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Title: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2007, 02:36:38 PM: That would've been so cool. World War III was so rad.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Mupepe on February 03, 2007, 02:37:54 PM: Yeah. That way we just ruled everything life would be so much simpler.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 03, 2007, 02:38:09 PM: Heck yea! I would so kick some commie ass.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Bacon on February 03, 2007, 02:38:34 PM: Willco would probably join the commies if that happened.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Mupepe on February 03, 2007, 02:42:46 PM: Quote from: Bacon on February 03, 2007, 02:38:34 PM
Willco would probably join the commies if that happened.
Cheebs would
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 03, 2007, 02:43:20 PM: I dunno I kinda like the comforts of NOT RED DAWN.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 03, 2007, 02:44:11 PM: I've never seen RED DAWN
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 03, 2007, 02:44:53 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 03, 2007, 02:44:11 PM
I've never seen RED DAWN

All you need to know is that some teenagers kill some commies to keep the 'merican dream alive.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 03, 2007, 02:45:21 PM: If you do see it, do not hesitate to kick it IN THE BALLS.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 03, 2007, 02:45:46 PM: I WILL NOT BE SYMPATHETIC
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 03, 2007, 02:46:08 PM: Your watching this on Spike right now aren't you?

Ya it be so kick ass. Wolverines!
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 03, 2007, 02:47:34 PM: :lol I just turned it on and some guy is on a fence yelling...AVENGE ME!!!! AVENGE ME!!!
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2007, 02:54:02 PM: Harry Dean Stanton is awesome.

AVENGE ME! AVENGE ME!

You guys missed the best part, when the commies parachute into their high school grounds and kill all the kids and teachers.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 03, 2007, 02:56:03 PM: Quote from: Willco on February 03, 2007, 02:54:02 PM
Harry Dean Stanton is awesome.

AVENGE ME! AVENGE ME!

You guys missed the best part, when the commies parachute into their high school grounds and kill all the kids and teachers.

I know its the ultimate propaganda film, commies just parachute down into small town America, and start machine gunning up the highschool. so awesome. lol.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Mupepe on February 03, 2007, 02:57:27 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 03, 2007, 02:56:03 PM
Quote from: Willco on February 03, 2007, 02:54:02 PM
Harry Dean Stanton is awesome.

AVENGE ME! AVENGE ME!

You guys missed the best part, when the commies parachute into their high school grounds and kill all the kids and teachers.

I know its the ultimate propaganda film, commies just parachute down into small town America, and start machine gunning up the highschool. so awesome. lol.
It's not propaganda if it really happened! :o
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2007, 03:04:39 PM: They turned the drive-in theatre into a re-education camp >:(

Commie bastards. God, I feel like invading the Soviet Union. Who's with me?
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 03, 2007, 03:07:18 PM: Quote from: Willco on February 03, 2007, 03:04:39 PM
They turned the drive-in theatre into a re-education camp >:(

Commie bastards. God, I feel like invading the Soviet Union. Who's with me?

I'm in, I have the time machine charged and ready to go...Do you accept Canadians?
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Mupepe on February 03, 2007, 03:07:52 PM: Quote from: Willco on February 03, 2007, 03:04:39 PM
They turned the drive-in theatre into a re-education camp >:(

Commie bastards. God, I feel like invading the Soviet Union. Who's with me?
I'm in. I'd fuck them up. We can stomp their starvin Marvin asses. Am I right?
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2007, 03:19:52 PM: Canadians and Chinamen are in!
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Mupepe on February 03, 2007, 03:26:20 PM: Quote from: Willco on February 03, 2007, 03:19:52 PM
Canadians and Chinamen are in!
But Chinamen are commies too. We'll have a mutiny on our hands!
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 03, 2007, 03:29:58 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on February 03, 2007, 03:26:20 PM
Quote from: Willco on February 03, 2007, 03:19:52 PM
Canadians and Chinamen are in!
But Chinamen are commies too. We'll have a mutiny on our hands!

China and Russia haven't been on good terms since the mid 60's. They know that there next after America.

It would be like teaming uo with Stalin during WW2 all over again...I'm ok with that.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Mupepe on February 03, 2007, 03:32:06 PM: Well you take your risks if you wish.

But I'll keep my eye on all those bastards. But if he looks at me cock-eyed, I'll shove that rice bowl so far up his ass, he'll be shitting rice patties for 3 weeks.

Willco, remember on GAF when I was SupaFlySoccerMom and you made me your General, does that rank still stand, sir?
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 03, 2007, 03:36:36 PM: Shit did anyone else see the committal for Star Choice that just played. It was showing a bunch of clips from movies. It played a a clip from RV where the daughter(?) says to Robin Williams "In your own nerdy way your kind of cool", then if went to a clip from basic Instinct 2 where a sexy chick says "Does that turn you on"? :lol
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2007, 03:42:40 PM: :lol

(I didn't see said commercial, albeit funny)
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 03, 2007, 04:10:16 PM: The movie gets really boring after they raid the re-education camp. I forgot about that.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2007, 04:20:43 PM: That's because they all die.

They need to remake this into a gritty, R-rated crazy movie. Patrick Swayze can play the Colonel that parachutes halfway through the movie.

Commies will be replaced by TERRORISTS and/or CHINESE.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Mupepe on February 03, 2007, 04:21:28 PM: Quote from: Willco on February 03, 2007, 04:20:43 PM
That's because they all die.

They need to remake this into a gritty, R-rated crazy movie. Patrick Swayze can play the Colonel that parachutes halfway through the movie.

Commies will be replaced by TERRORISTS and/or CHINESE.
I prefer chinese. I hate them soooo much. I don't have much of a problem with terrorists.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2007, 04:24:07 PM: ONE BILLION vs ONE HIGH SCHOOL
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 03, 2007, 04:28:01 PM: Quote from: Willco on February 03, 2007, 04:24:07 PM
ONE BILLION vs ONE HIGH SCHOOL

:rofl :rofl :rofl OMG
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2007, 04:28:52 PM: See, the tagline is gold. Someone get Sony to cut me a check so I can start working on the script.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 03, 2007, 04:30:14 PM: NOW GET UP HERE AND PISS IN THE RADIATOR
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 05:59:30 PM: Spike TV ftw, I'll invade wherever, let's just DO IT! :gun

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Can I be the guy who doesn't die?
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Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: TVC15 on February 03, 2007, 08:14:04 PM: I am constantly wishing that Road Warrior and Mad Max and Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome were reality. Best future ever.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 03, 2007, 08:15:15 PM: I've never seen Thunderdome. First two rock though.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 03, 2007, 08:18:47 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 03, 2007, 08:15:15 PM
I've never seen Thunderdome. First two rock though.

Me either :-[ but i think the first one was mediocre.

Road warrior is all kinds of awesome though.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: TVC15 on February 03, 2007, 08:23:30 PM: The first one is mediocre and kind low budgety looking compared to the other 2. Road Warrior is the best, but Thunderdome is close.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 03, 2007, 08:24:02 PM: Well, the Road Warrior was definitely the better of the two. Maybe I just don't remember the first that well.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: TVC15 on February 03, 2007, 08:26:36 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 03, 2007, 08:24:02 PM
Well, the Road Warrior was definitely the better of the two. Maybe I just don't remember the first that well.

I actually haven't seen the first in years, but I remember it being really cheap. I just had to include it because it's part of the greatest movie trilogy ever.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 08:28:27 PM: Speaking of anti-Jew warrior Melvin Gibson, I want to see Apocolypto.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 03, 2007, 08:33:15 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 08:28:27 PM
Speaking of anti-Jew warrior Melvin Gibson, I want to see Apocolypto.

It was an decent movie. First half is a bit too drawn out and he really doesn't go into the fall of the Mayan civilization too much, as the name and trailers might suggest. The second half is just an awesome ultra-gory Predator chase scene for like 45 minutes. It's pretty sweet.

As for Mad Max...I see there's no trilogy box set or anything. I don't know why, but I'm a sucker for that. I'm still waiting on a Terminator one. Although, they're going to do a 4th one right? :-\
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: TVC15 on February 03, 2007, 08:34:16 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 08:28:27 PM
Speaking of anti-Jew warrior Melvin Gibson, I want to see Apocolypto.

I would pay money to watch a movie where Jews are rounded up to go into a shower at Auschwitz, but instead of poisoned gas killing them, Mel bursts into the room, completely naked, with an animu JESUS painted on his chest and a machete in hand, and proceeds to hack the jew menace into bullion. I would purchase tickets to sit through such an event, as long as it clocked in at around 2 hours.

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As for Mad Max...I see there's no trilogy box set or anything.

The first movie is probably owned by someone else or something. It was really low budget.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 03, 2007, 08:35:25 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 03, 2007, 08:34:16 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 08:28:27 PM
Speaking of anti-Jew warrior Melvin Gibson, I want to see Apocolypto.

I would pay money to watch a movie where Jews are rounded up to go into a shower at Auschwitz, but instead of poisoned gas killing them, Mel bursts into the room, completely naked, with an animu JESUS painted on his chest and a machete in hand, and proceeds to hack the jew menace into bullion. I would purchase tickets to sit through such an event, as long as it clocked in at around 2 hours

I smell a short story!
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 03, 2007, 08:35:44 PM: :lol WTF white man, are you I've got a blue socks?
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: TVC15 on February 03, 2007, 08:52:15 PM: No, who is this blue socks guy?
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 03, 2007, 08:57:05 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 03, 2007, 08:52:15 PM
No, who is this blue socks guy?

A joke character on GAF that was saying really racist things (in humor, I do believe) .

Edit See this thread http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=141092&page=3, which is going down hill fast, lol.
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: Tauntaun on February 03, 2007, 08:59:00 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 03, 2007, 08:34:16 PM
I would pay money to watch a movie where Jews are rounded up to go into a shower at Auschwitz, but instead of poisoned gas killing them, Mel bursts into the room, completely naked, with an animu JESUS painted on his chest and a machete in hand, and proceeds to hack the jew menace into bullion. I would purchase tickets to sit through such an event, as long as it clocked in at around 2 hours.

:lol :lol :lol Thought this out much? ;)
Title: Re: Does anyone wish RED DAWN happened in real life?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2007, 11:33:46 PM: WALK AWAY

JUST WALK AWAY