding a bicycle and gardening
Dislikes: Cornpop and pandemics


Howie Hawkins (G)
Not even the Facebook AI's know who this man is

Jo Jorgenssen (L)
Face it, this is just John McAfee in disguise

Title: Re: Post Debate US Presidential Election Poll
Post by: Nintex on October 01, 2020, 05:51:43 PM

If you don't vote and have the right to vote as a US citizen, please state your name, address and phone number so we can report you

Title: Re: Post Debate US Presidential Election Poll
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 01, 2020, 05:53:24 PM

I'll walk over my vote for Biden to the local ballot drop box as soon as it comes in the mail.

Title: Re: Post Debate US Presidential Election Poll
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 01, 2020, 06:08:52 PM

I’m still voting kanye :smug

Title: Re: Post Debate US Presidential Election Poll
Post by: Nintex on October 01, 2020, 06:44:13 PM

Qanon says coincidences are mathematically impossible but he's never seen how many bore polls are shaped like dicks  :shh

Title: Re: Post Debate US Presidential Election Poll
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on October 01, 2020, 08:27:03 PM

Still undecided, mostly waiting for Trump to drop Pence for JFK Jr. if he does, he has my vote.

Title: Re: Post Debate US Presidential Election Poll
Post by: Lonewulfeus on October 01, 2020, 09:35:03 PM

Where’s the mupepe option?