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Title: Fuck doordash
Post by: james on May 04, 2021, 04:51:53 PM
Tue, May 4 at 3:43 PM
Thanks for your
order, James
The estimated delivery time for your order
is 4:30 PM - 4:40 PM

It is now 4:50 and they havent even picked up my order


I haven't eaten al day

 :existential
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: james on May 04, 2021, 05:00:56 PM
On the way
Now arrives at 5:20pm

 :existential
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 04, 2021, 05:18:57 PM
I bet your drink will be missing.
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: james on May 04, 2021, 05:32:12 PM
I bet your drink will be missing.

I ordered 12 wings and they sent half without sauce.

HALF THE WINGS WITH NO SAUCE

 :existential :existential :existential :existential
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: james on May 04, 2021, 05:41:18 PM
NO SAUCE

 :existential :existential :existential
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2021, 05:44:57 PM
SAUCY
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: Trent Dole on May 04, 2021, 06:46:20 PM
doortrash
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 04, 2021, 06:53:23 PM
lmao gig economy :neogaf
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: Uncle on May 04, 2021, 07:12:46 PM
holy shit this is unacceptable
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: Nintex on May 04, 2021, 07:30:00 PM
Where can we find the Doordash manager  ???
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: Uncle on May 04, 2021, 07:36:46 PM
you could short $DASH in revenge
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: Himu on May 04, 2021, 07:41:50 PM
One time I had a customer doordash to a BBQ place. It was a two minute walk from her apartment complex. When I got there they closed early. I told her this and she was FURIOUS but if she had just walked on over instead of waiting for doordash should would have made it.

Despite working for Door Dash in the past I've used Doordash maybe two or three times. It's way too expensive and a waste of time. If I were in the country or a rural area I'd use it but I think doordash and other apps are just crystalized laziness. Thanks for the money though!
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: bork on May 04, 2021, 10:55:56 PM
NO SAUCE

 :existential :existential :existential

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GdKhpna_k4

 :nothot
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 05, 2021, 12:08:16 AM
Unless someone is like, an invalid or whatever fuck ordering delivery. Get in your car and get it yourself, you asshole. Think of all that time you spent being pissed that it was taking forever, you could have picked up takeout like 10 times.
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: demi on May 05, 2021, 12:13:16 AM
Sounds like the place you ordered from is dogshit. What is the driver going to do about your wings lacking sauce?
Driver is just there to pick up the order with your name on it.

Doordash/grubhub has been well for me  8)
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 05, 2021, 08:56:23 AM
This is the content I come to The Bore for. 

Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: james on May 05, 2021, 12:33:09 PM
Unless someone is like, an invalid or whatever fuck ordering delivery. Get in your car and get it yourself, you asshole. Think of all that time you spent being pissed that it was taking forever, you could have picked up takeout like 10 times.

I don't have a car you absolute Neanderthal
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: Himu on May 05, 2021, 12:34:39 PM
Unless someone is like, an invalid or whatever fuck ordering delivery. Get in your car and get it yourself, you asshole. Think of all that time you spent being pissed that it was taking forever, you could have picked up takeout like 10 times.

I don't have a car you absolute Neanderthal

Aren't you in Jersey? You can't walk?
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: Pissy F Benny on May 05, 2021, 12:37:42 PM
maybe hes a fat tub of goo :trumps
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 05, 2021, 12:39:33 PM
Sounds like the place you ordered from is dogshit. What is the driver going to do about your wings lacking sauce?
Driver is just there to pick up the order with your name on it.

Doordash/grubhub has been well for me  8)

The driver should have put some extra sauce them....if you know what I mean.  :shaq
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: Pissy F Benny on May 05, 2021, 12:42:23 PM
some gayonnaise if you catch my drift :dice
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: james on May 05, 2021, 01:05:52 PM
Unless someone is like, an invalid or whatever fuck ordering delivery. Get in your car and get it yourself, you asshole. Think of all that time you spent being pissed that it was taking forever, you could have picked up takeout like 10 times.

I don't have a car you absolute Neanderthal

Aren't you in Jersey? You can't walk?

Usually that's what i do but I had a 10 dollar promo so I wanted to try a highly reviewed wing place that's 4 miles away which seems like a good use case for this delivery concept
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: MMaRsu on May 05, 2021, 01:36:24 PM
'highly reviewed'  :lol
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: james on May 05, 2021, 02:30:42 PM
'highly reviewed'  :lol

The 6 with sauce were good

 :delicious
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 05, 2021, 02:47:36 PM
Just call the place directly instead of using an app to get delivery next time.
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: MMaRsu on May 05, 2021, 03:02:31 PM
'highly reviewed'  :lol

The 6 with sauce were good

 :delicious

special sauce

https://youtu.be/nzGmgf9RWnU
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on May 05, 2021, 03:13:07 PM
Unless someone is like, an invalid or whatever fuck ordering delivery. Get in your car and get it yourself, you asshole. Think of all that time you spent being pissed that it was taking forever, you could have picked up takeout like 10 times.

I don't have a car you absolute Neanderthal

Aren't you in Jersey? You can't walk?

Usually that's what i do but I had a 10 dollar promo so I wanted to try a highly reviewed wing place that's 4 miles away which seems like a good use case for this delivery concept

They gave you ten dollars off....worth of sauce.
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: bork on May 05, 2021, 03:33:36 PM
Sounds like the place you ordered from is dogshit. What is the driver going to do about your wings lacking sauce?
Driver is just there to pick up the order with your name on it.

Doordash/grubhub has been well for me  8)

The driver should have put some extra sauce them....if you know what I mean.  :shaq

Special sauce
:dsp
Title: Re: Fuck doordash
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 05, 2021, 04:22:18 PM
Unless someone is like, an invalid or whatever fuck ordering delivery. Get in your car and get it yourself, you asshole. Think of all that time you spent being pissed that it was taking forever, you could have picked up takeout like 10 times.

I don't have a car you absolute Neanderthal

James Fund doing that bad, huh?

 :success