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Title: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: james on May 10, 2021, 08:36:29 PM
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A cyber-criminal gang that took a major US fuel pipeline offline over the weekend has acknowledged the incident in a public statement.

"Our goal is to make money and not creating problems for society," DarkSide wrote on its website.

The US issued emergency legislation on Sunday after Colonial Pipeline was hit by a ransomware cyber-attack.

The pipeline carries 2.5 million barrels a day - 45% of the East Coast's supply of diesel, petrol and jet fuel.

The operator took itself offline on Friday after the cyber-attack. Work to restore service is continuing.

https://twitter.com/CaitlynWLOS/status/1391853595843301376

 :miyamoto
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: chronovore on May 10, 2021, 08:55:51 PM
Look at US policy reaction to Iraq trying to leave the US dollar standard, willingness to overlook and even cover up Saudi Arabia's human rights violations, and willingness to fuck with Venezuela's socialization of its country's natural resources. The US acts without restraint whenever its oil supply and oil-driven fortunes are threatened.

These guys are fuuuuuuucked.
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: james on May 11, 2021, 06:09:56 PM
https://twitter.com/swimmerbr78/status/1392074170201223169
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: MMaRsu on May 11, 2021, 06:47:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKYWO1yVtYc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUQ-ds9LIvw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOJXRs_V5Cw
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: Nintex on May 11, 2021, 06:59:25 PM
Joe Biden is doing the Carter Presidency speed run.
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: Beezy on May 11, 2021, 08:49:03 PM
https://twitter.com/FiendishlyYours/status/1391990487222001666
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: chronovore on May 11, 2021, 09:15:23 PM
We are too stupid to continue as a nation.
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: BIONIC on May 11, 2021, 09:20:28 PM
:titus
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: Raist on May 12, 2021, 06:16:46 AM
(https://preview.redd.it/64fvb2zttjy61.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=33bd8086fd11c654d4f9e8b47ebdac3fb9358612)
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: Pissy F Benny on May 12, 2021, 06:44:35 AM
lol it was around this time last year when oil was down below zero a barrel one day :doge
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 12, 2021, 08:03:25 AM
https://www.acronis.com/en-au/articles/darkside-ransomware/

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Locale check

Using GetSystemDefaultUILanguage() and GetUserDefaultLangID() functions, DarkSide checks the machine’s location to avoid systems located in the former Soviet countries from being encrypted.


 

The whitelist contains languages from 17 countries:


●    Russian - 419
●    Ukranian - 422
●    Belarusian - 423
●    Tajik - 428
●    Armenian - 42B
●    Azerbaijani (Latin) - 42C
●    Georgian - 437
●    Kazakh - 43F
●    Kyrgyz (Cyrillic) - 440
●    Turkmen - 442
●    Uzbek (Latin) - 443
●    Tatar - 444
●    Romanian (Moldova) - 818
●    Russian (Moldova) - 819
●    Azerbaijani (Cyrillic) - 82C
●    Uzbek (Cyrillic) - 843
●    Arabic (Syria) - 2801


 :putin
 :patel :biden
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: bork on May 12, 2021, 10:25:45 AM
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“Panic buying or hoarding of gasoline will prolong outages and price spikes, making them much worse,” said Patrick De Haan, head of petroleum analysis at Gas Buddy. “It is true that if the pipeline remains out of service into the early part of next week, roughly Tuesday or so, that some gas stations may run low on gasoline. Tank farms that take the gasoline from the pipeline are likely starting to see supply run low, so it is vital that motorists do not overwhelm the system by filling their tanks.”

De Haan and his company are urging motorists to only buy what gasoline they immediately need for their cars and avoid filling their tanks until Colonial Pipeline resumes full operation.

Yeah, like that's going to happen.  :lol  :usacry

Tesla owners right now:
 :point
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 12, 2021, 10:58:57 AM
gas printer broke
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: Pissy F Benny on May 12, 2021, 11:17:48 AM
i don't think i've ever seen a situation before where they say "no need to panic buy we have plenty of (product)" that hasn't resulted in panic buying :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: Raist on May 12, 2021, 11:55:02 AM
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/585939300000989196/842055553886322728/Screenshot_20210512-110516.png)
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: james on May 12, 2021, 11:57:22 AM
(https://i.redd.it/z25yjg0b4py61.png)
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: james on May 12, 2021, 12:01:50 PM
(https://i.redd.it/wlrvbbemjpy61.jpg)
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: porkbun on May 12, 2021, 12:08:19 PM
Most of those morons hoarding fuel look like they could do with giving walking a chance.  Probably the same shitstains who use BS handicapped licenses to park next to the front door of Old Country Buffet.
 I'm awaiting the Darwinism of the mouth-breathers blowing up their house after they light up a smoke in the garage full of buckets of gas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ccAx792uoI
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: Pissy F Benny on May 12, 2021, 12:14:13 PM
Notice how everyone in these photos are fat tubs of goo :doge
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: Raist on May 12, 2021, 12:19:07 PM
Notice how everyone in these photos are fat tubs of goo :doge

 :usacry
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: Trent Dole on May 12, 2021, 01:58:39 PM
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“Panic buying or hoarding of gasoline will prolong outages and price spikes, making them much worse,” said Patrick De Haan, head of petroleum analysis at Gas Buddy. “It is true that if the pipeline remains out of service into the early part of next week, roughly Tuesday or so, that some gas stations may run low on gasoline. Tank farms that take the gasoline from the pipeline are likely starting to see supply run low, so it is vital that motorists do not overwhelm the system by filling their tanks.”

De Haan and his company are urging motorists to only buy what gasoline they immediately need for their cars and avoid filling their tanks until Colonial Pipeline resumes full operation.

Yeah, like that's going to happen.  :lol  :usacry

Tesla owners right now:
 :point
You mean
(http://i.imgur.com/3DK6gAr.jpg)
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: bork on May 12, 2021, 05:30:23 PM
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“Panic buying or hoarding of gasoline will prolong outages and price spikes, making them much worse,” said Patrick De Haan, head of petroleum analysis at Gas Buddy. “It is true that if the pipeline remains out of service into the early part of next week, roughly Tuesday or so, that some gas stations may run low on gasoline. Tank farms that take the gasoline from the pipeline are likely starting to see supply run low, so it is vital that motorists do not overwhelm the system by filling their tanks.”

De Haan and his company are urging motorists to only buy what gasoline they immediately need for their cars and avoid filling their tanks until Colonial Pipeline resumes full operation.

Yeah, like that's going to happen.  :lol  :usacry

Tesla owners right now:
 :point
You mean
(http://i.imgur.com/3DK6gAr.jpg)

Or is that what the lady was doing with those bags of gas?  :thinking
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: james on May 13, 2021, 11:31:08 AM
 :neogaf

(https://preview.redd.it/xltved0lpvy61.jpg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4f741308745bde8a5f7937e6ee44d00c75cd04d)

(https://preview.redd.it/pj97580lpvy61.jpg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b2c6a6d2348082bc66eab1dd71c851a58927b6a)

https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/nbf59k/idiot_in_hummer_filled_5_gas_cans_expecting/

Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: Sideshow Raheem on May 13, 2021, 08:39:25 PM
I posted this in another thread, but ...

Colonial Pipeline ponied up for the ransomware attack.

Nothing could possibleye go wrong paying off the terrorists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7trn91xkJ0w
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: team filler on May 13, 2021, 08:49:12 PM
how much dogecoin did they pay  :thinking
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 13, 2021, 09:39:01 PM
*FREEDOM INTENSIFIES*

(https://i.imgur.com/uVvL4ih.jpg)
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: Lonewulfeus on May 14, 2021, 12:09:27 AM
Nothing says “I’m manly” like a pair of camo cargs :salute
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: chronovore on May 14, 2021, 02:29:20 AM
*FREEDOM INTENSIFIES*

(https://i.imgur.com/uVvL4ih.jpg)
:picard
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2021, 02:38:32 AM
Cargo shorts are still a thing?
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: Nintex on May 14, 2021, 04:06:10 AM
how much dogecoin did they pay  :thinking
5 million in BTC pretty cheap tbh
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: chronovore on May 14, 2021, 05:29:38 AM
Cargo shorts are still a thing?
Yes, in the over-40 crowd.

**waves**
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 14, 2021, 10:11:15 AM
Nothing says “I’m manly” like a pair of camo cargs :salute

All I can see are two pairs of calves.
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: bork on May 14, 2021, 02:34:34 PM
I take it back- this is Tesla drivers right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HaEr7jsXMM

This dude has had his car taken away, been jailed, and just comes out, then buys another Tesla and keeps on doing it.
:dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8887hlaWTnc

Fucking asshole is going to get someone killed.
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: team filler on May 14, 2021, 02:48:58 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: bork on May 14, 2021, 03:16:24 PM
Googling him for those videos, he was arrested for selling a stolen iPhone and thrown into a psych ward for two weeks when he was 18, and then was semi-famous on Instagram some years back for trolling celebrities, calling them "peasants," under the troll name Itslavishbitch.

https://m.fooyoh.com/menknowpause_lifestyle_living/8390297

(https://m.fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/3004/297/390/008/Lavish_Bitch_15.jpg)

If only he'd stuck to just this.  :doge
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: team filler on May 15, 2021, 12:49:08 AM
 :heh
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: Transhuman on May 15, 2021, 12:58:19 AM
Saying "you feel me" that often should be a crime
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: BIONIC on May 15, 2021, 03:24:26 AM
Saying "you feel me" that often should be a crime

I feel ya
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: Nintex on May 15, 2021, 01:22:42 PM
All I see is a King in a Tesla  :mynicca
Title: Re: Mad Max Becomes Reality: The great gas shortage of mid-May 2021
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 15, 2021, 04:56:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S9Pgs4ZZt8

 :lol :success