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Title: Okay, okay, is Harold and Kumar at least better than the first Star Wars trilogy
Post by: TVC15 on February 02, 2007, 01:09:58 PM
GO WHORES

www.cool-kids-club.com
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Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 01:11:43 PM
Harold and Kumar
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Post by: whiteACID on February 02, 2007, 01:12:47 PM
What a dumb questions. SW of course
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Post by: Tauntaun on February 02, 2007, 02:48:07 PM
Harold and Kumar     - 7 (63.6%)
Star Wars original trilogy    - 4 (36.4%)
   
Total Voters: 11

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 :gun
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Post by: Himu on February 02, 2007, 02:52:47 PM
harold and kumar easily
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Post by: Yeti on February 02, 2007, 03:06:09 PM
I like them both, don't make me choose.  >:(

I'm so happy, a White Castle is opening about five minutes away from me, it used to take 20 minutes to drive to the nearest one.
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Post by: Bacon on February 02, 2007, 03:07:16 PM
TVC likes Harold and Kumar because Freakshow is actually gay Christopher from OZ.
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Post by: TVC15 on February 02, 2007, 03:16:10 PM
TVC likes Harold and Kumar because Freakshow is actually gay Christopher from OZ.

<3 Freakshow
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Post by: whiteACID on February 02, 2007, 03:28:34 PM
I can't believe you guys.
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Post by: Tauntaun on February 02, 2007, 04:19:30 PM
I can't believe you guys.

Seriously, what's up with all the H&K threads?
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 02, 2007, 04:36:35 PM
H&K is TVCs weekly obsession in which he is required to make at least 3 threads a day about.
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Post by: Yeti on February 02, 2007, 06:41:07 PM
TVC likes Harold and Kumar because Freakshow is actually gay Christopher from OZ.

Freakshow is also Detective Stabler on Law and Order SVU :heartbeat
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Post by: Bacon on February 02, 2007, 06:44:37 PM
Yeah, but he doesn't suck cock or fuck guys in the ass on Law and Order.
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Post by: Beezy on February 02, 2007, 08:04:56 PM
:punch T-T-T-TIEBREAKER!!! :punch
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Post by: max_cool on February 02, 2007, 08:06:50 PM
:punch T-T-T-TIEBREAKER!!! :punch
damnit! :'(
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Post by: TVC15 on February 02, 2007, 08:08:04 PM
H&K is TVCs weekly obsession in which he is required to make at least 3 threads a day about.

I only made 2, dude.  But you're a film student (and a cigarillo), so I understand the trouble with them pesky numbers.
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Post by: brawndolicious on February 02, 2007, 08:08:30 PM
I didn't make a vote yet.
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Post by: Beezy on February 02, 2007, 08:11:17 PM
Who the hell tied it back up?  >:(
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Post by: brawndolicious on February 02, 2007, 08:12:09 PM
 :) :)
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Post by: Yeti on February 03, 2007, 02:45:22 AM
Yeah, but he doesn't suck cock or fuck guys in the ass on Law and Order.

I've never seen OZ before, but now I want to.  :-[
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Post by: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 09:32:16 PM
 :starwars

I'm disappointed in the 13 people who didn't vote for SW.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 03, 2007, 10:23:01 PM
I'm eating microwaved White Castle right now!  :cookiem I wish I could vote for Harold and Kumar again.  :'(
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Post by: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 10:24:05 PM
I'm eating microwaved White Castle right now!  :cookiem I wish I could vote for Harold and Kumar again.  :'(

You'll be singing a different tune when you're unloading your intestines in 20 min.  :D
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 03, 2007, 10:24:11 PM
dude, Star Wars is about some Aryan archetype fighting his neoprene fetish model dad, accompanied by some truly awful acting and dialogue. Harold and Kumar, on the other hand, has Doogie Howser snorting coke off a hooker's ass and Jews masturbating to The Gift. Easy decision!
Title: Re: Okay, okay, is Harold and Kumar at least better than the first Star Wars tri
Post by: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 10:26:13 PM
dude, Star Wars is about some Aryan archetype fighting his neoprene fetish model dad, accompanied by some truly awful acting and dialogue. Harold and Kumar, on the other hand, has Doogie Howser snorting coke off a hooker's ass and Jews masturbating to The Gift. Easy decision!

Luke could have used the force to make those two scenes more awesome. 
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 03, 2007, 10:28:11 PM
is there a single scene in Star Wars as memorable as Kal Penn fucking a giant perambulatory bag of cheeba?

Discussion over! Everyone recast their votes for H&K!
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Post by: TVC15 on February 03, 2007, 10:28:14 PM
dude, Star Wars is about some Aryan archetype fighting his neoprene fetish model dad, accompanied by some truly awful acting and dialogue. Harold and Kumar, on the other hand, has Doogie Howser snorting coke off a hooker's ass and Jews masturbating to The Gift. Easy decision!

Luke could have used the force to make those two scenes more awesome. 

He would've just whined.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 03, 2007, 10:31:56 PM
One of my fondest memories of Japan came from Harold and Kumar. I downloaded a DVD-rip and watched it on my modded Xbox when two of my friends (the best friends I had in Japan, really) came down to Tokyo to crash and party for the weekend. When the movie was over at like 2:30 AM, we walked our drunken laughing asses down to the train station and got some cheeseburgers at the 24-hour Wendy's--one of like five in Tokyo. There in the neon glow of the fast food restaurant I realized that I was experiencing a true moment of close friendship, good food, and a sense of goodwill towards the world--all made possible by the inspirational Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

In contrast, the only thing Star Wars has ever inspired me to do is wish I had my $10 back.
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Post by: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 10:32:07 PM
is there a single scene in Star Wars as memorable as Kal Penn fucking a giant perambulatory bag of cheeba?

Discussion over! Everyone recast their votes for H&K!

Incest in ESB. 

He would've just whined.

Or maybe he would've...you know...  ........MADE IT AWESOMER! I WIN!
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 03, 2007, 10:33:22 PM
yup, when H&K finally make it to White Castle, it's a perfect moment: friendship and gorging intertwine to create the most beautiful marriage of metaphor possible in the first-world.
Title: Re: Okay, okay, is Harold and Kumar at least better than the first Star Wars tri
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 03, 2007, 10:34:57 PM
It's a well-known fact that the best thing to come out of Star Wars in the past 20 years is Knights of the Old Republic, and of course the best character in KOTOR is assassin droid HK-47. But did you know he got his name from when Bioware watched Harold and Kumar, then went to the Edmonton White Castle to order a bag of 48 sliders? They threw the first one out (an old Canadian tradition from when two fur trappers meet) and HK-47 was born.
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Post by: TVC15 on February 03, 2007, 10:35:20 PM
Gimme a couple of minutes, I'm gonna rip the deleted scene I was talking about yesterday, Drinky.
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Post by: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 10:39:16 PM
...Knights of the Old Republic...

I was so a man whore to that game. :hump
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Post by: TVC15 on February 03, 2007, 10:50:27 PM
http://indarktrees.com/pics/hkcut.mp4
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Post by: brawndolicious on February 03, 2007, 10:53:38 PM
It's a well-known fact that the best thing to come out of Star Wars in the past 20 years is Knights of the Old Republic, and of course the best character in KOTOR is assassin droid HK-47. But did you know he got his name from when Bioware watched Harold and Kumar, then went to the Edmonton White Castle to order a bag of 48 sliders? They threw the first one out (an old Canadian tradition from when two fur trappers meet) and HK-47 was born.
It's 30 sliders each actually.
Title: Re: Okay, okay, is Harold and Kumar at least better than the first Star Wars tri
Post by: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 10:56:11 PM
It's a well-known fact that the best thing to come out of Star Wars in the past 20 years is Knights of the Old Republic, and of course the best character in KOTOR is assassin droid HK-47. But did you know he got his name from when Bioware watched Harold and Kumar, then went to the Edmonton White Castle to order a bag of 48 sliders? They threw the first one out (an old Canadian tradition from when two fur trappers meet) and HK-47 was born.
It's 30 sliders each actually.

OH SNAPS!  The truth is out, just like the WMD's.
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Post by: brawndolicious on February 03, 2007, 11:03:11 PM
OH SNAPS!  The truth is out, just like the WMD's.
I thought it was 40 each actually.
Title: Re: Okay, okay, is Harold and Kumar at least better than the first Star Wars tri
Post by: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 11:04:25 PM
OH SNAPS!  The truth is out, just like the WMD's.
I thought it was 40 each actually.

I want to argue, but your tag tells me otherwise.
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Post by: brawndolicious on February 03, 2007, 11:06:57 PM
I want to argue, but your tag tells me otherwise.
I rewatched that scene.

30 EACH!
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Post by: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 11:14:39 PM
I want to argue, but your tag tells me otherwise.
I rewatched that scene.

30 EACH!

A wise man can admit to his mistakes.   :heartbeat 
Title: Re: Okay, okay, is Harold and Kumar at least better than the first Star Wars tri
Post by: brawndolicious on February 03, 2007, 11:15:44 PM
A wise man can admit to his mistakes.   :heartbeat 
I thought it was 40 or 50.
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Post by: TVC15 on February 03, 2007, 11:17:42 PM
http://indarktrees.com/pics/kumardream.mov
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 03, 2007, 11:22:35 PM
Heart's "Crazy On You" makes that scene.
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Post by: Beezy on February 03, 2007, 11:23:21 PM
Heart's "Crazy On You" makes that scene.

Smart man. 8)
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Post by: TVC15 on February 03, 2007, 11:24:33 PM
I'm ripping the Neil Patrick Harris coke scene.  I am ignoring nudity rules on the forum because this is a special case.
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Post by: Beezy on February 03, 2007, 11:26:21 PM
http://indarktrees.com/pics/kumardream.mov

I forgot how funny it's cry was.  :lol