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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BisMarckie on October 12, 2020, 06:37:21 AM

Title: I saw a man shit himself in broad daylight.
Post by: BisMarckie on October 12, 2020, 06:37:21 AM: Not a homeless guy, just some regular looking dude.
He was trying to no-sell it. Bagged his groceries and paid for them calmly, but the walk gave it away. And the smell. :doge

I bet 90% of you weirdos shit yourselves on the regular.
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Post by: VomKriege on October 12, 2020, 07:23:46 AM: https://youtu.be/gc505EFLluE
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Post by: Mr Gilhaney on October 12, 2020, 07:37:43 AM: playing it cool is the only way to deal with it. 'yeah i do this all the time' attitude
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Post by: Propagandhim on October 12, 2020, 07:42:04 AM: https://youtu.be/3qsjPWM7JRU
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Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on October 12, 2020, 07:49:07 AM: The bathroom was filthy.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 12, 2020, 08:24:35 AM: Don't poop shame buddy.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 12, 2020, 12:39:09 PM: We all know you’re talking about yourself, you’re not fooling anyone here.
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Post by: BisMarckie on October 12, 2020, 12:42:47 PM: Excuse me, but I have the decency to shit myself at home.
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Post by: nudemacusers on October 12, 2020, 01:09:13 PM: am i allowed to post my collection of 'people shitting in public' videos or no.
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Post by: Nintex on October 12, 2020, 01:15:43 PM: Quote from: BisMarckie on October 12, 2020, 06:37:21 AM
Not a homeless guy, just some regular looking dude.
He was trying to no-sell it. Bagged his groceries and paid for them calmly, but the walk gave it away. And the smell. :doge

How very German of him, well organized pants pooping
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Post by: Lonewulfeus on October 12, 2020, 01:16:07 PM: Glad to hear tvc is doing well.
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Post by: Mr Gilhaney on October 12, 2020, 01:18:13 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on October 12, 2020, 01:09:13 PM
am i allowed to post my collection of 'people shitting in public' videos or no.

as future admin nintex's press officer, I allow this.
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Post by: Nintex on October 12, 2020, 01:23:18 PM: Our administration will only have the BEST people :rejoice
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 12, 2020, 01:28:13 PM: Quote from: BisMarckie on October 12, 2020, 12:42:47 PM
Excuse me, but I have the decency to shit myself at home.

Do you?
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Post by: nudemacusers on October 12, 2020, 01:33:41 PM: Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on October 12, 2020, 01:18:13 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on October 12, 2020, 01:09:13 PM
am i allowed to post my collection of 'people shitting in public' videos or no.

as future admin nintex's press officer, I allow this.
a more specific followup: am i allowed to post my collection of 'people rubbing shit all over themselves in public' videos or no
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Post by: Great Rumbler on October 12, 2020, 02:25:25 PM: Guess what, sometimes something bad happens and you gotta poop your pants at Winn Dixie.
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Post by: samir on October 12, 2020, 06:27:45 PM: Maybe they were filming one of them German pornos that y'all seem to like so much over there :trumps
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 12, 2020, 06:52:31 PM: All Germans are a bit poop-curious; on the fecal-spectrum.
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Post by: remy on October 12, 2020, 07:54:05 PM: Quote from: BisMarckie on October 12, 2020, 06:37:21 AM
Not a homeless guy, just some regular looking dude.
He was trying to no-sell it. Bagged his groceries and paid for them calmly, but the walk gave it away. And the smell. :doge

I bet 90% of you weirdos shit yourselves on the regular.
A kid at my grade school used to do this.

Maybe that was him.
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Post by: team filler on October 14, 2020, 02:46:29 PM: how much did you tip?
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Post by: Cryo on October 15, 2020, 04:18:35 PM: I really do miss TVC’s tales from the toilet
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Post by: team filler on October 16, 2020, 12:14:40 AM: miss t-dawg, hope he's in a better ~~place~~ toilet now
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Post by: Clockwork5 on October 16, 2020, 12:47:42 PM: I have been that man. I was way too eager to push out farts back in my 20s. It took a couple incidents to change my ways.
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Post by: team filler on October 17, 2020, 04:50:52 AM: (https://i.imgur.com/qKoKfcu.jpg)
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Post by: Nintex on October 17, 2020, 05:14:21 AM: I just read that pidgeons shit up to 13 kilograms a year.
They shit in their own nest and unlike some other birds they don't clean up the shit of their young.