A site for people to put up their short storiesYeah! Like fanfics! And have a board on there where we can post our crazy PM porn
That's a good idea. Let me see what I can whip up.K. If you don't want/can't do it, let me know. I'll buy it tonight. I'll just need help setting it up.
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I'm thinking of doing things with the same backend as that.
there's a real cool club on the other side of townScreaching Weasel
where the real cool kids go to sit around
and talk bad about the other kids
yea it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
there's millie, pickles and pattycakes too
and cubby's making mean jokes about you
ha ha ya little twit
yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
they're a real cool bunch of die fledermausketeers
and they'll laugh at the toughskin your mom got you from sears
you dork they'll never let you in
cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
you're fat and ugly and an imbecile too
and that's why they draw funny pictures of you
and talk bad about all the kids
cause it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it
yeah it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it
yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
yeah it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it
My wife caught me cheating today. It's the first and only time i've ever done it and i feel horrible. But she wants a divorce. I don't know what do. It was just one mistake. I'll tell you guys the story from my point of viewThat's going to be my first story that I post
Okay, so I was working at Pizza Hut tonight and the whole time I was just raging horny. Like nothing I've ever felt before. It was nuts. So I took this delivery. It was a fancy neighborhood and the house was gigantic. I ring the doorbell. No answer. Ring again. No answer. I peek through the glass on the door and notice a dog just laying there. But he doesn't bark or anything as I ring the bell. Seemed odd to me but I just ignored it. So I call the house and there's a female voice on the other end. Sounded fucking sexy as hell. She said she had just gotten out of the shower and would be down in a minute.
Now by this time, my raging horniness is out of control. I'm just wondering to myself what the fuck she's going to look like. And before I know it, I can hear the door being unlocked from the inside. When she opens up the door, I'm just stunned. She's drop dead perfect. D40 breasts, perfect brown eyes and a beautiful round ass that I just wanted to squeeze. She's wearing a tiny undershirt with no bra and tiny gym shorts. She obviously didn't dry well because her shirt is beginning to be see through. She's got a beautiful scent from her and I can smell it just enough to where it leaves me wanting more. I've got a rock hard erection now and I fumble to get the ticket to the pizzas. I manage to choke out "Uhh $24.67." Then I notice she's ordered 2 extra large pizzas with Jalapeno, Pepperoni and extra cheese. I'm just astounded. She's not only beautiful but has good taste as well. I hand her the pizzas and she gives me $25. At this point I'm thinking, "Well, you can't win them all... cheap bitch." She sensed that I was disappointed, I think. Because then she tells me she has a bigger tip in the house if I want to come in for a bit.
I accept of course and enter the house. It's just beautifully decorated and spic and span clean. I enter the living room and I see a gigantic plasma tv decked out with an Xbox360, Gamecube, PS2 and Xbox. At this time I make it a point to see if she has a ring on her finger. No ring. I say to myself "Homefree baby! She's perfect!" The fact that I have a wife completely escapes me at this moment. She honestly just didn't even come to mind, this was like a dream come true. All of a sudden, the phone rings. She tells me to sit on the couch if I want and she'll be back in a second. She goes to the other room and while I'm looking at her game collection I hear a mans voice come from the other room. My hopes are shot down then thinking it could be a boyfriend or something.
When she comes back into the room I turn around and she dims light and has the most seductive look in her radiant blue eyes. She asks me if I want my tip now and I say yes. I then turn around to look back at her games and compliment her and in half a second I feel a body against my back and two rough hands sliding down my abdomen for my crotch. She starts giving me a hand job with her right hand and rubbing my ass with her left all while she's kissing my neck. I turn around and start to make it out with her furiously. I rip her shirt and start feeling on her tits which I notice are implants but I don't care. She pulls down my pants and begins to give me magnificent head. It was like she knew exactly what a guy wants. It was so good, but I didn't feel like blowing my load before I even get to fuck her. So I reach down and pull her up and begin to take off her clothes. At this point she demands that I kiss her and I obey. My lips were just pulled towards hers. While we're making out she begins to finger my ass. I think "This is odd, but the rest is too good to stop." So I just let her. All of a sudden, she exclaims "FUCK ME IN THE ASS!" while she shoves two fingers in my ass. I grab her forcefully and bend her over her couch. I pull down her pants and I'm just so horny I can't even finish taking off her panties. I just pull them down far enough to shove it in her ass.
10 minutes pass of me just pounding her in the ass as hard as I can. I'm about to cum so I decide I'm just going to yank her panties down the rest of the way and finger her at the same time. Right when I cum I reach my hand around to finger her and I feel something.... a limp, uncut, unshaved penis. She turns her head all the way around and says in the manliest voice I've ever heard "ROD MY NAME IS TOTAL DODE. HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA"
I pull out of her ass at this moment and begin to run. I can't believe it. I run out of the living room and through the kitchen when I notice a skinny, pale, white haired girl holding a dead dog and licking its wounds. I begin to run even faster now with my pants around my ankle and shit on my penis all while still hearing "HUAHUAHUAHUA" in the background....
I wouldn't put up ads unless I had to worry about bandwidth.
I'm probably also going to put the long-awaited GAFWiki back together over the next month or so. I'll need some content contributors.
Due to OA and OA and well, here, GAFWiki is going to remain largely closed. Not everyone will be able to add content. People will be invited to become editors.
I wouldn't put up ads unless I had to worry about bandwidth.
I'm probably also going to put the long-awaited GAFWiki back together over the next month or so. I'll need some content contributors.
Due to OA and OA and well, here, GAFWiki is going to remain largely closed. Not everyone will be able to add content. People will be invited to become editors.
Oh yeah, I remember that. I actually sent you an email to get added. I want in, please. :P
Mupepe: :rofl wtf:D
I wouldn't put up ads unless I had to worry about bandwidth.
I'm probably also going to put the long-awaited GAFWiki back together over the next month or so. I'll need some content contributors.
Due to OA and OA and well, here, GAFWiki is going to remain largely closed. Not everyone will be able to add content. People will be invited to become editors.
Oh yeah, I remember that. I actually sent you an email to get added. I want in, please. :P
If I get bored, I may even do it tonite or tomorrow. Well, at least a test. I'd probably host it on one of my other domains before trying to get a gafwiki one, just to make sure I find a wiki that meets my security and registration requirements. Last year, there really wasn't one. mediaWiki was lagging on adding shit because they are open source fegs that believe there should be few restrictions.
Holy damn TVC, thanks for showing my Angry-Gamer.
It turns out my webhost has Joomla and a few other Content Managment systems pre-installed. I'm liking what I'm seeing.
Learn to read, chubby cheeks.
Learn to read, chubby cheeks.
Father_Mike, I have only seen up till the end of S2.
Hey TVC, where can I go for Joomla themes?
I registered :hyper
:-*I registered :hyper
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The theme is cool, but don't use green, please
I'm also keeping content creation locked down at the moment until I am familiar with how things are set up. I'll probably wait until I have a final design in mind for that.I'll be waiting :hyper
D40 breastsHer breasts play Dungeons and Dragons?
D40 breastsHer breasts play Dungeons and Dragons?
Too bad she was a man, huh? :(D40 breastsHer breasts play Dungeons and Dragons?
oh godIt's nothing perverted. It's a serious story. About two pages long. We'll see what goes after editing.
I just joined....alan post your story i want to read your sexDid you read the one I posted on the first page? I'll post the intro to this one if you want me to.
edit:no sex?hmmm post it
I just joined....alan post your story i want to read your sexDid you read the one I posted on the first page? I'll post the intro to this one if you want me to.
edit:no sex?hmmm post it
Haha. Yeah, that was written in like a span of 10 minutes and I didn't bother to proof read... my next one is going to be set in chapters and it's about a super hero!I just joined....alan post your story i want to read your sexDid you read the one I posted on the first page? I'll post the intro to this one if you want me to.
edit:no sex?hmmm post it
I just read it :lol :lol cheeseburgers named rod :lol but I noticed one thing......
perfect brown eyes and then her radiant blue eyes but post the next intro please