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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: james on September 21, 2021, 03:29:02 PM

Title: Would you be a good serial killer?
Post by: james on September 21, 2021, 03:29:02 PM

I wouldnt, Im too lazy to execute my plans :(

Title: Re: Would you be a good serial killer?
Post by: Uncle on September 21, 2021, 03:44:29 PM

I think I would be pretty good, it's all about collating info and surveillance

just today alone I've learned that my target is a prolific investment broker who craves cheese, has more than 48 twitter followers, and has an incredibly fat antivax truck driver cousin-in-law

Title: Re: Would you be a good serial killer?
Post by: Transhuman on September 21, 2021, 03:51:33 PM

https://youtu.be/NqeNR1xZ8rc

Title: Re: Would you be a good serial killer?
Post by: james on September 21, 2021, 04:38:08 PM

Quote from: Uncle on September 21, 2021, 03:44:29 PM

I think I would be pretty good, it's all about collating info and surveillance

just today alone I've learned that my target is a prolific investment broker who craves cheese, has more than 48 twitter followers, and has an incredibly fat antivax truck driver cousin-in-law

You've narrowed it down to most people

Title: Re: Would you be a good serial killer?
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on September 21, 2021, 07:38:30 PM

I would plan it all down to the smallest details, and have backup plans whenever I would kill. All go well for a while, but then fairly quickly get sloppy when I start to get away with it, and in the end get caught cause of something silly.

Title: Re: Would you be a good serial killer?
Post by: Nintex on September 21, 2021, 07:38:59 PM

Probably

Title: Re: Would you be a good serial killer?
Post by: james on September 21, 2021, 08:03:08 PM

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on September 21, 2021, 07:38:30 PM

I would plan it all down to the smallest details, and have backup plans whenever I would kill. All go well for a while, but then fairly quickly get sloppy when I start to get away with it, and in the end get caught cause of something silly.

Pro tip

Always kill with an icicle. Once it melts, all the evidence is gone. The perfect crime.

Title: Re: Would you be a good serial killer?
Post by: team filler on September 21, 2021, 08:07:19 PM

I'd be the goat, because I kill with kindness  :pimp

Title: Re: Would you be a good serial killer?
Post by: SmokyDave on September 22, 2021, 11:37:18 AM

Yup. Go random, use natural weapons, make no ripples. You'll hit a dozen before you start wondering if anyone will catch on.

Problem is, once you're over 20, you start wanting to get caught.

Title: Re: Would you be a good serial killer?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 22, 2021, 11:50:32 AM

Quote from: james on September 21, 2021, 08:03:08 PM

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on September 21, 2021, 07:38:30 PM

I would plan it all down to the smallest details, and have backup plans whenever I would kill. All go well for a while, but then fairly quickly get sloppy when I start to get away with it, and in the end get caught cause of something silly.

Pro tip

Always kill with an icicle. Once it melts, all the evidence is gone. The perfect crime.

Then feed it to the cops!

Title: Re: Would you be a good serial killer?
Post by: Propagandhim on September 22, 2021, 12:13:38 PM

nah i already have enough nagging women in my life

Title: Re: Would you be a good serial killer?
Post by: who is ted danson? on September 22, 2021, 12:16:57 PM

Build a nuclear reactor in the middle of a large, high rise, apartment block.

Title: Re: Would you be a good serial killer?
Post by: Cauliflower Of Love on September 22, 2021, 12:29:40 PM

would?

Title: Re: Would you be a good serial killer?
Post by: team filler on September 22, 2021, 02:21:47 PM

Quote from: Transhuman on September 21, 2021, 03:51:33 PM

https://youtu.be/NqeNR1xZ8rc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0iTRLdbkC0


killing is easy  :)