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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Nintex on August 19, 2021, 02:38:54 PM

Title: RIP OnlyFans
Post by: Nintex on August 19, 2021, 02:38:54 PM
https://twitter.com/business/status/1428422301536727043 (https://twitter.com/business/status/1428422301536727043)

Guess we know the terms of NATO's surrender to the Taliban.
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Post by: BIONIC on August 19, 2021, 03:07:11 PM
Is feet considered sexually explicit?

Asking for a friend.
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Post by: Transhuman on August 19, 2021, 03:09:34 PM
So you can still pose nude and have nude videos? Am I reading this right? You're just not allowed to show someone having sex or masturbating?
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Post by: james on August 19, 2021, 05:36:36 PM
BAN PORNOGRAPHY
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Post by: james on August 19, 2021, 05:46:28 PM
More like lonelyfans amirite
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Post by: Nintex on August 19, 2021, 05:59:07 PM
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Guess we know the terms of NATO's surrender to the Taliban.

On Twitter this got 74 likes so far and the reviews are in

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You son of a bitch this is the best tweet here.

 :success
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Post by: Transhuman on August 19, 2021, 06:20:19 PM
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Guess we know the terms of NATO's surrender to the Taliban.

On Twitter this got 74 likes so far and the reviews are in

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You son of a bitch this is the best tweet here.

 :success

receipts
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Post by: team filler on August 19, 2021, 06:23:46 PM
https://twitter.com/AvatarDomy2/status/1428237027884027906
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Post by: Propagandhim on August 19, 2021, 06:26:18 PM
Your juicy ass ain't bad in a pinch

edit: wrong thread
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Post by: Transhuman on August 19, 2021, 06:34:23 PM
https://twitter.com/search?q=onlyfans%20taliban&src=typed_query

Is there even a point to telling jokes anymore. This is why I hate twitter comedy. The joke is either so obvious that everyone thought of it, or it's so esoteric that no-one cares about it.

https://twitter.com/marknorm/status/1428473124534751235

https://twitter.com/Nintex_nl/status/1428426319717617671

I like your wording of the joke better than Mark Normand's, but they both lack a certain "punch" that every good joke needs.
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Post by: BIONIC on August 19, 2021, 06:53:26 PM
Trashy, tell us a good original joke.
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Post by: Transhuman on August 19, 2021, 07:04:59 PM
https://www.paypal.com/myaccount/transfer/homepage/request

Send me your paypal linked email/phone-number so I can send you a $5 request, then once that's been paid i'll tell you a joke

edit: I meant 5 AUD, so 3.57 USD
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Post by: Lonewulfeus on August 19, 2021, 08:39:38 PM
https://www.paypal.com/myaccount/transfer/homepage/request

Send me your paypal linked email/phone-number so I can send you a $5 request, then once that's been paid i'll tell you a joke

edit: I meant 5 AUD, so 3.57 USD

Lol that was pretty good.
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Post by: team filler on August 19, 2021, 09:03:56 PM
 :lol
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 19, 2021, 11:22:03 PM
The silver lining is maybe all these pornstars will actually come back to porn now.
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Post by: team filler on August 19, 2021, 11:42:12 PM
how does taliban feel about backpage?  :doge
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Post by: chronovore on August 19, 2021, 11:58:11 PM
I guess I should’ve seen this thread somehow. I’ll copypaste here:
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-58273914

Only fans is going to a “no porn” model as of October 1. Amazing, it’s like everyone has forgotten Tumblr. Good luck with that!

https://youtu.be/89sLHXYQUpM
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Post by: who is ted danson? on August 20, 2021, 03:37:13 AM
Crypto fixes this, just like how it would have saved Afghanistan.
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Post by: Kurt Russell on August 20, 2021, 04:38:29 AM
https://twitter.com/search?q=onlyfans%20taliban&src=typed_query

Is there even a point to telling jokes anymore. This is why I hate twitter comedy. The joke is either so obvious that everyone thought of it, or it's so esoteric that no-one cares about it.

https://twitter.com/marknorm/status/1428473124534751235

https://twitter.com/Nintex_nl/status/1428426319717617671

I like your wording of the joke better than Mark Normand's, but they both lack a certain "punch" that every good joke needs.

https://twitter.com/sucioooooooo/status/1428477577094594561
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Post by: T-Short on August 20, 2021, 04:45:46 AM
I guess I should’ve seen this thread somehow. I’ll copypaste here:
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-58273914

Only fans is going to a “no porn” model as of October 1. Amazing, it’s like everyone has forgotten Tumblr. Good luck with that!

https://youtu.be/89sLHXYQUpM

Came here to post this. The ender is so perfect
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Post by: Transhuman on August 20, 2021, 07:11:29 AM
They should get actual jobs, like being a standup comedian.
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Post by: Beezy on August 20, 2021, 11:14:16 AM
https://twitter.com/PostCultRev/status/1428584131835748359

 :piss religion :piss2
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Post by: Tasty on August 20, 2021, 12:07:17 PM
https://twitter.com/c0linM/status/1428441643984826368
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Post by: team filler on August 20, 2021, 01:02:18 PM
https://twitter.com/search?q=onlyfans%20taliban&src=typed_query

Is there even a point to telling jokes anymore. This is why I hate twitter comedy. The joke is either so obvious that everyone thought of it, or it's so esoteric that no-one cares about it.

https://twitter.com/marknorm/status/1428473124534751235

https://twitter.com/Nintex_nl/status/1428426319717617671

I like your wording of the joke better than Mark Normand's, but they both lack a certain "punch" that every good joke needs.

https://twitter.com/sucioooooooo/status/1428477577094594561
(https://i.imgur.com/Xz9m9fb.png)
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Post by: T-Short on August 20, 2021, 05:38:50 PM
https://twitter.com/LittleRedd21/status/1428534354213548038
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Post by: Tasty on August 20, 2021, 06:02:32 PM
Does he have a justforfans? :drool
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Post by: team filler on August 20, 2021, 09:49:12 PM
https://twitter.com/psych6pathy/status/1428778549524189187
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 20, 2021, 10:45:08 PM
(https://i.redd.it/agtg15ngili71.jpg)
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Post by: Don Rumata on August 21, 2021, 02:17:47 AM
https://twitter.com/PostCultRev/status/1428584131835748359

 :piss religion :piss2
This is really the core story, again.
Maybe this will push more people to move into Crypto though, better stock up before the price jumps.  :doge

That said, OnlyFans are coward bitches and will enjoy watching them crumble like Tumblr.
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Post by: Beezy on August 22, 2021, 12:32:32 PM
I only know bitcoin and ethereum. I know nothing about the others.
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Post by: who is ted danson? on August 22, 2021, 06:11:49 PM
https://www.complex.com/music/tyga-deletes-onlyfans-to-launch-myystar


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The 31-year-old rapper took to Instagram to share the news. “Just deleted my Onlyfans, starting my own platform @myystar8 more futuristic, better quality & only 10% fee. Creators will also be able to make content of there choice!”

According to a press release, Myystar aims to provide users with more creative freedom in light of the recent news that OnlyFans will start banning sexually explicit content in October. Myystar will only be taking 10 percent of creators’ earnings, a steep difference from OnlyFans’ 20 percent fee. “Creators will have the ability to sell NFTs on the Ethereum blockchain, as well as boasting features relevant to the music industry,” the release adds.


 :wow
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Post by: james on August 22, 2021, 10:24:25 PM
Nintex, lets start a website where we charge just a 1% fee but in a few years we have enough material to blackmail half the world
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Post by: BIONIC on August 22, 2021, 11:01:06 PM
Nintex, lets start a website where we charge just a 1% fee but in a few years we have enough material to blackmail half the world

This is why they kick you out of Splatoon discords
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Post by: Nintex on August 23, 2021, 04:58:17 AM
Nintex, lets start a website where we charge just a 1% fee but in a few years we have enough material to blackmail half the world
:rash
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Post by: Tuckers Law on August 23, 2021, 08:48:15 AM
I wonder how this situation will affect sex workers in Colombia.   :existential
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Post by: Beezy on August 23, 2021, 10:51:09 AM
...it won't? Aren't most of them escorts?
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Post by: team filler on August 23, 2021, 01:45:14 PM
Nintex, lets start a website where we charge just a 1% fee but in a few years we have enough material to blackmail half the world
:rash
now that my credit's all cleared up  :rejoice time to sign up for credit cards and invest in this surefire business idea  :thinking  I'm gonna be rich!  :)
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Post by: M on August 23, 2021, 01:54:24 PM
I wonder how this situation will affect sex workers in Colombia.   :existential

They don't often make OF accounts. They are more into the camsites because pimps that manage OF accounts are much less common in Colombia vs pimps that manage cam work.
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Post by: demi on August 23, 2021, 05:10:58 PM
Good, got sick of porn reddits advertising their onlyfans
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Post by: Kurt Russell on August 23, 2021, 06:33:02 PM
(https://i.redd.it/agtg15ngili71.jpg)

I mean, there's nothing stopping whores creating their own platform if they don't like the rules? No such thing as free speech on a private platform. Etc etc.
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Post by: Lonewulfeus on August 23, 2021, 06:46:52 PM
(https://i.redd.it/agtg15ngili71.jpg)

I mean, there's nothing stopping whores creating their own platform if they don't like the rules? No such thing as free speech on a private platform. Etc etc.

Except that’s pretty much exactly what happened, you can’t have an online platform where you safely and easily collect money without access to banking infrastructure.  I guess someone could set it up using crypto but that limits accessibility pretty badly and comes with its own issues.
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Post by: Kurt Russell on August 23, 2021, 07:03:57 PM
Except that’s pretty much exactly what happened, you can’t have an online platform where you safely and easily collect money without access to banking infrastructure.  I guess someone could set it up using crypto but that limits accessibility pretty badly and comes with its own issues.

Maybe they should go and create their own banking infrastructure then. After all, cancel culture isn't real.  :patel
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Post by: daemon on August 23, 2021, 09:35:56 PM
Environmentalists predicted we'd have a thirst problem in the 21st century.

They didn't specify which form of thirst.
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Post by: Don Rumata on August 24, 2021, 03:42:35 AM
Except that’s pretty much exactly what happened, you can’t have an online platform where you safely and easily collect money without access to banking infrastructure.  I guess someone could set it up using crypto but that limits accessibility pretty badly and comes with its own issues.

Maybe they should go and create their own banking infrastructure then. After all, cancel culture isn't real.  :patel
With Blackjack and hookers!
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Post by: Lonewulfeus on August 24, 2021, 05:05:46 AM
Except that’s pretty much exactly what happened, you can’t have an online platform where you safely and easily collect money without access to banking infrastructure.  I guess someone could set it up using crypto but that limits accessibility pretty badly and comes with its own issues.

Maybe they should go and create their own banking infrastructure then. After all, cancel culture isn't real.  :patel
With Blackjack and hookers!

FanDuel Cams :doge
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Post by: T-Short on August 25, 2021, 10:12:24 AM
https://twitter.com/OnlyFans/status/1430499277302816773

lol!
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Post by: Nintex on August 25, 2021, 10:28:45 AM
I like how all these bitches (m/f) be like: "I don't trust this, here is a link to my OnlyFans"  :lol
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Post by: james on August 25, 2021, 10:52:32 AM
We did it!
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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 25, 2021, 11:19:59 AM
Thanks for the free publicity, suckers! :success
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Post by: Human Snorenado on August 25, 2021, 11:21:48 AM
Looks like jerkin is back on the menu, bois
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Post by: MMaRsu on August 25, 2021, 11:22:57 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Post by: Nintex on August 25, 2021, 12:04:39 PM
I see the Taliban scholars have made up their minds about womens rights :trumps
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Post by: chronovore on August 25, 2021, 06:15:43 PM
This was such an ill considered and slimy move, and such a non-apology, hopefully there’s a smarter platform already in development for the content-creators to which they can emigrate.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on August 25, 2021, 06:18:00 PM
This was such an ill considered and slimy move, and such a non-apology, hopefully there’s a smarter platform already in development for the content-creators to which they can emigrate.

I mean, obviously yes, but MasterCard had them bent over and they had to take it, in the parlance of the industry we're discussing.

I wonder what they did to get MC to back down. Probably increased policing of uploads/better age verifications.

Whatever it is, you can be sure the lunatic shitfucking evangelicals at Exodus Cry will be back, they don't actually give a shit about trafficking, they just want all porn gone.
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Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on August 26, 2021, 12:04:16 PM
who wants my onlyfans link?