THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: james on September 29, 2021, 08:39:18 PM

Title: I dun goofed
Post by: james on September 29, 2021, 08:39:18 PM
I hear a ruckus in the hallway

I turn off the light, go to the front door, lift the little privacy thing and watch what's going on through the peep hole

Looks like 3 guests are leaving my neighbors apartment

They're speaking foreign language

I keep watching

Suddenly one of them motions toward my door

They all turn and look

I think they could see me watching

Fuck
Title: Re: I dun goofed
Post by: Propagandhim on September 29, 2021, 08:51:21 PM
What language were they speaking?  If it's German, it's already too late.
Title: Re: I dun goofed
Post by: Lonewulfeus on September 29, 2021, 09:04:09 PM
Can I have your stuff?
Title: Re: I dun goofed
Post by: team filler on September 29, 2021, 09:12:21 PM
they're gonna put something foreign in your asshole  :putin
Title: Re: I dun goofed
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 29, 2021, 09:13:11 PM
Stop being a little peep holer, James.  And, certainly, stop posting about your shameful peepings.

Or Urban Dictionary defines a Peeping James as a Peeping Tom too cowardly to peep outside the confines of his own home.   

I didn't like either reply so you got both. 
Title: Re: I dun goofed
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 29, 2021, 09:18:19 PM
The Russian Mafia has found out about the James Fund.
Title: Re: I dun goofed
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 29, 2021, 10:32:00 PM
you are already dead
Title: Re: I dun goofed
Post by: Raist on September 30, 2021, 02:15:17 AM
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Title: Re: I dun goofed
Post by: Uncle on September 30, 2021, 03:36:59 PM
my neighbors have full on drunken rage screaming matches at midnight outside their house once a month

through this I have learned basically everything

she tells him to go back to his side pussy karen, and he accuses her of also cheating on him for revenge, and they both accuse the other of not being a proper parent to their adorable little 4 year old daughter who has a compromised immune system and a limited time to live  :-\

and their kids have been in foster care before

I've never seen or heard of a weapon but I'm definitely worried it could turn violent

but you don't want to call the cops right  :-\
Title: Re: I dun goofed
Post by: james on September 30, 2021, 03:38:55 PM
my neighbors have full on drunken rage screaming matches at midnight outside their house once a month

through this I have learned basically everything

she tells him to go back to his side pussy karen, and he accuses her of also cheating on him for revenge, and they both accuse the other of not being a proper parent to their adorable little 4 year old daughter who has a compromised immune system and a limited time to live  :-\

and their kids have been in foster care before

I've never seen or heard of a weapon but I'm definitely worried it could turn violent

but you don't want to call the cops right  :-\

No this was more like boardgames ended and they were saying their goodbyes and I was checking for hotties