THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: james on September 29, 2021, 08:39:18 PM
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I hear a ruckus in the hallway
I turn off the light, go to the front door, lift the little privacy thing and watch what's going on through the peep hole
Looks like 3 guests are leaving my neighbors apartment
They're speaking foreign language
I keep watching
Suddenly one of them motions toward my door
They all turn and look
I think they could see me watching
Fuck
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What language were they speaking? If it's German, it's already too late.
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Can I have your stuff?
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they're gonna put something foreign in your asshole :putin
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Stop being a little peep holer, James. And, certainly, stop posting about your shameful peepings.
Or Urban Dictionary defines a Peeping James as a Peeping Tom too cowardly to peep outside the confines of his own home.
I didn't like either reply so you got both.
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The Russian Mafia has found out about the James Fund.
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you are already dead
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(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/thebiglebowski/images/d/d8/The_nihilist.jpeg)
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my neighbors have full on drunken rage screaming matches at midnight outside their house once a month
through this I have learned basically everything
she tells him to go back to his side pussy karen, and he accuses her of also cheating on him for revenge, and they both accuse the other of not being a proper parent to their adorable little 4 year old daughter who has a compromised immune system and a limited time to live :-\
and their kids have been in foster care before
I've never seen or heard of a weapon but I'm definitely worried it could turn violent
but you don't want to call the cops right :-\
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my neighbors have full on drunken rage screaming matches at midnight outside their house once a month
through this I have learned basically everything
she tells him to go back to his side pussy karen, and he accuses her of also cheating on him for revenge, and they both accuse the other of not being a proper parent to their adorable little 4 year old daughter who has a compromised immune system and a limited time to live :-\
and their kids have been in foster care before
I've never seen or heard of a weapon but I'm definitely worried it could turn violent
but you don't want to call the cops right :-\
No this was more like boardgames ended and they were saying their goodbyes and I was checking for hotties