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Title: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Nintex on March 23, 2021, 05:45:59 PM: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ExMOMClVoAkMTpa?format=jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ExMbDMQVcAwCBZ1?format=jpg)

Sure hope you aren't waiting for any important shipments :trumps
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2021, 05:49:49 PM: Should have sent yo mama around the horn.
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Nintex on March 23, 2021, 05:57:48 PM: It's a big chungus alright

Size: 400m long / 59m wide
Gross tonnage: 219,079
Capacity: 20,388 TEUs (20ft container equivalents).

One of the biggest container ships in the world en route to Rotterdam.
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: benjipwns on March 23, 2021, 06:11:57 PM: why does it say EVER GIVEN on the map and EVERGREEN on the ship, what are they hiding
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2021, 06:15:21 PM: Storing children in the whitespace so that Demoncrats can extract their Adrenochromes.
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: benjipwns on March 23, 2021, 06:16:45 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/EAZCqF8.gif)
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Nintex on March 23, 2021, 06:20:36 PM: Quote from: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2021, 06:15:21 PM
Storing children in the whitespace so that Demoncrats can extract their Adrenochromes.
Rotterdam harbour is pretty notorious for human and drug trafficking operations actually.
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: naff on March 23, 2021, 06:49:33 PM: whoa, that little digger at the nose really gives perspective for its size :o the live map is p cool, can see all the lil tugboats swarming around it. https://www.marinevesseltraffic.com/SUEZ-CANAL-AIS/ship-traffic-tracker

also for benji - ship name: ever given, ship company: evergreen
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 23, 2021, 06:52:47 PM: Quote from: benjipwns on March 23, 2021, 06:11:57 PM
why does it say EVER GIVEN on the map and EVERGREEN on the ship, what are they hiding

I blame the Dutch.
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Don Rumata on March 23, 2021, 07:46:17 PM: Just push it with a broom-stick from the shore. :neogaf
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: james on March 24, 2021, 01:04:52 PM: Quote from: benjipwns on March 23, 2021, 06:16:45 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/EAZCqF8.gif)

(https://i.redd.it/6ah4bhmhizo61.gif)
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: daemon on March 24, 2021, 02:36:32 PM: https://youtu.be/uC6VMB-tOB0?t=15
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Nintex on March 24, 2021, 03:12:39 PM: https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1374785584426754050 (https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1374785584426754050)

Still stuck, they've suspended towing operations until thursday because of the bad weather.

Worst case scenario this could take a month.
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Tasty on March 24, 2021, 03:16:24 PM: Just give it some metamucil, always does the trick :rodney
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: who is ted danson? on March 24, 2021, 03:59:18 PM: All those kids in the wayfair wardrobes are gonna die in those containers :'(
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 24, 2021, 05:01:27 PM: me at Taco Bell after the stimmy comes in
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 24, 2021, 05:34:33 PM: Quote from: who is ted danson? on March 24, 2021, 03:59:18 PM
All those kids in the wayfair wardrobes are gonna die in those containers :'(

Apparently the ship is full of Hillary Clinton’s sex slaves.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Shayan86/status/1374690910445899778
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: benjipwns on March 24, 2021, 05:40:11 PM: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ExPher6WUAMDYX5?format=jpg&name=small)

:hmm
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: BIONIC on March 24, 2021, 05:40:53 PM: :titus
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: benjipwns on March 24, 2021, 05:41:15 PM: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ExPIh27XAAQ11Q8?format=jpg&name=900x900)

:drudge
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Pissy F Benny on March 24, 2021, 05:42:42 PM: :phil
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: MMaRsu on March 24, 2021, 05:43:16 PM: Fuck someone create a "BOAT STUCK GET OUTTA MY WAY SON" video for this

for reference https://youtu.be/lkDUObv5iIU

PLEASE Its MEME GOLD JERRY

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/4SQMqhWzUA0Fi/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: team filler on March 24, 2021, 05:43:58 PM: Quote from: Tasty on March 24, 2021, 03:16:24 PM
Just give it some metamucil, always does the trick :rodney
they just need more lube, make it fit :rash
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: BIONIC on March 24, 2021, 05:49:18 PM: She can’t keep getting away with it :stahp
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: headwalk on March 24, 2021, 08:59:04 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/VtDOD5V.jpg)
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: chronovore on March 24, 2021, 09:36:36 PM: http://twitter.com/bhangbhangducx/status/1374629944953692160
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Courage on March 24, 2021, 10:30:30 PM: https://twitter.com/sashasoftshark/status/1374716273666445317
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Coax on March 25, 2021, 12:44:59 AM: The actual path it took before getting wedged :ryker

(https://i.imgur.com/00QjoD4.jpg)
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: T-Short on March 25, 2021, 04:37:03 AM: (http://www.capitaltrachea.se/misc/suez.jpeg)
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: remy on March 25, 2021, 08:45:14 AM: looks like me intensities when I went keto :doge
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Nintex on March 25, 2021, 10:10:10 AM: Dutch engineers have arrived this morning to help fix the problem.
The Suez Canal is now officially closed.

So far they they think the vessel cannot be moved without removing the cargo first.
Which could take weeks.
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Pissy F Benny on March 25, 2021, 11:11:26 AM: the dutch :rejoice
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Nintex on March 25, 2021, 11:13:36 AM: I say we blow it up to save the economy.

This'll cost billions. Cause more shipping delays and further increases the price of a lot of consumer goods.
The best way out of this situation is to bomb it.
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Pissy F Benny on March 25, 2021, 11:16:38 AM: shame world leadership lost its only bold maverick who'd even contemplate such a thing in last november's rigged election :trumps
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Tasty on March 25, 2021, 11:22:53 AM: Quote from: Nintex on March 25, 2021, 10:10:10 AM
Dutch engineers have arrived this morning to help fix the problem.
The Suez Canal is now officially closed.

So far they they think the vessel cannot be moved without removing the cargo first.
Which could take weeks.

"Nuke that stupid umbilical chord tethering us to the lesser American continent" - :trumps
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Nintex on March 25, 2021, 11:55:40 AM: *Meanwhile somewhere in the multiverse*

"Mr. President, as you know the world economy is taking another hit because the Suez Canal is blocked. Is the US actively involved in helping Egypt resolve the situation?"

"look it doesn't look like... it doesn't look like it'll move so you have to you... have to... you have to get in there and you have to poke it with a stick, we call it 'poking'. But you know as they say we carry a very big stick in the United States. I call it a super stick.
*waves arms*
Al Sissi only has to call me and I will help him flush Suez. Actually it'll be deeper and work much better than ever before. The water would flow beautifully again. It is just not deep enough everyone's saying it but really if you think about it it is a very interesting situation with regards to the Suez"

"But sir, experts say that destroying the ship might result in a large oil spill and even damage the canal itself. It might also endanger the wildlife"

"Who? Who is saying that? Fake news is saying that. We all know oil burns, it'll burn, it'll burn away so quickly. And Egypt is wild, it's a wild place. Very wild. They like to be wild but they also like their economy so I feel very strongly about it"
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Beezy on March 25, 2021, 12:26:16 PM: https://twitter.com/KimBhasin/status/1375064363372056576
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: benjipwns on March 26, 2021, 02:35:16 AM: https://twitter.com/ParikPatelCFA/status/1375096656933306369
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: team filler on March 26, 2021, 08:04:57 AM: https://twitter.com/hackneylad/status/1374681413895749632

:juche
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Raist on March 26, 2021, 08:46:22 AM: https://twitter.com/CryptoButcher1/status/1375191647655493637
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 26, 2021, 10:25:05 AM: https://twitter.com/ParikPatelCFA/status/1375415746570948610
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 26, 2021, 01:38:14 PM: (https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/366003446513664000/825021864933589012/image0.png)
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: T-Short on March 26, 2021, 06:54:37 PM: https://twitter.com/JamieDMJ/status/1375158962115518465

https://twitter.com/giorgiomomurder/status/1375265079889780741

https://twitter.com/Meat__Hook/status/1375019212557672448
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Nintex on March 26, 2021, 10:24:50 PM: https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/dy8n9q/suez-canal-qanon-cargo-ship-conspiracies-are-getting-wild?__twitter_impression=true (https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/dy8n9q/suez-canal-qanon-cargo-ship-conspiracies-are-getting-wild?__twitter_impression=true)

“Using a canal is symbolic of a birthing canal. Things are about to happen worldwide. The birthing of the information coming from this mess will be the beginning of the end of the deep state.”

:wut
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: benjipwns on March 26, 2021, 10:47:02 PM: copycat crime in florida:
https://twitter.com/orlandosentinel/status/1375446002212163586
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Tasty on March 26, 2021, 11:11:26 PM: Where's Trumpsky been? :trumps
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Nintex on March 27, 2021, 05:59:39 AM: The Suez canal boat has been weebified :dead

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://twitter.com/notsayingsoryu/status/1375475828314664964 (https://twitter.com/notsayingsoryu/status/1375475828314664964)
[close]
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: benjipwns on March 27, 2021, 11:09:08 PM: it keeps happening:
https://twitter.com/SuezDiggerGuy/status/1375894865221976072
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: MMaRsu on March 28, 2021, 05:49:20 AM: Damnit still no boat stuck meme vid?

Its gonna be too much work for me :lol I dunno even how to make a good meme vid anyway

but the idea is solid
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Nintex on March 28, 2021, 07:44:22 AM: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ExiNr75WQAEMHRp?format=jpg)

(https://coalregioncanary.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/ExgiLdvWQAMmXNI.jpg)
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Nintex on March 28, 2021, 04:25:46 PM: https://twitter.com/iyad_elbaghdadi/status/1375886841128349702 (https://twitter.com/iyad_elbaghdadi/status/1375886841128349702)

:dead
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: team filler on March 28, 2021, 04:27:23 PM: https://twitter.com/XTERcomic/status/1376093598546989058

evergreen-chan :shaq
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 28, 2021, 04:37:30 PM: https://twitter.com/matvelloso/status/1376212622828167171
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Beezy on March 29, 2021, 12:46:24 AM: Its over

https://twitter.com/Joyce_Karam/status/1376379324291485697
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 29, 2021, 01:22:22 AM: (https://i.ibb.co/Pwg6Twj/C08-CE6-D0-4-C2-F-4601-85-CA-A97-C2-DE809-D7.gif)

(https://i.ibb.co/tcxdtSZ/8-C9-A811-A-4-B87-4377-8029-1-C5-D3644880-B.gif)
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Raist on March 29, 2021, 07:18:11 AM: Quote from: Beezy on March 29, 2021, 12:46:24 AM
Its over

https://twitter.com/Joyce_Karam/status/1376379324291485697

Naaah

https://twitter.com/mickbk/status/1376439222501007362
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 29, 2021, 09:32:29 AM: https://twitter.com/DarrenEuronews/status/1376472224526446594

Allāhu akbar
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 29, 2021, 11:19:20 AM: (https://i.imgur.com/kKdiRBM.jpg)
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Tasty on March 29, 2021, 11:21:54 AM: Using the Abrams version wouldn't make as strong a point I suppose.
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 29, 2021, 11:45:50 AM: Remember that episode where Riker gets the Enterprise stuck in a wormhole and Wesley has to figure out a way to get them freed?
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: T-Short on March 29, 2021, 01:57:05 PM: https://twitter.com/rosadona/status/1376404655475920897
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 29, 2021, 02:16:38 PM: Can you imagine thinking of that and having to wait for days to post? I'd go crazy.
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Nintex on March 29, 2021, 02:19:07 PM: https://twitter.com/KvanOosterom/status/1376542113912008704 (https://twitter.com/KvanOosterom/status/1376542113912008704)

https://twitter.com/beleefboskalis/status/1376534279539331077 (https://twitter.com/beleefboskalis/status/1376534279539331077)

Once again our knowledge of water transport and engineering has saved the world :snob
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Transhuman on March 29, 2021, 02:55:40 PM: The whole situation reminds me of that funny bit from Austin Powers where he's trying to manoeuvre the luggage cart in the hallway but it's stuck sideways and when he tries to do a three point turn it just keeps hitting the wall and remaining in the same spot because there is not enough room
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on March 29, 2021, 03:00:25 PM: Never heard of that, link?
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Transhuman on March 29, 2021, 03:04:56 PM: You've never seen Austin Powers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGiQOCX9UbM
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 29, 2021, 03:26:01 PM: What, whats that?
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Transhuman on March 29, 2021, 03:37:33 PM: Pretty bad Mike Myers film. He stole the Dr. Evil impression of Dana Carvey anyway
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 29, 2021, 03:42:53 PM: Is Dana Carvey in it?
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: T-Short on March 29, 2021, 03:46:06 PM: Sounds interesting. Why is the F-Secure logo on the wall and on that cart he's driving?
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 29, 2021, 03:59:03 PM: Quote from: T-Short on March 29, 2021, 03:46:06 PM
Sounds interesting. Why is the F-Secure logo on the wall and on that cart he's driving?

It was the style at the time.
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on March 29, 2021, 08:57:01 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/SDErT92.png)

thank god it's finally unstuck
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: D3RANG3D on March 29, 2021, 09:09:28 PM: :nope
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 30, 2021, 01:38:18 PM: Memes are over, see you guys the next time some funny international catastrophe happens.
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: daemon on March 30, 2021, 02:31:24 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 30, 2021, 01:38:18 PM
Memes are over, see you guys the next time some funny international catastrophe happens.

I mean the ship pulled off a canal drift

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/055/974/4b2)
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: team filler on March 31, 2021, 10:10:08 PM: https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qqsqz1AWT71xoyw8p.mp4
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: benjipwns on April 14, 2021, 12:13:50 AM: Quote from: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2021/04/13/ever-given-seized-egypt/
A few weeks ago, Egypt was frantically trying to get the massive container ship Ever Given out of the Suez Canal.

Now, authorities are saying the vessel is not allowed to leave.

In the latest complication to the ill-fated voyage, Egypt has seized the Ever Given over its owners’ “failure to pay an amount of $900 million,” the state-run news outlet Ahram Gate reported. That amount represents the total compensation that Egypt says it is owed for the six-day blockage of the Suez Canal
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 14, 2021, 11:05:41 AM: Okay fellas, put it back.
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: benjipwns on April 07, 2022, 05:20:19 PM: https://twitter.com/justinshanes/status/1511860432302092289
Title: Re: The Suez Canal is blocked
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 11, 2022, 02:32:53 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 30, 2021, 01:38:18 PM
Memes are over, see you guys the next time some funny international catastrophe happens.

(https://i.imgur.com/bRXbvlj.jpeg)