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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Nintex on September 04, 2021, 05:49:26 PM

Title: ATTENTION GAMERS AND PATRIOTS
Post by: Nintex on September 04, 2021, 05:49:26 PM
It has come to my attention that Sonic is a mess and people are eating horse dewormers like candy that ICU's are overwhelmed

https://twitter.com/Smoncdahonk/status/1434039124193804292 (https://twitter.com/Smoncdahonk/status/1434039124193804292)

Shrinkflation is everywhere including the brain of the fake President
which is shrinking faster than womens rights in Kabul

In fact reading the latest developments NATO are basically rent boys for the Taliban now as they hang people we listed from our helicopters - good job everyone

I guess it's time for me to return from a well earned break before we lose Saints Row to ANTIFA (oops too late)

(https://abload.de/img/nieuwproject3b0kjl.png)

"SEE YOU SOON GAMERS AND PATRIOTS!!!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUQzCGtsv0
Title: Re: ATTENTION GAMERS AND PATRIOTS
Post by: Kurt Russell on September 04, 2021, 06:02:33 PM
Welcome back my liege.

Buy some real beer though, yeah?
Title: Re: ATTENTION GAMERS AND PATRIOTS
Post by: Propagandhim on September 04, 2021, 06:08:50 PM
:dead
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Post by: samir on September 04, 2021, 06:21:23 PM
He's back :rejoice
Title: Re: ATTENTION GAMERS AND PATRIOTS
Post by: Pissy F Benny on September 04, 2021, 07:02:20 PM
this is the greatest night in the history of our sport :tocry
Title: Re: ATTENTION GAMERS AND PATRIOTS
Post by: team filler on September 04, 2021, 07:26:15 PM
forgot he was in swistzerland banging valk  :neogaf
Title: Re: ATTENTION GAMERS AND PATRIOTS
Post by: demi on September 04, 2021, 07:49:13 PM
Quote from: team filler on September 04, 2021, 07:26:15 PM
forgot he was in swistzerland banging valk  :neogaf

haha i'm still gonna jerk off thinking about it too :neogaf
Title: Re: ATTENTION GAMERS AND PATRIOTS
Post by: team filler on September 04, 2021, 08:07:25 PM
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Hypnotized (LYRICS) - Purple Disco Machine, Sophie And The Giants

 :)
Title: Re: ATTENTION GAMERS AND PATRIOTS
Post by: Potato on September 04, 2021, 11:49:33 PM
Back from the dead I see. Can someone stake this Dutch motherfucker in the heart to keep him down please?
Title: Re: ATTENTION GAMERS AND PATRIOTS
Post by: Nintex on September 06, 2021, 06:33:25 AM
Quote from: Kurt Russell on September 04, 2021, 06:02:33 PM
Welcome back my liege.

Buy some real beer though, yeah?
After Max won we settled on Weihenstephan in the sun.

Watched all the helicopters with the drivers fly past as we celebrated a big win  :rejoice
Title: Re: ATTENTION GAMERS AND PATRIOTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 06, 2021, 09:09:45 AM
That was one hell of a race, I’m super jelly if you actually got to go. Where’s the pics?

Glad you decided to come back to the cesspool.
Title: Re: ATTENTION GAMERS AND PATRIOTS
Post by: Nintex on September 06, 2021, 11:52:02 AM
Quote from: G The Resurrected on September 06, 2021, 09:09:45 AM
That was one hell of a race, I’m super jelly if you actually got to go. Where’s the pics?

Glad you decided to come back to the cesspool.
I'm a few towns down the coast and just watched the race on TV.
Most drivers were staying in our town. Which has now been dubbed 'The Home of Champions'  8)

But afterwards everyone was celebrating.

Well except for the Climate Cult and the Anti-Vaxx nutters
Title: Re: ATTENTION GAMERS AND PATRIOTS
Post by: Tasty on September 06, 2021, 01:31:44 PM
Gamers and la li lu le lo?
Title: Re: ATTENTION GAMERS AND PATRIOTS
Post by: Don Rumata on September 06, 2021, 02:13:20 PM
Quote from: Tasty on September 06, 2021, 01:31:44 PM
Gamers and la li lu le lo?
Kojima predicting the pronoun wars!  :o

(I guess this joke doesn't make much sense in English)