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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Oblivion on October 02, 2020, 03:15:39 AM

Title: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2020, 03:15:39 AM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1311892190680014849


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Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Propagandhim on October 02, 2020, 03:20:31 AM
https://twitter.com/DNSLgames/status/1311916816495763456
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: james on October 02, 2020, 03:23:24 AM
(https://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/317/920/2ea.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 02, 2020, 03:29:03 AM
If he skates by with a mere sniffle at worst your country is fucked since there's no chance anymore to nationally tackle the pandemic. Especially with the expected macho downplaying he'd Tweet.
If he croaks on the other hand...
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2020, 03:31:45 AM
(https://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/317/920/2ea.jpg)

i'm well aware. but we didn't have a separate thread for it, so... :trumps
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: MMaRsu on October 02, 2020, 03:32:40 AM
Maybe he should try ingesting or injecting some bleach
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 02, 2020, 03:32:49 AM
President Pence  :killme
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: skullstorm on October 02, 2020, 03:34:07 AM
I call fake news
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Propagandhim on October 02, 2020, 03:35:41 AM
(https://imgur.com/apCLcOE.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2020, 03:57:58 AM
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Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: MMaRsu on October 02, 2020, 03:58:22 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/jacob_posts/status/1311930396024561665
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Tuckers Law on October 02, 2020, 04:45:52 AM
Well that’s certainly one way to try and garner sympathy from the voting public while also avoiding anymore debates.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 02, 2020, 04:59:35 AM
https://twitter.com/bigblackjacobin/status/1311911596298559490 (https://twitter.com/bigblackjacobin/status/1311911596298559490)

https://twitter.com/rzsherwood/status/1311902643493761024 (https://twitter.com/rzsherwood/status/1311902643493761024)

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Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: The Sceneman on October 02, 2020, 05:13:08 AM
FAKE NEWS
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: headwalk on October 02, 2020, 05:29:26 AM
choose your path:

the redemption arc  where he gets sick and nearly dies, but comes back as trump the white, embued with sense of mortal humility to convince everyone that he's just a wounded human like all of us and hey, let's give him another shot. like when marge paints mr burns nude.

the immortal demigod arc where he swats it off without as much as a cough and doubles down on the "i'm telling you it's just a flu, i've had colds that are worse, we need to get this country moving again" narrative and rewrites term limits so he can serve as the emporer of mankind for the next 40,000 years while consuming the life essence of his underylings so he can psyonically power interstellar colonisation and xenos purges from his golden throne.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Kunai With Chain on October 02, 2020, 05:35:30 AM
Has Nintex made the obligatory post yet about this being a 1000+IQ move by Trump to infect Biden during the debates?
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Let's Cyber on October 02, 2020, 06:09:23 AM
Shame, that.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 02, 2020, 06:40:26 AM
Choose your path

Trump hasn't been seen for 2 weeks since his family announced radio silence. The White House only releases reports of the President's day to day activities. But no access in any way shape or form.
Biden has suspended his campaign for the time being, telling his supporters to act with respect and decency. CNN has nothing new to report regarding Trump and stock quickly hits rock bottom.
By Election Day Trump has only made one public appearance to address the ongoing war in Azerbaijan and Armenia.
Biden wins the Election with little fanfare as the economy is cratering and the news media industry requests a 100 billion bail-out


Hope has infected Trump, most of his family and Pence. She releases a manifesto stating this is her revenge for his abusive behavior. Hope Hicks is arrested for the murder attempt.
Meanwhile Pelosi assumes office as President but it is quickly discovered that she too is infected by an unknown zoomer who met her at a hooters.
President Chuck Grassley is sworn in as the new President. The Republicans vote to replace Donald Trump and Mike Pence with Jeb Bush and Nikki Haley on the ticket to unite the two fractured wings of the party.
They win in a landslide against the Biden / Harris ticket after Jeb launches a plan to provide free face masks to pets to keep them save from COVID.


Donald Trump dies but the family covers it up by cutting the body in pieces and shipping it to Moscow in ice cream buckets. The news leaks but no one believes it, citing either fringe Q conspiracies or fake news.
Meanwhile Jared Kushner and Luckey Palmer create a convincing Trump Deep Fake Presidency using AI algorithms and Geforce RTX ray-tracing technology while fooling the public with fake Trump tweets.
Trump is not seen in public but campaigns 'virtual'. The Trump AI wins a resounding victory over Joe Biden for being able to campaign pretty much 8 - 12 hours every day.
Sean Hannity and other Fox News hosts are in on this scheme so Trump from time to time is seen on their shows with no audience but it's all CG and fake.


The Iranian National Guard Corps announces OPERATION ORANGE MENACE. They have infected Trump successfully in order to kill him as revenge for the killing of Soleimani.
The IRGC is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for this action by over 100 countries, which angers the US. Putin says he's happy they showed restraint in their vengeance and urges the US to do the same and not strike back.
China makes a video mocking the infection of Trump and forces Epic Games to stream it in Fortnite. The scheme fails, Trump recovers. He launches his Super Duper Missiles.
The world ends.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: VomKriege on October 02, 2020, 06:47:34 AM
https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1311897328182161409

:killme
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2020, 07:01:21 AM
https://twitter.com/Xenos_RIFS/status/1311961928961466369
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: thisismyusername on October 02, 2020, 08:33:01 AM
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Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: BIONIC on October 02, 2020, 08:37:31 AM
I’m amazed he just got it with all the close calls. Figured he must’ve gotten it at some point and was just asymptomatic.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 02, 2020, 09:45:06 AM
Again:

(https://media.tenor.co/images/16a348eada4372eed121803885a0a973/raw)
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on October 02, 2020, 10:23:27 AM
Trumps doctor says he’s going to be a-okay.

https://www.twitter.com/RonnyJackson4TX/status/1311946899331710977
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 02, 2020, 10:32:55 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/s52Bn2V/925-BF322-52-F2-43-CE-A81-B-8-EE2-F4-F2193-E.jpg)

Thoughts and prayers

I honestly don’t believe him
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 02, 2020, 11:06:39 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TST_hSuSw-U

The nordVPN ad :dead
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 02, 2020, 11:30:09 AM
where is your humanity stro  :mysterio
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 02, 2020, 11:51:15 AM
What a day to release this trailer...

https://twitter.com/neonrated/status/1312044877065068546
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 02, 2020, 12:10:52 PM
no wonder shosta quit the board :doge
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: MMaRsu on October 02, 2020, 12:22:40 PM
no wonder shosta quit the board :doge

Wait we lost shosta too?
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: EchoRin on October 02, 2020, 12:50:20 PM
no wonder shosta quit the board :doge

Wait we lost shosta too?
I don't think so. They happen to be a big proponent of the discord, so probably vegetating there much more, but I don't recall them saying they were leaving the message board.

Unless that info was dropped in the discord, but like all discord the main chat would move too fast for me to know :lol
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 02, 2020, 01:01:04 PM
shosta is non binary?

:gladbron
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: EchoRin on October 02, 2020, 01:10:33 PM
No. That just my neutral typing. A habit. It's like the royal We.

Edit: and I guess the slight paranoia that person on the internet might not be presenting themselves for who they are. Though Shosta has been open about HIMself, so yeah I could have gone ahead and used male pronouns instead of the more lawyer speak "they"
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 02, 2020, 01:13:36 PM
But the royal we is a mistranslation
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: EchoRin on October 02, 2020, 01:15:27 PM
But the royal we is a mistranslation

 >:(

I don't know why I added that. My main point was to just use "they" as a catch all term for any person.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 02, 2020, 01:31:41 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/1R6HD9v.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/3bVT8eE.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 02, 2020, 01:32:05 PM
Trumps doctor says he’s going to be a-okay.

https://www.twitter.com/RonnyJackson4TX/status/1311946899331710977

:fbm
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 02, 2020, 01:32:56 PM
Melania is asymptomatic, but Trump has a fever and cough :jeb

:jeb
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2020, 01:50:11 PM
https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1312065485400346625

 :biden
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 02, 2020, 01:55:36 PM
where is your humanity stro  :mysterio
Trump totally deserves to die a slow and painful death suffocating on his own cytokine storm damaged lunged tissue. He's truly earned it. :trumps

The comedy trump brings to the news cycle is the only redeeming factor, and him getting whacked by the hoax virus and the subsequent disarray among his doctor-bullying base would be an amazing last joke  :delicious
Come on Ruthkanda, lets not make this year a total disaster.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 02, 2020, 02:12:10 PM
Melania is asymptomatic, but Trump has a fever and cough :jeb

(https://i.imgur.com/DOCZIee.gif)
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 02, 2020, 02:16:20 PM
The "don't wish death on your enemies" pieces I've read are bullshit.

Shit needs to happen to this fucker.

This man has damaged and hurt so many Americans and things in this country. He has damaged American society in more ways that can be counted. There needs to be some karmic justice for this psychpath of a leader.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2020, 02:21:48 PM
https://twitter.com/drdavidsamadi/status/1312067213105471499
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 02, 2020, 02:22:09 PM
The "don't wish death on your enemies" pieces I've read are bullshit.

Shit needs to happen to this fucker.

This man has damaged and hurt so many Americans and things in this country. He has damaged American society in more ways that can be counted. There needs to be some karmic justice for this psychpath of a leader.

Evil never dies easy
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 02, 2020, 02:23:43 PM
If Trump went from no symptoms to Fever he's already on a faster track than Boris Johnson  :whew
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2020, 02:27:32 PM
https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1312090353319784448

yep, dude is pretty much fucked
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: EchoRin on October 02, 2020, 02:29:08 PM
https://twitter.com/GehlkenNFL/status/1312055681739100160

 :beli
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 02, 2020, 02:31:15 PM
He hasn't tweeted in 13 hours

It's bad  :fbm
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2020, 02:34:40 PM
He hasn't tweeted in 13 hours

It's bad   :jawalrus
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 02, 2020, 02:44:54 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjWDmYkXcAA_8UZ?format=jpg)

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1312100061241843713 (https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1312100061241843713)
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: who is ted danson? on October 02, 2020, 02:58:10 PM
I wonder if the ghost of Herman Cain is haunting the white house right now
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 02, 2020, 03:06:08 PM
I wonder if the ghost of is Herman Cain is haunting the white house right now
It's weird, this situation is sad and worrying considering the consequences of POTUS being incapacitated but because it's happening to the Trump house it's also hilarious af  :doge
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 02, 2020, 03:20:28 PM
IMO, and this is just IMO, this shows that you wouldn’t have two dudes who are old as shit running for president, delay the elections 6 months and get some better candidates who aren’t liable/likely to drop dead during their term be it of disease or natural causes :trumps :biden :rollsafe
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2020, 03:22:10 PM
I call fake news

I fall cake news
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on October 02, 2020, 03:29:10 PM
https://www.twitter.com/RabbeseKing/status/1311945333811765248
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 02, 2020, 03:39:57 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjV_GIpWkAAD_D6?format=jpg)

 :mike
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Trent Dole on October 02, 2020, 03:40:02 PM
The Drumpf, the.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 02, 2020, 03:42:26 PM
Ah yes, Larry.

https://twitter.com/abbydphillip/status/1312110456404803584 (https://twitter.com/abbydphillip/status/1312110456404803584)

Isn't there a protocol for these things. Like all the President's men are talking about his health now  :doge
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: MMaRsu on October 02, 2020, 04:13:09 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1312116155717308417
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 02, 2020, 04:13:41 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjWY2xtWoAAFboD?format=png)

Low Energy Donald  :jeb
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2020, 04:20:33 PM
https://twitter.com/PressSec/status/1312122950133272576
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 02, 2020, 04:22:08 PM
He’s obviously on a vent :titus
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2020, 04:26:51 PM
the fact that he's 'fatigued' seems like a pretty bad sign  :doge
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 02, 2020, 04:27:28 PM
He’s gonna be dead by the 15th gang, you heard it here first :rash
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 02, 2020, 04:33:36 PM
That cocktail apparently is an experimental treatment.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 02, 2020, 04:34:34 PM
Only 13 days of Nintex trump fanfic left gang :stahp
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 02, 2020, 04:36:47 PM
Only 13 days of Nintex trump fanfic left gang :stahp

"Donald!"

"Herman?"

"I told you we'd meet again, we were meant to be the very best, like no one ever was"
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 02, 2020, 04:59:45 PM
the fact that he's 'fatigued' seems like a pretty bad sign  :doge

By bad you mean good right?
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2020, 05:08:42 PM
the fact that he's 'fatigued' seems like a pretty bad sign  :doge

By bad you mean good right?

i meant bad for him
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: MMaRsu on October 02, 2020, 05:16:22 PM
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/OY9XK7PbFqkNO/200.gif)
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2020, 05:19:21 PM
OH SHIT

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1312138498523033602
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Lonewulfeus on October 02, 2020, 05:20:02 PM
:rejoice
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2020, 05:22:39 PM
he's going to be staying there "for a few days" apparently  :doge
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 02, 2020, 05:38:48 PM
Trump went from asymptomatic to experimental treatment to Walter Reed in less than 24 hours.

He's doing the COVID speed-run  :playa
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 02, 2020, 05:40:22 PM
He’s gonna be dead by the 15th gang, you heard it here first :rash

:trumps
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 02, 2020, 05:50:07 PM
https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/1312146075113807872 (https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/1312146075113807872)

Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: thisismyusername on October 02, 2020, 05:53:22 PM
He hasn't tweeted in 13 hours

It's bad  :fbm

:rejoice

Now if only we could be rid of you. :rejoice
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 02, 2020, 06:04:08 PM
https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1312149358356303873 (https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1312149358356303873)
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: stufte on October 02, 2020, 06:06:31 PM
Nah. The opportunity to come together as a nation was in the early days of the pandemic.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2020, 06:10:30 PM
This is moving faster than a japanese bullet train
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 02, 2020, 06:14:11 PM
time for symptoms to manifest tends be like 5 or so days right, likely infected Monday or earlier
hopefully got a fat viral load too

don't even need him to die, him even briefly ending up in Intensive would be an utter ride
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 02, 2020, 06:28:44 PM
https://twitter.com/jcartillier/status/1312155780657733633 (https://twitter.com/jcartillier/status/1312155780657733633)

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312158400352972800 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312158400352972800)
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2020, 06:47:37 PM
"i will never forget you"


dude is absolutely thinking about his mortality for the first time in his life
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Clockwork5 on October 02, 2020, 07:01:42 PM
https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1312149358356303873 (https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1312149358356303873)
As Trump showed us on this day in 2016, if you wanna win you gotta beat em when they’re down.
https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/782673397952094208
:trumps
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 02, 2020, 07:07:56 PM
Trumps dead and has nominated nintex as his successor :bow :bow :bow :bow2 :bow2 :bow2

Source: de telegraaf
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 02, 2020, 07:09:07 PM
https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/1312166609616687105 (https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/1312166609616687105)

 :yeshrug
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: VomKriege on October 02, 2020, 07:13:32 PM
Trumps dead and has nominated nintex as his successor :bow :bow :bow :bow2 :bow2 :bow2

Source: de telegraaf

DH.be
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: MMaRsu on October 02, 2020, 07:17:16 PM
This is moving faster than a japanese bullet train

https://youtu.be/hQ_Z-10dXSE
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 02, 2020, 07:30:21 PM
Stand in unity for the man whose legacy is mocking unity.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2020, 08:28:18 PM
https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1312178864177569792


as trump would say: not good, folks. not good
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: BIONIC on October 02, 2020, 08:28:43 PM
He’s gonna be dead by the 15th gang, you heard it here first :rash

Care to make a wager?  :pika
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: brawndolicious on October 02, 2020, 08:34:40 PM
It's kind of weird that this happened now. I'm working with a friend on a software tool that makes life easier for regulatory agencies and literally yesterday, I was talking to my partner about what paths we have to plan for when explaining to federal regulators our product. It's obviously ideal software for liberal policy makers but if Trump's still choosing the heads of agencies, then it could be a battle.

12 hours later, I'm wondering if we have god as a VC.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 02, 2020, 10:05:04 PM
what a great start for that SC nominee

https://twitter.com/riotwomennn/status/1312073400299466758

https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/1312209072238723073
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: thisismyusername on October 02, 2020, 10:06:41 PM
time for symptoms to manifest tends be like 5 or so days right, likely infected Monday or earlier
hopefully got a fat viral load too

don't even need him to die, him even briefly ending up in Intensive would be an utter ride

Jacksonville taking the win. DeathSantis basically killing his golden goose. :lol

https://twitter.com/fiordilise/status/1312172749331156992
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 02, 2020, 10:20:40 PM
If he dies too fast his base are going to beleive even wilder conspiracy theories.  Best case senario is he dies the day after lossing the election. 
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on October 02, 2020, 10:32:24 PM
he’s not gonna have corona by then
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 02, 2020, 10:57:51 PM
he’s not gonna have corona by then

Ya the timing doesn't work out but a man can dream. 
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: nudemacusers on October 02, 2020, 11:51:54 PM
this is all deeply hilarious i wish nothing but pain for all these ghouls
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 02, 2020, 11:58:25 PM
Herman Cain was admitted to a hospital on July 1st and didn't die until July 30th. It's entirely possible it takes Trump a month or so to die.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
He'll probably die sooner as he's fatter
[close]
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: nudemacusers on October 02, 2020, 11:59:09 PM
hermain cain dead? my man still posts on twitter :ufup
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: remy on October 03, 2020, 12:22:59 AM
Trump dying from corona after shit talking it for being no big deal last week would be some karmic weirdness
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Himu on October 03, 2020, 12:32:21 AM
he’s not gonna have corona by then

Family was in hospital for two months with covid.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: thisismyusername on October 03, 2020, 12:48:55 AM
Trump dying from corona after shit talking it for being no big deal last week would be some karmic weirdness

Less Karmic, and more "he had it coming."

He's fucked around, now he's finding out.

I hope "god emperors" little fanlings are now gonna wear a mask instead of walking around without it and "MUH LIBERTREEEESSSSSSS" bullshit.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: james on October 03, 2020, 01:28:14 AM
Democrats losing my votes with this come together crap.

How's the green party this year?
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 03, 2020, 04:27:43 AM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312233807991496704 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312233807991496704)

 :uguu
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Trent Dole on October 03, 2020, 04:55:34 AM
Democrats losing my votes with this come together crap.

How's the green party this year?
Same as always, what the DNC national platform actually should be, but even if they win so fucking what they have literally no one in congress so they're not going to really be able to introduce or pass any legislation. :doge
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 03, 2020, 05:52:11 AM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312233807991496704 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312233807991496704)

 :uguu

His brain must have melted already what is this tweet
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 03, 2020, 06:04:12 AM
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1312326791663628289 (https://twitter.com/AP/status/1312326791663628289)

The writers didn't forget to bring everyone back :doggy
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: thisismyusername on October 03, 2020, 08:46:34 AM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312233807991496704 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312233807991496704)

 :uguu

His brain must have melted already what is this tweet

Forget the brain melting. The second "L" is actually an "I".
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 03, 2020, 12:04:07 PM
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1312421426108993536 (https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1312421426108993536)

 :wut
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: nudemacusers on October 03, 2020, 12:16:15 PM
Chris Christie officially positive and since he's 400 pounds he's likely to die

:jeb
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DelightfulGenerousFlyingsquirrel-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: BIONIC on October 03, 2020, 12:28:56 PM
Chris Christie officially positive and since he's 400 pounds he's likely to die

:jeb
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DelightfulGenerousFlyingsquirrel-size_restricted.gif)

https://youtu.be/lmki46P1JBY
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 03, 2020, 12:54:50 PM
https://twitter.com/stevenportnoy/status/1312423908096827392
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 03, 2020, 01:12:47 PM
But the doctor said and I quote "The President is doing great". In fact he's doing so great that they needed 20 doctors to tell us how great he was doing.  :obama

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjavL0-WoAAdOxl?format=jpg)

 :wut
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 03, 2020, 01:30:29 PM
I imagine Trump is a lawn sprinkler when he speaks. Just strands of spittle flying everywhere without any awareness.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 03, 2020, 02:01:00 PM
That source is Mark Meadows, who was caught telling reporters this "off the record" immediately after the doctors left the mics :dead

:neogaf
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: james on October 03, 2020, 02:18:34 PM
So Trump knew he was positive, had symptoms, and still met with dozens of people without taking any precautions.

Democrats: DONT YOU DARE SPEAK ILL OF A SICK MAN
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 03, 2020, 02:26:41 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjbChJMXYAMsoON?format=jpg)

 :wut :wut
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: tiesto on October 03, 2020, 03:15:54 PM
Chris Christie officially positive and since he's 400 pounds he's likely to die

:jeb

I'll finally be able to cross the George Washington Bridge again!
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on October 03, 2020, 04:06:37 PM
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1312421426108993536 (https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1312421426108993536)

 :wut

https://mobile.twitter.com/THEHermanCain/status/1278735828907220995
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: thisismyusername on October 03, 2020, 05:43:45 PM
https://twitter.com/mxavier/status/1312465280228974593
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 03, 2020, 05:51:05 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/IgMyx.gif)

This gif hasn't been more relevant then now when checking Trump news
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 03, 2020, 06:22:22 PM
Mark Meadows has got the news that Trump is doing very well

Also Rudy is now the President

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1312498261861695488 (https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1312498261861695488)

Quote
“You go tell people I’m watching this coverage [reporting he’s taken a turn for the worse].

“I feel I could get out of here right now. But they’re telling me there can always be a backstep with this disease. But I feel I could go out and do a rally."
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 03, 2020, 06:57:35 PM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312525833505058816 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312525833505058816)

 :notlikethis
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: mormapope on October 03, 2020, 07:28:37 PM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312525833505058816 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312525833505058816)

 :notlikethis

People are doubting that this could've been prerecorded  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 03, 2020, 07:34:09 PM
It wasn't pre-recorded but they certainly edited out the coughs. Notice how he speaks 10 words before taking another breath
https://twitter.com/AynRandPaulRyan/status/1312528580836909057 (https://twitter.com/AynRandPaulRyan/status/1312528580836909057)
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: brawndolicious on October 03, 2020, 07:35:51 PM
Well he went to the hospital yesterday and that's clearly filmed from the White House. Unless they had somebody place a bunch of flags in some conference room in the hospital.

Also if you were checked into the hospital, wouldn't they automatically place an IV and give you one of those plastic bracelets?
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: mormapope on October 03, 2020, 07:37:28 PM
What's the proof that this was recorded today?
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 03, 2020, 07:40:25 PM
Well he went to the hospital yesterday and that's clearly filmed from the White House. Unless they had somebody place a bunch of flags in some conference room in the hospital.

Also if you were checked into the hospital, wouldn't they automatically place an IV and give you one of those plastic bracelets?
From what I understood from the reports yesterday, they have an office set-up there for the President so he can work and do his normal duties there's even a dining area and a Kitchen.
It's basically an apartment/office with immediate medical care available. I suppose kinda like a Camp David thing.

It doesn't actually look like any White House room.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: mormapope on October 03, 2020, 07:44:30 PM
Well he went to the hospital yesterday and that's clearly filmed from the White House. Unless they had somebody place a bunch of flags in some conference room in the hospital.

Also if you were checked into the hospital, wouldn't they automatically place an IV and give you one of those plastic bracelets?
From what I understood from the reports yesterday, they have an office set-up there for the President so he can work and do his normal duties there's even a dining area and a Kitchen.
It's basically an apartment/office with immediate medical care available. I suppose kinda like a Camp David thing.

It doesn't actually look like any White House room.


That has absolutely nothing to do with making a prerecorded video.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 03, 2020, 07:47:08 PM
Well he went to the hospital yesterday and that's clearly filmed from the White House. Unless they had somebody place a bunch of flags in some conference room in the hospital.

Also if you were checked into the hospital, wouldn't they automatically place an IV and give you one of those plastic bracelets?
From what I understood from the reports yesterday, they have an office set-up there for the President so he can work and do his normal duties there's even a dining area and a Kitchen.
It's basically an apartment/office with immediate medical care available. I suppose kinda like a Camp David thing.

It doesn't actually look like any White House room.


That has absolutely nothing to do with making a prerecorded video.
He looks very pale. He hasn't looked that pale in like... I dunno.
It could've been taped yesterday?

They clearly told him not to move his hands so they could more easily edit the video.

Also, the White House was in total chaos while this went down.
What makes you think they even had the idea of pre-recording something like this.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: mormapope on October 03, 2020, 07:49:14 PM
Well he went to the hospital yesterday and that's clearly filmed from the White House. Unless they had somebody place a bunch of flags in some conference room in the hospital.

Also if you were checked into the hospital, wouldn't they automatically place an IV and give you one of those plastic bracelets?
From what I understood from the reports yesterday, they have an office set-up there for the President so he can work and do his normal duties there's even a dining area and a Kitchen.
It's basically an apartment/office with immediate medical care available. I suppose kinda like a Camp David thing.

It doesn't actually look like any White House room.


That has absolutely nothing to do with making a prerecorded video.
He looks very pale. He hasn't looked that pale in like... I dunno.
It could've been taped yesterday?

They clearly told him not to move his hands so they could more easily edit the video.

He looks like he did when he made or released the video of him right before he got onto the helicopter. He looked like a pale log there too.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 03, 2020, 07:50:28 PM
Well he went to the hospital yesterday and that's clearly filmed from the White House. Unless they had somebody place a bunch of flags in some conference room in the hospital.

Also if you were checked into the hospital, wouldn't they automatically place an IV and give you one of those plastic bracelets?
From what I understood from the reports yesterday, they have an office set-up there for the President so he can work and do his normal duties there's even a dining area and a Kitchen.
It's basically an apartment/office with immediate medical care available. I suppose kinda like a Camp David thing.

It doesn't actually look like any White House room.


That has absolutely nothing to do with making a prerecorded video.
He looks very pale. He hasn't looked that pale in like... I dunno.
It could've been taped yesterday?

They clearly told him not to move his hands so they could more easily edit the video.

He looks like he did when he made or released the video of him right before he got onto the helicopter. He looked like a pale log there too.
That video was pre-recorded sometime before he left for Walter Reed, because he wore a different suit.
This is the suit he had yesterday when he boarded the chopper.

In any case, not having the tie shows this is a rush job.
He was probably either working or going to eat or something when they shot this video.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: mormapope on October 03, 2020, 07:58:36 PM
*Nintex writes fan fiction where Trump funds immortality vaccines and builds LOTR styled wall castles

"Hey, this video that just got dropped could've been prerecorded and was made to save face and to quell a possible shitstorm"

Nintex: Impossible! I have observations! Suit, helicopter, room. Boom.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on October 03, 2020, 08:01:26 PM
wishing good health and many good days for potus
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on October 03, 2020, 08:03:50 PM
SMH at all you conspiracy theorists. Clearly Trump has died and this is a clone of him. The weirdness in the video is just due to the clone still waking up (should be around 1 week).
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Nintex on October 03, 2020, 08:08:21 PM
*Nintex writes fan fiction where Trump funds immortality vaccines and builds LOTR styled wall castles

"Hey, this video that just got dropped could've been prerecorded and was made to save face and to quell a possible shitstorm"

Nintex: Impossible! I have observations! Suit, helicopter, room. Boom.
Tell me Q. How and when would they organize this?

Trump was orange all week until yesterday when he left with the chopper to Walter Reed, prior to which he indeed recorded a statement.
Today another statement, in which he looks visibly worse, not orange and worried. Sure, they could've lifted him out of bed anytime during the past 12 hours to record this.
And it probably took some time to edit out the coughs, but this clearly wasn't recorded weeks before.

Most COVID patients are not stuck in bed until it gets really bad.
I definitely think Trump is downplaying how bad he has it, that they edited the footage to cut out of the obvious coughs and the doctor didn't mistake 48 hours for 72 hours but I don't see what else could've been faked.
Or indeed my fan fiction has turned into reality and he's already dead and this is just a deep fake.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: mormapope on October 03, 2020, 08:12:14 PM
*Nintex writes fan fiction where Trump funds immortality vaccines and builds LOTR styled wall castles

"Hey, this video that just got dropped could've been prerecorded and was made to save face and to quell a possible shitstorm"

Nintex: Impossible! I have observations! Suit, helicopter, room. Boom.
Tell me Q. How and when would they organize this?

Trump was orange all week until yesterday when he left with the chopper to Walter Reed, prior to which he indeed recorded a statement.
Today another statement, in which he looks visibly worse, not orange and worried. Sure, they could've lifted him out of bed anytime during the past 12 hours to record this.
And it probably took some time to edit out the coughs, but this clearly wasn't recorded weeks before.

Most COVID patients are not stuck in bed until it gets really bad.
I definitely think Trump is downplaying how bad he has it, that they edited the footage to cut out of the obvious coughs and the doctor didn't mistake 48 hours for 72 hours but I don't see what else could've been faked.
Or indeed my fan fiction has turned into reality and he's already dead and this is just a deep fake.

You took my prerecorded, which I'm implying would be shit yesterday before the helicopter or right after landing, and interpreted as weeks ago.  :lol :lol :lol

Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: headwalk on October 03, 2020, 08:19:44 PM
trump is long dead, as is truump (his first clone). we only have truuump and bigger trump left.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on October 03, 2020, 08:39:25 PM
trump is long dead, as is truump (his first clone). we only have truuump and bigger trump left.

I forgot about bigger trump, haven’t seen him since he did the North Korea handshake.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on October 03, 2020, 11:44:40 PM
I can’t believe trump is still able to work this hard with covid!

https://www.twitter.com/AndrewFeinberg/status/1312587904015835142
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Oblivion on October 04, 2020, 04:20:32 AM
https://twitter.com/THEHermanCain/status/1312444689279184898
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 04, 2020, 06:58:49 AM
Was that video the moment trump truly become president

:phil
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: T-Short on October 04, 2020, 07:03:16 AM
https://twitter.com/jonostrower/status/1312616578773446656
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: VomKriege on October 04, 2020, 07:04:18 AM
PR is lies :pika
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: VomKriege on October 04, 2020, 07:05:24 AM
Was that video the moment trump truly become president

:phil

My money is on the one at Arlington.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 04, 2020, 08:07:45 AM
Does the presidential hearse have a cool name like Defense One or what ever dept. does state funerals?
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 04, 2020, 08:08:54 AM
Ground zero ?
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: VomKriege on October 04, 2020, 08:09:52 AM
He's only coordinating the arrests from Coffin Force 1
:brazilcry
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: thisismyusername on October 04, 2020, 08:27:16 AM
*Nintex writes fan fiction where Trump funds immortality vaccines and builds LOTR styled wall castles

"Hey, this video that just got dropped could've been prerecorded and was made to save face and to quell a possible shitstorm"

Nintex: Impossible! I have observations! Suit, helicopter, room. Boom.

https://twitter.com/jonostrower/status/1312616578773446656

...Oops?
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: mormapope on October 04, 2020, 08:59:41 AM
Stealing a Twitter comment about these photo shoots

Quote
Changed locations in 10 mins., signs a blank paper, lost a jacket, still wearing the same clothes he arrived in...where is his mask, the IV. for drugs, the neg. pressure room...? Are the photographers wearing PPE...? The US is really stupid if they buy these heavily staged lies.. 

Like, to take anything that's happeneing right now at face value is laughable at best.

Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Oblivion on October 04, 2020, 09:47:28 AM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/318761740315815937

my god there really IS a tweet for everything
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: VomKriege on October 04, 2020, 11:34:33 AM
Stealing a Twitter comment about these photo shoots

Quote
Changed locations in 10 mins., signs a blank paper, lost a jacket, still wearing the same clothes he arrived in...where is his mask, the IV. for drugs, the neg. pressure room...? Are the photographers wearing PPE...? The US is really stupid if they buy these heavily staged lies.. 

Like, to take anything that's happeneing right now at face value is laughable at best.

It's pretty much expected the government will not be transparent and forthcoming with the health of their current leader. Of course it's PR. Shoddy one (the Trump brand), but it's expected.

Really the only thing certain is that he has the Rona and most probably some symptoms that warranted moving him to a medical facility as a matter of caution.

I know people are hyped an all but I'd say it's more likely than not he'll get better.
They'll say he's doing fine until the very last moment if it comes to that.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 04, 2020, 11:47:57 AM
They're literally giving him every therapy for covid, but he's supposed to be OK.


:thinking
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: VomKriege on October 04, 2020, 11:55:29 AM
It's not a binary asymptomatic-or-death thing. :trumps
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 04, 2020, 12:02:39 PM
"We're just using trump to help calibrate the ventilator to get the best breathing rythm in the world."
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Rman on October 04, 2020, 01:28:45 PM
Trump is fine outside of having 20 doctors watch him round the clock and giving him experimental therapies!
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 04, 2020, 01:38:45 PM
The lack of bad news is discouraging.  Was hoping for a constant stream of O shit tweets until he died.   
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: thisismyusername on October 04, 2020, 01:46:25 PM
What's gonna be even more funny is that he's gonna be like "SEE KUNG-FLU IS WEAK. I STOK" or whatever and ruin the fucking response even after this near death scare.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: bork on October 04, 2020, 05:20:54 PM
https://www.theshovel.com.au/2020/10/02/coronavirus-has-contracted-donald-trump/

Quote
COVID-19 has contracted Donald Trump, it has been confirmed.

The unsettling news was confirmed in a tweet this afternoon. “Our thoughts and prayers are with the coronavirus at this difficult time,” the tweet read.

Condolences have flooded in from around the world, with thousands sending their thoughts and prayers.

“I’m so sorry this has happened to you,” one tweet read.

“What an awful, awful disease to have to deal with,” read another.

Millions of people have been infected by Mr Trump over the past 40 years, with some never recovering.

“This is a cruel blow. We’re praying for a speeding recovery,” medical officials said.

More to come.


:rollsafe
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: VomKriege on October 04, 2020, 06:14:03 PM
https://twitter.com/samueljrob/status/1312871453222731777
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Oblivion on October 04, 2020, 07:48:56 PM
https://twitter.com/AlliemalCNN/status/1312882992029655040

 :thinking
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 04, 2020, 07:49:54 PM
https://twitter.com/AlliemalCNN/status/1312882992029655040

 :thinking

:neogaf
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: VomKriege on October 04, 2020, 08:01:11 PM
https://twitter.com/CursedBoomers/status/1306733397365014529
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: VomKriege on October 04, 2020, 08:40:58 PM
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1312905604550275072

 :snoop :derp :brain

They truly don't get it.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 04, 2020, 08:55:41 PM
I think an outbreak has to look like Dawn of the Dead for people to care but who knows if that would be enough. I mean these people can’t see the basic problem of if more and more people are sick hospitals could be over run and simply not be able to manage other problems. Oh and also simply be unsafe. But no states should be 100% open.

Kind of hard to believe the president loves the people and not himself when he carelessly in dangerous their lives and has no qualms about taking away the healthcare the could help them if they get sick from him.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Himu on October 04, 2020, 09:13:12 PM
I think an outbreak has to look like Dawn of the Dead for people to care but who knows if that would be enough. I mean these people can’t see the basic problem of if more and more people are sick hospitals could be over run and simply not be able to manage other problems. Oh and also simply be unsafe. But no states should be 100% open.

Kind of hard to believe the president loves the people and not himself when he carelessly in dangerous there lives and had no qualms about taking away the healthcare the could help them if they get sick from him.

Spanish Flu in 1918 killed far more people and people still argued liberty vs human freedom against the virus. Humans are pretty foolish and will disappoint you nearly every time, especially Americans in particular.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/03/us/mask-protests-1918.html

https://www.businessinsider.com/san-francisco-anti-mask-league-1918-spanish-flu-pandemic-2020-5
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 04, 2020, 09:37:06 PM
Surely no ethical doctor would let a patient with an easily transmissible disease that has killed over 200k people in the country in the past 8 months and requires a 14 day quarantine take a joy ride with 10 people in an air tight vehicle because he wanted to prove he wasn't dead. Is this one of those things where technically all the WR hospital staff are military and so Trump as Commander In Chief can overrule them for something that fucking bonkers?

Probably
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Let's Cyber on October 04, 2020, 09:53:12 PM
Watch him go "back to work" on Tuesday pretending everything is great only to be rushed to the hospital on Thursday.

 :trumps

Dude's got at least a week to go before he should be doing victory laps in front of frothing sycophants supporters.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Oblivion on October 04, 2020, 10:39:31 PM
https://twitter.com/JoshNBCNews/status/1312911255557025793

 :mindblown
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Oblivion on October 04, 2020, 10:51:59 PM
https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1312939360325718017
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: Oblivion on October 04, 2020, 11:43:11 PM
probably the best pushback i've seen from a journalist on the trump admin's horseshit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRxFsVZUC90
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: EchoRin on October 05, 2020, 12:44:15 AM
https://twitter.com/samueljrob/status/1312871453222731777

The guys sounds like a variation of this character:

https://youtu.be/CKSc8JC0Q6c
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: chronovore on October 05, 2020, 01:16:38 AM
https://www.thedailybeast.com/joe-biden-tests-negative-again-for-covid-19-days-after-trump-is-diagnosed

 :biden
spoiler (click to show/hide)
:corona_rodney
[close]
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus)
Post by: MMaRsu on October 05, 2020, 05:02:38 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/ben_rosen/status/1312803177951973376
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: BisMarckie on October 05, 2020, 08:44:45 AM
We should look into treating COVID parients with a diet consisting of Big Macs and Diet Coke.
It obviously helped an overweight elderly man. :science
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: BIONIC on October 05, 2020, 09:07:29 AM
FACT CHECK: Trump is a fit, virile, young man  :ufup
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: remy on October 05, 2020, 10:04:48 AM
the trump as a healthy viral buff super stud is the weirdest right wing cognition
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 05, 2020, 10:15:47 AM
How the hell did he recover in 3 days.  :doge

This man's chaotic energy is off the charts.
If not even the deadliest virus since 1920 can stump the Trump why do people think mail-in ballots can?
He will just eat the mail or set it on fire or both.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 05, 2020, 10:18:44 AM
Narrator: He didn't.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: BisMarckie on October 05, 2020, 10:38:02 AM
Can you use them for quick gains? :gopnik
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Himu on October 05, 2020, 11:16:46 AM
jfc

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1313134140359933959
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 05, 2020, 01:32:51 PM
https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1313125654897008641 (https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1313125654897008641)

this take :jeb

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/1313154949115793409 (https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/1313154949115793409)

this take :lawd
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 05, 2020, 02:10:01 PM
Kelleyanne conways daughter has it

Someone with tik tok please keep us appraised of this development
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 05, 2020, 02:23:48 PM
https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/1313129608812912646 (https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/1313129608812912646)
Quote
According to sources, Don Jr. has told friends that he tried lobbying Ivanka Trump, Eric Trump, and Jared Kushner to convince the president that he needs to stop acting unstable. “Don Jr. has said he wants to stage an intervention, but Jared and Ivanka keep telling Trump how great he’s doing,”

https://twitter.com/DanaBashCNN/status/1313175430615240704 (https://twitter.com/DanaBashCNN/status/1313175430615240704)

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313186529058136070 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313186529058136070)

 :trumps
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 05, 2020, 02:39:31 PM
:rejoice

spoiler (click to show/hide)
he'll be on a vent by sunday
[close]
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: bork on October 05, 2020, 02:44:54 PM
It's been deleted, what kind of :smoothbrain: thing was it

Appears to have been an edit- they probably deleted a cough or something.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Let's Cyber on October 05, 2020, 02:47:28 PM
Quote
I feel better than I did 20 years ago!
  :derp

Dude is high on oxy
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 05, 2020, 02:51:22 PM
No campaign management to reign him in, no press secretary to make statements on his behalf.

This is going to be Trump Unleashed  :titus
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 05, 2020, 02:51:49 PM
Well there goes any chance for him having a more nuanced take on corvid. I guess anyone who dies of it now was letting it happen and anti-maskers are just living thier life.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: stufte on October 05, 2020, 02:57:03 PM
Anyone who thought he'd have some sort of epiphany and change his mind on masks or the virus are just as stupid as his MAGAt followers.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 05, 2020, 02:59:11 PM
I hope the idiot democrats who felt bad for him this weekend learn a fucking lesson.

They won't.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 05, 2020, 03:36:18 PM
https://twitter.com/mviser/status/1313199015308259328 (https://twitter.com/mviser/status/1313199015308259328)

wtf is this


Dr. also says no signs of live virus anymore and Trump is no longer contagious.  :doge
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: tiesto on October 05, 2020, 03:40:41 PM
Exactly what I predicted to happen. He'd be one of the lucky ones, survive it without needing a ventilator, and then continue to downplay it... Karma doesn't exist, especially for the rich :/
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Let's Cyber on October 05, 2020, 03:48:25 PM
Exactly what I predicted to happen. He'd be one of the lucky ones, survive it without needing a ventilator, and then continue to downplay it... Karma doesn't exist, especially for the rich :/
Trump is not in the clear by any stretch.

 https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/05/timeline-boris-johnson-and-coronavirus

This Trump trying really hard to project strength to his dumbfuck base.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 05, 2020, 03:50:06 PM
Guys Hugo Chavez did this for like 2 years. He was reported dead multiple times.

Its the strongman playbook
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 05, 2020, 03:53:29 PM
bolisnaro has had it about 7 times, corona is overrated :doge
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: T-Short on October 05, 2020, 04:01:08 PM
https://twitter.com/TimOBrien/status/1313192280971452418
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 05, 2020, 04:10:30 PM
Eh I'm sure nothing bad will happen. Nothing seems to stop Trump and all this has done is make the left look stupid(again). It's pretty much a win win for Trump. Now he can speak from experince and say Corna is nothing to worry about. This is also took off any heat from the debacle of a debate.

Get ready for four more years.

Now I am starting to understand voter apathy.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 05, 2020, 04:19:10 PM
That's what it looks like to you and me.

But these last four years have taught me that reality dosen't exist anymore.

I hope a majority of the American populace can see that, but I mean who can say anymore.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: BIONIC on October 05, 2020, 04:20:05 PM
This is also took off any heat from the debacle of a debate.
Within three days Trump went from having the worst debate performance of his life to infecting multiple senators, staff, and donors with a deadly virus and is currently making a public spectacle of himself with the possibility of his death in the near future.

Sounds like a great leader to me. He has my vote  :morans
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 05, 2020, 04:26:12 PM
This is also took off any heat from the debacle of a debate.
Within three days Trump went from having the worst debate performance of his life to infecting multiple senators, staff, and donors with a deadly virus and is currently making a public spectacle of himself with the possibility of his death in the near future.

He not only beat Biden, he beat Covid all within seven days.

 :punch
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 05, 2020, 04:26:32 PM
I wonder if CNN will collectively commit Seppuku live on air if Trump wins again November 3rd through the rust belt and picks up another state like Minnesota or Nevada while they've anxiously waited all night for Texas to flip.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: naff on October 05, 2020, 04:30:14 PM
either trump dies and covid proves him not to be the winner, or trump lives and he declares himself the ultimate winner and gloats as if it's because he has stronger resolve, like those who died were just soft. there's no middle ground.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 05, 2020, 04:33:13 PM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313186529058136070
"Don't be afraid of COVID."
 :derp
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on October 05, 2020, 04:43:17 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/sgallman/status/1313210981904982016

Please let his doctors give him steroids before the debate.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 05, 2020, 04:45:45 PM
Give him 500 grams of test and 50 grams of dbol anavar
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Coitus on October 05, 2020, 05:25:41 PM
Aren't you supposed to quarantine for 14 days after symptoms improve?

I hope he collapses on the stage. 
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 05, 2020, 05:27:50 PM
2 days until Harris / Pence debate. Will Trump be in the audience?  :lol
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 05, 2020, 06:02:40 PM
Guys, Trump is basically Idiot Wolverine. His healing factor is off the charts, if eating like a shit covered raccoon and being 74 doesn't kill him, probably nothing will.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Kunai With Chain on October 05, 2020, 06:04:31 PM
Time for Biden to demand a drug test this time.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: CADborted on October 05, 2020, 06:05:13 PM
Guys, Trump is basically Idiot Wolverine.
Tangerine.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 05, 2020, 06:12:06 PM
get in da choppa
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Oblivion on October 05, 2020, 06:45:36 PM
https://twitter.com/TimOBrien/status/1313192280971452418

(https://i.insider.com/535ac1ff6bb3f7b176505e1f?width=952&format=jpeg)
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 05, 2020, 06:50:14 PM
https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1313249270494101507 (https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1313249270494101507)

Trump's back. Definitely him with the wanking fists and stairs phobia and not a body double.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: MMaRsu on October 05, 2020, 06:56:58 PM
https://www.theonion.com/trump-supporters-fighting-over-used-tissues-president-t-1845276433?utm_source=TheOnion_Daily_RSS&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2020-10-05

Trump Supporters Fighting Over Used Tissues President Tossed From SUV

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,pg_1,q_80,w_1600/a9mnnydmjfa3qwk3szha.jpg)

BETHESDA, MD—Clawing at each other as they grabbed up his discarded, mucus-filled wipings, supporters of President Donald Trump reportedly fought over the used facial tissues he tossed from his SUV Sunday as his motorcade passed by outside Walter Reed National Military Medical Center. “Fuck you, that one’s mine!” said Lewis Reynolds, a 33-year-old presidential well-wisher who was seen exchanging blows with other Trump fans as they brawled in the street to secure possession of one of the dozen or so crumpled-up and fully saturated tissues. “Give it back! He was looking at me when he threw it out. I was standing right here waiting to catch it during his whole coughing fit, and then you swooped in at the last second and stole it from me!” Having emerged from the struggle with a tissue to take home, a visibly excited Reynolds told reporters he would be preserving it for posterity and was “never going to wash [his] hands again!”
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 05, 2020, 07:04:38 PM
the fuck is going on
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Let's Cyber on October 05, 2020, 07:05:47 PM
Trump is maskless in the doorway for a photo-op.

 :doge :rofl
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 05, 2020, 07:22:59 PM
I have remained firm in my ironclad conviction that I have no idea what is going on
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: thisismyusername on October 05, 2020, 07:26:38 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/sgallman/status/1313210981904982016

Please let his doctors give him steroids before the debate.

May Allah take them both. 🙏 🙏 🙏 🦀🦀🦀
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: tiesto on October 05, 2020, 07:36:03 PM
Already seeing the fucker anti-maskers downplaying the virus because Trump survived it.  :punch
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 05, 2020, 07:43:35 PM
It is what it is!
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: stufte on October 05, 2020, 07:46:51 PM
Claudia Connway: the most reliable source of news

https://twitter.com/SailorZZtar/status/1313234717106470917
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 05, 2020, 07:48:15 PM
Claudia Connway: the most reliable source of news

https://twitter.com/SailorZZtar/status/1313234717106470917

:rejoice
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: thisismyusername on October 05, 2020, 07:48:30 PM
This dude seriously had someone do his make up so he could go home, immediately take his mask off, then film a commercial or twitter video, then kept his mask off while people were all up around him WHILE HE STILL HAS COVID, at a building where close to 30 people have come down with COVID in the past week, including house staff that didn't even have direct contact with any of the known people who have had it.

:titus :titus :titus

Yes, and?

Trumps "draining the swamp," just not in the way anyone expected. :kermit
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 05, 2020, 07:48:59 PM
CNN calls him Mussolini and the blue checkmarks Hitler because he stared and saluted the helicopter pilots as they lifted off from the White House lawn.

for what it is worth on TikTok Claudia Conway said he's not doing well at all and the doctors could merely stabilize him.

beaten like Claudia Conway when her mom finds out she's using TikTok again
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 05, 2020, 08:02:08 PM
Kelleyanne conways daughter has it

Someone with tik tok please keep us appraised of this development

I told u
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 05, 2020, 08:03:30 PM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313267615083761665 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313267615083761665)

 :idont
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Oblivion on October 05, 2020, 08:28:44 PM
https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1313270594314461186
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 05, 2020, 09:49:03 PM
nobody realizes that joy Reid was being facetious?
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 05, 2020, 09:57:09 PM
The Mussolini comment
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 05, 2020, 10:19:26 PM
What?

Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: who is ted danson? on October 06, 2020, 03:00:38 AM
https://twitter.com/ZManUN/status/1313264701506301963


 :lol :lol :lol

I hope he shit talks Cain-dog for dying from rona
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: kingv on October 06, 2020, 03:59:06 AM
He will but do it in a racist way.

“I don’t know why I beat and Herman Cain didnt. I love Herman Cain. They say it’s worse for the blacks. They love me by the way”
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 06, 2020, 08:09:39 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/j5yzc6/kellyanne_conway_freaks_out_at_her_daughter_about/
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 06, 2020, 08:15:59 AM
The Conway kid has the same energy as her mother and is using everything she learned from her to great effect.  :lol
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 06, 2020, 08:19:28 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/j5yzc6/kellyanne_conway_freaks_out_at_her_daughter_about/

Imagine being mad at your daughter for doing what you do.

:rofl
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: BIONIC on October 06, 2020, 10:19:17 AM
#Claudia2020
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 06, 2020, 01:32:33 PM
Why is she in bed with earrings and necklaces and stuff, is that what kids wear these days?

Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 06, 2020, 01:34:09 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjqPTnsWsAIkX55?format=jpg&name=medium)


"He reports no symptoms"

These doctors are from AD aren't they?

Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on October 06, 2020, 01:35:29 PM
(https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/trump_returns_to_white_house-1024x753.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Himu on October 06, 2020, 01:43:11 PM
Fredo Cuomo :dead
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 06, 2020, 01:48:17 PM
Lot of good material for the "life comes at you fast" takes when hes back on the ventilator in a few days
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 06, 2020, 02:06:12 PM
@realDonaldTrump
THANK YOU FORD FOR THIS INCREDIBLE VENTILATOR

@scottadamsays
President Trump just won the election

@CNNBreakingNews
Trump campaign aide: President Trump is showing the world the incredible manufacturing capability of the United States


Breaking: no more wars

https://twitter.com/KFaulders/status/1313522445731745792 (https://twitter.com/KFaulders/status/1313522445731745792)
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 06, 2020, 02:36:10 PM
Ok, now I want "Donald Trump dies due to faulty Ford ventilator"
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 06, 2020, 03:01:40 PM
Don Jr. attempts at reigning in his father have failed

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313551795646541824 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313551795646541824)

Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 06, 2020, 04:32:01 PM
The president is literally trying to do a hostage negotiation with the population for a relief package in the midst of a pandemic that 3 days ago he wanted completed immediately. Mike Pence has reneged on plexiglass barriers for the debate. HE'S THE HEAD OF THE CORONAVIRUS TASKFORCE. THE BUILDING HE WORKS IN HAS AT LEAST 15 ACTIVE CASES OF COVID. THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN PERSONALLY SPREADING IT.

:rage :rage :rage :rage :existential

You need to distract yourself.

I suggest you focus on the cool new hurricane in the carribean.

Its extremely unlikely, but one model has predicted winds reach 220mph, which is poetic. It would shatter all records, and is very unlikely.

But still, cool stuff.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 06, 2020, 04:34:05 PM
Did this guy just get some really bad news and is just yoloing in his last days?
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 06, 2020, 04:40:15 PM
The only way to recover this year is for Trump to get blown out in the election and then die from COVID complications right after

Yup.

I want him to see the 300 point loss from his hospital bed. I want that to kill him.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 06, 2020, 05:16:50 PM
Trump quickly reminding everyone that they hate his guts instead of milking his illness for a little while to garner some sympathy votes. :neogaf
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Himu on October 06, 2020, 06:00:54 PM
What a terrible president.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 06, 2020, 06:12:01 PM
Did this guy just get some really bad news and is just yoloing in his last days?
Maybe or is he throwing the election because he doesn't want to spend his last years in the White House until he dies? 
https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1313569616615088130
 (https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1313569616615088130)
https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1313600048693993473 (https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1313600048693993473)

He has never cared about the deficit and knows the optics of $1200 or more in aid are great.
In fact, recently he called on Republicans to just fork over the money to the Democrats to get it over with.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 06, 2020, 06:14:23 PM
I question what is going to happen in the next few weeks. I got a sinking feeling we are gonna see some shit. The likes of which we’ve never seen before. If this COVID WH situation wasn’t enough to derail this dumpster fire of an administration, what the fuck will?

I’m not much for bible stuff but god damn if he doesn’t begin to start sounding more and more like the Anti-Christ.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 06, 2020, 06:29:03 PM
Trump quickly reminding everyone that they hate his guts instead of milking his illness for a little while to garner some sympathy votes. :neogaf

He completely buried the tax news only to come back and do this shit.

Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Oblivion on October 06, 2020, 06:34:59 PM
https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1313594185258356736

 :dead :sabu :heyman
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 06, 2020, 06:42:11 PM
Hope it holds
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 06, 2020, 06:44:26 PM
34%

 :crowdlaff :girlaff :woody

Nobody likes sickly old men
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 06, 2020, 07:18:29 PM
We need one more big fuckup to really cement the historic loss.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 06, 2020, 07:23:58 PM
*ring ring*

"Hello, this is Hillary Clinton"

"Glad you didn't smash this phone yet sister"  :biden

"Oh Hi Joe, how are you doing. Pretty excited for the results to drop in a few hours I suppose? CNN thinks Trump might actually have a chance in Minnesota I talked to Barrack he thinks that in Florida we could force a recount and..."

"Shut up you lying pony soldier, I just wanted you to be the first to know that our internal exit polling have me winning every goddamn state from my basement"  :biden

We need one more big fuckup to really cement the historic loss.
How about Melania files for divorce in a week.


Breaking no more teleprompter speeches
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1313613285116215296 (https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1313613285116215296)

I wonder what polling percentage triggers the Republicans into action to at least save their local candidates.
15%? 10%?
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 06, 2020, 09:23:21 PM
We need one more big fuckup to really cement the historic loss.

Collapsing live on stage during the debate would help
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 06, 2020, 11:24:33 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/A6M3loz.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 07, 2020, 07:44:17 AM
https://twitter.com/AshleyRParker/status/1313652166893219845 (https://twitter.com/AshleyRParker/status/1313652166893219845)

 :trumps
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Oblivion on October 07, 2020, 08:00:45 AM
can you post the article, nintex? my monthly free articles ran out  :fbm
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: bork on October 07, 2020, 08:08:24 AM
can you post the article, nintex? my monthly free articles ran out  :fbm

For sites like this, just paste the URL into archive.is to get around it.

https://archive.is/7IhdO

Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Oblivion on October 07, 2020, 08:10:03 AM
can you post the article, nintex? my monthly free articles ran out  :fbm

For sites like this, just paste the URL into archive.is to get around it.

https://archive.is/7IhdO

berk, you sir, are better than any troop  :bow
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 07, 2020, 08:18:10 AM
can you post the article, nintex? my monthly free articles ran out  :fbm

For sites like this, just paste the URL into archive.is to get around it.

https://archive.is/7IhdO



Based Bork
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: thisismyusername on October 07, 2020, 08:24:29 AM
https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1313594185258356736

 :dead :sabu :heyman

>Trusting polls
>After 2016

:foodcourt I thought you niccas would've learned by now. This shit doesn't hold water with folks that secretly support one candidate while decrying them in public.

That said: I'm in a toss-up on if that poll is "correct," or not. Trump having the virus means those voters have a fear that he'll keel over dead shortly after winning, so "why vote for him?"
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 07, 2020, 10:07:31 AM
i hear one vocal bire trump critic is secretly maga 4 life in private :shh
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: BisMarckie on October 07, 2020, 10:44:26 AM
Just clear your cookies breh
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 07, 2020, 12:47:13 PM
https://twitter.com/ericawerner/status/1313864967200944134 (https://twitter.com/ericawerner/status/1313864967200944134)

Mommy Nancy wants to end the fun :fbm


President Trump officially feels great and healthy

https://twitter.com/PressSec/status/1313884629791911937 (https://twitter.com/PressSec/status/1313884629791911937)
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: who is ted danson? on October 07, 2020, 04:55:09 PM
Spotted a few blocks from the whitehouse

https://twitter.com/FirenzeMike/status/1313891959363305472
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 07, 2020, 05:06:33 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ejuzq7GWoAIVzgd?format=jpg)

 :doge
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2020, 05:23:07 PM
What does this dude do for these people?
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 07, 2020, 05:26:00 PM
What does this dude do for these people?

Owns the libs
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 07, 2020, 06:11:04 PM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313959702104023047 (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313959702104023047)

Trump says it was a blessing from god that he got COVID

Also many drugs, all great. Everyone is getting the Trump drug. The military is going to logistics and then China will pay.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: mormapope on October 07, 2020, 06:12:56 PM
He looks soooooooooo awful, like a swollen football  :lol
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 07, 2020, 06:23:28 PM
Trump on steroids, Pence distracted by the debate and only Mark Meadows and Dan Scavino left to run the government what could possibly go wrong :doge
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: MMaRsu on October 07, 2020, 06:24:07 PM
 :snoop
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 07, 2020, 06:25:38 PM
What are the odds that Chris Christie gets the magical Trump drugs?  :mjcry
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: VomKriege on October 07, 2020, 06:30:21 PM
"Hi recognise me I'm your favourite president"
"CHINA CHINA CHINA's fault"
"REGENERON REGENERON"
"They say it's therapeutic, I call it a CURE"
"Our army is ready for one thing, LOGISTICS"
"Maybe it was a blessing I caught COVID"
"I decided to take that treatment, not doctors."

 :titus
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 07, 2020, 06:30:54 PM
I wonder how crazy this shit has to get before Mattis and Kelly jump into an SUV to drag him out of the White House themselves.  :lol

This was recorded yesterday.

But this.. .this is fucking legendary.
“Hi. Perhaps you recognize me, it’s your favorite president.”   
:dead


Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on October 07, 2020, 06:31:47 PM
I’m going to get drugs and China is going to pay for them?!?
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: VomKriege on October 07, 2020, 06:38:57 PM
I’m going to get drugs and China is going to pay for them?!?

And the army will logistics them to you.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 07, 2020, 06:41:03 PM
" i think alot of people don't know what therapeutic means i call it a cure"

:cac
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 07, 2020, 06:41:17 PM
"Good luck!"

 :trumps


The virus is a blessing from GOD if you catch it you will get this very experimental non-FDA approved drug cocktail with a cool name for free delivered by the military because there is no more postal service.

I will sleep peacefully knowing James Mattis replaced the nuclear football with an Xbox

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1313969541005955073 (https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1313969541005955073)
"The President is on several drugs"

Should be the name of the film imo
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2020, 07:16:49 PM
This is some scary shit.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 07, 2020, 07:31:24 PM
https://twitter.com/seanspicer/status/1313985024610504704 (https://twitter.com/seanspicer/status/1313985024610504704)

Oh god this season finale is wild
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 07, 2020, 07:33:34 PM
Which of the drugs in the cocktail had the Bill Gates mind control chip? :thinking
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Himu on October 07, 2020, 07:44:11 PM
"Love" the double speak of fascism:

Make American Great Again, implying America isn't great anymore but also "we've got a lot of great people here: the greatest doctors, the greatest law enforcement by the way..." If it's so great, why do we need to make it great again? I thought it lost its greatness? :thinking

MAGA: critique America but don't really critique America. :thinking
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 07, 2020, 08:48:00 PM
Republicans hosting covid parties in droves.

The will of God!
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Himu on October 07, 2020, 09:40:48 PM
I'm one of the most vocal critics of Kamala on this forum and she's got even me sold. Wow.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 07, 2020, 10:16:28 PM
I'm one of the most vocal critics of Kamala on this forum and she's got even me sold. Wow.

Gtfo she's mediocre at best
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Himu on October 07, 2020, 10:24:19 PM
I'm one of the most vocal critics of Kamala on this forum and she's got even me sold. Wow.

Gtfo she's mediocre at best

This is why you aren't allowed on the Discord.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 07, 2020, 10:44:59 PM
I'm one of the most vocal critics of Kamala on this forum and she's got even me sold. Wow.

Gtfo she's mediocre at best

This is why you aren't allowed on the Discord.

Im so sad I can't be part of the fracking circle jerk.

Go frack yourself.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Tuckers Law on October 08, 2020, 07:31:23 AM
I know you’re used to children being around but we’re all adults here (well maybe not shosta); you can just say “fuck”, no need to censor yourself.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: VomKriege on October 08, 2020, 07:34:03 AM
Gently caress you !

Also the craziest part I forgot to mention is that Trump promised FREE OF CHARGE RONA CURES.
 :birb

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After the election because of Demoncrap politics, but still.
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Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 08, 2020, 01:22:30 PM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1314252606110412806

Are they slowly pushing him off white house grounds? each video seems further and further away from the building.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 08, 2020, 01:25:55 PM
tremendous amounts of distance, the furthest away anyone has ever been :trumps
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: MMaRsu on October 08, 2020, 01:29:35 PM
I could have walked out the next day!

Sooner even

 ??? :brain
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: VomKriege on October 08, 2020, 01:32:28 PM
It's the same beats as yesterday's video in a shorter package.
As usual, it had to happen to him to actually get him to out some energy about it.

Some deniers must be doing some wild loops though. Then again I suppose the elastic defense will be that he's pushing the CURE to checkmate Bill Gates Vaccine.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 08, 2020, 01:35:57 PM
what if trumps blood saves us all :rollsafe
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 08, 2020, 01:52:32 PM
These daily hourly Trump directs are lit
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 08, 2020, 02:38:35 PM
So they jacked him up with meds, propped him up, and filmed a dozen videos that they can release once daily?

Thats some North Korea shit. Someone ask him to hold up todays newspaper
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 08, 2020, 02:48:54 PM
So they jacked him up with meds, propped him up, and filmed a dozen videos that they can release once daily?

Thats some North Korea shit. Someone ask him to hold up todays newspaper
In North Korea's defense, last time their leader was ill and really died they were pretty open about it.  :yeshrug

Trump is more like Qaddafi and Baghdad Bob rolled into one.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 08, 2020, 03:33:04 PM
Trump is more like Qaddafi and Baghdad Bob rolled into one.

A little bit of Chavez and Castro too

All the greatest hits rolled into one obese orange turd.

Why wont he die

 :rage :rage :rage
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: OnlyRegret on October 08, 2020, 04:02:44 PM
I don't understand this at all
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Let's Cyber on October 08, 2020, 04:17:01 PM
Already posted in the politics thread but relevant here

New York Times:
The treatment that Trump touted as a ‘cure’ for Covid-19 was developed using cells derived from fetal tissue, a practice that his administration has moved to restrict.. (https://www.nytimes.com/live/2020/10/08/world/covid-coronavirus/the-treatment-that-trump-touted-as-a-cure-for-covid-19-was-developed-using-cells-derived-from-fetal-tissue)

Watch evangelicals turn a blind eye like "honestly I don't even know what the word 'fetus" means"    :kermit
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: VomKriege on October 08, 2020, 04:28:48 PM
Trump is more like Qaddafi and Baghdad Bob rolled into one.

A little bit of Chavez and Castro too

JUNTA N°5 !
*trumpets*
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: T-Short on October 08, 2020, 04:39:30 PM
https://twitter.com/aubreyhirsch/status/1314207260298506241
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 08, 2020, 06:13:29 PM
Current status:

- Pelosi will introduce a bill tomorrow to create a panel to assess the mental capacity and fitness for office of Presidents so the 25th can be invoked on this one
- Trump tweeted Nancy is crazy herself and she's staging another coup hoax
- Trump will host the Rush Limbaugh Show tomorrow and take calls from listeners
- Pence has cancelled his trip to Indiana and is returning to Washington
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Lonewulfeus on October 08, 2020, 06:29:17 PM
The only way they invoke the 25th amendment is if trump becomes incapacitated and refuses to transfer power to pence.  It’ll be hushed up and we won’t even hear about it.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 08, 2020, 06:32:16 PM
Nancy is a bit of an idiot, isnt she?
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 08, 2020, 06:42:54 PM
Trump reversed on cancelling the stimulus talks today and wants to get a comprehensive stimulus deal.
His 180 turnaround probably prompted her to do this, among other things including the White House not disclosing any real medical information about the health of the President just that he's doing great and look at the tweets.
Now the Republicans have to decide if they 100% support this madness or if they would rather have Pence organize a peaceful transition of power to a new administration.

I agree that it could blow up in their faces though. Pelosi is basically offering the GOP an eject button and it could actually save local GOP candidates if the craziness stops.

Unless the majority of the country supports this... whatever it is... and reelects the madman  :trumps

The stimulus thing was really weird though, even Jimmy Dore said, 2016 Trump would've went with a 3 trillion bail-out and print his face on all the cheques.
In fact it was Mitch and other Republicans that didn't want to spend so much money on the stimulus. Trump repeatedly told them to go for the higher number.

There have been Presidents with health issues in the past. FDR was on his last legs at the time of Yalta, Kennedy had poor health but managed to hide it well and there was of course Reagan who suffered from Alzheimers near the end of his second term.
As far as recent Presidents go the biggest health scare was George Bush choking on a Pretzel and now Trump's COVID diagnoses.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 08, 2020, 06:58:07 PM
Look what stable genius retweeted

https://twitter.com/AndrewFeinberg/status/1314288065813381121
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 08, 2020, 07:07:33 PM
Doc says Trump can go back to the campaign trail on Saturday

https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/1314339551989637120 (https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/1314339551989637120)
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 08, 2020, 07:29:06 PM
I wonder if he just tells everyone that he's running a top secret mission.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 08, 2020, 07:47:14 PM
Wherever he's licensed should pull that license.

Do it mayor Bowsette
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on October 08, 2020, 11:19:50 PM
Lol, Trump trying to negotiate with the second debate moderator on Twitter.

https://www.twitter.com/Scaramucci/status/1314386686718156800

https://www.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1314402920474042371

 :neogaf Will anyone take the phone away from him?
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Let's Cyber on October 09, 2020, 12:10:52 AM
Will anyone take the phone away from him?
no because they know it's covered in coronavirus.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Himu on October 09, 2020, 12:56:07 AM
Doc says Trump can go back to the campaign trail on Saturday

https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/1314339551989637120 (https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/1314339551989637120)

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: EchoRin on October 09, 2020, 01:03:34 AM
Next debate should be lit. Gonna get my popcorn ready.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 09, 2020, 04:13:13 AM
Don't forget enough alcohol for the drinking game  :playa
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 09, 2020, 06:53:13 AM
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1314380019146412034 (https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1314380019146412034)

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1314384992085123085 (https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1314384992085123085)

THE PRESIDENT IS FEELING GREAT
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: benjipwns on October 09, 2020, 12:13:03 PM
Quote
In an announcement from Fox News, the network said Trump is set to do his first on-camera interview since his COVID-19 diagnosis with Tucker Carlson tonight. But, in a significantly more interesting bit of the announcement, Fox News confirmed: “Dr. Marc Siegel will conduct a medical evaluation and interview during the program.”
:american
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: VomKriege on October 09, 2020, 12:24:18 PM
My objective, scientific diagnosis on the President's health :
(https://i.imgur.com/3Je7z9y.gif)
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 09, 2020, 12:39:48 PM
Hosting Rush and going on Tucker on the same day?
Nothing stops this train
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 09, 2020, 12:46:43 PM
hes gonna have a heart attack live on air :hyper
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: brawndolicious on October 09, 2020, 01:47:22 PM
Purely for Weekend At Bernie's memeing reasons, it would be HILARIOUS if he dies the next day.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on October 09, 2020, 02:57:56 PM
https://www.twitter.com/atrupar/status/1314627983471239168

 :ohyeah
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 12, 2020, 05:58:31 PM
Doctors say hes negative.

The dream has ended.

 :rage :rage :rage :rage :rage :rage :rage :rage :rage :rage


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Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: chronovore on October 12, 2020, 06:46:57 PM
There are several mutations of the virus that are making the rounds, though if he stays in one region, it’s likely he will not encounter them. But he’s not immune to every mutation of the virus. And he’s likely to go back on the campaign trail.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Nintex on October 12, 2020, 06:50:09 PM
There are several mutations of the virus that are making the rounds, though if he stays in one region, it’s likely he will not encounter them. But he’s not immune to every mutation of the virus. And he’s likely to go back on the campaign trail.
Air Force One literally just landed in Florida for a rally.

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1315793829564424193 (https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1315793829564424193)
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: chronovore on October 13, 2020, 03:53:15 AM
There are several mutations of the virus that are making the rounds, though if he stays in one region, it’s likely he will not encounter them. But he’s not immune to every mutation of the virus. And he’s likely to go back on the campaign trail.
Air Force One literally just landed in Florida for a rally.

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1315793829564424193 (https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1315793829564424193)

It’s been widely reported that the steroid he’s on gives feelings of invincibility and delusions of grandeur.
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 13, 2020, 04:27:10 AM
That’s his natural state anyway :trumps
Title: Re: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm))
Post by: james on October 14, 2020, 06:06:45 PM
Barron caught it too.

https://apnews.com/article/virus-outbreak-politics-barron-trump-8d87cdfcba2dbbf355523d59618135b9

Quote
she treated naturally with vitamins and healthy food.

Oh lawd