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Title: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: mormapope on October 02, 2020, 10:55:17 AM
Oysters to me look like a Hogan level release.
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: Valkyrie on October 02, 2020, 12:00:53 PM
Oysters is just extra salty snot.
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: EchoRin on October 02, 2020, 12:01:27 PM
Foods that look like cum or a creampie are pretty tasty to me.
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: thisismyusername on October 02, 2020, 12:04:00 PM
So we know Morma is a coward now. :doge
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: mormapope on October 02, 2020, 12:19:06 PM
Woman cum is intoxicating, man cum legit smells like rotting vegetable juices from a green wall. One time I opened a box of moldy, diseased cucumbers and it reeked like twenty guys squirted into a wet box that sat in a cooler.
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: MMaRsu on October 02, 2020, 12:36:42 PM
Woman cum is intoxicating, man cum legit smells like rotting vegetable juices from a green wall. One time I opened a box of moldy, diseased cucumbers and it reeked like twenty guys squirted into a wet box that sat in a cooler.

How would you know what that smells like  :ohhh :umad
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: bork on October 02, 2020, 12:59:10 PM
Woman cum is intoxicating, man cum legit smells like rotting vegetable juices from a green wall. One time I opened a box of moldy, diseased cucumbers and it reeked like twenty guys squirted into a wet box that sat in a cooler.

How would you know what that smells like  :ohhh :umad

What Bore member wouldn't?
 :cody
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 02, 2020, 01:03:42 PM
Mayo. That's just because I had a bad experience as a kid at a family reunion eating rancid potato salad.

Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: kingv on October 02, 2020, 01:09:03 PM
Woman cum is intoxicating, man cum legit smells like rotting vegetable juices from a green wall. One time I opened a box of moldy, diseased cucumbers and it reeked like twenty guys squirted into a wet box that sat in a cooler.

sounds like you need to drink less water, eat more meat, and start smoking.
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: nudemacusers on October 02, 2020, 04:51:55 PM
cold human titty milk






jk imma drink that up
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: thisismyusername on October 02, 2020, 06:00:22 PM
Woman cum is intoxicating, man cum legit smells like rotting vegetable juices from a green wall. One time I opened a box of moldy, diseased cucumbers and it reeked like twenty guys squirted into a wet box that sat in a cooler.

Woman cum is just urine. :doge

Again: We now know Morma is a coward despite all that preening about being an open bisexual or whatever degenerate bullshit he's been claiming. 💅💅💅

#SAD
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: mormapope on October 02, 2020, 06:07:45 PM
I apologise with all my heart that fantasies of ropey goo plastered all over my hairy beard have been ruined. For it is not seed that I eat, but squirt down the throats of those willing.
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: demi on October 02, 2020, 10:15:37 PM
Not yet anyway. Be right over
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: Pissy F Benny on October 03, 2020, 07:29:21 AM
cold human titty milk






jk imma drink that up

Cambodian :drool
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: Beezy on October 03, 2020, 08:01:02 AM
I really can't bring myself to try raw oysters once the waiter brings it to the table. It doesn't look edible. Some friends don't understand how I can eat sushi, but not this.
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: tiesto on October 03, 2020, 03:14:10 PM
I've had raw oysters, they're not too bad with a little horseradish and/or tabasco... but they seem to be more of a vehicle for the sauce and eating them without the sauce, they don't have much taste. Don't really get the hype...

Natto is one food I cannot eat just by going off looks.
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: Don Rumata on October 03, 2020, 04:16:13 PM
Horse cum pints.
They look too much like human semen for me to drink guilt free. :thinking
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: paprikastaude on October 03, 2020, 06:09:20 PM
Boiled eggs. More liked boiled cum.
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 03, 2020, 06:25:29 PM
Nickelodeon Gak
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: EchoRin on October 03, 2020, 11:39:44 PM
Woman cum is intoxicating, man cum legit smells like rotting vegetable juices from a green wall. One time I opened a box of moldy, diseased cucumbers and it reeked like twenty guys squirted into a wet box that sat in a cooler.

Woman cum is just urine. :doge

Again: We now know Morma is a coward despite all that preening about being an open bisexual or whatever degenerate bullshit he's been claiming. 💅💅💅

#SAD

Doesn't it happen to contain some urine, but it's not actually just piss in and of itself? It's still a different fluid overall, no?
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: chronovore on October 04, 2020, 06:59:09 AM
https://youtu.be/-uPfYtU12IY

とろろ Tororo is mountain yam, grated into a glutinous mass. It’s one of the few Japanese foods that I can’t eat. I choked on it once, and can’t enjoy it now.
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: chronovore on October 04, 2020, 09:16:24 PM
On a related note, I happily eat fish sperm when it's in season.
:supergay
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: Himu on October 04, 2020, 09:19:45 PM
Semen can taste good. :yeshrug
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: Himu on October 04, 2020, 09:22:15 PM
Oysters to me look like a Hogan level release.

Had grilled oysters in Louisiana in Baton Rouge. They were buttered and some of the most delicious food I've ever eaten.

I highly recommend it. I'll find the restaurant name.

https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g40024-d412239-i55194757-Parrain_s_Seafood_Restaurant-Baton_Rouge_Louisiana.html
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: Don Rumata on October 05, 2020, 05:33:05 AM
Woman cum is intoxicating, man cum legit smells like rotting vegetable juices from a green wall. One time I opened a box of moldy, diseased cucumbers and it reeked like twenty guys squirted into a wet box that sat in a cooler.

Woman cum is just urine. :doge

Again: We now know Morma is a coward despite all that preening about being an open bisexual or whatever degenerate bullshit he's been claiming. 💅💅💅

#SAD

Doesn't it happen to contain some urine, but it's not actually just piss in and of itself? It's still a different fluid overall, no?
80% pee, 20% self delusion.  :doge
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: nudemacusers on October 05, 2020, 06:13:49 AM
Woman cum is intoxicating, man cum legit smells like rotting vegetable juices from a green wall. One time I opened a box of moldy, diseased cucumbers and it reeked like twenty guys squirted into a wet box that sat in a cooler.

Woman cum is just urine. :doge

Again: We now know Morma is a coward despite all that preening about being an open bisexual or whatever degenerate bullshit he's been claiming. 💅💅💅

#SAD

Doesn't it happen to contain some urine, but it's not actually just piss in and of itself? It's still a different fluid overall, no?
how much urine is acceptable to you  :doge
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: Beezy on October 05, 2020, 08:11:29 AM
Oysters to me look like a Hogan level release.

Had grilled oysters in Louisiana in Baton Rouge. They were buttered and some of the most delicious food I've ever eaten.

I highly recommend it. I'll find the restaurant name.

https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g40024-d412239-i55194757-Parrain_s_Seafood_Restaurant-Baton_Rouge_Louisiana.html
I've had it this way in NOLA and loved it, but still can't bring myself to try raw oysters.
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: Himu on October 05, 2020, 10:04:32 AM
Oysters to me look like a Hogan level release.

Had grilled oysters in Louisiana in Baton Rouge. They were buttered and some of the most delicious food I've ever eaten.

I highly recommend it. I'll find the restaurant name.

https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g40024-d412239-i55194757-Parrain_s_Seafood_Restaurant-Baton_Rouge_Louisiana.html
I've had it this way in NOLA and loved it, but still can't bring myself to try raw oysters.

Same but we ain't talking about the same thing :)
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 05, 2020, 10:35:03 AM
I've had raw oysters, they're not too bad with a little horseradish and/or tabasco... but they seem to be more of a vehicle for the sauce and eating them without the sauce, they don't have much taste. Don't really get the hype...

Natto is one food I cannot eat just by going off looks.

We stayed at a really fancy place on Miyajima island during our honeymoon in 2006. 12 course meal one night for dinner brought to our room, and then traditional Japanese breakfast in the morning. And there was natto. I tried. Oh man did I try. But no way.
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: naff on October 05, 2020, 05:23:29 PM
i eat raw oysters straight out the shell  :delicious

on ice with a bit of sherry or champagne vinegar  :lawd

battered and deep fried w a spicy kim chi mayo  :aah

gimme oysters all day.
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: chronovore on October 06, 2020, 01:35:39 AM
I've had raw oysters, they're not too bad with a little horseradish and/or tabasco... but they seem to be more of a vehicle for the sauce and eating them without the sauce, they don't have much taste. Don't really get the hype...

Natto is one food I cannot eat just by going off looks.

We stayed at a really fancy place on Miyajima island during our honeymoon in 2006. 12 course meal one night for dinner brought to our room, and then traditional Japanese breakfast in the morning. And there was natto. I tried. Oh man did I try. But no way.

If national looks like man cum, you have been blowing some truly unhealthy derelicts.
Title: Re: Foods you can't eat because they look like man cum
Post by: EchoRin on October 06, 2020, 01:58:01 AM
Woman cum is intoxicating, man cum legit smells like rotting vegetable juices from a green wall. One time I opened a box of moldy, diseased cucumbers and it reeked like twenty guys squirted into a wet box that sat in a cooler.

Woman cum is just urine. :doge

Again: We now know Morma is a coward despite all that preening about being an open bisexual or whatever degenerate bullshit he's been claiming. 💅💅💅

#SAD

Doesn't it happen to contain some urine, but it's not actually just piss in and of itself? It's still a different fluid overall, no?
80% pee, 20% self delusion.  :doge

Well I couldn't find percentage of what the fluid contains, but after digging around, yeah, it certainly contains much of the same chemicals contain urine. Eh, whatever. Squirt away. Not to derail this topic anymore.